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ms t Ages hher D The ne..t time it ram try this one: We walked up to a an oral. street. slapped him on the back an an, "Give me that umbrella." Ho handed n own-mm] said. "t beg your uracil. I didn't know it belonged to you.” Rattled Young Husband - “Quiet. Nun-o, tell me, In: I a fuller?" Old Experienced Nurse--"Weti. I don't know tor sure. tsir-ttttt your with“; got a nice baby boy In there.” A s'-iemisl says it In the lower part of the face, not the ”on. that (in. may one's thoughts. Especially when t m. “puns the lower part ot the (ace. Gum of Wind I lt took a whole to "allow Joann. but a lot of our pessimilu ore to small they wouldn't mule a good mm m a tadpole, The pessimist hon the advantage of being mentnily wowed rm the worst. Nobody questions It vnim» of education; what causes tht) n.w is the definition ot it. You can't opo't to keep your friends it you [ho thrm away. The man who does the tttout talking usually has the teaat to my Many who think they no I wit. am- only halt right. When good tel: lowc get together their when set um! waiting up. A good may sell- wmeml people mistake exotiun tor wisdom. " you think idle an gels anywhere. you'd be surprised A hnl' band is a yes man who won't We no for an answer. One conquers I had hahit more easily to-day than tomor- row. NisF-"iro you and Mtutriee no to be married? Why, I thought " was t mere ftirtation." The husband of I woman cm! Ibouz antiques: "My wife's soul In wrapped up in old tables worth " cents." Bridegroom--N married you Just for looks." Bride plenty." Harold--"They any you married her because her aunt left her a fortune." mll-'"rhat's a lie. I'd is." named her Just the same whoever had lett tt to her." When radios ttrst came out they were, troubled with antic. Now it’- adwrtising and more advertising. Spinster--'So the Inner an to me. "How would you like your rice?” Friend-is, you. to on." Spinster - "Bo I an, wistfully. "Thrown at me, My boy." Commantur--"Nor, suppoae you on on your post one dark night. Suddenly u person one”: from behind and wraps two strong arm: around you so that you cun’t use your ritie. What will you call them?" Almost any woman can deceive al. most any man. But it its hard for I woman to delude or keep anything from another woman. Katherine-M Flower dog? Never heard ot one." Gertrude---'), he's a Point-ttit- truss between a pointer and a. Better." In test to determine the most In- muvuhle thing in the world, 1 postage am,- stamp wick has been put on by mistake runs second to a woman uk- mg directions of a manic policeman. Th, Lzrim hand ot the law is slowly "ttit, hing out to reach those ioolish pvt-pie who persist in ignoring the tra- ttic laws when driving automobiles. Th" latest plan to compel them to a,hry is an electric eye, which oper- ate: just as etrecuvely as it two po. liu-men were stationed along the road operating a speed trap. Photo-cells are concealed in the roadway " stated points, and when 3 car posses over them a bell is runs in a police tele- phone booth " n distant point. This bell shows how long the our took to drive trom one photo-cell to the other, and it it is in excess of the weed limit the policeman on duty bends the driver a ticket as soon as the latter reaches him, regardless of the speed at which the car is then being driven. The Electric Eye And Reckless Drivers Helen--"" did Maurice." This contraption is now in opera- tion on the old Boston post road lead- ing out ot New York, and is said to be producing "perfectly splendid re. sults." It it operates so that no error is made in serving the right driver with the ticket. then " certainly is an invention of which excellent use could he made mnnd Montreal. To. ronto already has installed in certain sections the signal lights that stop the driver and then turn green to pus him on when he sounds his horn. That is anothe" wrinkle which might ho considered here. Nothing that tends to make the breaking of the speed laws more ditBeuit for the speed lend Ibould be ignored. - The Normal Daily Star. Cadet--") Bo, Honey." Know that His may} youn, WM)” breathing unl'd your vows. ~Keble. Teacher---') is a "r-ie-, mu, " through n unlit" Owl Laffs Cheer up - you'll get a man?" Tom. the world wt HEADACHE A Favor Is thy friend angry with thee? Then proylde him an opportunity of show- ing thee a great tavor. Over that his heart must needs melt and he will love thee "aim-Richter. That Quebec is the only walled city in the continent north ot Mexico? Above is shown the Kent Gate, one of several entrances through the ramparts. The odd-looking vehicle ls common to Quebec City and is known as a ca1eehe.--Photottraph, C. N. R. 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Reginald Berwick, institute man. ager, declared that the predominance of women in clubs ot this kind, was due, not to the laziness ot men, but to the fact that they had a greater number of interests and had to work longer hours. _ When a man's lite is at stake no delay is too 1ong.--Juvenal. LIE Ell, ET? MIA LIU Ily AIS IIS ANSWER TO LAST PUZZLE RIF. 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When the moment comes the English. men are ushered into a dining hall where behind every seat stands n gi. gantic Highlander a drawn sword in his right and a blazing torch in his left hand. "Behold, gentleman cavaliers. the chandeliers of my brother’s house," cries Allan, "the ancient (ashlar: at our ancient name . . . Would you dare to compare to them in value the richest ore [but was ever dug out ot the mine? How any you, eavtuierts--it, your wager won or lost?" "Would you dare to compare to them," we Imagine Sir Walter crying to his detractors today, u he points to his throng ot robust und million! creatures "the blackest ore that was ever dug out of the psycho-analytical mine?" And we know who has won the wager, “Holiness ls an turqeltiing ot our. tselves."--? W. Faber. . “Holiness is the architectural plan upon which God buildeth up His living temple."--C. H. 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