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Sold tending his than mive." employment. "What on earth are you doing?*" asked the young, young woman. "I‘m trying to lift myself over this fence by my bootstraps," replied the old, old man. "I‘ve been trying for years to accomplish it and I‘m almost discouraged. Now, what, if you don‘t mind, are you doing?" "I‘m trying to drape my skirt sq as to cover my knees," said the young, c Perpetual Motion. An old, old man one day met a young, young woman. Each was atâ€" tracted by the oddity of the other‘s of the poorer Powers. And in any selftdenying ordinance proposals for abolition obviously come best from thoso countries which have most to tose by their application. Great Briâ€" tain, at the time when she made her origina! proposal, had the finest equip ment of submarines in the world; but now she would probably have more to gain than to lose by their total abolt tion,. _ And this consideration applies more forcibly still to the United States. The Abolition of the Submarine Lomdion Times (Ind.): The submar Ine, in fact, has become the weapon A&F SD it it When Hamburg Mexican Hamburg Break 1 pound of hamburg steak in to a loose mass and in half lard and half buttter fry it until it is done. Add a small can of tomatoes and 1 can of red kidney beans, bring all to a boil and add 1 tablespoonful of chill powâ€" der that has been mived to a paste with a little cold water. Simmer slowâ€" Iy until thoroughly heated through and serve with hot boiled rice. Hamburg Roast To 2 pounds of fresh hamburg steak add 1 egg slightly beaten, 2 slices of fat salt pork chopped fine, 1 eupful of soft bread crumbs and 1%4 teaspoonâ€" fuls of salt. Form into a loaf, lay it in a baking pan and sprinkle it with pepâ€" per. Over the top lay 4 long pieces of bacon so they exttend down the sides as well as across the loaf, then dredge the meat generously with flour, letâ€" ting what will fall into the pan. Roast it in a hot oven until the meat is eooked as best liked, basting after the first 10 minutes with 4 of a cupâ€" ful of hot water and thereafter, at freâ€" quent intervals, with the liquid in the pan. A rare roast requires about 40 minutes. The pancake turner is & help in removing the loaf from the pan to a hot platter. For the gravy, add sufficient boilâ€" Ing water to the lquid in the pan to make 1 cupful and dissolve in it & beef cube. Melt in the pan 2 table spoonfuls of butter, then add 2 tableâ€" spoonfuls of flour and stir this until with a litt ly until and serve "My sta pudding ng woman. Shake!" said the old, old man, exâ€" din@ his hand. "Your job‘s harder clally Iif it is to be served hot plenty of rich gravy. ftover hamburg loat may be ed hot by cutting it into neat s and dipping each slice into cd egg, then into bread crumbs frying it to a golden brown on . side. Berve it on a hot platter ished with parsley. Hamburg Chop Suey rer 1%4 pounds of hamburg pour ¢ a cupful of water and cook slowâ€" r 25 minutes. In the meantime, in beef drippings 3 small sliced ns until they are nicely browned, add a sweet pepper, cut into 1 pleces after the seeds have been ved, a large stalk of celery sliced a small can of tomatoes. Simmer ly for 20 minutes, the combine the meat and cook about 10 ites longer. Season to taste with or chop suey sace and serve with «d rice. _ Canned mushrooms or sprouts may also be added if deâ€" Hamburg Loat ‘e the same amounts and direcâ€" : as given in the preceding recipe, pt add to the loat: 1 cupful more bread crumbs, 1 teaspoonful of try seasoning or sage, and 1 small n chopped. If no brown grayy is red, omit the dredging with flour. v, however, is always liked with hamburg. ; c a varlation, occasionally conâ€" a row of hardâ€"boiled eggs in the re of the loat, so the meat, when will contain a slice of egg in each ». Small onions, boiled until they ncarly done, may be used in the s way. A shell of the hamburg boiled rice inside is good, too, ; well browned and bubbling. ly add the cupful of hot liquld, ing constantly, until the gravy mooth and well cooked. Strain it eferred, and pour it around the . or serve it from the gravy boat. fttover roast is good broken into a and simmered with a little r and gravy until it is of the deâ€" consistency, then poured over utttered toast. irs! And last night I made Â¥Yum Yum. istomer (tossing a packâ€" counter)â€"*"Makes washing does It? Does the washâ€" ou wait, does it? It‘s the of soap thatâ€"" Madam, one moment, if This is not soap." stomerâ€""Not Soap? Not ir daughter asked for a of grated cheese and a f soap flakes. This is the A. B. If you don‘t know the answer, you baven‘t discovered pure, harmless Castoria. It is sweet to the taste, and sweet in the little stomach. And its gentle influence seems felt all through the tiny system. Not even a distasteâ€" fu! dose of castor oil does so much good. Tho doctor often. tells you to do just that; and always says Fletcher‘s. Other preparations may be just as pure, just as free from dangerous drugs, but why experiment? B«midell Why do so many, many babies of toâ€" day escape all the little fretful spells and infantile allments that used to worry mothers through the day, and keep them uphalf the night? Fletcher‘s Castoria is purely vegeâ€" table, so you may give it freely, at first sign of colic; or constipation; or diarrhea. Or those many times when you just don‘t know what is the matâ€" ;e'rj For real sickness, call the doctor, always. At other times, a few drops of Fletcher‘s3 Castoria, the book on care and feeding of bables that comes with Fletcher‘s Catstoria is worth its weight in gold! Theology." This was issued in 1895 and was put in popular form in 1901. He holds honorary degrees from all the principal universitiees of Great Britain and Ireland, and also an LL D. granted by Columbia Univerâ€" sity in 1917. Starting as private secretary to the Marquis of Salisbury when that peer was Foreign Minister in 1878, Balâ€" four went ahead steadily and became Unionist Leader of the House of Comâ€" mons and First Lord of the Treasury n 1891, He was Prime Minister 1902â€" 1905. During the World War he was ‘First Lord of the Admiralty up to 1916 and Foreign Secretary until 1919. He headed the British mission to America in 1917 and also the Britâ€" ish mission to the Washington conâ€" ference in 1921. There is no limit to purchasing allity if only the right machinery s put into the hands of labor to produce the right goods, for, let it again be said, labor consumes what labor prodâ€" One of his outstanding work was "The foundations of Belief, being Notes Introductory to the Study of His publications have touched not only the political and economic quesâ€" tions with which he has dealt as a government official, but also have gone into the reaim of philosophy and theology. Arthur James Balfour, first Earl of that title, and Viscount Traprain of Whittingeham, has been prominent in British governmental affairs for more boohis Aifictealiiicentrated" Th h.A iA NB 10112 d id ' Earl ls.Also Kno“fn for Publl'i With the passing of winter many ‘ cations on Philosophy people feel weak, depressed and easily | Theology Iured. The bady lacks the vital force| |and energy pure blood alone can glve.; London.â€"The Daily Express says In a word, while not exactly sick, the that Lord Balfour, Lord President of indoor life of winter has left its mark the Council, former Prime M&nistm"upon them. A bloodâ€"building, nerveâ€" and one of the oustanding Britisb!restorlng tonic is needed to give Weil statesmen of the present grmerat.iom,!newed health and â€"energy. Dr. Wilâ€"| is suffering from heart trouble and gllams' Pink Pills are an allâ€"yearâ€"round | has cancelled all his engagements Helblood builder and nerve tonic, but are | has been ill for some time. In Janu. especially useful in the spring. Every , ary he suffered a severe attack of dose helps to make new, rich, redi laryngitis. blood and with this new blood return-' ie aies ing strength, cheerfulness and goodl Arthur James Balfour first Farl ar bhealth quickly follow. | Balfour Cancels All Engagements Daily Express Says British Statesman Suffers From Heart Trouble Children Cry for enjoy (.:a_l_\id;"l_ finest tea a“r;:'i its additional ';t;:ng-t';n“a‘;\.; flavor make it go further. Every package guaranteed. Pekoe lasts If you use Red Rose Or Pekoe Tea in 1928 you NOTABLE CAREER J8SVUE No. 1428 1 Rose Orange longer because |It strikesâ€"when least expectedâ€" |\ _ Ward it off in time with | Warner‘s Safe Kidney ‘ and Liver Remedy Meringue. In a frying pan, caramelize i4 cupâ€" ful of sugar, being careful not to burn Iit. The sugar will form a ball, when stirred, and do other odd things that mystify the amateur, but it is ali right; keep on stirring until there is a liquid almost ready to burn, then pour in, very slowly, 2 cupfuls scaldâ€" ed milk. With the addition of the liquid the mixture will suddenly rise ‘n steam, so be ready for it. When 1e milk is hot, turn off the fire. Sift ogether 144 cupfuls of sugar, 3 tableâ€" spoonfuls of flour and 1/8 teaspoonful of salt. Mix it to a smooth paste with some of the hot milk, then turn it back into the rest of the milk and cook it over hot water, stirring conâ€" stantly until the mixture is thick and smooth. Pour it over the wellâ€"beaten yolks of 4 eggs, cook a minute, then add 1 teaspoonful of vanilla and 1 cupâ€" ful of grated coconut. Pour it into a baked ple shell, add meringue and brown as usual. For & thick meringue for one pie, beat until stiff the whites of 2 eggs and add 4 teaspoonfuls of sugar, beatâ€" ing constantly; never stir meringue. Pile it lightly on top of the pie when that surface has cooled slightly, and bake 15 minutes in a moderate oven (325 degrees F.), when it will be At forty and after is the critical time for men. If You slow down you Y:t younger men, blooming with health, step uP ahead. They take the promotion _‘?g_ big _ moneyâ€"you â€" take their Ordars. Healthâ€"a clear brainâ€"a sound bodyâ€" th&g‘- what you need fn business. ently stir up your liver and kidneys to do_their prqu work with Warner‘s Sate Kldno‘ an iver Compound. This safe, herbal remedy with the pleasant taste has been famous for more than 50 For a Coconut Caramel Pie } Try Dr. Willlams‘ Pink Pills for anaemia, rheumatism, neuralgia, indiâ€" gestion or nervousness. Take them as a tonic if you are not in the best physical condition and culttivate a reâ€" sistance that will keep you well and strong. _ You can get these pills through any medicine dedler or by mail at 50c a box from The Dr. Wilâ€" liams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. scarcely able to work. Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills have changed all this and since taking them I am enjoying the best of health. Every man who feels rundown and easily tired should give this great medicine a fair trial." If you are pale, easily tired, or breathless at the least exertion, if your complexion is poor or you are troubled with pimples or eruptions, Dr. Willlams‘ Pink Pills are jJust what you need to put you right. If you have twinges of rheumatism, are subâ€" Ject to headaches and backaches, if you are frritable and nervous ,if your sleep does not refresh you, or your apâ€" petite is poor, you need the treatment Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills alone can giveâ€"you need the new blood, new strength and new energy this mediâ€" cine always brings. Mr. A. Marcotte, North Ham, Que., writes:â€""I have found great benefit from the use of Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills. Before I beâ€" gan using them 1 was in a badly runâ€" down condition, and at times â€" felt The days when Napoleon was the object of hero avorship are recalled by the candidacy for seats in the noext Chamber of Deputies of two men of the name of Chauvin. Both are said to be descendants of the soldier of the "Grande Armee" Nicholas Chauvin, whose ardent affection for the Emâ€" peror made his name a symbol for all that is patriotic to an excessive deâ€" gree. Napoleonic Soldier‘s Kin Seek Office as Deputies NO BETTER MEDICINE FOR LITTLE ONES Is What Thousands of Mothers Say of Baby‘s Own Tablets Kidney Disease Doesn‘t Warn Mihineion He hM n n Gortae ons en _ A medicine for the baby or growing childâ€"one that the mother can feel assured is absolutely safe as well as efficientâ€"is found in Baby‘s Own Tabâ€" lets. The Tablets are praised by thousands of mothers throughout the country. These mothers have found by actual experience that there is no other medicine for little ones to equal them. Once a mother bas used them for her children she will use nothing else. Concerning them Mrs. Charles Hutt, Tancock Island, N.S., writes:â€" "I have ten children, the baby being just six months old. I have used Baby‘s Own Tablets for them for the past 20 years and can truthfully say that I know of no better medicine for little ones. I always keep a box of the Tablets in the house and would advise all other mothers to do so." Baby‘s Own Tablets are sold by all medicine dealers or will be mailed upâ€" on receipt of price, 25 cents per box, by The Dr. Williams‘ Medictue Co., Brockville, Ont. He did it for several weeks, then canceled his contract. "What‘s the matterâ€"" thei asked him. "Is your wife getting headaches?" @pecialty was breaking paving stones with a sledgeâ€"hammer on his wife‘s head. It was a wow, as we used to say in the old country. Suddenly his bookings were switched. They put him dn tha amall time, where he had to do four and five shows & day. Sheâ€""Are you spying on me?" Heâ€""Only to find out if you‘re spy ing on me." "Oh, no, it isn‘t that," apologized the Strong Man, "but II‘m afraid she‘s getting fallen nrch_e-." The Strong Man from Norway gu booked on the Orpheum Circult, Hié Televigion across the ocean is the latest achievement. Mayor Thompson can keep an eye on King George‘s activities. . j Some experts add flavoring to their meringnues. OQthers mix with the sugar 14 of a teaspoonful of baking powder, and still others add !4 or a teaspoonful of cornstarch instead; the baking powder insures a rising of the mixture, and the cornstarch, its stayâ€" ing up A TIRED FEELING IN SPRINGTIME Not Sick, But Not Up to the Markâ€"You Need the Help of That Sterling Tonic, Dr. Wilâ€" liams‘ Pink Pillsâ€"They Give New Vitality. Perfect meringue can never be baked in a hot oven, because that does not give the eggâ€"white time to rise gradually to its possible height; a meringue baked too fast is thin and leathery. If the oven is not hot enough or the pie is removed before the meringue is cooked, the eggâ€"whites be come watery again and the meringue cooked th top. say to Mary, ‘Now if you eat that woup, you may have this cake,‘ or to Billy, ‘If you don‘t go to bed tiis minâ€" ute. you may not stay up late Sa.urâ€" day evening.‘ By such taciics we give to the less healthful cake or the less beneficlal late hours the role of reward, . It becomes at once the covâ€" eted thing." "Oh, yes," enswered Mrs "but what good will it do to Mary, ‘If you eat your soup, y "Yes, that is abvious," said Mrs. Sheldon, "but I think there is another reason which escapes most of us. We "I can‘t see that," said Mrs. Hunt, "Aven‘t we always trying to instill knowledge of what is best and what is not? Unless you mean it is our constant talking about the forbidden thing that keeps them reminded of it." "You know," said Mrs. Stieldon, thoughtifully, "I believe that this very thing which is so commonly charactâ€" oristic of our childrenâ€"to say nothing of ourselvesâ€"is our own fault to a great extent." "Will someone please tell me why it is that the things that are least healthful or beneflicial for our chilkâ€" want the most?" demando& Mra' Jobns o the other mothers over the teacfups. "Oh, it‘s just perversencss, that‘s all," said Mrs. Hunt, rather heatedly. "They know they can tantalize. Billy is always tormenting me for someâ€" thing he couldn‘t have." "Well," said Mrs. Moore, "perhaps its just human nature to want what we can‘t have." Where the Shoe Pinched. are gemerally the things they Concerning the Nature of Rewards g41 an d golder Pauline Herr Thomas own on Hunt, coveted by say to We were u may the rest of The woman with the boby said noâ€" thing. Nor did the man with the pipe. He went on smoking. So at the next station the _ chivalrous stranger complained to railroad ofâ€" ficials. Minard‘s Liniment for Backache. Paris.â€"â€"A Paris traffic policeman is no risk for the accident insurance companies at all. According to a reâ€" gent statement of M. Sarrault, Minâ€" ister of the Interior, the maelstrom of darting taxis, automobiles and eyclâ€" ists in the French capital places 840 of M. Criappe‘s traffic regulators on the injured list during the last year. And vehicles are increasing monthly: London â€" A chivalrous stranger drew the attention of the man who was pufling a pipe in a nonâ€"smoking car on a suburban railroad to the faot in the opposite corner was a woman with a baby. Who prefers to be known as Elsie Dawn and is making good on the stage. "I then found that the silent womâ€" an I was championing was his wife," he testified in court when the stubâ€" born smoker was fined $5. Another indication that Paris policemen are no more to be envied than those of New Yor‘k is given with the report that 587 policemen were wounded trying to maintain peace and order and four were killed. Paris Traffic Injuries 340 Policemen in Year placing in every guestâ€"room a 500â€" page volume of familiar poems,. Inâ€" cluding, it is assumed, the clerk‘s fayâ€" orite, "Charge, Chester, charge!" Man Who Smoked in Car With His Wife is Fined "Spinach, as vcou say, seems ridicul cus to us as a roward. Neverthcless, I im sure thrt if parents would cease to surround the less healthful and benefic‘al things with the atmosphere o reward, and rot withblold only such things by way of punishment, they wou‘ld, in turn, cease to be the most coveted by the children." We were all thoughtfulâ€"at least for the rest of that cup of tea. . "She is also a soutce of consider able admiration to m friends because she ‘goes to bed s> nicely‘. Never has she besn alowcd to remain up late as a reward for good conduct,. She goes err‘ly regularly, unless some unusual occasion makes it necessary for her to stay up somewhat later. "You‘l1 say. perhaps, ‘She is an unâ€" usus?: clild," but I insist that she is not, for ho misba aves like any other ‘"My little Jeanne is a wonder to everyone because she will play in a room where candy is uncovered and wittiin reach and seldom think of askâ€" ing for a piece, much less helping herâ€" self. She has never had one piece as a reward for good behavior. 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