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@I® OSE m Flub: "What caused that co‘llision to day*"* Dub: "Two motorists after the same zedestrian." * ASnmadudit A motorist left his car outside a vestaurant while ho had lunch. On emerging, however, he observed that a constable was standing guard over it, so he quickly withdrew inside and thought swiftly. Having certain reaâ€" sons for not Gesiring another sumâ€" mons thet week, the motorist made an exit by a rear door, and, going home, telephored to Scotland Yard saving that his car had been stolen. Haltanhour later the police teleâ€" phoned to say that the stranded car had been discovered outside theâ€" restaurant, and would the owner please call there for it? The dear old lady was late at church, and entered as the congregaâ€" tion was rising to sing. "Dear me," se said with a smile, "don‘t get up on my account!" By controlling the sunlight that reaches certain plants, it has been found possible to force them to bloom out of season, earlier or later than their usual period. Experiments have been made with dabMas, African martâ€" wolds, poinsettias, Klondyke cosmos and late varieties of chrysanthemums, !t now appears that the plants proâ€" duce flowers in direct relation to the length of the daylight period. With this to guido them, expertâ€" menters trick the flowers into bloomâ€" ing at unusual seasons. This can be done by covering the plants or by takâ€" ing them fnto the cellar for an hour or two before sunset each day. This produces sunlight conditions approxiâ€" mating Autumn, with a shorter perfod of daylight, and the plants bloom rarlior. Conversely, it has been found hat lengthening the short days of Autumn and Winter with the aid of electric lights of proper intensity preâ€" vonts these plants from flowericg in their normal season. * 4 It is even possible to force differ ent parts of some plants to blossom at different seasons. Plants Bloom Out of Season When Their Light is Altered Yet so far their activities have been largely confined to domestic problems. "The time has come," says Premier Baldwin, "to widen the horizon of their vision, to come out Boldly for the eradication of international hatâ€" reds and to aid the convalescence of our common â€" civilization."â€"Montreal Star. "Britain, France, Germany and Italy, the protagonists of the great struggle of yesterday, now meet as partners and equals to advance the cause of peace and forward the convalescence ol our common evilization," says Mr. Stanley Baldwin, and in that single sentence epitomizes the vast changes that have taken place in the sentt ments and outlock of the nations that but a few short years ago were at death grips. What France and Germany have done in the quenching of hatreds and in the diminishing of mistrast in nine years can *be achieved by those other nationsa with a common boundary where the flames of hatred and jealâ€" ousy are stil rampant, a hindrance to the cause of world peace and to the "convalescence of civilization." in appealing to the statesmen of the Little Entente and the smaller nations of Europe that they should follow along the path which Briand and Stresemann havo hewn out Mr. Baldâ€" win did not intend to minimize the efforts already mado but rather to point out that the admission of Gerâ€" many to the Leagne and the coâ€"operaâ€" tion displayed by the Great Powen.‘ especially during the last twelve months, had made the responsibilities of the smaller nations greater and their opportunities richer. Pilsudski in Poland, Masaryk in Czechoâ€"Slovaâ€" kia and Paschitch, the fourder of Creater Serbia, have accomplished a great deal under a heavy handicap. There is a the Prime Mi Informal aceo at the bangu, Mayor on the office. The er °_ â€" _ 2TZ°0°C of Mis speech was the unstinted praise given to M. Briand and _ HMerr Stresemann for their efâ€" forts in the cause of European peace. Nothing could more clearly indicate the swiftness with which â€" national policies change or how the sentiments of whole people receive a new orienâ€" tation rapidly and yet imperceptibly as the realization that nine years afâ€" ter the sounding of the bugle of armigâ€" tice the Prime Minister of Britain is commendirg the examplo of the Gerâ€" man Forecign Minister and urging the slatesmen of the Balkans to emulate him. _ . _ _3 _ â€"_"" . COSeTVvers who read the rpeech today. Not only did he make A general survey of world conditions especially as they impinge upon and allect the policies of the British Emâ€" pire but he traversed the situation in Britain with an optimism that carries conviction by its sincerity, The keynote of his speoch was the Interesting Data far wider cirele of stat rested _ observers who ch today. Not only di cneral survey of warla Baldwin Takes Stock statesmen and An old woman who had called in the doctor to give her treatment for a cold was somewhat grumpy when she found that her own doctor had been unable to come, and had sent a young deputy.. After questioning and examâ€" ining the patient, the young doctor nodded wisely and said:â€""Ab, I know what‘s the matter with you. You are suffering from nasal catarrh." The old woman looked disgustedly at the doctor. "Hoots, man," she said. "I sent for you to cure ma cauldâ€"no‘ to christen it." num. There is never any loss of flavor through dampâ€" ness. Never any staleness or deterioration. â€" The bright, clean ~aluminum . container keeps Red Rose as fresh and _ Watch for the pale Leghorn that reâ€" mains on the perch and seems vory weak. Examine the comb carefully. Sometimes only a drop of blood will show at a time and this slow bleedâ€" Ing will continue for many days beâ€" fore the bird dies. Sometimes a bird will apparently bleed to death from the small injury at the base of a feather. Examine a bird that seems pale and shows a splash of blood on the side of the body or wing. A bird with that type of injury will surely die from weakness if the gradual loss of blood is not stopped. any, are returned as unsatisâ€" factory. That‘s because Red Rose is packed only in Alumiâ€" _ Of the millions of packages of Red Rose Tea _solg,‘ few, if ‘CONDITIONS THAT _ | â€"CALL FOR A TONIC A drug called adrenalin chloride can often be used to stop the flow of blood from the comb. The hen should be isolated when the bleeding is disâ€" covered so that other hens will not peck the wound. . It is importart to locate a bleeder at once and apply treatment. Many losses occur beâ€" cause the bleeding bird is not located until she is bled white and very weak. We have had occasional losses in our Leghorn flocks from full grown hens bleeding to death at the comb. A small peck from another bird seems to start the flow of blood. Otker memâ€" bers of the flock peck at the wound to obzmin the blood and the bleeding continues until the bird dies from weakness and loss of blood. Dr. Fitzpatrick declared annual physical examinations are one of the best methods in determining preâ€"canâ€" cer conditions and consequently in checking the growth. "All the medical deliberations conâ€" fined to the four walls will be of no avail unless that knowledge is conâ€" veyed to the laymen,‘ ‘he said in desâ€" cribing the public press as "the great American university." Dr. Fitzpatrick asserted newspapers of the United States must be used efâ€" fectively if there is to be an effective warfare against the spread of cancer. Says if Disease Attacks Younger Generation Huâ€" man Race Doomed Dayton, Ohtoâ€"If cancer should change its attack to the younger generation it would wipe out civilizat tion within two years. That warning was issued recently by Dr. Gilbert Fitzpatrick, Chicago, president of the tion of Cancer and a specialist of inâ€" ternationat repute, at the joint meetâ€" Ing of the Southern Ohio, Ohio State and Hiami Valley Homeopathy Mediâ€" cal societies. Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills are sold by all medicine dealers or sent by mail at 50 cents a box by The Dr.. Willtams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. A littie book, "Building Up the Blood," which contains many useful health hints, will be sent free on reâ€" quest. Symptoms That the Thin Should Not Neglected. Specialist Warns Weak, lacking in strength, energy anl ambition, norvous, sleepless, poor anpetito, digestion disturbedâ€"these are the symptoms of a great majority of people who have been benefited by the use of Dr Williams‘ Pink Pilis. The great value of this medicine in cases of this kind is proved by the statement of Mrs. W. Hensher, Kingâ€" ston, Out., who says:â€""Following a severe cold I was lefi in a runâ€"down, Rervous condition; I had pains in the back and limbs and could scarcely move about. I did not sleep well at night and was despordent and disâ€" couraged. 1 decided to try Dr. Wilâ€" Hams‘ Pink Pills jand can truthfully say that after the use of six boxes, the change in my condition was rothâ€" ing short of marvellous. The pains vanished, 1 slept well, had a good apâ€" petite, and in every way felt well and strong. 1 also gave the pills to my daughter, who was in an anaemic conâ€" dition and feeling quite miserable, and in her case, too, they restored healp 1 hopes my experience may help some other weak person." When Leghorns Bleed Against Cancer as the day it was Paris Figaro: (Care and thrift must not be abated, if a permanent im proveément of French finances is to be effected). To prevent a relapse, which would be exceedingly grave, what must be done? Everybody knows the answer, We must have a continuity of policy which will allow the work which has been started to be brought to fruition. In theory this policy depends on the sovereign peoâ€" ple, and it would seem that they had gone out of their senses, if they did not wish to make certain of their gafety. But in practice the decision is much less a matter for universal suffrage than it is for the leaders, the committees, the different groups which dispose of a fraction of power, the caucuses and the electoral parties, Never has the paradox of democraâ€" cies appeared greater than in times of crisis. For then all depends on the people; but on who do the people deâ€" pend L :. â€"" n lc in i 2O 9 5 Ne ce uh Old Christopher Columbus evidentâ€" ly was induced by some tourist agency to set sail from Italy in 1492 on the grounds that he should "Bee America First." "What did you think of the jokes in the burlesque show?" "Pretty chorus." Proved His Contention. "A man who can‘t express himself so that people can understand him is an idiot. Understand me?" "No." "Darling, I throw myself at your feet!" "After treading on them all nigt! How remorseless you are, Freddy!" Prof. (dismissing class)â€""Oh, Miss Bonesteel, may 1 hold you for a minâ€" ute after class?" We have noticed that the couples who are kept busy rocking a cradle don‘t have much time to waste rockâ€" ing the boat on the matrimonial sea. The barber was surprised to receive a tip before he began to shave his customer, Dealer Jones. ‘"That‘s not a tip," said Jones. "It‘s hush money." If Acceptances Were True Mr. Harold Applebottom regrets that the eightâ€"hour working day obâ€" served by the Long Hang Wang Lang Laundry Company makes it imposâ€" sible for him to get his only dress shirt back in time to accept the kind invitation of Miss lona Ford for dinâ€" ner Thursday, November ninth. "It‘s not many customers who tip beforehand," he said. A church is no stronger than the weakest link in its chain of members. Determined to Cripple the Poor Girl ~_ Tend to Your Own. Don‘t bother so much about someâ€" body else, Just think of your own little work, If you only keep busy, you‘ll not have the time, To notice how other folks shirk. Do all that you can to bring cheer to the world > And overcome evil with good, There‘s no need to fear or cherish reâ€" gret, When you‘ve done just the best that you could. Walter: It looks like rain, sir. Diner (sipping lesmonade): Yes; but | think there are small quanâ€" tities of lemon and sugar in it as woll. OWLâ€"LAFFS HAD OTHER INGREDIENTS Life A little sunshine A little rain A little loss A little gain A little happiness A little pain Not all sweet Not all sour Now a weed Now a flower A goodly aver‘ge Of sunshine and shower. (On With Leughter) French Finance Berlin Lokalâ€"Anzeiger: (Parker Gilâ€" bert, allied reparations agont, has warned the German _ Government againgt carrying out the law to inâ€" crease the pay of public officials.) One could not greatly reproach the reparaâ€" tions agent for he is doing no more than fuldlling his duty It is his task in fact to see that German tribute is paid in full and that the treasure chests of Paris, London, Rome, Brusâ€" sels and New York do not suffer apy losses by reason of the fact that the Government of the Reich wish to make some small improvement jn the lamentable conditions submitted to by German officials. But with this letter of Mr. Gilbert‘s the veil is torn aside with which the German statesmen who were in support of the plan habitually _ enveloped â€" the Dawes scheme. For ail paingâ€"Minard‘s Liniment. "Did the manager say he‘d let you play a part?" "Yes; he said he‘d rather have me play apart from his company than with it." "Happy is ho to whom they say, ‘Weli done, good friend,‘" Mr. Schwab declared. ‘Be a friend to everybody and try always to do good and at the same time live to be a man among men," he advised his fellow engineers. "I believe in building on a true founâ€" detion of honesty, integrity and loyalâ€" ty. What happy people we should be to be citizens of this richly endowed Nation." _ Mr Schwab became reminiscent as he recalled that next year will mark the fiftleth anniversary _of his enâ€" trance into the steel business. Huâ€" man enginecring is the greatest proâ€" fession of all, he said. The man who can make workers content and happy and personally interested in their work is contributing richly to life. Source of Satisfaction. The average standard of manhood of workingmen in America is as high as that of society, he said, and that is why he loves the working people of this country, he continued. As he looks back through the past halfâ€"cenâ€" tury, he asks himself what are the real things that he has toiled to posâ€" sess. They are not money, clothes, food nor othér material possessions, for these do not bring real satisfacâ€" tion, he said. The real satisfaction is in living a life that results in genuine friends and in going through life hapâ€" py and laughing and with approval of one‘s fellow man. _ "I‘ve been in a good many barumâ€" scarum things in life but preserve me from fiying," Mr. Schwab reported was his reply to Mr. Flint. Asked for Support. It was in 1001 that Charles R. Flint, merchant and banker, brought the Wright brothers to him â€" seeking financial support for their fiying exâ€" periments, Mr. Schwab related to the Chicago Chapter of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers, of which he is national president. Admits He Refused to Finance Wright Brother in Early Days Chicago. â€" Charles M. Schwab, chairman of the board of the Bethleâ€" hem Steel Corporation, ?ld a meeting of mechanical enginee?s here that more than 25 years ago he was asked to help finance the Wright brothers in their early efforts to develop a heavierâ€"thanâ€"air flying machine and that he did not aid them. Two years later, Orville and Wilbur Wright made the first flights by man in such a machine and had invented the sysâ€" tem of control used in all fiying maâ€" chines toâ€"day. This little voyageur is typlcal of modern woman. She goes atravelling and returns unaccompanied _ from Paris and London. She is Isobell Duffâ€"Stuart, daughter of Brig.â€"Gen. Duffâ€"Stuart, of Vancouver, and when the cameraman on the Cunard liner Ausonia shouted "‘tention!" she did her military bestâ€"then disembarked at Montreal to take train for home. Schwab Tells How He Shied at Aviation Independence Abroad Reparations TORONTO , Will Rogers on French Tariff ; | _ He‘s Also Still for Coolidge "Fine morning, Donald, What‘s theday going to be?" ‘"Weel, I‘m thinkin‘ it‘ll maybe rain." "But the barometer is rising, Donald." "Yes; but it‘s very little heed the weather hereabouts pays to the barometer." A Frenchman called to see hi8 friend, and announced: "I call to see Mr. Brown." â€" Maidâ€"*"You can‘t see him, sir; he‘s not up yet." Frenchâ€" manâ€""Vat you tell? I com‘ yesterâ€" day, and you say, can‘t see heem, beâ€" cause he is not down; now you say, can‘t see heem, because he is not up. Vat you mean? Ven will he be in ze middle ?" Baby‘s Own Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or direct by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Concerning Baby‘s Own Tablets Mrs. Russell Hill, Norwood, Ont., says:â€""I shall always have a good word to say for Baby‘s Own Tablets. I have given them to our baby girl. In fact they are the only medicine she has ever had and I am proud to say that she took second prize at our baby show. She is eleven months old and weighs 22 pounds. No mother whose child is peevish or ailing will make a mistake in giving Baby‘s Own Tabâ€" lets." Haven‘t heard from Arthur yet. I doubt if he has seen it. I don‘t guess hefi 7slums much in his reading. If the Republicans don‘t run Cooâ€" lidge, history will repeat itself. You saw what happered to Pittsburgh when they thought they could win without Cuyler. THE ONLY MEDICINE BABY HAS HAD If it was some South or Central American country, we could claim it was unlawful and make ‘em take it off. Is What Thousands of Mothers Say of Baby‘s Own Tablets Once a mother has used Baby‘s Own Tablets for her little ones she will use nothing else. Exporience teaches her that they are without an equal for reâ€" Meving baby of any of the many minor ailments which afflict him at one time or another. The Tablets never fail to be of benefitâ€"they cannot possibly do harm as they are guaranteed to be free from all injurious drugs. To the Editor of The New York Times: Beverly Hills. Cal.â€"See where we are sore at France now for imitating us and putting on a tari#? against our goods. Kinder puts us at a disadvantâ€" age on account of the size of France. crumbling them up. They are:â€" £ v The whole world knows Aspirin as an effective antidote for pain. But it‘s just as important to know that there is only one ine Aspirin. The name Bayer is on every tablet, and on the g;x. If the name Bayer appears, it‘s genuine; and if it doesn‘t, it is not! Headaches are dispelled by ispirin. So are colds, and the pain that goes with them ; even neuralgia, neuritis, and rheumaâ€" tism promptly relieved. Get Aspirinâ€"at any drugstoreâ€"with proven directions. Physicians prescribe Aspirin; ® it does NOT affect the heart Aspirin is the trade mark (registered in Canada) indicating Bayer Manufecture, While it 4s well known that Aspirin means Bayer manufacture, to assure the public against linitaâ€" tions, the Tablets will be stamped with theiz ‘‘Bayer Oross" trademark, R SPIREIN Yours, List of ‘"Wanted Inventions" and Full Information Sent Free en Request. THE RAMSAY CO., Dopt. W, 273 Bank St., Ottawa, Ont. AT EN TS are so easy and perfect IF you use the samekind of dyes Profesâ€" sional Dyers use. Dyes that are gut up in hig::{ concentrated, nely powdered, soluble form. No work to dissolve them. Never any shaving, scraping or crumbling them up, They are:â€" WILL ROGERS. AND TINTINQG The benevolent old lady was about to drop her usual coin in the hat of the blind beggar at the corner, "You don‘t seem to be the same man who sits here always," she remarked. *"No, laiy, he‘s my brother." "I hope your brother is not i!1," sha went on. _ "Oh, no mum," was the unâ€" expected answor. "Me‘s taken an afternoon off and gone to the movies." Paris Temps: By her signature of the Locarno Rhine Pact Great Britain not only made the Rhine her frontier, but made berself a European Contiâ€" nental Power, for a Power which is forced to defend its security on the Rhine is not in a position to rest inâ€" different in the face of European complications that endanger the genâ€" eral peace. The necessity is incumâ€" bent upon Great Britain, just like other Continental Powers, to assume the responsibility of guarantoeing all the nations alike before any step can be taken towards a reduction of existâ€" ing armaments. Minard‘s Liniment for Distemper. hee.â€" AAiverpool and Glasg i CANADIAN g sERrvic® C ”ard a old “ Bs Lor. Dong! e uenanre‘~~_â€"_ _ MNES .0b THE ROBERT REFORD CO., LIMITED Cor. 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Its fine qualities preserved in the modern Aluminum package. | \/ English_ Free catalogue. Liberal ; commission. Roy Art, 167 Lagauchetiocs | West, Montreal. is good tea‘ Y ~1â€"Eâ€"Fâ€"Râ€"Eâ€"X KILLS BOZEMA, Psoriasis, Erythema, Itch, Sait heunn, Pimples, _ Chilblains, Isoil®, Poison Ivy, {:upuu etc. Works like magic; price 50¢c, $1.00 and #2.00. 1b. $6.00. Mra. F. McGregor, 296 Scotia St., Winnipag, Man. uzis $2.00 Given X%Z bimply sell 60 Sets of Our Fa Christmas Seals for 10e a set ‘ sold send us $3.00 and keep $2 00 trust you till Xmas. St. Nichola® Co., Dept. €04WI.. Brooklv®r. N Y 1 My wife has in my car!" your new car?" LAST CALL â€"BEPORE PELTING. Good ?uull.t‘{ Bilvers $100 to $176 each. â€" Twelve 8”.’“" crommes. . $36 to $95 each. J. O. Mitchell, 8t Marys, Ontario. \- N A RE WOLVES, FOX, LYNX,. + Patent Doubleâ€"lock, guara» ced gnawproof. Sample $1, one suoren $4. Dollar b‘nu‘lr}( and Trapping noow free with order of dozen. Circular _ Deslera write B1 Hoffman, Harrowby, Mau. ULTRAPHON[C GRAMOPHONE, 3§$ selections $165.00 for $65.00. Guarâ€" anteed. Poisson, $40 Mountâ€"Royal East, Montreal. ll UuRSES AND HARNESS . WRITY for Hurness Cataloguse, The Reâ€" pository, 10 Nelson Street, Toronto. For Your Stoc‘t Children Like I tâ€"* So Will You E At the first sign of a + c Suld .lmy "Buckdey‘s". ‘The ; After Taking Lydia E. Pinkham‘s Vegetable Compound Could Do | All Her Work and Cained Melfort,â€" Saskatchewan. â€"â€" "I had inward troubles, headachesand severe r pains in my back ; and sides. 1 was Cl so sick generally g f that I could not o / * a#Â¥e sit up and I was f‘ éfu'" in bed most of the 8# e ,'.':," time for eight & §3 months. An aunt F » d y . came to visit and * slf _ "*. Ihelp me as 1 was fi’ W » ‘Slunable to atltend 1. * oth & 9e 8 Â¥ ef & * y < «i jcould not do M@mek. She _1 me to try Lydia E. Pinkha m‘s \ o table Compound, and after tak ing 1 bottles I could get up and dres« » self, I also took Lydia E. Pinkha Blood Medi :inz. When I first took the medicine 1 ouly weighed seventyâ€" eight pounds. Now I weigh twice as much. If I get out of soris or weary and can‘t slecp I alwevrs to*ke another bottle of the Vegetable Comnound, I find it worderfaliy goot for feâ€" male troubles, snd have recomâ€" mended it to my neighhor«, ! will be only too glad to answor anv letters 1 receive asking about it.‘‘~â€"Mre. Wmuam Rrmom®, Box 486, Ne or‘, SiGK ABED EIGHT MONTHS ig «4 {7 s $# / fifé Minara‘s is a tive fifirst aid Classifhed Advertisements HRISTMAS CARDS, FRENCH oR â€" o e mait k U% Try our new Shrving = _"_ first dose does two thingsâ€" * relieves the cough instuotiy and delights the taste. Difforent from mil other remedics for Odughs, Colds, Bronchitis. Prevents "Fiu") j Pneumonisa und all Throat and 5' Lung troubles. Sold everywhore under moneyâ€"refunded gnarantee. W. K. Buckley, Limited, | 142 Nutual St., Toronte 2 “ p#% hm aa C CEIOT PARTECT, h 42 Nutual St., Toronte 2 ; uEKLEYE M 1X TVR E d s1 . Acis like a flashâ€" a slngle sip proves it 7 ~Banish Pimples ;} __ By Using BUSINESS CHLANCES ISBUE No. 4%â€"27 AGENTS WANTED 3‘1‘ Soap to Cleanse Ointment to Heal Cuticure z2id both in the in Weight FOXES8 run away with a man "Good heavens! . Not in bed mostol the time for eight months. An aunt came to visit and belp me as 1 was unable to altond to my baby and Id not do my [:Irk. ghc !d‘ Pinkha m‘s \ o d after taking 1 up and dress my» rdia E. Pinkham‘s on I first took the weighod seventyâ€" B om wil hen We Seal