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in Science ha A DTA 1 r the dete beer W M I:avee 1€ H ut b The aviator‘s wife was taking her Arst trip with her husband in his airâ€" ahip. Wifeâ€""Wait a moment, George, I‘m afraid we will have to go down again." Husbandâ€"*"What‘s wrong?" Witeâ€""I believe I dropped one of the buttons off my jacket. I think I can see it glistening on the ground." Husbandâ€"*"Keep your seat, my dear. That‘s a lake." Homely Relativeâ€""Ah, my dear, you will find that Time is a great healer." The Girlâ€""True, auntie, but he‘s certainly a mighty poor beauty doeâ€" tor." Manâ€""Why do you weep over the sorrows of people in whom you have no interest when you go to the theatre?" Womanâ€"*"I dont know. Why do you cheer wildly when a man with whom you are not acquainted slides into the second base?" The man who makes a show of himâ€" sell seldom gets rich from the gate receipts. Proof of a man‘s thrift used to be a bank accountâ€"now it‘s an exâ€" tra shirt. There are a few fortunate, or unfortunate souls, who know just where they stand on every issueâ€"but they are few. The rest of the thinkâ€" ing eitizens, if they are honest with themselves, will admit that they are groping and wondering. The shirt inâ€" dustry ought to pick up because so many were lost during the optimistic days. Hard timesâ€"a period when peoâ€" ple quit feeding the cow and wonder why she gives less milk. He was a bit shy, and after she had thrown her arms around him and kissâ€" ed him for bringing her a bouquet of fowers, he arose and started to leave, Sheâ€""I am sorry I offended you." Heâ€""Oh, i‘m not offended. I‘m goâ€" Ing for more flowers." Harrietâ€""What makes Jerry so worâ€" ried looking lately?" Julietteâ€""He‘s trying to figure out a way to marry me without getting mamma for a motherâ€"inâ€"daw." An Irishman was seated in a train beside a pompous individual, who was accompanied by a dog.. Irishman kind is it?" Manâ€""A and an ape." Irishmanâ€""Sure, an both of us." Little Milton came home from Sunâ€" day school with a mite box. Miltonâ€""Why do you call it a mite box. mother ?" Daughterâ€"*"Ma, when people go in mourning do they wear black underâ€" elothes ?" Motherâ€""No, dear." Daughterâ€"*"Why, do they only feel sad on the outside?" Motherâ€""Because you might put something in it and you might not." An‘ then again maybe gentlemen prefer blondes because‘" of the light overhead. It is every man‘s divine right to think himself dangerous to women, no matter what his mirror, his photograph or his wife may tell him. Clean up the old yards and pens, with their mud holes, as such provide a place for the incubation of Round Worm eggs and other pests. Young pigs that are permitted to run in old vyards and pens, that are usually heavily infested with parasite eggs, do so at considerable risk of picking Instalment Buying Fhe sweetest of words up worm infestation that will mako‘ them unthrifty and unprofitable. Brood: sows that are clean and worm free will, if given sanitary conditions, be in a much better position to produce and raise a full number of healthy pigs than the sow that is neglected as to worms and sanitation. The difference ‘requently makes a loss out of what might have been profitable production, had the details been looked after, Proâ€" tect the young pigs against worm inâ€" festation until they are four months old, it you desire them to grow up to bacon weight at a profit. The worm free pig can be marketed before it is «slx months old, while the wormy pig may be eight to twelye months old. There is no profit in pigs sold at bacon weight after they have passed seven months of age. The profits or what might have been profits havy been conâ€" sumed by the worms, for which there is no market. Counterfeit coins whose value inâ€" creases with the disclosure of the fraud perpetrated are not common in the banking world. Recently, howâ€" ever, such a case came to light in Lonâ€" don, Among a parcel of coins bought as gold was a clever imitation of a sovereign of 1863. Acid tests revealed that the coin was gilded platinum. At the time it was struck off. in the reign of Queen Victoria, platinum was worth only about oneâ€"third as much as gold. Now it is worth much more. Form this phrase divineâ€" I‘ve paid the last cent, Now the darn thing‘s mine‘! The world doesn‘t judge a man by bis clothes, but by his wife‘s, A Valuable Counterfeit Owl Laffs The Mud Wallow cross between an Irishman Foine dog ye have. What it‘s related to L A N OFFER TO EVERY INVENTOR List of wanted inventions and full information sent free. The Ramsay Oomâ€" g.ly. World Patent Attorneys. 273 Bank treet. Ottawa,. Canada. A_l BABY CHICKS ARE CANâ€" ADIAN Approved chicks. All Hocks are culled by Government Insjacâ€" tor. We hatch six breeds. Write for free cataingue. A. H. Switzer, Granton. Ontario. SAVE $2 PER HUNDRED. 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A correspondent writes that many readers are puzzled over the apparâ€" ently contradictory use of the terms "British Empire" and "British Comâ€" monwealth _ of Nations" made .by Ministers of the Crown. He asks whether the British Empire as & term is officially done away with, and if in its stead the term British Commonwealth of Nations is the proper designation and why the charge was made British Commonwealth or British Empire An answer may be found in a leee| _ _ ____ "‘."" Geceues ture upon the Statute of Westminâ€" ster delivered to the students of Mcâ€" Degree Won By Mural Painting Gill University a few days ago by| Columbus, Ohio.â€"A mural painting Hon. P. B. Mignault, former justice has been accepted as a thesis for the of the Supreme Court of Canada.| first time in the history of Ohio State That statute was enacted at the reâ€"| University. The painting, executed quest of the Dominions themselves by Miss Ruth Van Sandt, was accepted on December 11, 1931. The preâ€" for a degree of Master of Arts. Solution: Y should aiscard the nine of diamonds to show his partner at : once that the only tricks in his hand |are in the diamond suit. There are three discards coming and, unless Z is informed at once that Y can protect ‘diamonds, he may be forced to disâ€" \ card to his disadvantage. Don‘t hesiâ€" tate to inform your partner at once of | strength in your hand when you see ; that he will be obliged to discard ‘ several times. If he has to guess, he Iprobuhly will guess wrong; so make it easy for him. _ A high discard indiâ€" cates strength in the suit discarded. Hand No. 3 Heartsâ€"i0, 9, 7. 6, 4 Clubsâ€"A, K, 10 Diamondsâ€"A, Q, i0, 8 | Spadesâ€"3 ARTICLE No. 19 In the preceding article, a number of interesting hands were given for analysis. If you have not already decided on the proper play or bid, do so now before you read the solution in each instance. A comparison of your opinion with the writer‘s solution will prove most interesting and should help to imâ€" prove your game. Solutions of Last Week‘s Problems | B now bid one spade and Z and A Hand No. 1 passed. What should Y now bid and Heartsâ€"Q, 9, 8, 6, 5, 3 why? > Clubsâ€"8, 4 Solution: Y should bid one no trump Diamondsâ€"A, 7 | at either Auction or Contract. This bid Spadesâ€"A, 8, 6 Ishould indlcate‘) at least;"one stopper in mubaion; adaiit on sds o 4o.waA vuil No score, first game. Z dealt and bid one club, A one heart and Y dou_b_le.d._ The fashion of taking a Spring tonic is based on sound medical grounds. Winter has thinned and devitalized the blood stream so that it isn‘t carrying enough oxygen. That is the reason for the listless, languid, easilyâ€"tiredâ€"out condition so prevalent at this season. Build Up Health With Spring Tonic Heartsâ€"Q, 10, 9 Clubsâ€"A, Q, 10, 8, Diamondsâ€"Q, 10, 7 Spadesâ€"9 What is needed is a tonicâ€"one that will build new blood and reâ€" store and purifythe tlood stream, and thus enable it to carry the enerâ€" gizing oxygen that quickly revitalâ€" izes the whole system. Thousands have proven that Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills are the ideal tonic for this purâ€" No score, rubber game. Z dealt and bid one no trump, A bid two clubs, Y passed, B bid two no trump and all passed. Z opened the five of spades, A played the nine, Y the queen and B won the trick with the ace. B now led the king of clubs, followed with jack, winning the trick in A‘s hand with the queen. All followed, so that the clubs are set up. B then led the ace of clubs. What should Y discard and why? Mrs. A. Merritt of Welland says: "Again last Spring I became ill. I could not do my work; was pale, weak, and tired all the time. I took Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills and they soon made me strong and happy again." Try them and experience for yourself the new strength and vigour they will bring you. At your druggist‘s in the new glass conâ€" tainer. 50c a package. \ No seore and A B a game in. Z dealt No score, first game. Z dealt and bid one spade and A passed. What should Y now bid with the foregoing hand and why? Solution: At Auction, Y should bid | two hearts and, if Z rebids spades, Y should bid two no trump. A suit bid is always preferable to a no trump bid, particularly with a singleton of partâ€" ner‘s suit. At Contract, Y should bid three no | trump. The hand is so strong that z) may not have a rebid and yet game is fairly certain in no trump and it is up to Y to try for game. 4 Clubsâ€"Q Diamondsâ€"J, 10, 9, 4. 2 Spadesâ€"A, Q, 10, 9, 5, 3 Hand No. 4 ye € How to play Bridge " AUCTION .4 / _ CONTRACT 7 _ byWyune Ferguson Hand No. 2 Heartsâ€"8, 5 Clubsâ€"7, 2 Diamondsâ€"K, J, 9, 5. 2 Spadesâ€"Q, 8, 4, 3 amble of it includes the following words: "Inasmuch as the Crown is the symbol of the free association of the members of the British Comâ€" monwealth of Nations, and as they are united by a. common allegiance to the Crown. . . ."â€" His Lordship stated that this common allegiance to the Crown is the keystone of the British Commonwealth of Nations; there is one Crown and there are associated nations, and that Crown is the symbol of their free associaâ€" tion. _ He added that the term "British Empire" was not used for the reason that absolute equality exists between the Dominions and and the United Kingdom. Instead the term "British Commonwealth of Nations" is used, and His Lordship thought it was first used in the treaty which gave birth to the Irish Free State in 19211â€"Mail and Empire, Toâ€" Berlinâ€"The German capital has more taxis than can profitably be operâ€" ated at the present state of the pubâ€" lic‘s purse. The question what to do about the excess has given owners much concern and has produced a series of ineffectual corrective meaâ€" sures. ronto. Now the long arm of authority has reached in and .@n order from the police summarily directs that taxis with odd registration numbers are alâ€" lowed in the streets only on the odd days of the month, and the evenâ€"numâ€" bered ones on the even days. That is, only half of the total number of cabs can be operated on any one day. The authorities figure that the plan g‘res everybody an even chance. But although the big taxi company, the Kraftag, does not demur, there is a good deal of grumbling on the part of the small fry, and vehement protests from owners of single cabs. Solution: Y should bid one no trump at either Auction or Contract. This bid should indicate at least one stopper in spades and a fair outside hand. His previous double of one heart has shown his partner great strength in that suit, so it is now up to Z to decide whether it is better to try for game in no trump or a suit. and passed. A and Y passed and B bid one spade, Z bid two hearts, A two spades, Y three hearts and B three spades. Z now bid four hearts, A four spades and Y five hearts, B and Z passed, A doubled and Y passed. What should B now bid and why? Solution: B should bid five spades at either Auction or Contract. His hand is too unbalanced to play to deâ€" feat five hearts, particularly after a double raise by A. This double raise by A should indicate at least four spades, so that A B cannot hope to win more than one spade trick against a fiveâ€"heart bid, therefore Y Z will either make the bid or only be defeatâ€" ed by one trick. B should bid five spades without any question. Heartsâ€"A â€" Clubsâ€"8, 4, 2 Diamondsâ€"A, 5 Spadesâ€"J, 9, 8, 7, 6, 4, 3 No score, rubber game. Z dealt and bid one spade. A passed, Y bid one no trump and B and Z passed. _ What should A bid with the foregoing bhand and why? A should bid two spades, not with the hope of making the bid, but with the hope that it will save game and rubber. A will probably lose one or two tricks, with a twoâ€"spade bid, but even if it is doubled, it will be a cheap way to save the certain loss of game and rubber if he allows Y Z to play the band at no trump. A should pass. His opponents have not contracted for game, and he has no chance for game in spades. 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Wind from the shoreâ€"almost tranâ€" quillityâ€" But shore winds call usâ€"call us far at sea‘ Romeâ€"The growing budget deficit has compelled the Italian Governâ€" men‘ to seek new sources of revenue an among the new levies recently enforced here is one concerning shop signs, advertisements and notices, The bare announcement tha; the Govâ€" ernment intended to raise the taxaâ€" tion sums due for the display of winâ€" dow signs has had extraordinary reâ€" sults. The movable signs were at once removed and many window inâ€" scriptions were covere over with strips of black paper to avoid payâ€" ing the new tay. _ The attitude of passive resistance adopted by the shopkeepers came as a great surâ€" prise to the Government and assurâ€" ances were immediately given that the matter would be reconsidered, but to no avail, as the shopkccpers refused to remove the black paper hastily placed on their signs, â€"The tax on shop signs has been raised from 70 centesimi to 7 lire per letter, and the tax for words printed in a foreign language has . been raised from 20 to 36 lire per letter, The application of this stif tax will most likely result in a loss instead of gain of revenue. Those who through the winter months wish they might live where summer is an allâ€"yearâ€"round affair stop about this time of year to wonâ€" der how they would get along vrithâ€" out lprin:.~'1‘he Christian Science Monitor. Wind From the Shore reduction «old Kb t 25c! 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