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dr be Ob Mrs. Ward was suffering when I reached ber home. "They burt my stomach #o. Do you think I wil die?" whe moaned. _ "I always put my teeth in that glass on the dresser, but. toâ€" night I went to sleep with tuem in my mouth. 1 woke up with a startâ€"my tooth wore gone â€" How they heurt my stomach !" 1 can‘t help sympathizing with my patients and I did feel sorry for Mrs. Wardâ€"she seemed so uncomfortable. But I couldn‘t locate the teeth. Lopenâ€" wi my satchel whore it sut on the dres=ser and looked around. "Have you two sets of false teeth, Mrs. Ward?" 1 inquired. "No, doctor; just these 1 swallowed. quinir will & and h I had o craw! out of bed and drive a whee! struck a rock, the buggy upâ€" two miles into the country when old \set and I found myself swimming for Mra Ward talephoned in frantle alarm. ?tho bank. She had swallowed her false teeth. ll I coared old Blackie into shallow have been crawling out of bed for| water and unhitched her. 1 tied her nearly thirty years to relieve the patn« | to a bush, managed to right the bugky and llls of suffering folks. That is my | and pull it ount. Balieve me, she had business as a country doctor. I hare‘to step whem wh got going again, and angwered every call 1 possibly could, | I was glad to change clothes at the lit, except for one or two that 1 may tell | tle shanty that was outr destination. you about shortly. P ‘ This wes one of the many cases of n ie uN 1G CwE Ne Nectucics:: nevalintecens Ibbh LKE Whikh _ Fichar Te tor W hat whil save yol and save the d 1y V 1 @N es They Really Need Me, and S Don‘tâ€"But 1 Always Go, Day or "OH, DOCTOR, COME QUICK!" adies. Labe iliarize yout i 18 T H and n ft hat better for ve t U ipon eve ch regard for v zero a few if 1D D Y ) typleal of Ner mit have made. | 10t #sure 18 14 art in & in y W nig h# U T10 ARCHIV TORONTO funny waitd ny & e up 1eap~ docâ€" Y C see A W I« 1C1 try m ul 18 AFs bee glad one take @V eT n trout I was glad to change clothes at the lit, tle shanty that was our destination. This wes one of the many cases of helping another little lifeo tnto the world. I was Impresged by the meager Airnishings of the ghack. The hus band elept heavily on a pallet en the floor all night, onmly waking with a grunt every hour or so when I stinred him up to get some wood for the fire. He was accustomed to letting his wife split the wood. nig cont pipe I coared old Blackie into «n@JoOW water and unhitched her. I tied her to a bush, managed to right the bug®y and pull it out. Belteve me, she had to step wher wh got going again, and Before I left® 1 asked the mothar what pls¢ 1 could do ftor har. "Would you mind Allin‘ and lightta‘ my pnipe for me, Doc?" she said. I left her propped upâ€"on an elbow, contentedly puffing a battered clay left th The gir the only p nly ady 1 Cad®. her min of loct« I Fisher. I answer nearly overy call. There as one I didn‘t answer and my conâ€" bence will always hurt because I My wif Her fat in# Ih(n 1 awoke n tra evehning : was the is in that homsa. .1 received ond 1ent â€"half a lqad of hay. e family doctor seems to be re al â€" as a generat counselor at ;thing. I have beem called to the hone to tel ‘how to treat seed nes to prevent scab, how to kill mber lice and how to cure chickâ€" with the roup.. Only the other ; I sateimp until dawn with a & farmer who _(:a'mo to my house awoke me at two in the morning. o¢c, I haven‘t glept <a wink all t." he said." "Old Banker Jameées he is going to foreclose my mortâ€" ." AM I could do for him bestdes i was advise him to get an attorâ€" wife and 1 were child‘ess for al years and then a boy baby to gladden our lives. e drew oser together than we had ever He was a wonderful, quaint, ome little fellow who made everyâ€" happy who knew him. He was away by an accident. 1 can : shake off the gripping horror ose hours when we saw his life y ebbing away, helpless to relieve ain or prevent his going. His or and I could on‘ly sit by his bed to wai ainothe 1b e t But U le , of hea f thrills mise the untry folks is ar of helping li th before n in the w W1 D money anead, {hough After all, though, irped here about unâ€" ill proudly own that d of all my years as ng U mt he was in serious ; my help. I did lhoI loâ€"I gave her the, ‘as to givaé in such | couudn‘t make wp‘ y a man she was) take ve break O W ald n 41 w on e ) W taught her o myâ€"office bout three days later. n years as the priviâ€" tle childâ€" n m n D T as Loo would 1 1 w On i n m N0 1d 1A it "Geometry teaches us . to bisex angles; an oxygen has éight sides." The wubove are two gems, from a rich mine of schoolbhoy howlers exâ€" plored by R. Welidon Finn in the Eduâ€" cation Outlook. t aP > "A dircle is a roumded gtraight line bent so that the ends meetg writes gnother _ youthful « fnathematician; while another humorist, on being askâ€" ed how many times 19 comd be subâ€" tractel from & million, replied that he could do it as often as he wasâ€"asked during his last hours, wracked by the greatest agony that can torture human hearts and then, after his reloaso, aut» ter grie? that oven after many years still seoms unbearablo, f Since then, as never betore, 1 wilt Ingly sit alt night by the belaldo of an ailtng child. To be able to make that child well and comfortable again, to rellove the fear that ctytches the ap prehonsive haarts of the mother .and futher, seem to compensate for a thousand unpaild accounts on my ledâ€" gor andâ€" for a thousand â€" nights of broken sleep. Su WHIH "W ing me!" it "Why, how is that?" asked his mothâ€" er "What‘s the use of sending me to school?" queried Willie. "I don‘t know anything, and I can‘t read or write." to Here are other delighful specimens: "A demagogue "Is a vessel from which one drinks beer," " ‘Mssays of Elia‘â€"the attempts of Elijah to get food.‘ v "The Pyramids divide France and Spaitn." 6 "Henry I. died from a surfeit of palâ€" Eighty per of India get i pork freva James. L Those undergoing the martyrdom o fashion find physical consolation, how ever®in the advice of doctors that th fatter the man the higher the bloo pressure, and that the thin, wiry me: live longest Under Henry VIII. the Bible was translated into Latin by Titus Oates, whom the king ordered to be chained up in church for greater seeurity," writes one youthful essayist. "Prince Henry was drowned in the Wash. ‘The ctory gees that he never smiled wgato," writes another. Stout Englishmen Are k Dicting for Styles choc ‘The above map ahows the agene of present gctivity in the ited Lake setâ€" tton of the district of Patrlola, Ontarfo, north of Hudson, on the main line of the Canadian Nattonal Ratltways. Major C. J. A. Cuaningbham Dunlop, who has Just returned from Red Lake, calls this the "biggest gold rush since the Klondike." F it > Utterly Useless. Willie, who was nearly five, and his other, were‘sitting at homs in front the fire. At the table his sister, ol seven, was doing her homework. iddenly mother looked un and saw fllie watching his sister. Y "Well, Willie," she said, "it will not long before you will have to go to â€" 7‘..._{., â€" . Hogs in Holland. Holland is growing as a producer of The increasing vogue of the doubleâ€" easted coat has caused men of faâ€" ton in London to resort to dieting remove fat. No fat man looks his st in a doubleâ€"breasted suit; hence o "bantin>" denial of favorite dishe: d painful hours of massage in the irkish baths of Piecadilly and St Oh,‘ said WTlie, "it‘s no use send Sch:oigb; Howlers. A Nation of the Soil. ner ceut. of the population wet their livin. out of the soil. l # + Who‘s Who in Musical | History. | . _ Becthovenâ€"1770â€"1827. |\Born in Bonn, Beethoven grow | Just the same as I or you; | But his great and glorious name Unforgotten became in the history of fame.. B * He was but a tiny boy, ‘ % Caring not for game or toy; And his father, harsh, they say, Made him practice all the day. _ When at 13 years, one night, ; Three sonatas he did write, Full of lovely sentiment, Showing his poetic bent. Fierce his temper, and seltâ€"willed, But with truth his heart was filled; And he loved the trees and flowers, Owing them his happiest hours. Old he grew} and deatf at length, And his music played with strength. Music, to his soul so dear, Fell unheeded on his ear. Though a great renown he won For the wonders he had done, Yet he lived, when older grown, In, his ‘dusty room alone. To his nephew, Carl, he gave All the money he could save; Yet the boy, with heart of «tone, . Left him there to die alone. Strange his figure, as you see On the page of history. Yet a truer, grander man On what page we no‘er shall scan, & So did old Beethoven die Just as you must do, or 1. But his grand and glorious name Unforgotten became in the history of (ame. "They Shall Not Pass." A Louis Curotte, Indian goalkeeper of the Caughnawaga hockey team, indian village, near Montreal, who is said to be one of the largest "goalies" in the world. He weighs 400 pounds. He is manager of the local baseball team. Britain‘s Voiun.ecers. The totai strength of the territorial army on December 31 last, exclusive of permanent staff, #as 144,937, an inâ€" crease of 4,300 compared with January 1. 1925. k Oh, Well, Thay‘re in Paris and You Gotta Excuse Mutt The individual who sets out to learn . the ins and outs of driving an automoâ€" bils has not fuly contemplated this accomplishmens. until he or she can successfully park a car. Increasing‘y, of course, it is becomming difficult to ; find a place snywhere in our #rban | communities where a motor vehicle can be left for a few minutes. Theré was a time when one could merely drive alongside of a curb and stop when ready. â€" Even that procedure reâ€" quired some skill. But that was a simple matter compared with the present situation. p Now the driver must know what are | the localâ€" rules regarding parking, where he can park, when and for how long. In these days the space is greatly rost.rictA, which makes it necessary for one to skillfuily guide , the machine into a small space. And| having succeeded in this no mean| achievement the next probl‘em is how to get out in the traffic again when the driver wishes to proceed. When undertaking to park & car alongside of a curb it is well not to get too close to the machine ahead when stopping or when starting up again. And the car ahead will be less liable to back. into his machine when it pulls out. A lot of fenders have been dented in such operations. If a driver parks right up against the car Distributing Money at Marriages. In every part of Scotland the marâ€" rlage ceremony is performed at the residence of the bride. About the time it is expected the young coupnte are to start on their marriage jJaunt, mM the boys and girls of the neighborhood asâ€" semble in front of the house, and amuse themse‘ives by calling out, "Bell money, Beli<money, shabby waddin,‘ shabby waddin,‘ canna spare a bawâ€" In some cities certain public places are resorved where automobiles can be left. It is something of a fine art to properly park a car in one of these sections. _ The machines in these spaces usually stand in the midd‘e of the street, facing the curb. To park in such a place the driver must either stop and back into his proper niche, being sure no cars are approaching from the rear that might smash into him, or he may, in some instances, be able to drive directly ahead into his space. In the latter instance he will probably be required to back up when he comes to take his machine away. CARE REQUIRED IN JOB. In such manceuvring the driver should aim to park his car as near to its next neighbor as possible and yet accomplish this without scraping the sides of either machine. Someâ€" times it will be necessary to squeeze in between two standing cars where the margin of space on either side of his machine will be very limited. Conâ€" siderable care will be required in doâ€" ing a good job. The Laborite member, G. Buchanan, desired to raise a point, but he had not brought his hat with him. He solved the dilemma, however, by borâ€" rowing the velvet toque of Miss Ellen C,. Wilkinson, also a Laborite member, which he clapped upon his head of red hair. Thus he addressed. the speaker amid noisy lau>hter from the memâ€" bers. _ f These ~shouts are more than re doubled when the door is opened to let the bride a?vd bridegroom . out, / wlo are accompanied to the carriage by most of the company, and as the pushâ€" ing and shoving of the crowd would be very in(;?'&hm,mme one of the party at this movement showers a quantity of coppers and small silver M.P. Dons a Woman‘s Hat . _ to Gain Point in Commons Among many of the old rules govâ€" erning procedure in the House of Commons, London, England, is one that if a member wishes to raise a point of order after a division has been called he must don his hat. among thent, thereby drawing their ittention away from the "young folks," who, under cover of this "diversion," aire driven off. DRIVER SHOULD LEARN TO PARK AUTO PROPERLY. ° Â¥ C C ul tu . t ols PP The Automobile | *"Yes," said the student, "such a , change from the blue and red grass we ihavo been having lately." | The rest was silence. A somewhat shabby man wandered into a very smart restaurent, says The Tatler, and ordered an elaborate lunch. At first the waiter was dubions about serving him, but the customer‘s obviâ€" ous ease in his surroundings and his excellent choice of dishes reasenred him. At last, when‘the bill was proâ€" Kented he asked courteously for the manager, who appeared presently. * "Good day," said the customer airlly. ‘"Do you recollect that a few months ago a man came hoere and had a jolly good meal without paying for 4t?" Patientâ€"*"I did my best, but I couldn‘t keep it up more than ton minutes." ° | hn I aran. »Auazlh v4 +.) wl As Canadians, we enjoy @ll the conâ€" fesnatmerae, q » veniences ~ond econoniy of electric 0 PARK AUTO PROPERLY. power without giving much thought to ahead and another car Parks close to the great engineering accomplishâ€" the rear of his machine he will find ments that bring this modern miracle himse‘f in somewhat of a fix to get of service to our doors, says the Naâ€" his car out, as hardly any space Wm'hnl Resources Intelligence Service. be.left for either backing or going;. Some of the difficuities faced and ahead. . o ie o | achievxements attained by the enginâ€" At night a parked car should havye eers working on the great power~de its lights turned on if it is on a road ve‘opment at Isle Maligne, Quebec, for where there is liable to be any motor the Dukeâ€"Price Power Co., as told by traffic, If the car is parked before The Canadian Engineor, graphically sundown and left until after dark it is illustrates the capital, energy and genâ€" unusually easy to forget this, If the ius necessary to put to useful service standing machine‘s lights do not show , what is one of Canrda‘s most unique a white licht ahead and a red one beâ€"| and valuable rosourcesâ€"water power In view of these increasingly conâ€" gested conditions it is important for motorists to be first‘class partakers of their machinos and for them to realize that until they can qualify in this reâ€" spect ®.y cannot be considered in the class of competent automobile drivers. 1y Doctorâ€"*"What! your d 1 yepepsia :e:tirl: Did you follow my cdv‘:ce I:: rink hot water one hour b eiouch efore breakâ€" In any event, the car itself shopuld be locked and the key removed by the driver, as thieves not only rob the automobiles of their contents, but also have been known to steal the auto Itseif. A safe lock should be a part of every car‘s equipment if it is to be parked very much. Squelched. He wanted to read, but the man in the seat opposite him would persist in trying to talk as the train moved swiftâ€" ly along. After several brief replies the student began to grow tired. At night a parked car should have its lights turned on if it is on a road where there is liable to be any motor traffic, If the car is parked before sundown and left until after dark it is unusually easy to forget this. * If the standing machine‘s lights do not show a white light ashead and a red one beâ€" hind it may not be visible to an apâ€" proaching automobile until too late to avoid a smash. This applies especial!â€" ly to those who are parking to do sparking. Protect that wonderful fuâ€" ture with your loved one by taking precautions against a motor collision. DANGER FROM CROOKS. Park your car close to the curb. It is dangerous to stop a car in the midâ€" dle of the road. Regulations usual‘y prohibit parkfng a car within ten foot of a fire hydrant. In some cities it is not permitted to park a car in front of a public building. A car should not be parked near the intersection of two streets or highways. Never park an automobile on the left side ~f the streot except on a "oneâ€" way" traffic street. The right side should be next to the curb and never the rear or front end except in parkâ€" ing spaces where the regulations rs quire cars to park at right angles or diagonally to the road. Any contents of a car that might easily be stolen should be removed when a car is parked, oven if the car is to boe left but for a few minutes, 1% takes very little time for a crook to get away with any valuables that may be left in an open car. If the.car is a closed model the doors have reliable locks on them and these should be Willing to Pay the Price. I do," answered the manager grim Following Directions. 1'mtem on prenetal advi ' ons. â€" These will be issu il!pon application, and wikl + \ monthly until the baby‘s birth The large gates which s the flow of water to weigh 54 tons each,. It,i ito note that only sixteen entire Canadian Natior 'mtem were strong enou the blocks of steel. It is a buge statue, and 4 erected in 1823 the horse‘s first set. up, then its head 4 lastly the figure of the king @4 upon his steed. Just head was fixed one of the © the castle, and six friends, / inside the body of the horsc. parts of the statue had boen and hermitically sealed, th bered that a short laddor had inside. That ladder‘gs still 6 A Meal in a 1 Most visitors to Wi: in London, have soe gstatue of George H1., the far end of the Br Life is very much like ?:ds: a good deal deper playing, and good playing m good deal. A letter or postcard to the ( Council on Child Welfare, Ot to your health authoritics w the letter service to an questing it. The letters are designed to give w« eral practical information and advi« and to urge early and regular on sultation with the physician. 1t hoped also that by such a means w menâ€"in the outlying districts brought in contact with their cial health services and some progress effected in the rodu the heavy maternal and infant ity rate in our outpost settiew These are but a few of the inter esting items faced by the engincers in charge of this one project. Every other development has its own pecu liar problems. In the mourtains, tunâ€" nels and conduits have to be provided Elsewhere embaukments often have to be created. Surveys and extended periods of investigation of the runâ€"off properties of the water shed under both summer and winter conditions should precedé the actual construction Long and expensive transmission lines to those centres where the power is to be utilized nust be buiit and mainâ€" tained.. In many cases industrial plants, involving tremehdous outlays have to be built to absorh the powe: that is surplus after the ordinar; needs of the district have been sati: fed. Thus, while the power plant at isle Ma.igne is cosling 1 dollars, the groat indu for the manufacture of per and aluminum, whi litera‘ly created to utiliz will probably represent more than one hundred n Nowhere in the world enginecring victor‘es be, sistently nccomplished i the wealth of the countr; venience of its citizons pa This huge development of over half a million horsepower occurs at the head of the Saguenay river in Quebec, where it leaves Lake St. John. To build the necessary dams and strucâ€" tures and to transport the machinery it was found necessary to build m double track railway cleven miles long, to luy out and construct a model town with its own bank, stores, post office and hospita!, and to house 1,600 men engaged in the work. Over $1,â€" 500,000 was spent on the equipment alone, used in the construction of the dams and power house. The ®entire river bed had to be changed and a new channel created, the construction of which required 200,000 lbs. of explosives. In another spot a channel 125 feot wide and 60 feet deep had to be blocked by huge masses of concrote chained togother. In order to raise the waters of the lake 17 feet and impound 30,000 square miles (an area twice the size of Switzerland) of water, two thouâ€" sand farms had to be purchased outâ€" right, which, in addition to lake St. John, furnished the requisiteo area for flood‘nz. Natural Resources Rlletin. a Mon‘men? Win en t} ng t mourtains, tunâ€" e to be provided. nts often have ys and extended on of the runâ€"off iter shed under inter conditions nal eanetruction. ugh ceDer bveen left After D r will he provinâ€" n n Li way goat $ on he of n A young girl, her life, was aid man of tact. " benefactress, "< for this unmeast * *"Don‘t try "Just ‘pass need of hey would be cl unders shall 4 w1 w# clu: hor BM de; t mm t1 in #U Wh« thos man un O1 4n NY lal t« th Dac 0)¢~:4 bale ton t my capite! in giving Un rather than leave the when ] die. â€"Mr. J ustice Ha 1 the poison Lange of -ncr-m'v-ir' th PDaikiL®ly, . du6 a man needé 6 Passing It On it ly H ers 1t kok 4» ty