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A fi,h Mory that? different Is this one related by Dr. ll. M. Stephen-Hum of San Diego. Tina; of Vii“. In nibble, he donned ret: .4 dove after the. I In“. "in; " than than in gew an... UNCERTAINTIES AHEAD. In ttriet' Hu- business outlook at (he. ”war-m time In far as this cotttt- try Inn-l! in concern”). is undoubt. So. " instead ot all these reporters Ind even country correspondent. rushing to use this word "rush." they at. a tip and employ the more up! “mun-y" they will be conforming to o mnn- appropriate reporting of the act-ml t-lrrnmnlances -Klmloopl Ivulhwl, II in pro-numml. too. that after an ttceistettt, or the Illsruvery of I con- dition that mantras prompt surgical anemia". tttere will be no (notions delnvs. "on to the ambulance driver sitting down on tho running board and rating his lunch. Th" idea mun-yea is that preclpl. tam ttnoe has been used out ot all car» tor the best interests ot the paint. A man badly injured or Illl'inz from a ruptured appendix k mmns- In a at state to be rushed In} where The main Id" surely ll to lake him to the hospital 11th such .perut M his critical slate will not} In O!te hardly picks up a newspaper wi'hum ruining across an accident re- ported in n where the victim is "rushed!" to the hospital. It " re. np.-u-trully suggested that the word in "lrlrmeen, overworked Ind wrong. Have You Heard This One? (him in "the "st ocean unm- Ihlp," tor while tite Royal William trout-a the North Atlantic In 1833. tho Dutch dunner Curtteoa crossed from the Netherlands to South Am. orim and return In 1927-28-29, up. paromly undo-r steam I" the WI]. - Toronto Slur The current issue at the Saturday Evening Post contains a picture ot "The American steamer Savannah, the Brst Mean steamship.” The fact about the Savannah la. however, that aha carried steam only as an mull. tart and on her Iamous voyage acrou the Atlantic in 1819 the ateamed only a small part of the way. depend“); mainly upon her nails. The Camsliarctruilt Royal William rm npparPnlly the Brst steamer to runs the Atlantic between North Am- out-a and Europe steaming all the our, the sails In this case being aux~ "my to the steam equipment. ieut Holland spams to have a good chum to “NW lira! ocean steam- altip." int' whilv the Royal William Premier Hepburn bed arranged to meet some colleagues and he etepped tn his car to drive to the appoint- ment. Forgetting I" about the per. ado he laddenly diseovered he I” Jan-ed right into the tulle. There be we. stuck tut end could not get out. rev persons recognized Mm. "tttatir a polite-en new the uncle number. ulnted unruly, and then started to make way tor the Pro mler. Even then it was only with some dillculty that he was able to pat out of the Jam and oh his ir';,.-'-') W. L. Clark. In Border Cities Star. I ber t. His second full ia,' in LiG v“ July 12. when the Ornnumen clued their big panda In Toronto. " did not take " long " that, however, for tho new Ontario Pre. mlor to, flilcover the mute of Num- IOTOI CAR Mt. t. When you see I loco: car but!“ Lice-u Number I, you will know " In Premier Hepburn'l. He any be In it or he may not, but It In his car that bus the low as. Down In St. Thoma the car stirred up a lot of interest. THIS WORD "RUSH" FIRST STEAMSHIPS‘ Searching tor orchid. ls even more thrilllng and dangerous than hunting lions and elephants. tor although on 1 Four yenrs ago two Canadians. Geo. Taylor and Bill Gordon, sailed tor the sunny loud at Conquistador". in B. America. in quest of the world's rar- est orchid the "Tiger Head." They are employed by the Smithson Institute ot New York Ind on a previous search in South America discovered the “Nun's Head." which was bought by I wealthy collector for $150,000. .1 I 3150.000 ran A FLOWER. ', Rarest and costliest of the world’s! blooms are orchids. They grow in thel li'i'ii'i't)r't. sand most GGL/iii! parts; in the mighty forests of Brazil;I and on the Amazon in Boraoo, Cochtn,l China, Central Africa and we Pre ese and Indian forests. The orchid is; a parasite and grows on the limbs of? trees. Unlike most plants, it seeks.I the shade rather than sunlight. sud ir lonnd in tteavilr-timtrtyred and dampi places. where, although the sun selJ don trenetratetr, the heat is so fierce’ that upor rises like a mist. i THE BIGGEST THIEF KNOWN. Tue St. Thomas 'rimeicJournal is of the view that the Humane Society should look into the reported method of killing starlings in this district. it is a moot point, but the stariing does not observe any rules in his relations with other members of the leathery kingdom and he is the biggest thief and gormandizor of fruit ever known., There is a real danger that unless ro-l stricted, this pest of a bird will mskei a fruit crop impossible.--M. Gotham: Ines Standard. i or the late Viscount Tredoshr will contribute nearly 86,000,000. HELPING JOHN BULL. Again this year the death-duty col. lections will make easier John Bull's task or surplus-building. The estate l "POPULAR" Tho Ottawa Journal is the most popular paper In Canada with the press. According to figures compiled by the Dominion Press Clipping Bur- Pau during the first three months ot the current yvar the quotations from The Journal by Canadian papers numbered 1,827. The Toronto Globe came next with 1.753 quotations to its credit. Tho Stratford Beaeotrire/./ aid. by far the brightest of all tho provincial dailies, had 1,071 anon. tions to its credit.-Alllaton Herald. ‘CONTRIBUTING TO SAFE HIGH- WAYS. A man was asked by Constable Howell to test the brake of his mo- toreyele. He said he did not know where it was It was pointed out to him and he said: 'I did not know that was a braee.r--London Star. l BAD MANNERS. The tie-Mine or manners has be. come clearly marked during the has! few years and is try no means con. fined to liw une sex. Ordinary polite- was and civility have departed from the masses and their excuse is. ap- parently. something to be forgotten rather than promoted. It is now re- garded in many quarters as the smart thing to be impolite and rude, and the initueutu, of the home and the school, which has fallen down in so many other things_ is equally negilblbln in this regard.--Broekvfm, Recorder. OLD MASTER FETISH. Over the rdaio recently 5 violinist who owns a $30,000 Guarnerins vio- lln played a melody upon it, then repeated the melody with an ordinary ‘violin or "fiddle" costing about 8100. Then be asked the radio listeners to write in and any which was the tto,. 000 instrument and which the 8100. Eleven per cent. did not notice an)" ditterenee, " per cent. guessed the 8100 violin was the $30,000 one, and 35 per cent. gave the right an8wer.--i Rt. Thomas 'rimescJournat. I Women are queer critters - we see them out walking those days with shorts. bare legs-ms mean limbs-- and glovbs on. In the name ot all that is reasonable, why the gloves? --Wiarton Echo. ’ Small investors in the United Kingdom have something like 312.. 450,000,000 tucked away in Post one. Savings Bank, Trustee Suing: ban" nnd in nation“ savings certificates. In England the” small investors no never spoken of collectively u the “biz Interest."---). Catharine: Matt. dard. ( At the moment these external tae. tors no canning much concern in Informed business and ttnaneiat cir. clea and must be reckoned with In any npprnlsal ot the Canadian bus]. nesa outlook.-timuteial Post. odlraettee than at any time in the 'tteat four yam. But it the pin- thns made no to be held and even exceeded in the In; in months. it in obvious that uncertainties as to the situation in Europe Ind the United States, it not dtstutitelr removed, must at least show evidence ot a change tor the better. IMPRESSIVE TOTAL, AND GLOVES ON. A Sign in the tace I: a friendly gesture compared with the anony- mom ttttte. I Canadian Government Bulletin " Among other good deeds, Canadian ;Boy Scouts have planted close to |i400.000 trees during six annual Boy g8cout reforestation camp: at Angus, iOntario. A thousand trees each were I planted this year by the 89 Boy Scouts iamending the camp. This important , work is carried on under the auspices for the Ontario Department of Lands fund Forrsts, who operate the clmp.‘ {but the Scouts pay their own comp iexpenses. During another Scout re.. ',torrtation drive at Stirling, Ontario, (the' school children ot six townships vwere invited by the Boy Scouts to Iljoin them in pinnting 1.000 youngl ', trees. _ 5 Boy Scouts ln Nova Scotln also en. 'uge in thlo useful work. Arbor Dar In that province Igaln aw thous. ands ot trees planted by Boy Scouts and school children. Fifteen Hall!“ and Dartmouth Scout troops spent the entire doy In the Waverley re. foretrttrtion ares, their absence trom school for this purpose recelvlng the approval ot the Department ot 'Pe tlon. __ 400,000 Trees Planted By Boy Scouts [Empire and that is that it shall be clearly to her advantage as well as to 1iii. of Britain". It it is an advan- [tage for a sub-continent to be welded Lirto one whole and made conscious ot itself as a nation and to be Vre- vented from splitting up Into frag. ments, then the benefit up to date ls proved. It, however, in the future India could reach a point where she could cohere without the cement ot the British connection. there would inevitably arise a reckoning ot advan- tages and disadvantages on a basis more critical than that of the French in Canada or the Dutch in Atriea.-- Caicutta Statesman. There is in the last resort only one Justification for India being within the We hope the announcement that plans have been approved for the con- struction of 600 new British aero- planes does not mean that the Cabinet is cementing itself with halt-measures in the air. For it is necessary to point out that 600 machines will be very much too tew to bring the Air Force up to the strength which Mitt-: isters have promised, Expert author, ities consider that the Force should be numbered in thousands not hun- dreds.-London Daily Mail. i OVERDOING TAG DAYS. 5 Only 61 days had May and June, but 88 or them were flag days in London. The Mtrretrdndicate a bit of overlap- ;ping. but that is not the most seri- iuus feature of this Flag Day business. The trouble is that people who go on giving day after day from mere force at habit or trom sheer coward- ice are likely to cut down all their benetat-tions to a copper or two, in- stead ot contributing what they can attord to the causes that appeal to them and leaving the rest alone. And when that is done there is not enough left tor Poppy Day and Alexandra Rose Day, the only two otBeial A-I nation-wide Flag Days In the calen- dar.-Mtutettoister Sunday Chronicle culua cannor mt back they grow in places aboundlng with poisonous snakes, insects and deadly plants. chlds cannot hit back they grow A QUESTION OF ADVANTAGE "e-'"-'"------.--. Flight Lieutenant H. M. Schofield, flying W. S. 1tepi1'nt Monospar S. T. 10-plane King's Cup air race round Britain, which began and finin ed at Hatfield Airdrome in Hum. Rose was second and L. Lipton, third. Photo shows Mr. Schofield, (right), receiving the K from the Minister for Air. BRITAIN'S AIR NEEDS THE EMPIRE The bridge was named after Well- ington’s victory at Waterloo and its opening we: a great “fair. There were the_horgetruamis in all their glory. There were' the royal barges hearing the Prince Regent, after- ward King George IV, to the scene. Above all, there wee the Duke of Wellington. At the toll glte he was granted the honor of plying the first halfpenny charged to pedes- trains who wished to no“ the l It was John Rennie. a Scottish engineer, who, in 1817, completed Waterloo Bridge. Also, he designed the present London Bridge. Side by side with Sir Chrutppher Wren, he was buried under the dome of St. Paul's Cathedral. l ed in Englnnd " I triumph of ec- clesinstical majesty. About Waterloo Bridge there was a peculiar dignity that has fasein, ated the world. Capova, the Italian sculptor, said of ita nine granite arches and intervening pillars so perfect in their proportions, that here was the finest bridge in Eur- ope. and many an ttrehiteet has echo- ed this verdict. For 30 years Britain has been fighting the Battle of Waterloo Bridge. The struggle is over. Under the blows of the Wreckers this great landmark in London is rapidly crum- bling, and already it is a memory. There are two reasons for the change. First, the boats along the Thames are said to have been im-' paired by the old bridge. Secondly, it is stated that six lanes are needed for traMe across the river instead of four lanes. These considerations have gained the day, end according to a multitude of sorrowful admir- ers of the bridge, the proud sweep of London's curving Embankment will never be the same. The design of the new bridge has been intrusced to an architect, Sir Giles Gilbert Scott, in whose genius Britain takes especial pride. It was he who, when barely 21 years of age, beat all competitors by his design of Liverpool Cathedral, which is regard- students raises a good many interest.. ing questions. The avowed reason is the number of secret marriages (and possibly of less regular unions) con- tracted " things are. The students, Moreover, are apparently clamoring r marriage without the delay in- volved in taking a degree. And where Vassar has led, Smith and Wellesley and Brynmawr and the rest are said to be likely to follow. But not I trust, Girton and Newham, Somerville and Lady Margaret. If the unsettlement due to secret marriages is incompati- ble with systematic study so is the uttsettlement--or rather the distract- ion-of orthodox marriage, partie- lularly if, as " Vassar, the women students are still to live in what are there called dormitories and here hostels. To defer marriage till the not inordinately advanced age of, say, 22, is a hardship to no one, and young women who cannot reconcile them.. selves to that are hardly likely to be the type to profit most by a degree course at a cniversity.-. London Spectator. Waterloo Bridge Now a Memory me daemon of Vassar to allow its students to marry and continue Is students raises a good many interest.. ing questions. The avowed reason is the number of secret minisges (and possibly of less regular unions) con- tracted as things are. The student: TO MARRY OR NOT TO MARRY Br P. w. Wilson in '0' York Alas! for the rarity Of Christian charity Under the sun! Oh, it was pitiful Near a whole city full, Home she had none! By the dark shadows of Waterloo Bridge at night, the luxuriant ini- agination of Charles Dickens was no less stirred. It was to him, as to Hood, P place “here, in days before electric light, tragedy was possible. The labor lender, John Burns, was once showing a party of Americans, over the Houses of Parliament. They) stood on the terrace and looking It the river. "You have a Mississippi in America," he said, "and a St. Law, rence and they are bigger than this little strum. But let me tell you-- the Thames is not a river. It is liquid history.” Of all the bridges in London that spun the "liquid history," the most venerable is still called London, fuming he can stt Beer demonstrates his heavier than In. Over her bridges, London has " wnys been solicitous. It wu standing on old Westminster Bridge and gu- ing at the curving skyine of the city that Wordsworth wrote his ineom. parable sonnet beginning. "Earth has not anything to show more fair,", and continuing: This city now doth lik" a gar- l ment wear The beauty of the morning; silent, bare, Ships, towers, domes. theatres and temples lie Dear God.' the very houses seem asleep; And all that mighty heart is ly- ine still! Of Waterloo Bridge, another poet,, Thomas Hood, wrote what is per- haps the most pathetic of all poems in the language. It was entitled, “The Bridge of Sighs," and tells of a girl. who, in despair, had thrown herself into the water below: Take her up tenderly, Lift her with care. Fashioned so slendexly, ( Young. and so fair. ' bridge. The fully Preserved urarome in Huts. Thomas ' receiving the King's Cup .10y.t.lane, won the Ulf penny was can Max Loses Decision t into his big brotherU shoes on reach in New York. I Nobody earns now to Invest except by Investing. and the early experi- lence in alwavs eoulr--very costly. are, the achiev°ment of Little must hive a pine best that was done by Bo Chicago Daily News. amp so Impressively. When his oppon- ent scored a birdie, Little responded with an eagle. You can't beat I fel- low going like that. Books might be written on the question of superiority between Bri-l tish and American golfers. If tttev) Husky young W. Lawson Little, of California, who won from I hardy Scotch opponent It Prestwick. became the third native-born American to fetch home that much-coveted prize. And, while it is doubtful if Little's record on the links will ever equal Bobby's his performance at PrestWick: stands unparalleled. Cutting three (strokes off the record for the dineult course with a 66 in the morning round, he ended the motch at the 23rd hole-14 up Ind 13 to go. No other player ever won a major chempion-I ship so impressively. When his oppon-l ent scored a birdie, Little responded, with an eagle. You can't beat a tei-l low going like that. I Bobby Jones, when in his ttolfintt prime, seemed to have mnde I habit of winning British championships. Yet though he won the British open three times, he captured the omI-i teur prize only once. 1 Most of the people who leave pienie places in such a condition are very particular abcut the neatness of their homes. They do not atop to think that the beauties of nature are com- mon property and that all should be careful to preserve them. l Picnics are an enjoyable pastime. It is pleasant to find some shady spot and lunch or dine there away from the heat and formality of town or city. But there are too many peo~ pie who are inconsiderate enough to turn these ideal spots into miniature replicas of a garbage dump and spoil the pleasure of other people who are] picnic-bound. This is the time of year when peo. ple any: “It’s so warm today. Let's " up n lunch basket and go for I picnic." -6 Picnics and the People ( Mncnulay did not realize that in 1984 there would be built the Tower Bridge with twin buseules to admit ships carrying visitors from New Zealand, or that, in order to preserve the ruins of St. Puul's, Dean Inge would raise u subscription to which New Zeallnderl of Artistic temper- ament were cordially invited to con-l tribute. I Here rose thou medieval houses on the bridge itself that made it, like the Po:ute Vecchio in Florence, not only a bridgC, but a street. There were fortified gates " the bridge and above them rose spikes of iron ‘on which the heads of decapitated Ltnitora were duly impaied---an in-i spiring sight for the watermen whoi Med the river with traffle. I It was to " broken arch of London Bridge" that Mnclulny issued his humus invitation to “some trnveller from New Zealand." There. in days to come, let him “tnko his sand,” and "in the midst of a vut tsoliei, tude" let, him "sketch the ruins of St. Pnul’l." 1 Keeping Up With Jones mu; "e Wode- pnu. til- ud . . can indent. that a - Int an! Btttidk Brieti brthentmnttsPor centric-Rh. -- who... built and rebuilt. I Of em, um "w" l, Under this bridge Ann. ”WINS lb. is and eommeexGliy. medium:- bareetotire Tower of; o . . London and the block. Her daughter" It is estimated that tho Eliubeth, 'tlat, made that journey “d i American visitor will spend narrowly escaped the sum fate. this country. James It fled under the tit"t,e: . . . . exile and, hoping to bring the ov-. ernment to a standstill. dropped his' “3:5 J'g1'l':rch1ith"eti'"iid, u', Great Seal of the Realm mm the' ici. "b Pe?..' tr . river, where it has remained to thisl ecem cr, -.. . . day. l 'tt shoes any tune. Buddy York. He's taller an! Unerlcan golfers. If they thiev°ment of young Mr. r have tt place beside the as done by Bobby Jones.-- TORONTO I Who originated ( sport ot buck!!! F The answer, no i H. Carler. writing tum: mic-zine. 10mm”; the ' (ttrms, N.Y., tho ta i0! J1me- Paulina l'fethrprtoeetrii , you; folk. 3 Fi"Uyrya1 Played Doublfdly "It! militan- school b mtt 'tis Inspiration '0: tho Clvit w. " recrution tor 01mm almond. Only two of ieties of whgle vitre the mode hunting, The whale is: now the world, Ind whieh seldom e in length. is b killing. CoemeIds all over the rountry showed a ttood return for the first three months of this yen The most Profitable of all, in South Derbyshire. Vieestertshire. and Warwickshire, re- giltered u guilt of over 2r. 6d. a ton. Durham w“ lowest. with a profit of one-tenth of a penny per ton. The him“ output elm! from Yorkshire. It is now illegal to sell sixty-seven different types of British birds. in.. cluding blackbirds, cuckoos. jackdnws, lurks, magpios, ravens, robins, spar- rows, darling. swallows. and thrush- es, “Ve in cues where hirllt 5.... Our "ieieney mny be It its pt my time between ten in the mm ing and midnight-it depends on 1 individual. But, according to scientist's calculations, it is no him er first thing in the morning than is It bedtime. Two Diesel engines driving air screws provide the motive power for I novel boat made by I young Soviet engineer. It int-mnde of pulped paper moulded under great pressure. and is said to be strong enough to carry one hundred passengers. 1 The only producing oil-well in this ieountry is situated on the Duke of Devonshire', estate. near Chester- field. Since it WI! sunk, in 1919, it has supplied over 2,600 tons. It now coat " thr. 9d. Id day to hire a policeman in London. with ls. a day extra for plain clothes or ht. Gd. extra for morning or evening dress. The fees go to the Metropolitan Police Fund. When our new great Cunnrder, the No. 534 now being built on the Clyde. is in full commission. there will be 18,000 meals, including odd ten meals and morning soup, to be st'rved every day. The "no-stocking" fashion has hit the hosiery makers so hard that they are now turning out specially fine seamless stockings that are almost invisible in wear. landon'l {Imam fortress, the Tower, but I regular resident popu- lation of 700 persons. men, women nnd children, including the dumb ment of Guards on duty. Among animus to be found on our ma, don supply the (must num- ber of “jay-wnlkers," even sheep having acquired the knack of evading motor-tmme. Air pilots are not ll'ly! highly paid; in me cues men in charge of machines worth more thnn £8,000 apiece receive only " I week an wages. "only was I student In a 39ml- , “hoe! back In 1889 when ho , Inspiration tor the game, Dar. " “I." h- - I Motoring cleme- nvenged 1.000 a day last year; tine. to the total of [£266,178 lu. Md. were administer- .ed. - Among the diseases which British uientists Ire making less deadly are tuberculosis, whooping cough, scarlet fever, typhoid, and diphtheria. While every rut of the Empire is buying more goods Nom us. one part .-New zealand-shows 3 decrease In its exports to Britain. I It in estimated that the average “America: visitor will spend £100 in ‘thit country. Our "foreign tourist" trade in booming; this yea. it is anticipated, over 250,000 oversea- visitors will come to this country. Back in Our number of employed people-- til,Iri,006-is the highest titture sine. December, 192P. orlglnued America', national ' baseball? And when? Insurer, According to George H. writing In the current Ito. mine. In Gen. Abner I." on- _. --- - unl- Civil War he "Promoted" it Mon tor Union ”Idlers. The Ila-0nd. once a cow pnature' I public out and pinyin: " the pllce u V" “.0 ‘IIIOII; " Penlmore Coom Of every steer 'roiettine 1,000 lb., No of the thirty or whom are likelv in captivity. Io; are likely to Bur. ern methods of whale- ' Greenland or whit. protected throughout d the lesser Rorqunl. exceeds thirty-two feet too small to be worth Tien" Jeni "i/iii'; when birds Lili, bar 1839 Coopers- the home ., who" It its penk the morn- the it Africa, an honorary fellou Colic”, Cambridge, 1nd , the Middle Towple of L you. University of St which bu honored Ilia Whaling was eh Bishop [my "0th in m being confirm l I"! in 1418. lie, the crumbling any. The ed road up to the d an have to bounce of the open With. The biggest ram residence, into wir shown, is the library dam tar LIVES IDYLLH In. Smut: lives in General Smuts' big fl midway between Pretor ”burg. The homestead War army hut and is In. thmttr, is comi and Seoulnd in Octolw “no in her life. She w her celebrntrd soldier-c band from South Afrie he comes for induction of the University of St. listed: intrtitution of I mid count of Fifes In. Smut: has hithe willing to urs, the sen Solid: Africa. Wife of Minister c British Union Africa Never W Society and women'. " the United Kingdon the prospective visit ot Int-glare“ Smuts. of who Among other unua a remarkable person) own clothes and never lie in the wife of Gene Bum, minister of " British Union of South ret tt "The I " right, Deny-0"! land on that even not lilo "Hair " ttor "The late Du and In one up]: arranged tor t - Invisible M, column the road was In. electively tt II um that union who lg ttee about the their car sprin Oeivet, mmewh "Hair Be has bee them ttitt Illa Duke Referring the ninth Du Chadian my extremely pm outer. and l " his life N locale ot mer See, which I: Vlnbrugh, " hire In tttt f So Say: Manchu! In Comment Famous F: “Tho second but. l 'u u woman." Thu mt " me In " alumna, " Mar "TI. mt Duh-1 m In only W It. - an. "The 1 not In" a ton. and aided by Inch] Ad mutton "cum-m q bad been married i mumhlll'u muons IAN Treasurer, Hen: can. and the tltle " her mat-nephew, PM Ilth Earl of Sundvrlu "Bo little has can appear to I ttt descent lhu early 19m cetr Churchill to th beraatte 'tmcno H Tr in goibul'd'rl (I It rcer l) thet , the h the First T nd ht ll Wasa 'tettdt " Tu Vt " fre Then rtar pl. the M ugh llenh