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for t ife ni t3 Ski Jumpers Vie â€" At Montreal! Jan. 21 In th Tokyo.â€"A novel that has been runâ€" ing serially for the past 12 years, md that is not yet completed, is holdâ€" & the attention of & large section t the Japanese public. The novel, which is called "Dat Bosatsu Toge," iis already reached 25 volumes, thus srpassing the previous record in this country in potnt of size. Its author, Kaizan Nakazato, was the recipient of an enthusiastic deâ€" monstration at Osaka, organized by a soclety devoted to the reading of the novel and numbering, among its numâ€" bers some of Japan‘s greatest writers and poets. The book deals with men and woâ€" moan living some years before the Imâ€" perial Restoration of 1868, and is in raality an exhaustive study of the characters and conditions »woft â€"that vsrlod in the nation‘s life. It has no :a hero or heroine. When, 12 years ago, Mr. Nakazato (st began to write it he adopted an odginal and modern style, departing Sane _1¢_ch uks â€"alfeln % A Seundy EuC PCs mailse presented by the late President | Romevelt,are increasing in the region, of Qusky Sound, Southland. Two exâ€" perienced stalkers who trekked through that district recently have reported that the herd is well estabâ€" lished. _ Severa moose were seen at clcs» range, and there was ample eviâ€" dence of many more in the spoor of the cropped serub. 80 close did the | obsâ€"rvers get that they were able to taks photographs of two wellgrown ; bullsâ€"a twolveâ€"psinter and an oleven-l poin:erâ€"which were standing in a | stream drinking. _These two. hefty beas>, were under observation for abor; a quarter of anhour before they became aware of the nearness of bn-! wer boings. * i o oo y en No dnte. has been set for Its ending, n has any limitation of its size bean announced. _ * oâ€"treal Scene of ‘Test »1.â€"The cream of Carada‘s _.â€"sâ€"and there are none betâ€" side of the Atlantioâ€"will ortreal on January 21 for * spectacular competiâ€" ? v~teo of winter sports <~ watch; the Olymple > will decideâ€"Canada‘s xepâ€" r in this branch of sport at viad at St. Moritz, Switzerâ€" The Carnadian Ski Association, ; body of this outdoor sport .ds, has ordered elimination ve held at the famous Cote â€"~s {ump on that date, and the Canada‘s ski jumpers will be +, strive for the honor. of @~» their country in the inâ€" Moose rOOsEVELT‘S$ MOOSE IN NE ZEALAND UMoose. the descondants of the tho Olymplad there will be three s for skiers. Races will be m{ distances of twelve and fifty respectively, and there will also \» jumping competitions. Canada a entered in the jumping and in twelveâ€"mile crossâ€"country race. entries are being made in the mile crosscountry event, since dian skiers do not train for such anese Novel in Serial Form Still Running After 12 Years 1â€"Book Library! a will send two jJumpers andl mors to St. Moritz for the inâ€" ‘al competitions, and each liated with the Canadian Sldl ‘on has been invited to send tatives to the olimlnafion‘ ‘hich will enable selection of men to represent Canada for «l‘s champlonships. This will vst time that Canada has been ted in skiing competitions at mpiad and the first time that trials for skiers have been the Dominion. grxs 2C is contest. in Switzerlan er Canadian cities. Ot-'i "Ay. A‘ve ben doin‘ a lot 0‘ long has one ski club which distrnce telephonin‘ lately." membership of any| xmmeger the world, and each Sun-l Some men aro down and out and usands of ski devotees| others are low down and in. from the capital to thp'. Cive to be happyâ€"â€"nothing else matâ€" =, which lie within a few | ters very much. city. C : onl L l m oA AH es Actci anut s# Warne ; particularly fortunate} d also, since within the | he city therg is Mount steep slopes afford excelâ€" . _ Every day in winter of Montrealers and .~ the mountain or skiâ€" winter sports. The Cote imp, where the Olmk sntests are to be held, is west side of the mounâ€" reached within a fifteenâ€" from any of the hotels The visitor has his choice rsoâ€"drawn sleighs, taxis 1 to the jump. : will be plenty of both pills is assured, for the »es hill is one of the most n the continent, and each the Canadian championâ€" ided, produces some recâ€" Olympiad to be petitions. 1 a remarkable growth i Canada during the and thriving ski clubs {ontreal, Ottawa, Toâ€" Dominion‘s IN NEW Footprints. * Children getting on a street car, _ Should boe mado to wipe their feet, Or they‘ll always leavo behind them Footprints on the tralley scat. ter‘ l "Motor cars have been increasing \by leaps and bounds, and the pedesâ€" |\ trians have been surviving by the same means. Speaking of the high cost of living, the old fashioned dime novel is now a dollar and a half, postage extra. The world is amused rather than impressed by the man who doesn‘t know when he‘s beaten. Hell may be paved with good intenâ€" tions, but who wants to go there to find out? Revivalistâ€""Ah, my brethren, here the church stands, offering to save you, and what will be your answer?" Volce in tho Rearâ€""Women and children first!" A scientist says the earth is a milâ€" lion years old. Wonder how long beâ€" fore it will bo old enough to know betâ€" ter? Why don‘t they make hinged wind shields for drivers to go through with out breaking the glass? OWLâ€"LAFFS * Grocerâ€""What do you mean?" Customerâ€""Why, darn it, man, I ordered Irish potatoes but your driver said the potatoes 1e brought to the house were grown in the suburbs. A doctor declares that kissing shortens life, but we suppose thore will continue to be those who prefer a short life and a merry one. Hostessâ€""What‘s the idea of bringâ€" Ing two boy friends with you" Guestâ€""Oh, I always carry & spare." "Are you a doctor?" asked a lady tourist of a young man at the soda fountain in a local drug store. "No, madam, I‘m just a frizzician." Resolved: â€" That henceforth I‘ll enâ€" deavor mot to nag, Nor ever show unreasoning heat; I‘ll not allow the corners of my mouth to sag, For I look better when I‘m sweet. And furthermore, my tongue sh in gossip wag About my neighbor, or his wi I‘ll keep my work up as I shou let it drag, Since it‘s a vital thing in life Why, Mac, you‘ve lost your stut My care for e "lhall never lag; I‘ll try to keep my ideals high; Ot all these things I hope to do I TuoUsANDS OF HOTHERS USE X0 OTHER MEDICHE Baby‘s Own Tablets Are theimoul torpedo airplane for the navy. He is the author, too, of a boy‘s book Ideal R;medy é;:k;‘;ebiu and | on mechanical models, and bas been a oung n .mhnical adviser to the . Aircraft Canadian mothers are noted for the | Board, Washington. A s care they give their little onesâ€"thoi "Why doesn‘t Ford make his own health of the baby is most jealously | airplane engines "~ one of the men guarded and the mother is always on | familiar with Mr. Ford‘s interest in the lookout for a remedy which is suft ‘ aviation was recently asked at the ficient and at the same time absoluteâ€" ‘ neronautical conference, â€" . 1y safe. Thousands of mothers have | _ "Give him a chance; don‘t you know found such a remedy in Baby‘s OW" ne has been busy the past year getâ€" Tablets and many of them use nOthâ€"|ging out a new model?" was the reply. ing else for the ailments of their little | weornrenprmseiaffffrcemiiionctizattiuee * |ones. Among them is Mrs. lloward; Ald to Fond Memory _. j !Klng, of Truro, N.S8., who says:â€""I| Young »zorologi.t' (who ‘has been MBE * 0 ooommend Baby‘s OWR asked to lecture over the wireless)â€" Irate Customerâ€""Say, you cheated lKeep Minard‘s Liniment in King, of Truro, NS., whoâ€" £a}8.~ i can strongly recommend Baby‘s Own Tablets to mothers of young children as 1 know of nothing to equal them for little ones." â€" Baby‘s Own Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Willlams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. * Young son( to shoe clerk WAILUNA upon his fastidious mother): "No use showing ter the first ten ptlrlâ€"â€"she; won‘t take ‘em." \G not brag, [ Nor boastâ€"I simply say, "T‘ll try." {Oo With Leaghter) simple, worthwhilo things fireighl;br, or his wife; work up as I should, not shoe clerk waiting shall not k waiting‘ Question is raised as t0 120 PPO/~ : "No use erity in Chicago‘s erecting & monuâ€" pairsâ€"she| ment to Mrs. O‘Leary‘s cow, . But ; ‘mythlng to take attention away from ‘Bill Thompson‘s bull. â€"Albany Kaickâ€" the house. erbocker Press. I wili TEE BEST MEDICINE ‘ SHE EVER USED | Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills Highly Praised by a Quebec Lady. Mrs. David Logan, Thetford Mines : West, Que., givos unstinted praise to | Dr. WilHams‘ Pirk Pills for the good they have done in her family. Mrs., Logan says:â€""I havo been a user of Dr. Willlams‘® Pisk Pills for many years, as occasion required, and have always found them a most roliable medicine. My husband, who was reâ€" covering from an attack of typaoid fever, and ‘was in a yery weak condiâ€" tion, took the pills, and through them gained health and strength. . My daughter was in a runâ€"down condition, and was forced to discontinue work. Again Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pilis were ‘resorted to and she was soon restored \to excellent health. Then my eldest ‘boy had an operation performed for |adenoids, which left his in a woakâ€" ened cordition. Once more Dr. Wilâ€" Hams‘ Pink Pills were tried, and he was soon in excellent health. So I can truly eay that more than satisâ€" faction has been obtained by the use of this med{cine. The pills have done more good in my house than hundreds of dollars worth of mote expensive medicines." _ Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills assist diâ€" gestion, correct the lassitude, the palâ€" pitation of the heart, shaky nerves and the pallor of the face and lips that are the results of thin, impure blood. You can get these Pills from any medicine dealer, or by mail at 50 cents a box from The Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Airmen Aski-r:g-]-f Ford Plane Is to Follow New Model Washington.â€"The American aviaâ€" tion industry, as represented at the first general conference in sq@sion here under auspices of the Commerce Department, is asking whether a new Ford airplane will follow the new Ford car. a According to William B. Stout, genâ€" Ford airplane will follow the new Ford car. a According to William B. Stout, genâ€" eral manager of the Stout Airplane Corporation, a subsidiary of the Ford Company, who was at the conference, the Ford airport at Detroit is second only in size to the great Tempelhof Field outside of Berlin, and proposals for the coming year will see it the largest in the world.. The Ford airâ€" planes are all metal. So far the autoâ€" mobile manufacturer has not gone into airplane enginge production, but is ' Ww s Sn o qed ie o h es Nee eP s m e in ie . T using Wright whirlwind motors in his 10â€"passenger machines, making round trips daily, in good or bad weather, to Cleveland, Buffalo and Chicago. Emâ€" phasis is put on regularity, reliabilâ€" ity and precision of performance. : Mss x+ se s 3e A x EOm en Cns s ens °o e Those closest to Mr. Ford declare his whole purpose so far has been to carry out a firstâ€"hand test to satisfy himself of what modern aviation realâ€" ly holds for industry. He is doing this on the largest scale yet attempted by a private individual. Even those who | know him best are not prepared to forecast how soon he will throw the full weight of his resources into the airplane industry. There has been but one accident in a Ford airplane for two years, Mr. Stout pointed out. This one was not due to faulty geronautical construcâ€" tion, but to a cyclone, which wrecked ‘ma schoolhouse, in addition to injuring \the machine. The smooth performâ€" | ance has been kept up with the presâ€" l ent 14 airplanes now opefated. | _"I will not forecast what Mr. Ford ’wl]l do in aviation," said Mr. Stout. \"There is only one man who can ever speak for Mr. Ford‘s plans, and that is Henry Ford himself." i Mr. Stout, pilot of the Ford venture in the air, is a mechanical engineer who at one time was head of the Packard Motor Company‘s aeronautâ€" ical branch. He believes the airplanes of the future will be all metal.. His corporation joined the Ford group and manufacture has continued on this basis. Mr. Stout founded Aerlal Age, was‘ chief engineer in designing a new car for the Scrippsâ€"Booth Company, Deâ€" troit, and diversified his already comâ€" plex experiences by designing an: allâ€" metal torpedo airplane for the navy. He is the author, too, of a boy‘s book on mechanical models, and bas been a technical â€" adviser to the Aircraft Board, Washington. * s Ald to Fond Memory ns 68 Young Zoologist (who has been asked to lecture over the wireloas)â€" "And all the time, darling, though milllons may be listening in, 1 shall be thinking of you alone." Darlingâ€"â€""And what‘s your lecture nbout, old thing?" Young Zoologistâ€"*"Freaks of * na ture."â€"Punch. * Ford‘s Other Industry raised as to the prop World Famous Bronze Buddha One of the most famous and supposedly ppwerful Buddhas is the Daibutsu, shown above, favorite deity of the Japanese, standing 49 feet high _ It i8 made entirely of bronze except the pedestal, this being of stone inscribed with the fanciful words of visiting believers. _ At a level with the covered feet of the statue can be seen a container wherein a few joss sticks are thrown. As the sweet.smelling smoke curls toward the huge head the worshipper kneels upon the stone, chanting the prayers carved upon & slab of stone Ix_e:b_Y- mm mm t ty C ApR 29 2l DEAN INGE CORRECTS ERRORS â€" IN SAYINGS CREDITED FAMOUS What is orginality? Undetected plaglarism. This is probably itself a | plaglarism, but I cannot remember' who said it before me. _ If originality means thinking for oneself, and not thinking differently from other peoâ€"| ple, a man does not forfelt his claim | to it by saying things which have 0¢â€"| curred to others, writes Dean Ingo in | the London Evening Standard. _ In fact, when we consider that milâ€" lions of people have been thinking, iulkmg and writing for thousands of: years, it is not likely that anyone should hbit upon anything entirely fresh, unless he is inspired to utter something either transcendently wise or most abnormally foolish. Still, some writers have, or deserve to bave, a special reputation as pickâ€" ers up of unconsidered trifies; they {rival the ndbleâ€"minded â€" Autolycus, who, aecording to Homer excelled all \other men in thieving and the use of the oath. UIUSE: 2 Kosciuskoâ€"did not say, "The end of , Poland." â€" The Baron de Cambronne | did. not say at Waterloo, "The Guard : dies, but does not surrender." Cam-i bronpe himself, twenty years later, disavowed the saying, and added with | great honesty, "In the first place, wol Gloomy Dean rla‘ MISTAKES Reviews Epigrams, So Ofter Quoted, to Arrive at Source PLENTIFUL did not die, and in the second place, we did surrender." _ This did not preâ€" vent the town of Nantes from engrayâ€" ing the words on the base of his statue. And did Wellington say, "Up, Guards, and at them"? It seems more than doubtful. Louis XIV was not heard to say, "Letat, c‘est mo!"; though there is no doubt that he thought so. f Shakespeare and Seneca Lastly, Galileo probably did not say, "And yet it moves"â€"of the earth ; but it does not diminish his achieveâ€" ment that he was anticipated in his discovery by Aristarcaus, and acâ€" cording to Theophrastus, by Plato in his old age. â€" Leonardo, who antic!. pated most discoveries, wrote in large Ig In Macbeth, "Canst thou not minisâ€" 'ter to a mind diseased," can hnrdly‘ ‘be independent â€" of Seneca‘s, "Nemo polluto qugat animo meder|." . Ben ‘Jomon's famous song, "Drink to me ‘only with thine eyes," is a paraphrase |of Pilostratus. Milton on Fameâ€" | that last infirmity or noble mindsâ€" ;borrowu a fine sentiment from Tacitus |(Historles Iv, 6). The : wellâ€"known "‘l do not like you, Doctor Fell," is lmny be more coinridences. My first nee possum dicere quare; Hoc tantum | possum. dicere, non amo te." _ Dryâ€" letters in muove." Several famous sayings in our great poets have been traced back to the Gresk and Roman classics.,. Churton Collins collected a long list of parallels between Shakespeare and Greek tragâ€" edy. Either Shakespeare was better read than is usually supposed, or "great wits jump" with singular freâ€" quency. But this question cannot be discussed without quoting the Greek texts. ECCCE P den‘s "Great wits are sure to madness pear allied," is from Aristotle through Seneca. . It is by no means always true. A very close parallel between Burns and Claudian must be a mere ioolncldonce, since Burns was not & Latin scholar. _ "O poorish cauld and {roltlou love, ye freck my peace beâ€" tween ye. Yet poortith a‘ I could forâ€" give, An ‘twere not for" my Jeanie." ‘Claudhn has, "Paupertas me saeva 'domat. dirusque Cupldo. Sod toler anda fames, non tolerandus amor." I By a curious fatality, nearly all the pet quotations from Latin betray their '.purioul\rnou by containing some sole: |clsm. A typical example is, "Quem lDouc vult perdere, prius dementat." |The nearest original is a line of Pubâ€", !Hul Syrus, "Stultum . facit Fortnnt, quem vult perdere." "Dementat" is | ‘not a classical word. Syrus is also | !responsible for "a beautiful face is s‘ lmute recommendation," which Schoâ€" penbauer®" conveyed." _ l Who first said,"It is worse than a. crime; it is a blunder"? Two of the greatest rescals in history must fight {for : Atâ€" Talleyrand, to : whom it is {usually, attributed, and Fouche, who ‘claimed it ~These two. men, accordâ€" "h\g_to Emil Ludwig,. betrayed and ruined Napoleon, who knew <their :|treachery, but could . not do without | them. Â¥ **% A Famous Phrase Who first said, ‘"The sun never sets h;s dary : "I1 sole non si 1sSVE No. 27 upon our Einp‘re"" Iteseems to have been first used of the immense empire . ef Spain, and Napoleon, when be proâ€" posedto "unite Spain for ever to the destinies of France," quoted the proâ€" verb of Spain. _A Frenchman, after some years‘ residence in England, said that as applied to the centre of the British Empire, "the expression is of course purely méetaphorical." Another of Napoleon‘s annexations is the saying that there is only one step from the sublime to the redicuâ€" lous. It seems to ocour first in Marâ€" montel, and then in the notorious Tom Paine, the Englishman, from whom Bonaparte probably got it. He kept on repeating it during the retreat from Moscow, of which his unlucky Grand Army probably falled to see the comic side An epigram which has had a queer history is: "No one is a hero to his valet de chambre." â€" Several French writers, including Montaigne, are quotâ€" ed as having said something like it +J But the epigram is possibly improved : when we add: "This, however, is not I a hero, but because the valet is u" valet." In this form it was fArst wrlt-'i ton by Hegel (in his Philosophie des || Geschichte, p. 40). Goethe borrowed | 4 ‘lt from Hegel, Carlyle from (}oot.lm.!| and Disraeli, a great collector .0f |, other men‘s good things, from COarlyle, | P The epigram is, however, equally unâ€" |. fair to heroes and to valets. l "The Cup That Cheers" | A â€" few miscellaneous | plaglarisms . may be added. Gray‘s "E‘en in our | ashes live their wonted fires," comes ; from Chaucer, "Yet in our ashes eold â€" is fire yreken." "The cup that cheers but not inebriates," is used by Gow‘ per of tea, But it comes from Bishop Berkeley, who uses it of tarâ€"water, which "is of a nature so mild and benign and proportioned to the huâ€" | man constitution, as to warm without ; heating, to cheer but not inebriate." , This is from the Siris, a treatise which ; is divided between the #overeign \merits of tarâ€"water and those of the |Neoplatonic philosophy. 1 agree with {the latter; tarâ€"water I bhave never tried. ‘ "He who fights and runs away may live to fight another day," which we know as Goldsmith‘s, is from ancient Greece, and "We bave given hostâ€" ages to fortune" is from Lucan: "A&edimus tot pignora fatie." Nowmtntan OE C TESRCCC It looks as if an industrious investiâ€" | gator might hunt down all our good things, and dispute our rights in them. But there is an almost unexâ€" | plored field or judicious annexation in / the proverbs of China. A few speciâ€" mens will chow how useful they may be. "Do not remove & fiy from your friend‘s forehead with a hatchet." "No needle is sharp at both ends." "Free sitters grumble most at a play." "You can‘t clap hands with one palm." "A maker of idols is never an idolaâ€" tor." "He who rides on A tiger can never dismount" (a warning to revoluâ€" tonists.) "One dog barks at someâ€" thing: the rest bark at him." "When a neighbor is in your fruit garden, inattention is the truest politeness." "Rveryone pushes a falling fence." Minard‘s Liniment for Colds. New Discovery in Cancer Campaign ¥° C Rg OME 0e e l formalin which hasg a _ destructive effect upen the cancer cells. During this year he has treated tumors in 70 rats and has cured 54. Of 25 rats similarly treated since October . last 24 have been cured. t Mild, equable temperature; never too hot, never too cold. /\ land <# history and romance. Beautiful fol.hfi; inspiring water views. Outâ€" door sports under perfect conditions, Modern, new hotels; also apartâ€" ments and cottages. The Panâ€" American, allâ€"Pullman train of de luxe rccommodations, leaves Cincinnati “dnilé‘at 10:20 A. M., reaching Gulf Coast points carly next morning. Other through trains daily. _ In Glorious . Never more beautiful, never more .iufin; than this winter. Swim and fish in tropical waters; play gaif, tennis, polo and enjoy summer sports right through the winter, Every form o&lcrid\t(nl enterrainment aweits winter visitors. Splendid through train service from Detroit and Cincinnation The Flamingo, and f:som Cincinnett on The Sowthiand. Write for free descriptive literature, or for information as to farc;, or reservationsâ€" m 1. E. PORTER, Trav. Pass‘r Agent omâ€"N m (Dept. W L") 605 Transportation Building, Detrolf, Michigan ENJOY wWINTER TORONTO SOUTH LOUISVILLE & NASEVILLE R.R. On the Beautiful ULF COAST F L OR ID A ;znt too l;ot.;xm; too cold. A land of tiful foliage; inspiring water views.: Outâ€" People Are Realizing More and More Thewnl\le When the art of printing was fAirst utilized for the publication of books only a small proportion of the populâ€" ation in any of the then civilized coun. tries of the world could read and in fact it was a long time afterwards before people generally could use books for themselves. Nowadays more books are being sold than ever before, but people buy them to read and use. With better general educaâ€" tion the greater is the demand for books of all kinds. The same may be said to be true of maps; as more peoâ€" ple learn to use them so does the demand increase; and it is equally true that one must learn to read a map and be able to use Iit, just as ‘one must learn to read words before ‘the printed page is of any significance. Usefulness of Maps n address, '..mmm-:-.fi fold mail cironlare home. @nolose stamp for particulars. & EOME MAWFG. CO. TORONTO A“ 'm'ap_h ;u;t a word plcture, nor is it a photograph, although it contains sglements of both. Elpednny is this true of the topographic map wh‘ch is the most complete example of the mapâ€"maker‘s ekill and serves many purposes. It is the record of the naâ€" tural and cultural features 0f any area, and one of the means of alding development. Such a map shows the arable lands; industrial areas; forest areas; mineral areas; water power _sites and storage basins: reclamaâ€" tion projects; irrigation areas; surâ€" face conformation, etc. One of the large map making orâ€" zrnizations of the Dom n{on Covernâ€" ment is the Topographical Snâ€"vey, Department of the Interior. D iring recent years this service has beenm ilssu!n. as rapidly as possible topeâ€" graphic â€" maps . of various _ nreas throughout Canada, ail being co.ordinâ€" ‘ategq ° in the National Topogrophle ‘geries. â€" Thus, eventually the whole country will be mapped withont overe llnpping or without any part »being :lmhse:l, Mapping is, however, a slow process and it will be many years beâ€" ‘fore the whole couniry will be thus |lncluded. As each newâ€" map is is ‘sued more people are interested. in corder to inform people of the Inaps that are available an index of the . maps and publications i«sued by the 'lTopom'aplncal Survey will be sent |free upon request. "Mamma, cCan trousgerâ€"prose*" "Whatever for? "I want to play with Helen!"â€"P: don A constant mad‘c:r of the political news for these last several yvears, we are ready to provide the first #em tence of a twosentence A meri sam Political Tragedy: "Once upon & time there were several Amorican statesmen with conviciions they were willing to stake, their. careers on." The only convictions among the pres# entâ€"day politiciarts are those banded ‘ down in the criminal couris. YILVER POXES. MIGHEST S ITY. ~ Lowest | prices. ° c FGGS AND _POULTRY _ WANTED. } We pay highest maerket prices and guarantee: complete satiefaction _ with erch transacton. G. A. Mann & Co.. KWing $t., London, Ont. furnished Help Wanted Classified Advertisements o play Spanish Inquisition 1"â€"Passing Show â€" <Lonâ€" Larges, Summerside Ouch! | hborrow W A NTED. father‘s vern« "vey, iring boom tapoâ€" alacr® #1~