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"No, no," said the Jew. "Vy, I had to pay sixteen sAillings for de ring." "But 1 thought it was worth quite that." Not All Profit. A Jew married a very wealthy woâ€" man. Soon after the ceremony a friend met him. "Congratulations on your wedding," he said. "I hear it was worth about £50,000 to you." "People will exaggerate a0," said the Jew. ‘ spe #T 2 2° NUCE TORSON NC Gevised a rotary apparatus with two types of brush, one for the front and one for the molar teeth. The actual brushes are detachable, so that not only can all members of the family uso the same motorâ€"power for brushing their teeth, but also old brushes can be replaced. The brush revolves at falrle Ri_k Old YC Locating the Break d Isoscelesâ€""Why so s ow? Did your girl brea ement with you last nigh oung Rounderâ€""Noâ€"brc Among the humorous anecdotes that Mr. Josephus Daniels tells of Woodâ€" row Wilson in his recent life of the President is this: He had a strong sense of humor and used to tell his freinds at anllega frm. The Motorâ€"Driven Tooth Brush, wing and #land. STORIES ABOUT WELLKNOWN PEOPLE W 0 old brushes can be replaced. _ brush revolves at fairly high on a flexible shaft drtven by a Mc RILES anda three Cabinet Minis ve sat in the barber‘s chatir of E. Moon, who keeps a hairâ€" & and tobacco shop in Cowes, onquering Her Afflictions id a strong sense of humor and | te!l his freinds at college rnn-’ les, often about his worthy who was a distinguished Pru-l ) minister, but who like all| rs was not overpaid. One day er met a parishioner; Dr. Wfl-’ « then preaching in a North| a church. | bring up the one it the end tarpaulin cover, which is my ‘, you‘ll get an extra three lart reason } n The Prompt Reply. omen, I venture to say, can eally successful speech at & iner, but Mrs. Hilton Philipâ€" who, of course, was formerâ€" Barber‘s Memories f the ome, Preacher Wilson, you a sleek horse and you‘re so rself?" the partshloner said. said Dr. Wilson, "you see, horse, but the congregation it remarkable planist in the the description applied by amous Paderewski to Miss tin. an English girl, who see nor bear. was born both blind and has never heard a note of the reads, writes, sows, and "Nough Said. ) is now in his eighty ned his barber‘s busi ities of church organâ€" ster. He is a comâ€" a small me of my correspondâ€" ecm to think that beâ€" ce them with my eyes talk with my own ears ducated, unintelligent, lown, to fit into the teath and cleanse destination, the portâ€" is yours too, miss?" rriages and trucks of hore the same letters, s is one of the most in good health. At what was Inevitable e mechantcal toothâ€" le nner a few evenings Noâ€"broke me ie made up her mind tcian. .. How marvelâ€" me most is the attlâ€" hen they first meet when the _so sad, young break ber en t night?" etion of fAiftyâ€"two 1 choirmaster of ‘owes, Mr. Moon with an {!Huminâ€" eded ie average man rely wrong in rward and backâ€" quickly, "and if one at the end at th some amu n actress, er Initials travelling lot ing on@ Wealth, however, even in the United States, does not appear to bring unalâ€" loyed delight. Most Croesuses are popularly supposed to live on a digesâ€" tive biscuit and iced water, with an Other American milllonaires whose names are unknown to fame easily outdo Mr. Gould. _ There is, for inâ€" stance, Mr. John Nicholas Brown, who three years ago became heir to the fortunes of his fater and grandfather, textile kings of Providence, Rhode Isâ€" land, and who toâ€"day, at twentyâ€"five, owns $300,000,000. _ He is guardedf night and day by detectives. There are the beirs of Mr. Issac Guggenâ€"! heim, who left $400,000,000, and thosel of John Wanamaker, who left 3200.-’ ©00,000. | The richest man in the United States is no doubt Mr. Henry Ford, who seems to have outdistanced Mr. J. D. Rockefeller in the millionaire cussion reck pended as much on the feather as anyâ€" thing. The term "fletcher" also was used in the more general sense as emâ€" bracing the entire craft of arrow makers. "Flo" was a familiar name Work and Worry Weaken Many Women in The Fletchers (it was "fleccher" in those diays) who affixed the feathers (from the same word root us both "feather" and "fe the shafts. This was prob cess which required the esse, for the true flight c Tippers were craftsmen who sharpâ€" ened the points after they had been set. They Give New Vitalityâ€"and more. The Setters were those who set the heads upon the arrow shafts The family name Arsmith is simply a contraction of "arrowsmith." The arrowsmith was he who made his livâ€" ing by fashioning arrow heads. The ancestors of the Fletchers, Arâ€" smiths, Setters, Tippers and Flowers were the backbone of the English naâ€" tion in the middle ages, for they furâ€" nished her fighting forces with muniâ€" tions, that deadliest weapon with which the English maintained their independence upon many a battlefield before the final development of the musket and the rifie. occupations without a thought, withâ€"| out even the knowledge that their family names are the last relics of what was once one of the mightiest industries of medieval England, and which toâ€"day is obsolete. Who says there is no romance in names? _ How many business men, manufacturers, ‘merchants, manual workers and professional men of this modern age go busily about their daily Flower. Racial Originâ€"English Sourceâ€"Trades. Varlationsâ€"Arnsmith, Setter, Tippler, Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills Ther eccher" in those days) were those o affixed the feathers or ‘fledges" ‘om the same word root which gives both "feather" and "Aedgeling") to ) shafts. This was probably the proâ€" is which required the greatest finâ€" e, for the true flight of the arrow those long shots for which the archâ€" : _of old England were famous deâ€" ided as much on the feather as anyâ€" ng. The term "fletcher" also was d in the more general sense as emâ€" NEW HEALTH CAN BE HAD THROUGH Guarded by Detectives TEA is good ted‘ The ORANGE PEKOE is extra good. TIry it ! Sometime! Why not this time? THE RICHEST MEN ON EARTH been a great deal of disâ€" tly about the richest men FLETCHER Surnames and Their Origin was also spelled | . Only one of the "Seven Wonders of | the World" has survived. This is the |Great Pyramid of Cheops at Ghizeh. | _ The probate records of the past few years give numerous instances of these hidden millionaires. Mr. J. T. Mills, of Leighton Buzzard, was one. | He rode to his office every day on a !street car, led the simplest of lives ]nud left $20,000,000. Mr. Charles Morâ€" |rison, the wholesale draper, left 354;1 l683,440. No one had ever suspectedll him of being oneâ€"twentieth so wealthy, | The Sahara Desert is 3,100 miles‘ long and 600 miles wide. It covers| an area equal to twoâ€"thirds of Europe.| The moral seems to be that any subâ€" urban or rural householder in Britain may live all his life next door to a milâ€" lionaire and never know it til] his neighbor dies. until they die and their wills come to be proved. They may be known as magnates of commerce or shipping, but only the inner circle can estimate their fortunes. Some of Britain‘s richâ€" est men lead quiet, unobtrusive lives, and are never suspected of owning millions. sums owned by Mr. Henry Ford or Mr. Rockefeller, and there are few whose millions mount to anything like even the $200,000,000 of Mr. Wanamaker. Preferred a Tramcar. The wealth of British millionaires, occasional glass of milk. Some off cial statistics published last year re easily and naturally become a "ff" on translation into English. In Ireland this name is most comâ€" mon in Munster, Cork and in what was the ancient royal province of Meath. Cawley" than one would suppose. The given name from which "MacAmhailâ€" aoibh" is derived is "Ambailgadh," compounded of two words, "amhail" and "gad," meaning "like a wythe" (that is, a form of twisted osier"), which explains why the name is someâ€" times met with Anglicized into Wythe. There are English authoritiee who suggest that the Scottish form, Macâ€" Auliff, is a development of the Scanâ€" dinavian name "Olaf." It is possible, but not likely. 1t would be probable if the name were English. But Gnel!c names are more likely to trace back to single than to many sources, and the final "bh" of "MacAmbhailaoibh" might The correct Irish form of the family name from which this rather long list of variations has developed, is "Macâ€" Ambhailaoibh," but the Irish pronunciaâ€" tion of that is much closer to "Meâ€" As a rule the variations Macauley, MacAulay and MacAuliff trace back to Scottish sources, and the rest, for the most part, are Irish. As a matter of fact, there is little difference beâ€" tween the speech of the Irish, particuâ€" larly in the north of Ireland, and the Highland Scots. Both are Gaelic races. The peoples now constituting the Highland clans for the most part crossed over to "Alba," as Scotland then was called, from Ireland, about the second century A.D. for the arrow in those days, whence The common white granulated groâ€" comes the name "Flower." |cer‘s sugar we nearly all eat is, techâ€" =â€"â€"â€" | nically speaking, only one of the sugâ€" McCAULEY {ars The food chemist calls it sucâ€" Varlations â€" Macauley, MacAulay, rose. In addition to sucrose there are MacAuliff, McAwley, MacGawley, the wellâ€"known forms of sweeteners, Magauly, McCawley, McCaulay, ‘ glucose and maltose. These are also Wythe, McCauiley. | sugars, but they are not sucroses. Raclal Originâ€"Irish, also Scottish. | Maltose, the product which is to be Sourceâ€"A given name. made from corn, is somewhat sweeter As a rule the variations Macauley, than glucose, but only about threeâ€" MacAulay® and MacAunliff trace back fifths as sweet as sucrose. Mrs. Stewart Grant, Stewilacke, N.S., says:â€"‘"‘After the birth of my first baby I did not regain my health. I could scarcely walk across the room because of the pains in my back. I began taking Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills and through their use regained good health. Later an attack of influenza left me very weak, and again the pills fully restored me. I can recommend them to any one who is weak or run down." Care of diet, sufficient rest, fresh air, and Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills will keep a woman‘s health robust and regular; and because these pills make new blood abundantly, thouâ€" sands of weak wives and msthers have derived prompt healthâ€"help from them. The demands upon a mother‘s strength are many and severe; her own health trials and her children‘s welfare exact heavy tolls, while broken rest and much indoor living tend to weaken her constitution. No wonder that the woman at home is often indisposed through sick headache, backache, and nervous troubles. But varied as her health troubles are, the cause is simple, and relief near at hand. When well, it is good blood that keeps a woman well; when ill, she must make her blood rich to renew her health; and the nursing motherâ€"more than any otherâ€"needs rich blood and plenty of it. suspected ] That‘s all we hear in our happy home, o wealthy, | and all that we think about, t any sub.‘ While nights and days in our various in Britain | ways we‘re working the puzzles r to a milâ€"] out. t â€" ~Cilf hj.]“Satan finds work for idle hands"â€" i this new acrostic rage ‘Is keeping all hands in the family at onders of: work on the puzzle page! }tui.,}l:l n;. We‘re doing the crossâ€"word puzzles, t, TNLE * _ We‘re doing ‘em hard and fast, | And we‘ll never quit, that‘s the worst 100 miles‘ of it, ‘ It covers| As long as the puzzles last! } _What is a sixteen lettered word whose meaning is ‘agitate‘?" "What is a Latin synonym for using a frog as bait?" "Here‘s a word beginning with E T I and ending with E E L; Look in the dictionary, Bill, and see what it ought to spell!" We‘re doing the crossâ€"word puzzles, We‘re doing ‘em day ana night, And what do we care if the cupboard‘s bare, So long as we get ‘em right? And Billy and Sue have quit their jobs â€"and the future ds looking bleak, For the family purse is perfectly flat and doesn‘t contain a dime, And nobody does a stroke of work. for nobody bas the time! Fathner was once a business man who went to his work each day; And mother kept house, as a houseâ€" wife should, in a highly efficient way ; » And Bill was a clerk in a wholesale house whose motto was Work and Win; And Sue was a thoroughly good stenog and gosh, how the cash rolied in! But father is home, and nary a dish has mother washed for a week,l And Billy and Sue have anit their 4nhe Father was What is Stomach disturbances and constipaâ€" tion ate responsible for much of the i peevishness of babies and young childâ€" ren. When the baby is cross or irritâ€" able the mother should not resort to soâ€"called soothing mixtures to correct !tho trouble, for in the majority of cases these mixtures simply drug the child into an unnatural sleep. What is needed is a gentle laxative that will sweeten the stomach and regulate the bowels. Such a remedy is found in Baby‘s Own Tablets. They are easy to take andâ€"are guaranteed to be enâ€" tirely free from oplates and narcollcu.} Concerning them, Mrs. Jos. Tousaig-‘ nant, Ste. Sophie, Que., writes: â€"â€""L would ltke all mothers to know that I feel there is no other medicine to: equal Baby‘s Own Tablets. I always keep a box in the house and their prompt use never fails to restore my little ones to health." The Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. I Briefly, the process consists of mixâ€" ing the cornstarch with warm water and malt and then putting it through the same processes which ordinary "sugar" goes through. The new sugar looks a little ilke confectioner‘s sugar and tastes like Christmas candy. MAKE CARE OF BABIES EASIER A bushel of corn weighs about sixty pounds, and about thirtyâ€"three of these pounds are accountéd for by starch. It is not difficult to extract the starch from corn, and a way to convert this starch into sugar economically has long been sought. Man askedâ€"the adâ€" vice of the stomach first. That organ is an old hand at changing starch inâ€" to sugar, but man has not until very recently found the secret. Now comes the announcement that â€"H. C. Gore, of the United States Bureau of Chemisâ€" try, a subsidiary of the department of agriculture, has found a way to get thirtyâ€"three pounds of sugar from each bushel of corn. Mr. Gore is chemist in charge of the bureau of chemistry‘s fruit and vegetable utilization laboraâ€" tory. Two Pecks of Sugar from Bushel of Corn. The Epidemic. Berton Braley To write a good loveâ€"letter you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written â€" Rousseau. The natives of the district in which the plant flourishes dry the seeds and grind them into powder, which they keep, and on suitable occasions adminâ€" ister to those against whom they have a real or fancled grievance. An overdose may result in temporâ€" ary loss of reason, following which the victim falls into a deep sleep, awakenâ€" ing with no memory of his curious conâ€" duct. A naturalist recently returned from Arabia has described to a learned society a plant called the "Iaughing cactus." The plant gets its name from the fact that anyone eating its seed gives way for some minutes afterâ€" wards to immoderate laughter, freâ€" quently ending in nervous prostration. ‘"Dere sir, I stoal your munny. Reâ€" mauss is nawing me so I send sum of it back to you. Wen it naws again I will send sum more." For Every Hiâ€"Mrnard‘s Liniment. A man whose pocket had been pickâ€" ed in a crowd received this letter a month later: Avoid loss when sending money by} mailâ€"Use Dominion Express Money | Ordersâ€"the safe, convenient, mex-] pensive way. Other lines of construction work unâ€" dertaken by the Canadian National Parks Branch included the erection of historic site memorials throughout the Dominion. A field stone cairn with bronze tablet attached was placed on each of fifteen sites, and large boulder memorials were erected on two other sites. | _A large item of new work in Jasper Park was the construction of six miles of the spectacular Edith Cavell road, | completing it to Cavell lake, about one |and a quarter miles from the ice of Ghost glacier. Rugged country, most .| unfavorable to construction operaâ€" | tions, was traversed and a very good . showing was made. Surfacing operaâ€" | tions on that section of the Jasperâ€"Edâ€" | monton highway in Jasper Park were | carried on over twelve miles of new | road from the town of Jasper easterly. |This section comprised abandoned railway grade which has now been converted into a firstâ€"class highway. On this highway a bridge of three 109â€" foot spans was erected over the Snarâ€" ing river, and work commenced on a bridge of six similar spans over the Athabaska river. l Various Work of Importance. | Other works of major importance | were also carried on to completion. ’During the summer the puwcr-housei building of the Cascade develupment| near Banff, which has been in operaâ€"| tion since February supplying power for the town of Banff and vicinity, was ’ completed in its aesthetic details.| Every effort was put forth to make its | Iappearance as neat and attractive as | (po&sible and in harmony with the sur-! |roundinga;. Two cottages were erectâ€"| ed for the accommodation of (ths resiâ€" ldent operators and these were ulso! artistically designed. Good progress | iwas also made on the Golf courses in | Banff Park, where the eighteen holes | ’were completed in time for the openâ€"| ing of the playing season; and in Jasâ€"| per and Waterton Lakes parks. Eight miles of the rightâ€"ofâ€"way of the proâ€"| posed new road between Lake Loulse , in Banff Park and Field in Yoho Park ; were cleared during the late fall. Some . improtant rock excavation and crib work was undertaken on the Yoho Vdlâ€" ley road through the canyon of the Yoho river. To meet the growing deâ€" I mands of motor tourists to Waterton . Lakes Park and to serve the townsite, | a summer water supply system was | installed. | The importance of maintaining and extending the motor roads and trails in Canada‘s National parks appears to have been the dominating note in the construction work carried on by the Parks‘ authorities during the 1924 seaâ€" son. _ The greatly increased trafic which resulted from the opening of the new Banffâ€"Windermere highway gave further evidence of the great value of improved motor roads and maintenance and improvement work was given first consideration last seaâ€" son. Treat Their Enemies to Laughing Powder. 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Talcum 2e. wKBE~ TIry our new Shaving Stick. "Did you see him yourself?" in quired the American. The Englishman determined not to be outdone, began to tell a story of a man who swam from L{verpool to New York. bow "On one occasion," he said, "I shot nine hundred and ninetyâ€"nine Hons." hind For First Aidâ€"Minard‘s Liniment "You see the photo of Annie Smith on the third floor there?" ‘"Yes," replied Mary. "An‘ you see the pair o‘ boots beâ€" "Mary!" she shrieked excitedly to her friend. "Come ‘ere!" "What‘s the matter, Lucy?" asked the other. Lucy was gazing through the winâ€" dow of the local photographer, her eyes glued on a picture showing the annual procession of school children through the village. Strong Nerves Cuticura Dsals Pimples mll the trade mark (registered in COansda) of RBayer Manufreture of of Balicylcacid (Acety! Salicylie Acld, "A. 8. 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I have recommended the Vegetable Compound to a few people I know and have told them the good it has done me. I know I feel and look a difâ€" ferent woman these last few months and I certainly would not be without & bottle of your medicine in the house, You can use this letter as you see fit, as 1 should be only too ¢1AX for those suffering as I have to know what it has done for me."â€"Mre. RosErt G. Macâ€" GrEcor, R. R. No. 2, Sarnia, Ontario. . Sent Woman to Bed. Great Change After Taking Lydia E. Pinkham‘s Vegetable Compound Sarnia, Ontario.â€"*‘* After my girlie was born 1 was a wreck. My nerves were too terrible for words and 1 simâ€" ply could not stand or walk without pains. 1 suffered with fainting spells until I was no longer any good for my household duties and had to take to my bed. The doctor said I should have an operation, but I was not in a fit condition at that time. M 3 neighbor said, ‘Why don‘t you try Lydia E. 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