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k et »t i1d ost ore ebate lriven their en <OM a i Un H at is of AY m $ nce they return from their brief stay in earth, Again to light the world, and warm the beart O‘ much diviner mold than fower or tree Stop, Look and Listen! "Marriage," said the philosopher, "is like a railroad sign. When you see a pretty girl you stop; then you look, and after you‘re married, you listen." Have we not in %‘)ory too a part? â€"From "The Golden Goal," by Dorothy Sproule, Iounginf robes are usually given to men who bave no time to lounge. He (as car comes to halt)â€""I‘ve ost my bearings." Sheâ€""Well, at least you are origâ€" nal. Most fellows run out of gas!‘ His Sweetieâ€""I don‘t see how those ‘ellows make a living." Visitorâ€"*"1 should think, by the look t things, that nothing ever happens Or e fAower and tree, though dying, live again Each spring; after the long cold winter‘s sleep <y break in floods of glory o‘er the earth, That we again may dreams of beauty reap. Men who used to struggle to live within their income now struggle to ive without one. Amosâ€""Well, they are in a strange jlace." |€€ : Grandma Tellem from Brusbville says: "The woman who used to roast 1er husband a chicken now bas a laughter who roasts her husband ibout a chicken." There aren‘t many p in find on the same si very day in the week A farmer caught a boy in his or ‘kard stealing apples, and handed him over to the police, As it was the boy‘s irst offense the judge let bim off, but old him never to yield to such temp ation again, adding: Judge â€"â€" "You should bave flown ‘rom the evil one." Youthâ€""A holdâ€"up man beld me up oâ€"night for all I bad." have Johnny (Oct. 15.)â€""Aw, you‘re al ways picking on me. Why don‘t you let Sis do it ?" Johnny (Dec. 15)â€""Say Ma, ain‘t there something more 1 can do to help you?" You can‘t kill a fiy that is smart enough to sit on your flyâ€"swatter. There must be a moral to this rather important discovery of ours, but we‘re banged if we can provide it. A bishop who was feeling very i1 called on bhis doctor. Doctorâ€""You must spend the winâ€" ‘er in Bermuda." Bishopâ€"*"Haven‘t the time." Doctorâ€"*"Well, I‘m afraid it‘s a case »f either thatâ€"or heaven." Bishopâ€""All right. I‘ll go to Berâ€" muda." Boyâ€""So 1 did, sir, but he grabbed ne before 1 got over the fence." About the time we think an old joke has performed its last service to newsâ€" paper, magazine and musical comedy we turn the dial and there it is on our radio. h Hugh â€" "Strange thoughts go hrough my head." Brushville Native â€" "Obh! It‘s a etty lively place for its size. Why, s not two weeks since we bad an lipse of the moon." Sheâ€""Now what are you stopping Many girls are getting men‘s wages owadays. ‘But, then, they always Correct This Sentence eat all of daughter‘s boy friends said a mother, "whether they h or poor." 1cerâ€""If I make you a star you ad a life of strict decorum." listened to several Jazz or over the radio made up®of hs, boilerâ€"makers, fshâ€"pedâ€" â€"at least one musician. â€""But can‘t my double do the and ng r asked you r own idea. hope drug | | says seem to . sickness" ‘lock goes many people that you same side of the fence for good : store man "thank you. to be e affiicted aboutthe off. to worty manâ€" sells bardly believe it myself when 1 could stoop down and get up.udn without help. I was so excited about it 1 kept on, took another bottle, and be ‘ _ "Since coming here from England tw years ago," writes a married woâ€" man, I have suffered terribly from rheumatism. 1 have been in bospital and spent money to no end. I have used medicines and lotions until I was weary. I heard of Kruschen Salts so often, that I thought one day I‘d try that. By this time my knees had be come locked, as if in cement. I was just desperate, for I felt that the day was not far off when I wouldn‘t be able to get about at all and it made me so downhearted. Well, I bought a bottle of Kruschen, and took a teaâ€" spoonful every morning. When the bottle was fnished I said, ‘Ob, it‘s the same as everything else; I‘m no betâ€" ter.‘ But my bhusband said ‘Persevere; try another! Give it a chance to act on your blood.‘ Well, I got another, and before it was fAnished my knees The gentleman moved his chair over | to the side of the table and the conâ€" versation was no longer distinct,. A few minutes later, he went out of the room and, acting on an impulse, I got up from my seat and walked over to where the lady was sitting. I noticed & rise of her eyebrows but said I, "I came over to crave your pardon for appearing to listen w your conversaâ€" tion; as a matter of fact, I was not listeningâ€"English being spoken in a French hotel cuts through other talk: like a knife and I was unable to conâ€" centrate on the letter I was trying to write." I saw a smile beginning to creep over the lady‘s face and I conâ€" tinued, "You know I am a Canadianâ€" a& Britisher like yourself, and have come to this hotel with a party of other Canadians." "Oh!" she remarkâ€" ed, "are you the "father" of those ladies who were at dinner? My husâ€" band and I were wondering about them." I laughed at the suggestion and thought that I might be permitted to take a further liberty, so I said, "And by the way, I was interested in your argument over the spelling of the word "effervescent" and I tried to help you." Said she: "And how do you spell the word "effervescent?" I told her and she exclaimed triumphâ€" antly, "I thought so!" At this junâ€" cture ber busband came in and I was properly introduced and, womanâ€"like KNEES FELT AS IF IN CEMENT Woman Who Had Rheumatism for 10 Years NOW WALKS 4 MILES x > m WITH EASE 2 4) mM N "Since coming here from England { 4 ) a n e ? : 0 years ago," writes a married woâ€" "A i m > S 1an, I have suffered terribly from D al onl heumatism. 1 have been in hospital : u. m nd spent money to no end. I have j| , ""& 2 P 4 " EZ N sed medicines and lotions until I was / ue . SHDI eary. I bheard of Kruschen Salts so , eP /. g‘}“ ften, that I thought one day I‘d try h. d ie iat. By this time my knees had be W h ome locked, as if in cement. I was 3)“ x ist desperate, for I felt that the day ? ueP as mat far aff whan I wanldn‘t he 9 As 1 mentioned, the subject of dicâ€" tation attracted meâ€"I imagine it would attract anybody, for in the letâ€" ter was a long list of liquid refreshâ€" ments which the gentleman desired to be on hand when he returned to England. To enumerate all the differâ€" ent kinds of drinks would be beyond my knowledge but, when they came to the word effervescent" and there was a discussion as to how it should be spelled, I was really interested; he said that it should be spelled with one "f", while she maintained that there should be two. It so happened that she was sitting in a position where she was facing me and, during the argument, she looked in my direction. Being naturally gallant and dekiring to help the lady, I put up two fingers to signify that the word "efferevesâ€" cent" had two "f‘s", but all I got for my pain was the stony stare that only a wellâ€"bred Englishwoman can give. I was amused, the more so when, turnâ€" ing to her companion, she saidâ€"audâ€" ibly enough for me to hear, "There are people who understand English in the roomâ€"you had better talk lessl loudly." I was thoroughly squelched, we are bardly conscious bf Vli'a-te'xvxl_ng. This was the case in the episode I am about to relate., _ _ _ _ _ V°CCF than his companion. The fact that he was dictating to her in English and the subject of the letâ€" ter being dictated attracted my attenâ€" tion. I wonder how many of us realâ€" ize that in another country than our own we are the foreigners and that our own language sticks out of the surrounding conversations, even when One evening, last July, in the lounge of the Gra Tours, France. I was ai write a letter home but w by some talking in anoth the large room. At a seated a lady and gentler ter much older than his The fact That ho was Alns PA(LRIEIQ_ ROUYN EXPLORATION COMPANY (Private Company» _ PISCAL AG Suite 411â€"13 Bank of Hamiiton Bidg., TRAVEL IMPRESSioNs ‘‘M‘er home but was disturbed talking in another corner of ing here " writes suffered 1 have b« THE BEST BUY IN QUEBEC M. _ At a table were andr gentleman, the latâ€" July, 1 was seated he Grand Hotel in was attempting to McWATTERS MINING SYNDICATE INFORMATION on iE€uuEstT AT THE MARKET "My husband has been out of work all winter, but I‘deget my Kruschen Salts before I‘d buy a thing to eat. It means so much to be well and able to walk, I feel I should tell you all this, if it will benefit others."â€"(Mrs.) E. A. What more need be said to convince other sufferers? At any rate, they should give Kruschen a trial. Kruschen Saits is obtainable at all Drug Stores at 45¢. and 75¢. per bottle, lieve me I am not like the same woâ€" man. I walked four miles the other day and felt fine, whereas before I could hardly walk across the floor. Butlerâ€"=â€""Beg pardon your lordship, but there‘s a burglar downstairs." His Lordshivoâ€""Then bring me my gun and sports suit â€" the heather mixture." springs, Exultant, like upâ€"soaring wings. â€"â€"Pauline Dillingham. Â¥et there remains, lest beauty die, The blue, tremendous sweep of sky, Where clouds in slow procession pace, And vast illimitable space, From which a sense of freedom When brief December days draw near, The prairie lies bleak and austere, Farâ€"flung like some immobile sea, Without a flower, house or tree, Its withered grasses, sparse and dun, Forbidding even in the sun. Next week I will tell you about the Dutch National Holiday. I spent a most delightful evening with these folk; had dinner with them the following evening and, when I left them, I was assured that the word "efâ€" fervescent" would always bring me to their remembrance. ’ The fact that I was a Capadian greately interested this couple, as Mr. Lâ€"â€" had been the editor of the Canaâ€" dian Gazette in London and was a contemporary of Lord Strathcona and Lord Mountstephen, meeting the formâ€" er quite often when he was Canadian High Commissioner in London. I sup pose that it was editorial background that made him provoked at being caught on the spelling of a word. His wife is one of the most prominent miniature painters in England; exâ€" hibits at the Royal Academy and at‘ the Paris Salonâ€"in addition, her work has been purchased by Queen Mary. she informed him that I said that "efâ€" fervescent" should be spelled with two "f‘s" as she had claimed. "By Jove, I do not believe it," said the old gentleman, and away he went to get & dictionary, but came back somewhat crestfallen to acknowledge that his wife was right. For particuiars regarding this, communicate with Captain Reid at Room 421, 73 Adelaide Street West, Coronto. Capt F H Reid, the wellâ€"known traveller, who has been contribut Ing the series of articles to this paper, under the beading of "Travel Impressions, has what is, perbaps, the finest collection of European views in the country. Pictures taken with his own camera, beaut> fully coloured, showing sume of the outofâ€"the way places, as well as the localities about which you bave read and beard Portugal, Spain, France, Italy, Switzerland, Austria, lJugoslavia, Hungary. Czechosio vakia, Germany, Holland, Belgium and Britisb lsies are included in his unique collection. Are you looking for sometbing different in the way of entertainâ€" ment for gyour church, society, club or institute? Compensation Toronto Ont. The buffalo was being ridden along the permanent way by an Egyptian peasant. An approaching train blew its whistle shrilly. The peasant was thrown from his seat as the buffalo charged headlong for the train. ‘The animal‘s head struck between two carriages and it was crushed to Cairo, Egypt. â€" A water buffalo charged & railway train near Cairo, with the result that four women were killed; several other passengers were seriously injured; four coaches were overturned. "Post office van or no Post Office van," said the magistrate, "you have got to keep to the speed limit. Do not harbor any idea that you bhave imâ€" munity or licence other people have not.‘ Cardiff, Wales.â€"Ernest Fackerell, a Royal Mail van driver, was fined 20 shillings at Cardiff Police Court re cently or driving his mail van at over 30 miles an hour. "Post office van or no Post Office Roadman‘s Lucky Find Blandford, Eng.â€"An elderly Dorset roadman named Martin, of Charlton Marshall, near Blandford, bas re ceived a cheque for £50 as reward for finding a pearl necklace worth £1000, which had been lost by Mrs. Lister, wife of Lieut, Col. Listet, of Hanford House, Blandord. the reward station. Martin found the necklace in a.gutâ€" ter and gave it to a farmer‘s daughter, who wore it a number of times before her father saw a poster announcing His father, who described the boy as strong, healthy, and bright, exâ€" pressed the belief that his son was staging some "scene" in order to frighten a boy friend, who was to call for him. _ Hanged Boy Puzzle London.â€"An open verdict was reâ€" turned at the inquest â€" recently at Portsmouth on .Douglas Saunders, aged 16, who was found hanging from & banister at his parents‘«home in Compton Road, north end, Portsâ€" mouth, with a dressing gown cord round hbhis neck. "Ahmang, number one pearl diver, lover and main sex appeal, can give Johnny Weissmuller cards and sptdes. not only on physique, but on aquatic performance. This boy is doing his stuff as only a Malay native, built like this one, knows how to do it. He‘s the perfect amphibian; he cuts sharks‘ throats before and after breakfast. And he has a way of making love that might shock even Clark Gable‘s lady friends, but is strictly a la mode in Malaysia." | Captain Cockle fgreed to play the part, but was surprised when later he began to read in the Hollwood film journals: After a fruitless search for native talent they decided to ask Captain Cockle. QOne day a company of screen perâ€" sonalities, who included Theda Bara, oneâ€"time "vamp" of the silent sereen, arrived in the East. He is Captain A. V. Cockle, M.C., chief inspector of palice in Singapore,. He is now on leave in England. Watter Rowe was buried at Stonesâ€" by, near here, yesterday, at the same hour and by the same clergyman who officiated at bis wedding. Malay "Heâ€"Man" Really English London. â€" Ahmang, a "handsome Malay native," the star of ‘Samarang," a film about pearl divers in the South Seas, is a British exâ€"officer who was decorated for bravery in the war. At the wedding reception he caught & chill. Pneumonia developed. The fourth Mrs. Topitch is a rich village giri, aged 16. Married, Cied and Buried All Within ~_ a Fortnight Meiton Mowbray, Eng. â€" Waiter Rowe, a roadman, was married a fortâ€" night ago A few months later Rada married a girl of his own age. He divorced ber. For some years he remained single, but married once more at 19. Two months later his bride died. He was married first, at 14, to a girl of 21 who brought him a dowry of eight sheep and a heifer. After a year she ran away with a grownâ€"up man. She had on her a West London card bearing the name "May Jackson." Her age was about 33, and she had fair bair and blue eyes. Dr. Wells said that death was due to diabetic coma, and a verdict in accordance with this evidence was recorded. is 20 Years Old, Has Fourth Wifte Belgrade.â€"Rada Topitch, of Jamarâ€" ja, has married for the fourth time, ai though he is only 20. Buffato Charges, Railway Train The defendants were F. S. Williams, Ltd., papermakers, of Dingley Place, City Road, East. ~The accident occurâ€" red when Gardiner, who was working at an embogsing machine, caught his left band in the cogs. Dead Woman Unknown London.â€"The identity of the woman who was taken ill in & restaurant on the arterial road at Billericay, Essex, and who died without recovering con sciousness, was not established at the inquest recently. Boy‘s Fingers Worth £748 London. â€" William Alexander Garâ€" diner, aged 17, of Guinness Buildings, Lever Street, St. Luke‘s East, was awarded £748 damages in the King‘s Bench division recently for the loss of two fingers. Recent Events From Overseas Mail Van Too Fast , Wales.â€"Ernest Fackerell, a and took it to the police Writing is the most popular avocaâ€" tion, and novels, scenarios and poetry are the side interests of 25. Ten study various kinds of dancing, Anâ€" other comes home ‘rom a bank, puts on her velvet pyjamas and a smock, and paints the views of the east river from her apartment window, Some farmers can‘t stand a joke. Yet they tolerate a lot of chaff fiying about. One girl "sews a fine seam" and has developed her skill to the point of selling "sets" for $85 each. Fifâ€" teen of them knit for amusement. . The inquiry was made of guests in a residential club for former students 0‘ institutions of higher education, Ninetyâ€"nine chose interests as far removed from the daily treng as posâ€" sible. The one young woman who "just rests" during her leisure is an acâ€" countant. New York.â€"What the college woâ€" man now working in New York City is doing with her leisure time ranges from tropical fish preeding to "just resting," as shown by a questionâ€" naire answered by 100 college and university women. + 4 ® _ *theis why people say, @It acte like a flash RICHARD G. BLOMFIELD VicePresident, Beechams Pills (Canâ€" ada) Limited, who recently arrived from England to direct the operations of the company and its subsidiaries in Canada and the United States. A new aggressive merchandizing and advertising program has just been anâ€" nounced by Mr. Blomfleld, a-:""' or cold out of business. Ever. of s gives unmistakable relic1, and soothes. Play safe. Re Buckiey‘s is sold everywhere. Employed College Women Occupy Time § Of in Varied Ways Buckley‘s goes many times as far hugh remrdies, berturs a tm be dilomd and soothing qualities, and becsuse on!y a few doses eare needed to put the most siubborn BVCKLEY‘S Gives You Far Mote For Your Money "We should hesitate," sard 1‘1. Man ion, ‘"to change those conditions, nw matter who suggested it." He sketeled present "chaotic‘" conditions in Eurâ€" ope, which he described as "one of those earthquake sections whore troâ€" mors are felt from time to time " and, admitting the justifiabe nauture of much criticism of the League of N2â€" tions, stated that, neverthcless, the league was the only institution in tne world which sought to briag «bout o=*â€" ter understanding and peace througkâ€" out the world. T ‘ As such, the league, wha‘r ver it defects or weaknesses, shoa‘ld be "s ;1 ported by all those who desive to d away with war." Live in Canada Montreal.â€"Canadians horld tbe thankful they have 8.000 miles of Atlantic Ocean between thcir count‘y ard Europe and that fres parsamer tary institutions, a free press +nd free speech have been mainrained in CGanâ€" ada, Hon. R. J. Manion: mimster of railways, told a joint service club lunckeon here. â€" 1° C "p PPOvEs We 0 , $ The men guests, it is said, were dif fident at first but those who ventured have shown every readiness to accept further invitations. Is Thankful to Meanwhile the number of women members had gradually decreased and the position became so serious there was talk of closing the club. I=t adâ€" mittance of men as guests has turned the tables. The decision was taken aftersconsiderable hesitation and some of the feminine "dieâ€"hards" resigned but there was an immediate influx of younger women, particularly from among the daughters of members, and now the club bas taken on a new and vigorous life. Exclusive Women‘s Club Saved from Extinction by Admittance of Men Guests t London.â€"‘The Alexandra Club in Grosvenor Street, one of the most exâ€" clusive clubs in London, has been saved from extinction through the men friends of the members. Up to the celebration of the jubilee of the club a year ago no men, not even King Edward, had been permitted further than the entrance hall.> Men to Rescue of its R.O.P. with a total production of 13, 854 lbs. milk showing an average test of 4.58 per cent. fat. She was milked twice daily for the entire lactation period and her best one month‘s proâ€" duction was 1532 lbs. Madoc May Francy, a threeyearâ€"old Holstein heifer, bred by James A. Casâ€" key, Madoc, and now owned by A. Stark & Son, Milton, has just finished Mention frogs‘ legs and many people will turn up their noses at one of the tastiest dishes yet served. The same thing is true of hundreds of other foods. Like babl we let a name frighien us, and obstinately we refuse to take a taste even though we see other people eating the dish with relish, Youngsters who have tried to seli mudcats sou : learned the same thing. As long as they called them mudcats, the good housewives of Lindsay shudâ€" dered. But call them catfish or some niceâ€"sounding name, and it was easy to convince the ladies that they were spending their money wisely in pur chasing the little fish with sweet, white meat and practically no bones. A twoâ€"line item noticed in an ex change bears out this fact, stating that muskrats are sold for food under the name of marsh rabbit. One of her most beautiful gowns is of oldfashioned bengaline.in dull pink, Its preâ€"Victorian _ overskirt has a satinâ€"lined "waterfall" in the back, and skirt pleats below, Observes the Lindsay Post: Shake speare was about right when he in formed his readers that a rose by any other name would smell the same. Despite their period influence, her gowns are modified to modern needs They are simple in line, but sophisâ€" ticated. The "opera cloak" is of taupe upâ€" holstery satin, lined with violet valâ€" vet. It has great violet lapels, a full, floorâ€"length "skirt" and trails at the back. Us The colors are the old pinks, cocoa browns and violets one sees in the Godeypints. Her current collection has an air of the early 19th century. The fabrics of her evening gowns are fullâ€"bodied â€" silksâ€"stiff faille taffetas and oldâ€"fashioned bengaline. One of her first was inspired by 15th century armour, ang another by the costumes of Sarah Bernhardt. New York.â€"A gentleman‘s opera cloak of 1830 has inspired a new evening wrap by a young designer who studies the old prints in the Metropolitan Museum Library, usualâ€" ly patterns her groups after one period. * Young Designer Gets deny. Proud sons and daughters far from Homeland dear, This day remember, deeper still reâ€" vere; True to the country birth to them did give, Yet loyal to the land where now they live. Montreal From lowland moor or mountain gien they came, From city or some distant clachan hame, The garb of other days tho‘ wellâ€"nigh gone, The spirit of the tartan still lives on. In climates cool or under tropic sky The Scot his native land will ne‘er thoughts toâ€"day And see, once more, as mem‘ry fondly turns . To land of Bruce and Wallace, Scott and Burns, Enchanted lakes and rivers, moor and fell, The heather bills, the thist‘e, and blueâ€" bell. On this November day all Scoismen raise ~ Their voices in a song of thankful praise To Scotland and Saint Andrew, as of yore, And pray that right and peace be still their store. So, sons of Scotia, journeyed far away, Join with the Homeland in her What‘s in a Name! Saint‘s Andrew‘s Day ONLY 20° A BIG PLuG =â€"____â€"â€"gives 14 more enjoyment for the money. Ideas from Museum â€"â€"M. R. Graham, Plug tobacco is the smoke for thrifty menâ€"it burns 14 longer in the pipe MORE ECONOMICAL The Arctic tern is the world‘s champion migrant; it nests as far morth as 7% degrees from the North Pole _ Around August 25, w{:en the young are fully grown, they are found in the Antarctic, may be over $30,000,000. The Canaâ€" dian National will probably require $50,000,000 to square its accounts. In consequent the deficit of the year may be more than substantial, after allow» ing for the present evidences of re covery being continued. _ The prospects point to another subâ€" stantial addition as a result of the operation in the current fiscal year. With returns for five months yet to come, there can be no precise estiâ€" mate, but it is quite apparent that revenues are below those estimated in the budget. New taxation was hopâ€" ed to produce an extra $52,000,000. Up to the end of October the receipts were down $4,000,000. Improvement is now occurring and the extent of it will determine the amount of the decline compared with last year, It Ottawa.â€"A very substantial amount was added to the Canadian debt last year. Official figures, being gazetted, place the addition at $220,604,653. This was for the fiscal year ended March 31 last. Of this amount $194,273.752 was the defiit on administrative operâ€" ating account; $53,422,661 was for the Canadian National, now charged diâ€" rectly to the consolidated account. Then, railway advances from previous years, written off from active to nonâ€" active assets, amounted to $41,121,216, while, added to the debt on account of harbor boards was $21,817,023. DANDRUFF Canada‘s Debt Increased By $220,604,653 for ‘33 PP TATETY EOWY ENUT TATS? k3 Heater, goog commission Brothers Co., Essex Ont. repIâ€"a th iA 4224 W ck d oib io £& List of want, inventions ang l\m Inlurmation sent free. 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