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not rerut ncu. mu! Emilio}! Lands H aininity ltasa m W'P Ald. Har. Aid. In eye 'er In Mag no! " Tor 3m new." Hal to Ill " om the you " I” ',00t ad T on tho tl " " itt 1 r. be . V "Cisiligtttiott I: not 3 "tun! pro. duct. but the result of innumerable and lacuna: do": ot him. vollé directed by human tntetii-."- Aldous Hayley. T Egon": and mumps as much alike. new: that the swelling new: in dif- hrent places. “Cities to Got 3 Brent." an a nuptper headline. It's a well-known fut tint 1 good may of then no " most or totally broke. Second 'tiegtd--'mnt would worry You'll never infringe on " patent." It. a good thing Romeo lived when to did, also " would hare to learn the saxophone and how to croon. . Some time later, the tutterggttttt ten th tug at his trousers. and found the ”no. looking up expectant}, - tut. other and larger frog In " mouth. "trgt Friend--"' wont!" who invent- od work, nnywayt" . The following iish story is going the rounds: A man vows that not long no, while on . Batting expedition, " spied a snake which ind just caught a frog. Desiring the frog tor bait, ho mod unsuccessfully by prodding and other means to In“. the Inn. re lonso its prey. Finally " pulled out a last 3nd poured n mil. liquor in the snake's mouth. The Innis dropped the frog and slithered away. Old Raxson Tuners from Brushvmo an: “Then are two kind: ot people, good and bad. The dustbin; In usual- ly done by tho good." larry - "Ho Inn has. He even uncen- overy “no " you“ I gnu widow." "rrr--"So your man his a very bad cut ot In, lever?" Seotehantut-'tm so]! than clan three for a gutter, don't you?" Grocer-is." Seotetmnn-"Welt, here's a nickel. I'll take the other one." A man stepped up to o qroeer'o cigar counter and bought two ten-cent an“. A tKotettrnart who was wait. lng to be unwed pushed forward. His wife sat down on the top or the bunker. opened n novel, Ind traid, quite "only. “You no, darling, I new per- feetlr well you could do alt your play- lng In one pine. it you wanted to. One day she accompanied him to the links And followed him round. grumbling all the War. At int he landed in a bunker, and went lone tine Atnutttsri" than! in the and. Nlce Quiet Game Mrs. Robinson could never take her hueband’e golt seriously. She wu one of those people to whom m games are a mystery. "Na, at." he replica. “The lass for no in the lu- who III“ for the night rates." "Well, it I were you." new the tele- graph operator who delivered the nelson. "I'd think twice before 1 untried e girl who kept no waiting lo long for en newer." A canny Scot telexraphod a prc. pose! ot merrily; to his sweetheart but in the country. After waiting All day a the teiexnph oilce for his re- ply. he received an “may. never late " 1“th Handsome Young Man Ion to, but the boss In l one. ot e fashionable dog kennel and tripped up to the lemon. you; men " the desk: Sweet You" Thing (coolnx) - "I want a pet." A tarmer was and the other day how be found the "on" ont " In place. Ho PNied, "Oh, 1 his! look“ outside the house 1nd tiiriit "Hallo, old bor.'" and Jones. " hulvoly. N hear your" going to so! landed Congratnhuonl." “You’ve made I mistake." replied Jones. "t In ttot mun named." "Not Ah. “on all]! " Nesuhtror-"t'i, I”! " you hear I nusplcloul noise at night. you've only got to 7“. Im- and}. bath." Mart-rs that now Joan my good?" Friend-Near, old chap. you'd but cut loan from that Jones qirt. Sh. hu 1 ferocious team sad so has her mother." Irietim--'trres. But that’s Hull why t can.“ cut loo“ mm not." The Sweet Yum; Thin; ant-rod the 'rell, heartier connituln: In; Man "adU)--"t'd boss ia very strict." watch dog of was." Why " it that inmbago, backache, rheumatism and indigestion aii yield " swiftly to Kmachen Salts? What in the secret of Kmachen’a etteetire he“ unmet the whole army of com- non complaints! l, I suffered from lumbago in my back, ‘and tor weeks could scarcely more in bed, I had treatmen., but it did not ease the pain very much. A friend said, 'Why man! Why not take Krug. chen Salts? Take them every morn- ing, and you'll ttmt you will get relief from that awful pain in your baek.' Bo I have taken them every morning. 2t is the second bottle I have had, on l on: in in condition for my work "sin-tttttus" to the Knuchen. I will lately tell my friends obout Kruschen Sam. I will - be without them in my house."-C. B. Acting on his principle ot “when you know a good thing tell your friends" :bout it," a man who has had very bad lumbnso writes as tollowr.- Thanks Kruschen for Return to Fitness Now that they' hare to pass very um State examinations as well as hospital examinations. they are para- doxically regarded as interiors. They we treated as a cross between school. girls and domestic servants. A Comparison Compare the status of the English nurse with that ot the Canadian nurse. PINNED Til BED BY LUMBAGU In those days they did not have to tax their mental ability. There were no examinations of any kind to be passed. They were honored by all mankind " tseltnsacrit1cing nnd uplan- did women who were serving God and relieving the suotterit1g ot their fellow- creatures. The reason is not tar to seek. Nurs. ing is n hang-over trom the old con. vent days when the extra daughters of Englond's aristocrat families, who knew they had no chance of making I soluble marriage, sought seclusion and took up good works. It would be interesting to know whether English nurses regard virtue in its own reward, and, it they realized that this we: exactly all they would get out ot years or arduous training, how many girls would take up nursing u n career, writes Charles Graves in the London. Daily Express. Nursing is, relatively speaking, the worst paid profession in Great Britain. After Years of Training the English Nurse Receives Small Wages and Stand- ing Professionally Almost Nil Worst Paid Job In Great Britain genuine Prp.Lriiyi"iiurk'i'i'a2 Delia. See that the name “PRIE- LIPS'" is on thclabel. mo IN 7““! Iowa @122 " you have Acid Stomach. don't worry about it. Follow the simple direction; Pti'itie 'ttit Bus sma.ll dangeo I ips' r I o agnesna acts af once to neutralize the acids that cause headache. stomach pans and other distress. Try it. You'" feet like a new person. 2utrtt careful you get REAL _ l - . '---.-..-..........,' Kb my mm is the ”LYLE?! Jrt.e. .t..ersttoettyt 12iitjiiiriVhiiiiF"'i Mm: of Scarcely Moved for Weeks ncsla when rou bu . Lugs IU of M; t "W MAD. “MBA The secret is an open one. It in re vealed in the analysis on the bottle- tor physicians and everyone else to see. Six vital mineral salts. That is the secret. The identical six salt: that Nature ordain: for your bodily ml- being. Each at these nix um has an action of it: own. Where one cannot penetrate another can - and does. Stomach. liver, kidney: and digestive tract are all Itemtittted and toned up to a toynotch condition ot anciency. Kmechen Salt- ia obtainable " all Drug stores " Me. and Tse.. per bottle. is and most things bad, tuartiiG"to"iiii whim of time and place."-tJlarenee Darrow. rU.S. Navy Seeking Funds to Replace Dirigibles Lon Angeles, Calif. -- The United States navy will seek funds lmmedl- ately to construct two giant dirlglbles, larger than the Macon, now based " Sunnyvale, Cal., according to Rear. Admiral Ernst J. King. Admiral King, who Is on a survey ot tieet aviation. sold the dirlgibles would replace the Akron and the decommissioned Los Angeles. The resolution proposed a servlce opening in the tall when the steam. er Hochelnga concludes its run across the Northumberland Strait be- tween Charlottetown and Pictou. and concluding in the spring. A similar service is at present in operation be- tween Charlottetown and Moneton, lseek Air Service I Between N.S., P.E.l. New Glasgow, Ni-The Federal Government was asked in a resclation adopted by the Board ot Trade to establish an aerial mail and passen- ger service between Chariuzetowu‘ and New Glesgow. ( There is a handful of nurses who are attached to famous obstetrical sur- geons. and these can get as much as $60 a week, and midwifery nurse: can be compared relatively in their pro. fession to the highest paid music-hail artist: in the theatrical world. 1 Little Freddie thinks that an idiom a person with very low intelligence. The public normally pays its private nurses from 815 to $25 a. week, ot which the nurses get, a,, I say, only a share. "Custom has mad? most things good It she takes up private nursing she will have to belong to a nurses' "Co. operation," where she can board and lodge in no great comfort, but at least have the satisfaction ot knowing that her "Co" 'wilLsend her out on Jobs and take a very high percentage of her pay. A slate! after eleven or twelve years’ training, holding her C.M.B. certitieate, lever certificate, and her State eerutleate, will start at $350 a. year, and work up to $450 or $475 a year. After the general training. a good nurse will take her Central Midwifery Board examination. which takes up mother year ot her life. and mean- time, ot course, it is better it she has had her training in u (ever hospital. This lasts two or three years. So altogether her trailing will come to about eleven years ot concentrated work. Her hours are from seven o'clock in the morning to eight o'eloek " night. with two and a half or three hours " duty. 1): ring this otrduty time she has to attend lectures and do all her studying. She should first of all have three years' taming In a. children', hospitel. This she takes before the . use of twenty-one. At twentyone she goes into a general hospital, where she takes three to tive years' training. with a payment ot $80 to 890 a year. and working up towards $150 a year. , On the other side ot the Auntie nursing is regarded " one ot the but professions a womsn can tat: up. Long Training In England the heads ot the nursing profession are always complaining ot the tteltishtte" ot the modern women, because she does not take up nursing simply for its own sake. [ It the does, to what can she look forward? When the hats tttttshed her training. which is more like 1 college course. the Canadian girl goes out into the world " s. private nurse who com- mends tt good weeklv was. whose social sistus is on a par with n doe. tor., and whose longest working day is eight hours. i Small Wages Eleven Year: T Last year this ceremony was held in the Plaza Theatre, on Middle Abbey Street, Just " O’Connell Street--- the principal thoroughfgre of the city. With my party, t Mid lihe wonderful privilege of seeing this formality, as our guide in Ireland was A special friend of a young lady who held an important position wlth the Hospital Trust. inside the theatre, where the seen but been removed, there we. an air of bustling activity. The entire Boor was given over to the work ot shinning the eotnttttrfoi1ts and " unconny siletter Wht being observed by all the pet-ti- eiuntt. The whole aitditoriutn "It tantaittieal1t decorated, representing‘ the underground palace ot Marianna, the Bea God---the setting being tnken i As most of you have read recently about the prizes awarded to the hold. era ot lucky tickets, I thought that you might be interested in the cere- mony that accompanies the mixing ot these tickets. For months before the race, tickets and money come pouring into the oftice ot the Hos- pital Trust, Ltd., Earistort Terrace, Dublin. These receipts are kept in strong boxes untll a week before the race is to be, run; the ticketsrare then conveyed, under a strong guard” in a procession through Dublin) streets to the place at mixing. l .The Irish Hospital Sweepstakes is but another evidence of the sporting attitude of the Irish people. Since their estrangement from England and the consequent cutting ott of trade and charitable contributions, the scheme ot raising money tor their hospitals, by means of sweepstakes on horse-racing. was suggested and adopted. These sweepstakes are held in connection with about tour, rares annually and the number of tickets sold, as well " the money raised. is enormous. fabulous prises creating the lure and the tremendous interest, shown in the event, through-l out the world. . ' The lrieh Free State has its own coinage-0t the same deuotnfnatyrtrr, and shape as that of Great Britain .hut here the resemblance ends, This {money is quite characteristic. as is sthe method ot tinatteing their hastil- itals. All the coins, whether copper ,0: nickel. have the same design on Ethe obverse Mde---where the head of {the king appears on our coins, their coins have. as their chiet motif. 3 harp, surrounded by the name ot the country in Gaelic "t"saorstat Eireann" and the year at issue. On the re- verse aide. however, the design dif- fers with the denomination of the coin. tor instance. on the hulfpcuny there is a pig, on the penny a game cock, on the threepence at hare, on the sixoence a hound, on the shilling a. bull and on the tiorin a salmon. Do you know ot any other coinage that is so typical ot the people's devotion to husbandry and sport? i Ireland, or at Yeast that portion ott it that is the man Free State, has' its capital in Dublin. To others.' who do not know them, the Irisld are a peculiar people; sentiment en- ters very largely into everythingi they do and they are passessed ot long memories, sometimes pertain. ing to matters which it would be wiser for them to forget. That they have had legitimate grievances in the past. no one could gains-3y; that these grievances should be per- petuated. is another matter. humid Tobacco Company 0! Canada, by!“ ------_u_" The ceremony started-around the tracks. on little trucks. the " deed boxes containing the countertoils were slowly rotated and, on the out. side, there were beautiful girls dress- ed as spearmen, with costumes ot red and gold-thee were called the "war- riors". The duty of the warriors was to walk around the tracks. guard- ‘ing the boxes and other girls on the inside ot the ovals. who were dress- ed in quaint habits at red and green," like the pixie; of the fairy world, These pixies had the task of con-‘ veying small containers, which ie) filled with countertoils from thel boxes, to the mixing machine The containers were, in turn. taken try four nurses, in charge ot etch ml- ehine; who were dressed as princesses in long white flowing robes. relieved with a touch ot blue: they also wore sold clrclets on their heads. It was the duty ot these "princesses" to dump the counterfolls into the elec- “manhunabuomib Take Lydia E. Phshumu a4'rtiS2t?ia.ril1F.','tii4t.itiii.'g yum-loo 1t"tAw,tm2't a. - - - - ”and tum-II. a.'l'/lr.tif=A,."l'L"fS'lN'%'f m” Who-m“- 'llrtl'ltrr.'PA"dUITdW= IIEll’ WI FIRED WIVES trom the Irish legends ot the Chil- dren ot Dana. On tho floor were two oval tracks-about the gauge of the tracks on which the miniature railway med to run at Toronto Ex. hibition. In the centres ot these oval enclosures Mood a specially de. ‘signed mixing machine. Midway between and at one end ot these two ovals, on a raised platform, like a reieree's stand at a tennis tourna- ment, sat Captain Freeman (an Englishman. strange to _say) who designed the machines and who was in charge ot the operations. At the end of the tioor and behind Captain Freeman, the reserve actors, in this little drama, waited their turn to take their places when the working shift finished--- it was a cofortul picture. I Capt. P. H. Reid, the well-known traveller, who has been contribut- ing the series ot articles to this paper. under the heading ot "Travel Impressions,' has what is, perhaps, the uncut collection a: European View; in the country. Pictures taken with his own camera, beauti- fully coloured, showing Some of the out-oi-the way places, " well u the localities about which you have read and heard. Portugal, Spain. France. ltaly. Switzerland. Austria. Jugosiavla. Hungary. Caeehoslo. vakia, Germany, Holland, Belgium and British isles are Included in this unique collection. For particulars regmding this, communicate with Captain Reid " Room 42], 73 Adelaide Street West, tomato. 1 Are you looking tot something dilerent in the way ot entertain- ment tor your church, society. club or institute? t - Vascuble Compound l The question as to the ethics ot l such a method of raising money does 1not come into the scope of this arti. ole. A very small percentage of the nearly £3,000,000 collected reaches the hospta‘s. the greater part of it goes into the huge prizes. It is illegal to purchase or possess these tickets in Great Britain. Canada and United States, nevertheless, hundreds ot thousands are secured in some manner and there is always prizes, that so to holders ot tickets in these countries and the stories of the tor. tunnte ones proves (actuating. even to those who are not otherwise in- terested. yiiiii?r5i','i'e1t Fi,ilr,eie'v'il'il',lt'i '- no. in.“ . Mon-lib. h - "tlei'itittS, I... _lti'is'i',,te'ltFth"i'rhiliie wonderfully km. Thu Khan. Winearnis enrich” your blood, locum you: nerve' and aute- Iutin; ro- uervu of strength and energy. Over 20,000 medical men have proved in pumice the value of Wincurni. in - o.t.lyytpy Perm. won-ni- mania. detiititr" ind ie,',ieviil,iju?ii,ii: union. Jiet Winn-oi! rom your drun- m.” 'ltl rm"; two pounds ol ti - it" -- v7.7..- _..... iiii%7t"ii; atttt,i,2fd it2tt'i'M.tttftit2i T 't W out “do. r',"'ki'lrpgrJ'dttLtT,tghuaettp. Doyou findit hard lupin deep " nightPDo youfeelpoorlyreuedintho morning. "wimpy" all day, and "rar god" by evening) Then take When-nit. Here'n n delio [out wine, not a drug. that soothe- nervel at nothing else can; that help. you quickly to Ike and Bood. your whole being with vista“ my energy. Winonrnla bring: you all the vain-bl. elements of t,ttT,,thd, with the highest an a and guaranteed malt extract. Almost " soon In fdl We Phi-w Wine-25'. . :90 ed leim'oo ”orphan”... "eii'l"r)'GiyzJ,?41lll,W,'t'l ova-lum- At intervals, the tottutertors were removed from the machine and put aside tor we drnwing which took place each day. It tool: three days to shutBe these millions ot counter. foils and, on the third dar, In of- tleia1 statement, auditors' report and declaration of the prize fund made known and published throughout the world. . OFF COLOUR? " It YOUR UVER? Wake up your Uter, Bile weary driven machines thick springing Into action ovith a territie din. whtzzed the countertolls round ttttd round like autumn tettves--or. looking through the glass sides of the mixer. they appeared to be huge ttakes, ot snow. Next week we shall 33 together on ARE YOU IRWBlEll 1hllTll NERVES? steoH'7cit- E MU LSION RICH m VITAMlNg Coughs that rack the whole ' yttent-- time's a iob hr.. COLDS THAT HANG ON -w.ch&ic Calomd " Yes! The price of Turret Fine cu has been reduced so that 'm' really save money by pur- dining this JUer dam touceo and buying yo“: own papers! tn every pHhage of ' -_-- -__I., . ONTARIO their iN. In. mi mar}; Urdo, B.C., {and on at - herd with u Inn in he: odds. 'T rubbed it wk; Ml Uni-at"; I)» an. "and it soon at 1'tt'l ',i,'rgl'; is beet familial, good tn stable or h but. 'tdit and “III: of his”. u. Con aren't machines. They can get lick or hurt. But Minard'n Einémgt me!- iter tf can tor DOCTORING YOUR DAIRY HERD . Sometlmea Momach um makes .‘uur stomach feel like a like or tire, Iron (an 0109 this quickly um: Bet hum-Mint. “he! tram burning min. wur acid stomach and Indication with a spoon- m of Blunt-ted Munosi- in half s an” or wner. 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