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w* CANADA Shin Guards Those shin guards that the baseball catcher wears at the ball park certainâ€" iy should come handy at home if he plays bridgo with his wife.â€"Kingston Whigâ€"Standard Pulpwood Redivius There is a moving of pulpwood, and though the prices may be considered low tae present demand will enable hundreds of pulpwood owners to realâ€" izo and obtain some money to meet prossing obligations. Thomas Conway of Rarrys Bay was in Eganville for a few days during the past week and asâ€" sisted F. Houlihan in shipping cars of wood from Caldwell station. Mr. Conâ€" way informed The Leader he had new contracts for 20,000 cords of pulpwood â€"â€"12,000 of poplar and $,000 of spruce. â€"Eganville Leader. dan Rubbing Hub Caps A wise driver gives the car he meets #s much room as he reasonably can. He does not rub hubâ€"caps with people whoso driving experience he know# nothing about. The authorities govâ€" erning the highways might profitably gather â€" information . about soâ€"called headâ€"on collisions and ascertain how many of them . were sides wiped . ~r mere miscalculations of a few inches on the part of one car or the other. And the length of experience of the different drivers could be recorded. The object would not be to put the blame on green drivers, but, perhaps, to build up a body of statistics winch migzht teach experienced drivers the h fin by by the way "without re other perso under the C traffic post t not in use. podestrian to him unharm Journal. Cab + I uth Babe Ruilh says ..‘ll not be able to play basoball next yearâ€"his legs aren‘t as yours as they used to be. But surcly zo is ontitled to a few farewell te ass. â€"C iaws) Jouin*! Another Pest If statesmen of the world would pass np grasshoppers and the cornborer for a brief period to organize a gigantic conference fo the eradication of anâ€" other pest, the reader who persists in defacing public library books, they would undoubtedy earn the gratitude of their respective followers.â€"Smiths Falls Recordâ€"News. vin r Occasion Propitious A Calgary young couple report seeâ€" ing a rainbow caused by the moon. It is astonishing what glowing and colorâ€" ful visions the 1. uar body can inspire on propitious or *asions. â€" Brantford Expositor. X An t Vancouver in First Place For the Inventor ilifornia man has invent post that can be lowered use. How about lowerin amon inglishwoman has just been 20â€"her cighteenth conviction, wayâ€"for driving a motor car it reasonable consideration for ersons." If that was an offence he Ontario trafic laws, the proâ€" treasury would never need to t of funds.â€"Brockville Recordâ€" H 11 Kidnap Insuran pot Way to Wealth ishwoman . has her eighteenth â€"for driving a ures Just luring th the highest on record for being nearly 2,000,000 xcess of the previous reâ€" 28â€"29, though in that year hipments reached 94,636,â€" the peak recorded. but the a l for injuries sulfered is in the kidnappers Chronicle. : grains totalled only n the last cropeyear »arances from Vanâ€" it 20,000,000 bushels shipped from Montâ€" _ kidnapping. The »d is cabled to Lonâ€" members of Lloyd‘s o know the identity s The â€" maximum ; £20,000 and half caild. Straight kidâ€" are written at the ers of one per cent. ildren cost one and Fhere is also a rate or injuries suffered St ie crop year ended the leading grain inada. Total shipâ€" 97,502,207 bushels, ounted for 91,712,â€" rse grains 5,789,479 i car to pass ov . Thomas Tim future if they are â€"rapid growth of ited States, it is large secret busiâ€" mdon, famous inâ€" o is reputed to be his new business vaires arrange for h M 1 show that vear ended ed when ring the ain for ord for 000,000 The Improvement in Agriculture Farmers in Quebec seem to be a litâ€" tle more optimistic this year. Confiâ€" dence and satisfaction have taken the place of gloomy discouragement and apathy, now that things are looking better. The promise of improvement in agricultural and other industries is certainly good news. If construction picks up, of a man can get a living on the land once again, if a market is found for wheat, unemployment will Edward ViI‘s Chivalry It was at the close of the Gladstone obsequies in the Abbey, and Mrs. Gladâ€" stone was sitting in lonely grief at the head of the naveâ€"a figure of utter deâ€" solation. King Edward walked up to her, and taking her hand, kissed it with consummate grace and thoughtâ€" fulness. She raised it in blessing as she bowed her head, and those of us who saw the episode can never forget it as typical of the innate courtliness and kindliness of a truly great man.â€" J. P. Collins, in G. K.‘s Weekly, Lonâ€" very soon fall a vietim to the economic recovery.â€"Le Progres de Hull. THE EMPIRE World Conference and the Empire Britain has already set an example of initiative and energy; there are great possibilities, in the Empire as & whole, of cconomic recovery and deâ€" velopment. To go ahead with a pracâ€" tical program is imperative; it would have been a duty, whatever the sucâ€" cess of the Conference; it is a duty, whatever may or may not be done early or late, to give effect to that hops that called the conference. As things are, with no certainty of expecâ€" tation that anything worth while will result from it, the call is all the more clear for realizing the possibilities within the Empire, perhaps with the coâ€"operation of some other countries, â€"Auckland Weekly News. The Japanese have still one great lesson to learnâ€"the lesson that in the long run quality always tells; and failure to appreciate this point may yet prove their undoing. Their goods, thoush cheap, are almost invariably "nasty." Not only are they‘inferior in quality to similar goods of Western manufacture, but they are often turned out on a plan that must be described as one of deliberate sharp practice. Instances of thisâ€"especially in regard to misleading tradeâ€"marksâ€"have been freely quoted in the daily Press during the past week; and South Africa will not easily forget the food ot "daummy" lead pencils (containing balf an inch of lead at each end) dumped into this country from Japan soon after the war. Many similar instances could be mentioned, and the Sunday Times was not exaggerating a fortnight ago when it referred to "heelless socks, crutchâ€" less pyjamas, backboneless ties, furâ€" less hats, leatherless shoes, and silkâ€" less â€" silk goods"â€"all from Japanâ€" Johannesburg Sunday Times, The Changing World The world changes; and the minoriâ€" ties of yesterday are the majorities of toâ€"day, A few years ago the Eastâ€" bourne woman who called a beachâ€"pyâ€" jamaâ€"clad girl a "brazen huzzy" would have been applauded as the uphoider of the decencies and the conventions. Now she is fined ten shillings for "disâ€" orderly conduct." Beach pyjamas are the convention of toâ€"day, and their deâ€" riders are the eccentrics.â€"London Evening News. Quality and Price The craze for cheaper and still cheaper goods is being carried to exâ€" cessive lengths, and threatens to disâ€" place goods of sound merit, which ought not to be displaced and would not be displaced if consumers had more sense and a better grip of real values.â€"Cape Argus. At a time of unparalledel difficulty Great Britain has recovered first place among the exporting nations of the world. _ Uneomployment is decreasing and though conditions are still very far from normal they are probably betâ€" ter than in an other highly industrialâ€" ized country. Britain‘s manufacturers during the difficult postâ€"war period have individually or in association thoroughly overhauled their production and modernized their selling methods, â€"British Guiana Commercial Review. ly woman at the same table seized the portion of the roll the suicide left and ate it. She too collapsed and died on the way to the hospital. An investigaâ€" tion showed she was comparatively rich with nearly $60,000 in warious banks. The man died in a baitle against poverty, the woman in a greedy effort to save a nickle to add to her store.â€"Boston Post, THE UNITED STATES Life is Queer One of life‘s most ironic tragedies the other night in New York received but scant news attention. A man, worn out with the struggle agalg_gt poverty, spent his last nickle in tha Automat restaurant for a roll. He sprinkled a deadly poison on the roll, ate part of it, then staggered to the washroom and dropped dead. A miserâ€" Britain‘s Recovery The Yellow Peril Pour Mash Int> Crezsk Arcimails Get Druck A barnyard spree took place recentâ€" ly on the farm of Herbert Hewer, Aberfoyle, Ont., when four lange vats of seized mash were dumped into a nearby creek. Pigs staggered, cows cavorted and ducks squawked hilariâ€" ously. The animals had lived a resâ€" pectable rural existence prior to the arrival of Sergeant Frank Samson, R.C.M.P., and Constables Barr, Bailey and Warner. The mounties later emerged from the barn carrying sevâ€" eral cans of pure overproof alcohol. A still capable of producing 100 galâ€" lons a day was found in a secret comâ€" partment under the hay mow. Part of the cow barn had also been parâ€" titioned of as a vast underground mash manufacturing plant. Four vats were bubbling over with sugar mash when the mounties arrived. The mounâ€" ties had no thought of consequences when they allowed the spoils to flow into the creek. The answer came when a herd of cows wallowed in for a drink. Then one cow threw back her head and bellowed hilariously, A secâ€" ond jumped a fence. Then the pigs staggered away from the bank and flopped into mud. The officers also watched sparkling ducks attempt to walk. A high percentage of unintentional traffic law violations are penalized inâ€" evitably under the present system. Police in St. John, N.B., however, seem to have evolved an excellent plan of separating the sheep from the goats. ‘ a courtesy â€" windshield _ sticker %as been issued, signed by the police conâ€" stableis a printed slip reading someâ€" thing like this: "You have unintenâ€" tionally violated the traffic laws of this city by parking longer thai alâ€" lowed by law. Wo know this will not occur again. Thank you." St. John Lonient With Traffhic Offenders For< strangers and others who vioâ€" late minor traffic laws the first time, Mro. Join .uroid Malcoim whose retent wedding was an interâ€" esting event in Brockville, Ontaxib. The bride was Caroline Elizaâ€" beth Graham of Toronto, On"{ario%lnddaughter of Rt. Hon, George P. Graham and Mrs. Graham of Brockwille/~and the groom is the son of Mr. and Mrs. James Douglas Malcolm of St. George, Ontario. i1~ rear ends of three bungalows were clipped by a crashing army aeroplane at Long Beach, Loig Isliand the other day, when the aeroplane was forced to land, being short of fuel, There was a heavyy fog so the pilot bailed out in a parachute. snn c200,oourn en teeret comnanionacatia avn on in e nevedenpiee... ce t t VN I ARIU An Interesting Wedding <10 ARKUCMHIVES TORONTO Deserted Plane Crashes into Three Homes British Farmers Favor Dairy Pool London.â€"British farmers have voted overwhelmingly in favor of a National Dairy Pool. The result of the pool of registered dealers taken recently has been announced and showed 96.4%2 per cent. in favor of the schome and 3.58 per cent. opposed. _ A twoâ€"third maâ€" jority was necessary for the adoption of the plan. Poll of Dealers Show 96.42 Per Cent Endorse Naâ€" tional Scheme With its national and regional pools the scheme will be one of the biggest undertakings in the United Kingdom. Farmers will sell their milk through the pools which will divide profits among participants according to the amount of milk that each delivers. When registration opened at the end of August the farmers were so apathâ€" etic that fears of failure were enterâ€" tained. Personal canvassing and urâ€" gent appeals by Major Walter Elliott, Minister of Agriculture, finally resulted in a last minute rush of producers to register, The National Board, which will be in charge, will not only be responsible for marketing and supply contracts, but bave the task of utilizisg surplus milk for cheeseâ€"making and the manufacâ€" ture of dry milk on a large scale. The board assumes control October 1, for a trial period until the New Year, when the scheme itself becomes operative, War Debt Discussions . Begin October 5th London.â€"Angloâ€"American debt conâ€" versations are expected in London ofâ€" ficial quarters to begin in Washington Oct. 5, it has been learned. The scheme applies to England and Wales. f The first interviews will be between Sir Frederick Leithâ€"Ross,<of the Britâ€" ish Treasury, and representatives of the United States Treasury. Manufacturing Operations _‘ Mauretania Starts> Continue to Expand The exparsion in manulactaring operations throughout Canada is conâ€" tinuing, many additional branckes of industry showing improvemient. The heavy industrics, which are usqaily among the last to share in a gonecral upturn, have become more active. The Dominion Steel Corporation has suffiâ€" cient orders for steel ra‘‘s on hand now to keep the plants busy for the remaindor of the year. The number employed has already been Coubled. Textile plants conrtinue to operate at or near capacity with orders that will keep the mills busy for some time. Leather manufacturers and boot and shoe factories likewise are woll emâ€" ployed. Newsprint production in June showed a considerable increase over the same month a year ago. Miscelâ€" lancous plants report more varied conâ€" Schoolgirl of Fifteen Is Swimming Champion ditions but most of the country‘s manufacturing industries are operatâ€" ing on a better basis than for many months. There is a schoolgirl in Blackpool, -E?‘g._ who likes to get a thrill out of lifo"by winning swimming trophies, She is Peggy Smith, aged 15, and she won her first race in 1930, Now sho holds. 11 silver trophies, nine gold medals, nine silver medals, and one bronze medal. Having won her school trophy for allâ€"round swimming and a cup for diving, a Girl Guide champmionghip cup, and several junior trophies, she competed in senior events, just to see what happened, Os a result she added the Fenton Perpetual Trophy .Sea Swimming Ladies‘ Championsh‘p) and the South Shore Swimming Club Ladies‘ Chalâ€" lenge Trophyâ€"two â€" silver cupsâ€"to her collection. All this summer she has spent her time between school and swimming. 2 U.S. Airline Patrons Killed in 1st Half of ‘33 Washington.â€"Only two passenger fatalities occurred during the first half of 1933 on Americanâ€"operated air passenger lines, according to an anâ€" nouncement by Ewing Y. Mitchell, assistant secretary of commerce for aviation. There were fortyâ€"cight accidents, five of which resulted in fatalities, but only one involved the death of passengers. Fifteen other persons, most of whom were connected with operalion of the planes, met death through crackâ€"ups. Paris.â€"Estrangement of the deâ€" posed King of Spain and his son, Prince Alfonso de Bourbon, over the latter‘s love match is said ‘to, have ended. They met secretly in a Paris hote! and both appeared deeply moved upon leaving, although® they mainâ€" tained the strictest reserve as to what occurred during the interview, Mitchell‘s report said that weathor was the largest single cause for acciâ€" dents being responsible for twentyâ€" seven per cent. of the total mishaps. Power plant failures, personnel errors, airplane failures, and airports and terrain were other major causes, Apples From N.B. Former King Alfonso Saint John, N.B. â€" Export of New Brunswick apples to _ Alexandria, Egypt, and the east coast of Africa will shortly be made for the first time on record, when the New Brunswick Government will sponsor shipment of 100 boxes on a ship leaving Saint John, it has been announced., Reâ€"United© Withâ€" Son Going to Egypt 1 1 | Ocean Greyhound Makes 32 Knots in Cruising Testâ€" Atte"pt to Regain Supremacy London, Eng.â€"The Mauretania, Britâ€" | ain‘s grand old lady of the seas, which lhv!d the Atlantic record for nearly &A iquarter of a century, is being "trainâ€" !ed" in secret to win it back, The Mauretania‘s record was fou! days, 21 hours, 44 minutes, The newly built German liner Bre men took it from her with four days 15 hours, 50 minutes. Then a few weeks ago, the Italiar Mauretania Starts> Ocean Liner T:aining for Record! Permanil_lf Boarder _ S C > .e T ul ts ul Then a few weeks Rex did the crossing hours, 58 minutes, an knots. They are being persisted in so that the Cunard directors may be certain that the Mauretania can still compete on level terms with the Atlantic greyâ€" hounds. She will be thoroughly tested for another speed attempt when she reâ€" turns from New York to Southamp ton at the end of her cruising seaâ€" son on September 27. If her performance then comes up to expectation she will be at once commissioned for the Atlantic seryâ€" ice. Normally she would be drydockâ€" ed for her winter overhaul. Her 3,000,000 Miles. The Mauretania is 26 years old, and has travelled more than three milâ€" lion miles, She was construcied on the Tyne. lion miles. She was constructed on| "I iwould rather teach a woman the Tyne. than a mzan any day in the ve:.,". No other liner has held the Atlanâ€"; said Captain Mayer, tic record for so long. _ She is stnt!l â€" "If a man is having trouble with a Britain‘s fastest Atlantic liner. ,’l lesson he won‘t tell you. He doesn‘t And every British seaman is proud ask questions, just keeps on making of her. The glamor surrounding ller: mistakes. Now with a woman, W*lia achievements brings her admirers the‘ll ask you enough questions wherever she goes. |drive you crazy, it is possible to learn Harry Acton, famous shipping reâ€"| where she‘s missing out and give her porter of the New York American.lsome help." He replied, "The Mauretania, all by her grand and stately selft" Chicago.â€"Financial adversity, Mrs. Mary Berkley Finke of New York doâ€" clares, has made woman the business head of the average family. Harry Acton, famous shipping reâ€" porter of the New York American, knows all the great liners of the Atâ€" lantic. Recently he the greatest « performance, ; atmosphere*?" Mrs. Finke, manager of the woâ€" man‘s department of the Morris Plan Bank in New York, was here as a delegate to the 11th annual convention of the Association of Bank Women. Wife Business Head * Of Average Family "It can be said that the depression has made the woman financial head of the house, especially in the small homeâ€"owning family and in the small and even medium _ sized â€" salary group$," she said. , "Financial mattersâ€"such as mortâ€" gages and taxes on the family home â€"that we have been accustomed to believe were handled by men alone, are being lookd after in increasing numbers by women." Hence, she said, the modern woman to make a success of her newly acâ€" quired home duties, should take up the study of money matters. Windsor Policeman 4 Gets His Pole Cat Windsor.â€"Four revolver shots, reâ€" sounding through downtown Windsor recently, brought police to the spot from all directions. "Did you set them?" queried patrol officers, as Monticello, Wis,. â€" Mrs. K. <K, Theiler is 25, and has been married five years, but on a dare she donned a child‘s dress and went to the World‘s Fair in Chicago. She got in on a fiveâ€"cent ticket for "children unâ€" der 12," and visited concessions at children‘s rates. Not a question was asked. h Ladies Big Figures The annual beauty bill in States is $750,000,000, so it lo though the ladies, whether the it Of nOL Are runnine int« z42 we" NMCCICY CCCE pPaLTOL OmMCCrs, as a fellow constable emerged from an alley, sheathing a revolver. "Sure I got him. Can‘t you tell by _ the smell?" was the laconic reply, Yes, it was a pole cat,. it or not, are running into â€"â€"Strattord Beaconâ€"Herald. There were 2,734 factories in operaâ€" tj&fi_n_(% in 1932, comprising 1,219 creafhcries, l,lll_cl%f â€" ies, 317 combined buttef '% factories, and 26 concentratad wi "T O TCeS, and 20 concentrated mi plants. The total number shows & increase of 32 compared with 1931, Wife Passes for Child On the Increase e was asked, "which is of them all for speed, appearance, luxury and uty bill in United 100, so it looks as whether they desire ago, the Italian in four days, 13 average of 29.92 big Agures was four | New York. â€"Mme. Vischer d‘Assonle ville, a middleâ€"aged widow from Paria, | who sailed recently on the French liner Hle de France, has felt the cal | of the sea. She has felt it so strongly ‘she disclosed before her departure that she is making arrangements to be come a permanent resideat on some ’ big transâ€"Atantic liner. | Mme. d‘Assonleville never had been ‘to sea until last July, when she made a Viking cruise on the French liner Degrasse. When the ship returned to Havre at the end of the cruise stewâ€" | ards were shocked at Madame‘s apparâ€" ent slowness when several hours after ‘ the ship docked they found her sitting ‘quietly in her stateroom without a | thing packed. She informed them that | she liked ocean life and intended to i stay aboard no matter where the ship | went. She Has Heard the Sizren Call of the Sea â€" and is , Enchanted By I* She bought a ticket and sailed on the Degrasse. When 4aformed that the next French line ship would not sail for ten days she came ashore and took a trip to Niagara Falls. It was said that having heard tUsit prices were high in America she drew $2,500 from her account so as to be sure and have enough to last the ten days. Before sailing on the Te de Prance she instructed Henry Villars, purser on the liner, to find ovut if it would be posâ€" sible to keep right on travelling on the ships. She felt that it would be as reasonable as maintaining a home and servants on land and certainly much nicer. The purser promised to make the arrangements and indications were that Mme, d‘Assonleville would become the ocean‘s first permanent boarder, Women Best Pupils New York.â€"Captain Walter C. Mayer, once a marine covps officer, teaches pistol shooting to men and women, but he says his feminine puâ€" ipls are the best. Although bankers are most numerâ€" ous in the pistol practice at Mayer‘s range, society women meet once # week for lessons." Birmingham Jobless Birmingham, Eng.â€"Following a d~â€" cision of the Baths Committee of Birâ€" mingham City Council to admit unemâ€" ployed men and women who are memâ€" bers of the occupation centres to the openâ€"air swimming baths, free of charge, during the present summer, swimming clubs have been formed in connection with several of the city‘s 21 centres. A number of them als> have cricket teams to which free use Oof pitches has been granted. & Several Birmingham centres are planning comprehensive schemes of educational work for next winter. They include physical training for the younger men and women, radio discussion circles, dramatic circles, and classes in rench, German and English. In some of the centres unemployed tailors have undertaken to repair and renovate the clothing of their fellowâ€" members, and in others free hairâ€"cats are being given by unemployed hairâ€" dressers. The claim has been made that the first automobile to enter Canada was operated by Sam Cochrane, who some time between 1895 and 1898 "introâ€" duced it to interested onlookers on Stephen Avenue (now Eighth) in Calâ€" gary, Alberta, steering the cumberâ€" some and noisy vehicle among frightâ€" ened horses and dodging citizens un til something went wrong and he lab ored for hours to get it started again." The account goes on to say that many ;)‘( the older citizons refused to be eve"their eyes d their ears and f&a ‘% in ‘(;ig*.t, Which, it you rememb the 1895 models, seems probable. _ Another early Calgzgary honela carriage, date and model not menfioned, was owned and driven by a rising young lawyer named R B. Bennett. The Cochrane car stil runs, is owned by Charles Jackson, and regularly takes part in the Calâ€" gary stampede parade, i Pioneer Car Frightened Early Calgary Citizens _ Comments the Brockville Recorder: Beyond the actual business disrict ?f tl!e community, traffic in this town 18 ‘l'ff"fi !hglly without regulation Drivers ignore the stop signs, ignore flfi speed restrictions, do very much as they P and get away with it. wome of these days sections $ JB~ W‘fl:l t:I'hich are out of all patience wi is daily performance, so pr° J“dlflll; public safety, will rise on their hind legs and demand that tho»* ".ho are supposed to administer the civic code relating to traffic shall &9 something to justify their existence‘" Unregulated Traffic Admitted Free to Pools In Pistol Shooting x# Y And she never objected w moved a $250 diamond ring But when the same arme »paked for m kiss, whe s\ Chicago.â€"It was all rig pobber took Miss Gladys purse at the point of a pist Quite ofter blamed when sonâ€"inâ€"la w. Jasper â€" "Tc mlong with his w Casperâ€"*"Why dad owns a mill Trampâ€" for a meal. Rich Dy $5,000 for 3 troubles when the Mer 8 going to your fatl little brc returt my & 3531 keepi pats and back were co own ex}j Rob« Drx with Jud doesr Obnor covering Intoxica â€"he sw time." @very bind â€" The Why D Two foreign gomestics, we ployers. . "Th ane, "but ber "MHe is?" "Yeah. _ Bu Every time h« in bis bhandke Ren things §t will **Mun ® lot of you told i anything." $ eprinklc remanrk Manâ€" fainted pootc Manâ€" and the didn‘t s mitten friend: prospe BOTPOW Mer H te 1 in« And Mar *You musi Willie, aged widow who mother. lowe‘en halos wi Jessâ€"un! ible love satiefyin than wl earth. 1‘d 1 W on "Stror It may P & an But t Draws the Line When Demands Kiss Thai vil on n M n d ¢ n d M n #1