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Making an in L Will Be rket in 'M ll an D A Blow to FMat If“. "Mummie. you're not WI, so - ty u Nurse." _ "Don't you 'aira to, "art" "No. We've been walking to“. the park hr an hour ind not a single ”a. .mr has kissed you!" Gladys---"But doesn't your husband have any hobby.'" Mamie--"Oh, yea; Inc's Wears m- Ing to comb nu hair over a. bad spot." _ If the baby tans on It: head. don't mm'y The world can than no - other master of ceremonies. pay the bill.'" t'ustomer--"No. I want a “It I! rrlt on the same terms.” Customer--", hear that my ton bu “wed you tor a sun tor three "am." Tailor--"And have you come in Otto ways girls like to have a Pretty tac" but they also enjoy having I good non-1a. Joncs--"Well how are you getting on in your new eight-romned noun?” Smith-“0h. not so badly. We [IF "Mu-d one ot the bedrooms by collect- ins; snap coupons." Dr. D. Knight ot the Women's Free- dog League uld: a “Magi-true. mould get on with their Job and stop making lawman“ remarks “on: women“ clown." Jonrvr-"Didn't you furnish the other pvcn rooms?" smith-He can't. They're In]! of Imp." . The only weapon tt kangaroo In. itt bis kick. Don't be u kangaroo. Waitreva-"Don't ask me, I only laid the table." Customer - "What's wrong with thvse eggs?” Made 2 Noise Like ”Mon Thc 1lirr--"So you've seen Daddy, lLLriian'.’ Did he behave like a lamb?” Suitur 'grimlry--"AtmmtteU.' But, time I spoke he and 'Bah"." "I know how to settle this unem- plnyms-nt problem." said the club wag. "If we put all the men ot the world on our iiland, and an the women on tup nthrz'. we'd have everybody busy in no HYYH‘ Judges Rebuke Hatless Women British Judges seem to be united In muirrtainlng court etiquette. " last to the extent that women must wear hat: m court. Severn! cues of uncovered womt‘n in court In" recently been notrul in the London press. on ncconnt of the transgressors being reprima- ed by the magistrates and various]! tumult-Med on. First, a woman wu not mowed to take the oath in Coventry police court because she was not wearing n hat, but the most sensational can wu It Aldvrshot, where Brig. Gen. B. Inch- nern. chairman ot the Aidenhoi flrnch, asked a Miles: girl witness: "Do you possess a hat?" "Ye-s. but I don't wear it, when it’s It) hot, she replied." (km-r211 Lushington then aid se- " time before Insult proce1 given person toolisl person o foolish mi “I wish you are ct must 3pm not going to be treated in mi: way, and I hope you Ire thorough]! ashamed of yourself for the way you have come here and the way in which you have given your evidence. The mun will disallow your expenses." So far, hutless women in court have ttw endorsement of the London press: "Just a matter of court etiquette," says one paper. “There is no luv l‘ritish Magistrates Order Them to Cover Their Heads in Court my: I which "An insult to the court the lady's conduct may have been. After Bil, the court itself knows best when it feels Insulted. But that she was guilty of 'a disreputable proceeding' is another matter. Even in the High Court of Justice 1 women has appeared here- headed and unreprimanded. During the recent heat wen 1 women mais- trate actually dispensed Justice with. out a hat." A Home one. and“ untried: “The wearing of hot; " women in courts of law I: purely a matter of en- torn and courtesy} M... rigs can u: -.___ - -e veto conveyed by atropine from Rat- ¢lilo. Leicestershire. to the - ot - --___-." than- Ana re Wrll, what would they be doing Why, boat-building." an to the ceedlng. en your 1 son of I lish mind wish you to understand that " are coming to the court gain you t appear properly dressed and in <pet‘table manner. This court I: going to be treated in this way. I hope you are thoroughly med of yourself for the way you anybody Owl his TLGrit amour. an " BOW. Two rrtae Pigs - - =.-..- - e tell you this body has preoen a wearing no hm the court and I I g, and the w” " evidence about at extraordinarily Try This One tell understand this is the iirgt presented herself no but. It is an and a disreputable 3 way you have I shows you are 3 inarily light and that on if That it was in this old ivy mantled store near Victoria, British Columbia, that Robert w. Service, world famous as the poet of the Klondike, wrote his first accepted poem, He was then employed " a clerk in the store and lived in an attic bedroom above lt. The present owners ot the property are preserving the building as an historical momunent.-Phototrraph, Canadian National Railways. SUUH SIUMABH _-_-_-i-r-i-g..,., "tsn, sl,lllllllll'li!,! ":-r,,c' 'si" _"-'-'-?-'"-?,?,,.,,,. ilolllllli'iilltitlll L:) ,‘i: 'i,-, i'ill'lgillllllilltl ssegeas'ga Egg ' \\\ \\\\\\\K\x‘/Q\\\ 'is- + Do You Know? + q Get rid of all that names: and on. End that bilious headache or my sluggishness mused by too much acid. Put the stomach and bowels in good order. Sweeten the whole system with Phillips' Milk of Meals. Be sure it is this bottle, with the familiar blue wrapper that tells you it is genuine Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia. The substitutes are not thesame,anaarnottretthe-resutu. auomtaBtetrotttbPhitti “elm Wm ",',ge.t',ylt,fi,ttA,d',1t'le'lt, “a” F,iiiiitiii,it2.""""""" due-inc . 'm hGgttesU. WOMAN LOSES 28 lbs. 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It L]] WEEK'S International Corporation to Operate In Canada The International Accountants and Executives Corporation ot Great Bri- tain. an examining body for account- ants and once executives with more) than 5,000 members in " countries, is now to actively operate in Canada. According to the founder and interna- tional president, the society is the second largest ot its kind in the Bri- tish Empire. the Chartered Account- lee'. of England holding tirtst place with about 9,000 members. it is in- tended to carry on the international work here through the new organisa- tion, the International Accountants and Executives Corporation ot Canada. Accountants of U.K. To Have Branch Here The petition on behtll ot the Enl- llsh body tor I. dominion charter w" lodged at Ottawa by Col. Reg. Gary, KC., MB. of Toronto. 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