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Es : to playâ€" th adulte x feature nging urs only, nductors essional. TMISS1OT Debts JuUund : have 0 take » take Hold str y a of wourd wiour it their 'K‘.n 1por s 2 @ley NCO U o d ally fog al Apâ€" ent %0% he 10 1i l AM a h ale M ul ® i King Bustay pan'se'dwt-oâ€";l':inctlo and BHetated a telegram to the captain Â¥ the warship suggesting the addresâ€" Stockholm.â€"How King Gustay of Bweden became involved in a sailâ€" Jr‘s romance was recalled in the mass w anecdotes and biographical Hitera tu which, greeted the King‘s recent th birthday. "Darling," ‘read a note His Majesâ€" ly found amid his mail one morning, *can you meet me at the usual place lonight ?" , Investigation revealed the : was intended for the Swedi Ship "King Gustay v" gnd lertain sailor in particular. King Gustav‘s Role In Remance Fermanent waves are things of beauty but the upkeep of the fragile things far exceeds the initial cost. lo you imagine 7Hemier§6'n_hâ€"a; kissed Jou ?"" Daughterâ€""So far mother dear, I laven‘t had to imagine at all." The fellow bout but his his poster C brag about Parents who tell their chil spinach will give them streng lell them the rest of itâ€"th Uso give them grit. Hus rou w Helenâ€""A fivepound box of candy im about an hour." Bored Miss â€" Helenâ€""Hal and I bave parted forâ€" wer." Bessâ€""Good gracious! What does that mean ?" Eager Youthâ€""One kiss from you id 1 could die bappily!" Hostessâ€""Ob, that‘s all right. They will be so close together they won‘t know one plate from another anyhow," Maidâ€""But, I can‘t, mdam, there is 10 more china." Hostessâ€""Mary, you must P wher place at the table. An pected guest has arrived." The difference between meddling mmd investigating is that we investi Jate and the other fellow meddles. Graceâ€""Yes, they ar: fianied and Hve happily thereafter for a few wonths. Judyâ€""Does that story you are read mg end in a modern way?" 1.02 C /CS mOvIies have a neverâ€" immding possibility, but we shudder to think of a slow motion picture of a man stuttering. yreat borrowers, aren‘t they ?" Ms. R.â€"Yes, If they keep up their present pace my next party will bave w be given at their home!" But when the Jigâ€"Saw Jigger re seived the new â€"jigâ€"saw puzzle the aame on the box said: "The Rhododenâ€" #ron." Jigâ€"Saw Jiggerâ€""All out." Hust Young Saleswomanâ€""Yes, we have 1 new one just in." Jigâ€"Saw Jiggerâ€""What‘s the name?" Young Saleswomanâ€""The Road to Denver." A Jigâ€"saw jigger called up the jigâ€" saw depeartment of a store and asked If any new ones bad come in from Hgsawvilie. It‘s hard for a woman approaching 10 to make up her mind to be her age. Making hotels homelike would be fine If they didn‘t make them like modern homes. They say a man whips his boys for the same kind of foolishness his dad couldn‘t whip out of him. A woman gets all run down worrying about what her husband refuses to lake seriously. Some minds are so open that they can‘t hold anvihin« John replied: "Dear cheque to cover the don‘t buy any more Igure; they are cheati hotel: "Dear John, I bil}." The talking movies have "But why are you so angry with the goctor, Mrs. Blank * "I told him I was tired, and he asked o see my tongue." Mrs. P.â€""Your new th "That‘s all given shore leave that ;vc;- ind ild d his ar Why do you wife wrote from who tell their children that â€""Mary, after 1 die 1 wish marry Bill Henry." is ancestors better get busy erity won‘t have anything Daughter, how many times who has nothing to boast Well, he Summer Shower sly. Some minds are sc they can‘t hold anything 1ed: "Dear Mary, 1 enclose cover the bill, but please any more hotels at are cheating you." * them strength should the Swedish war Well, here‘s your ask that?" introduced us the message om a fashionable enclose the hotel must put anâ€" right. Send it neighbors are at for a it will unexâ€" this A Hungarian woman, suing her hus band for alimony, was astonished to hear that she had been divorced seyâ€" eral years before. Her busband is a professional bypnotist, and she asserts that he must bave put ber in a trance and then obtained ber signed consent to the divorce. Inspired by this example, many woâ€" men bave taken the geclogy course provided by the British Columbia govâ€" ernment. An exâ€"nurse from Vancouver has led the procession. Using an airplane to take in supplies, she is at present carâ€" rying on prospecting work in the Cariâ€" boo district. Like their men folk, many British Columbia women have caught the goldâ€" hunting fever. Many are now in the field andâ€"others have announced their intention to go out with pick and axe in the spring. 1ving dams of grass, trees, shrubs, and vines, rock dams and dams made of poles, brush and other cheap maâ€" terials. Every effective experiment will necessarily constitute a demonâ€" stration." Women Join British Columbia Gold Rush "In some localities farm machinery left in the open has been completely buried with this drifting soil. Recentâ€" ly windâ€"driven dust from the West laid down over the black soils of Iowa erough red material, derived from the distant Red Plains of Kanâ€" sas, Oklahoma, and Texas, to give a distinct red color to the soil. "At the new experiment stations every promising practical method for slowing down erosion is to be tried out on a field scale. Terracing, stripâ€" cropping, scarification of the land, and other methods are being tested, first on small plots and then in large | @213 fields stript of the productive surface layer, great holes have been dug and numerâ€" ous areas have been deeply buried with the windâ€"driven material. Our best estimate», Mr. Bennett tells us, indicate that erosion steals twentyâ€"one times as much plant food as the crops take off the land. And it is by no means restricted to the action of Fainâ€"water. In the drier parts of the country erogion by wind is frequently even more destructive. He goes on: "Thousands of felis havs hasw | "The area of the more favorable soils is steadily diminishing. Acreage yields are declining. us "Cultivation is more difficult and costly. Water flows across the imâ€" pervious clay exposed by the stripâ€" ping of the mellow, absorptive topâ€" soil more rapidly to augment floods. "Stream channels are silting up and overflows are becoming more frequent and destructive. Vast areas of extraâ€" ordinary original productivity are beâ€" Ing covered with infertile sand and gravel." "Probably no other nation or race has permitted such rapid depletion of large areas of its agricultural lands. "We have looked upon our vast doâ€" main of agricultural land as limitâ€" less and capable of enduring forever. What are the menacing aspects of this evil erosion? Mi@rminiy itantelWhact tss l cad "Bedrock has been reached in countâ€" less places and deep gullies have torn asunder millions of sloping acres. All this has been abandoned; yet, all of it could have been saved. area of the nation is sloping enough to inviteâ€"ruinous cutting away. Alâ€" ready more than 100,000 acres of the 850,000,000 in cultivation have lost all or most of the original topâ€"soil. W iqolca . F “Thrée-fou;ihsrbf the area of the nation is «lc "Our original weaith in soil has served to prevent any general realiâ€" zation that all land is not permanentâ€" ly fixed. Unrestrained soil erosion is rapidly building a new empire of wornout land in Americaâ€"land stript of its rich surface layer down to poor subsoil, and land gullied beyond the possibility of practical reclamation. This wastage of the nation‘s basic asâ€" set is speeding up. | over Crops and their prices, the devastaâ€" tion wrought by drought, etc., engross readers of agricultural items, yet we rarely hear of the most der:.uctive force in the great farm zreas and trat is the fact that the farms themâ€" selves are often slipping away. Washed down by water and even blown off by winds, the fertume soil is being stript, leaving the infertile subâ€" soil, not good for cultivation. A national survey in the United States of these conditions has just Meitatce Are p During 1932 agricultural and expect magnificent returns for verv small ontlave * "Women will spend freely," whe said, "and demand very little acâ€" counting of where their money goes, But they quibble over society dues They heard this opinion in a conâ€" vention session of Zonta, business and professional women‘s society, from Mr. S. Katherine Maddux of Chicago, its president. Chicago.â€"Women who manage iron and steel mills, hold high offices in coal and food companies, or practise the various professions,. were told recently that they lacked man‘s viewpoint on money matters. Decreases in exports are worrying the growers most. The domestic conâ€" sumption is hardly more than a quarâ€" ter of a million tons. The other exâ€" pected 750,000 tons will be four times the quantity the growers have any hope of exporting this year at the price they must get to show a profit. The cost of produ.tion has gone up despite the fact that 1933 has been ideal climatically. To harvesting and me~keting difficulties, due to strikea‘ and acts of sabotage, are attributed this complication. Woman Declares Man‘s Viewpoint As Best Chicago.â€"Women who manage iron and steel mills, hold high offices in This compares with the 1920 proâ€" duction of 209,437 tons and the 1980 production of 727,518 tons. Madrid.â€"There will be a large olive oil surplus in Spain this year, predict olive growers. The olive crop will be one of the largest in history, they say. Statistics show more than 71,580 square miles of Spanish soil covered with olive orchards. The oil, according to Department of Agriculâ€" ture figures, will be in excess of 1,000,000 tons. Spanish Olive Producers Predict Surplus of Oil innitn, AiPrechs biistnindfithc hoi cl hss d c £ 11 be afforded the opportunity of sendâ€" ing their products to the mountain cities in north central Colombia or of exporting them down the Amazon to Brazil or abroad. Leticia offers Colombia her only port on the Amazon River at a point accessible to steamers of fairly heavy draught. The impossibility of shipping produce from the southern area out of the country except through Peruâ€" vian or Brazilian territory has preâ€" vented exploitation in the past of an Area remarkably suited for agriculturâ€" al industry. In the future agriculturâ€" ists, particularly cattle raisers, will Colombia, with about 5,000 soldiers land a large number of civilian laborâ€" ers already concentrated along her southern frontier, plans to encourage colonization of the tropical lands about Port Leticia. The original proâ€" ject to develop the southern area, conâ€" templated at the time Colombia forâ€" mally took over Port Leticia from Peru by virtue of the Salomon,Lozâ€" ano treaty of 1932, was interrupted by the occupation of the port lastJ September by 300 Peruvian irregulars and the subsequent refusal of the Peruvian Government to relinguigh the seized territory. Road Building to Be Pushed. Military roads hurriedly constructâ€" ed from Central Colombia to the banks of the Putumayo River to facilâ€" itate troop movement are now to be employed for the transport of colonâ€" ists and later for the handling of their crops. The civilian laborers who worked on the roads are to be encouraged to remain in the Amazon Valley by grants of land by the Colâ€" ombian Government. Work will be pushed to completion on those roads in an unfinished state at the time Colombia and Peru agreed to suspend hostilities. in the disputed area which forms a rectangle about 100 by 30 miles, lyâ€" ing between the Amazon and the Putumayo Rivers. The League commission, composed ’of representatives of two nonâ€"member countries, the United States and Brazil and of Spain, will govern the port and corridor of Leticia for one year. The commissioners, Colonel Arthur W. Brown, of the Judge Advocate General‘s Department of the United States Army, president; Captain Alâ€" bert Delemost Basto, commander of the Brazilian squadron on the upper Amazon River, and Captain Francisâ€" co Iglesias, the Spanish aviator, are to select an international armed force to assist them in maintaining order Thus, the League‘s first direct inâ€" tervention in a New World quarrel has resulted successfully, at least so far as regards persuading Colombia and Peru to cease hostilitiee which for a time threatened to involve the two neighboring republics of Brazil and Eucador in the conflict. United States Officer Heads Group. m To Both Colombia and Peru Manaos, Brazil.â€"The dispute beâ€" tween Colombia and Peru over posâ€" session of Port Leticia on the Amazon River has entered its final phase with the installation at the port of a League of Nations Commission which will govern the area pending completion of direct negotiations between the two countries. 1 American Heads Commission for Area Claimed hy Convictions for drunkenness were 46,846 last year, compared with a preâ€" war yearly average of 95,000. Ranks of professional burglars in the United Kingdori appear to be dwindling. The statistics show that 64 per cent. of all breakingâ€"andâ€" entering offences were of trivial varâ€" ieties attributed largely to young perâ€" The Home Office figures show inâ€" creases also in prevalence of fraud and suicide, while murder and manâ€" slaughter cases continue to decrease. London.â€"Criminal statistics made public by the Home Office show that robbery with violence is increasing in England and that London‘s share of the crime is by far the largest of any city in the country. Britain‘s Suicides Up, He made a donation to charity of part of the sum he was willing to pay for the house. The agency was closed until the next day. Then Molinaiti discovered tnat he himselt was the mysterious owner. ‘The house had been purâ€" chased with funds he had sent home for investment. Returning to his native town after thirty years in New York he espied just the kind of house he had always dreamed of having. He wanted to buy it then and there but the tenant told him he would have to see the owner, _ He did not know the ownâ€" er‘s name because be rented it through an agency, This summer Colonel Lindbergh and party intend to survey the far mnorth, visiting Greenland and possibly Iceland, He is shown with the agroplane just after the nontoons were in nlace Finds He Already Owns House He Wants to Buy Aosta, _ Italy.â€"Secondo Molinatti, an Americanized Italian, looked for himself a whole day before he found whom he was seeking. After the party Arbuckle retired, apâ€" parently in fairly good health, despite recent attacks of a heart ailment. A few minutes later, however, his wife called on him, received no answer and then discovered that he was dead. Arbuckle became known to millions the world over in the palmy days of pieâ€"tossing comedy. Arbuckle had just completed a picâ€" ture, "Tamalio," at a Long Island studio. It was one of six he had reâ€" cently done for Warner Brothers. On the night of his death he went with his wife to the apartment of William Lahiff, restaurant proprietor, where a party was given in bonor of the Arâ€" buckle anniversary. New York.â€"Roscoe (Fatty) Arâ€" buckle, bulky comedian of the films, 'died recently of a heart attach that followed a celebration of his first wedâ€" ' ding anniversary of his third marriage, He was 45 years old. The actor, who had been attempting a "comeback" from the blight that fell on his career as the result of the mysâ€" terious death of an actress during a gay party in 1921, died in his sleep in his suite in a midtown hotel. Wife Discovered Him His third wife, the former Addie McPhail, screen actress, discovered his death. After summoning the house physician, she became hysterical from grief. Physicians said Arbuckle died of angina pectoris. Bulky Comedian Of Films Dies as Victim of Heart Attack Following Celebration of His First Wedding Anniversary Murders Show Decrease Lindy Lends a Hand He says that the railroad is being constructed without any increase in grades to expedite troop trains. New York.â€"The strategic railroad being constructed by French engineâ€" ers from the Argonne forest to the French frontier is one of the most amazing railroad achievements in history, as it is on an even level for its entire Jlength, according to Leoâ€" nard Nason, author of "Chevrons" and other war novels. New French Railway Line Without Grades industry. the tasks hitherto assigned to special commissions and committees, They also will be the proper organs for neâ€" gotiating interguild agreements to reâ€" concile the sometimes contrasting inâ€" terests of commerce, agriculture and a given occupation, regulating condiâ€" tions of apprenticeship and vocational training, coâ€"ordinatnog credit, welfare and labor exchange activities. The government will refer to them many of The corporations of category will thus be able to act on such questions as smoothing out wage disparities in (4) Regulatory â€" The corporation can regulate collective economic rela tions with corporations in other cateâ€" gories. (3) Judicialâ€"If the parties to a laâ€" bor dispute agree to refer to the corâ€" poration rather than to the labor court, itsgaward will bave executive force. (2) Conciliatoryâ€"They settle by conâ€" sent collective labor disputes in their own category, a task hitherto disâ€" charged by the Ministry of Corporaâ€" tions. 1. Advisoryâ€"Various ministries may call on them for an opinion on any matter coming within their competâ€" ence. The chief importance of this de velopment may therefore be said to be: The government passes on to the organizations of employers and emâ€" ployed themselves some of the funcâ€" tions it previously abrogated to itself. Chief among these is the settlement of labor disputes. The tasks of the corâ€" porations of category are announced as four: The new corporations of category seem to fit in between the federations and the National Council. They asâ€" sume some of the duties hitherto perâ€" formed by the Ministry of Corporaâ€" tions. 4. The Ministry of Corporations, headed by Benito Mussolini, which is the governmental directing body. 3. The National Council of Corporaâ€" tions, the supervising body of the guild system. 2. Federations, consisting of all the syndicates in a certain branch of enâ€" deavor, such as the metalurgical inâ€" dustry. 1. Syndicates, consisting of groups either of employers or employed in vaâ€" rious groups of endeavor divided geoâ€" praphically according to provinces. Hitherto the guild system has been built on the following basis Rome.â€"Italy‘s famous guild system, or corporate state, after seven years of operation, has just been rounded out by the creation of what is known as "corporations of category." These are corporate groups of various cateâ€" gories of industry, commerce and agriâ€" culture. ‘They include representatives of both employers and employees. Italy Expands ‘‘Corporations of Category" Added to Groups in Conâ€" trol of Economic Life _ UNTAMIV ~AMSt it v wa Power of Vast Guild System "There is a rather general belief among Y.W.C.A. leaders," she said, "‘that religious attitudes are to be deâ€" veloped through the whole educationâ€" al process. There are reflected here, not only new tendencies in educationâ€" al philosophy and procedure, but chanoes in relivions thinkine as well." New York.â€"The philosophy of the Young Women‘s Christian Association was reported in a Columbia Univerâ€" sity survey to have changed from one of religious dominance to that of soâ€" cial consciousness. The survey was made by Dr. Grace H. Wilson, reâ€" search graduate of teachers college at Columbia. Charles Lockhart, State Treasurer, estimated thousands of dollare were lost to the state when the old stamps were in use. Austin, Tex.â€"Texas has moved to stop loss of revenue through reuse of cigarette tax stamps by making the stickers tiny and fragile. The new stamps, not quite as large as a dime, are printed on specially treated paper which "crumbles" when an effort is made to remove it from a package. Social Consciousness Y.W.C.A.‘s New Fragile Cigarette Tax Stamp Made in Texas to Stop Reuse Both Sir Eric and M. Avenol exâ€" pressed faith in the league as an inâ€" stitution of world peace. The new Secretaryâ€"General also took over the league‘s "White House," the officia! residenc» of the head of the secretariat, an 18th century manâ€" sioa in the suburbs. Sir Eric will probably become Brit ish Ambassador to Italy, Geneva, Switzerlani..â€"In the presâ€" ence of the entire secretariat, Sir Eric Drummond turned over the keys of the League of Nations to Joseph Aveâ€" nol of France, the new Secretaryâ€" General. Sir Eric Drummond Gives Up League Keys "He hbasn‘t changed in five years. and he still bhas his Cumberland acâ€" cent," said Miss Trobe when they met again. 1 When her ship, the Hobson‘s Bay, reached Melbourne, he was waiting on the quay for her and they were married shortly afterwards. Early this year Miss Gladys Trobe, of Newcastleâ€"onâ€"Tyne, received a letâ€" ter telling her to sail. Five years ago J. Thwaites left Cumberland, England, to find out if an Australian farm would make a suitable home for his bride. English Girl Goes to Australia to Marry Boxes were occupied by conference delegates from France, Japan, Poland, Chile, China and Greece, while the rest of the world‘s representatives were seated in the stalls. Am»mng the star performers was Lopokova, wife of Prof. J. Maynard "eynes, the author of "The Economic Consequences of the Peace." Her Majesty wore a gown of Emâ€" erald green, with a tiara of .diamonds, and the Duchess of York a rose pink gown with a spray of roses at the shoulder. The occasion was a ballet given in honor of the world economic conferâ€" ence by the Camargo Society, leading organization in London cultivating the newer school of the ballet. Ballet Given in Honor of World Economic Conferâ€" enceâ€"Opera House Blazes with Jewels London.â€"The most novel adornment seen recently at Covent Garden, when the famous Opera House blazed with jewels, orders and decorations 2s in preâ€"war days, was provided by a young foreigner. On top of ordinary evening dress he wore an opera cloak of pale blue silk. Queen Attends Performance at Covent Garden ONLY 20° A BIG PLUG Plug Tobacco will last _ you 14 longer. 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