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EJ & &3 RifpeePaierabinipiageah deaitiersm, â€" ... . One player in a set remarked "we are two to two." At a neighboring table another playey called out "Are you two to two? We are two to two, too." What â€" could the _ Frenchman make of that *â€"Hamilton Herald, 17 _ ow fhe sentence ‘"The first won one.doltar prize‘ 1 gave up t to learn the English language." recalls the conversation reporte, "Punch" from a whist drive long One player in a set remarked "we two to two." At a neighboring t another playey called out "Are two to two? hss ames Sss‘ ols voom Hop Harvest in Or In festival at lfl&mdflka Cire gu studied ""ase who have become stoopâ€" shouldered _ from carrying _ around pocketsful of paper money will hail with glee the Ottawa announcement that the new Bank of Canada notesâ€" shortly to be issued in denominations from $1 to $50,000 or thereaboutsâ€" will b> much smalle» than our present greenbacks, Smaller, in fact, than the dwarfted currency of United States.â€" Tites 8 .. . anisae s aied RELIEEF FoR Those who ) shouldered _ froy pocketsful of pa with glee the Ot that the new Ban shortly to be issu from $%1 tm gtm a Carelessness on the | for something sterner ments ~ in â€"g > l prec Journal. »0+ W hen LOL inj"n &, vaily ust for In (Great Britain they puot on a “safc-ty-on-thr-hizhways week." The results was that in that particular week 12G DBOrkBmE asnus KE E _ s 2 is fast; if I st; and that was discoura y in a reasonable ti mi> man fails to mal 0" c‘ther st thes, will simply come alo him of hi« head in th Vancouver Sun. Out of the kindness of his heart, Germany‘s Mr. Hitler proposes to alâ€" low Germans sentenced to death to choose their own means of exit. Thus, if a man is sentenced to be executed, there will be placed in his cell a vial of poison and a loaded revalver. _ If, v chin a reasonable time., the condemâ€" mcb WAHn frmilk bo RHES TiHimTnees ce NP le c 22e e es omcs ling local broadcasting stations to function by providing them with proâ€" grams. Were it not for these programs many of the stations would find it exteremely difficult to carry on, and those who are largely dependent upon these station= for their radio enterâ€" tainment would be deprived of much of the pleasure which they are now receiving. â€" Strafford Baconâ€"Herald. â€" Nor should it be forgotten that the commission has made radio pleasure general throughout Canada by enabâ€" Hing local bromdcasting skatinms 4« cially benefits many Canadians diâ€" rectly and many others indirectly. Another _ important accomplishâ€" ment for which the commission should be given credit is the unificaâ€" tion of Canada over the air. The fact that the commission has made it possible to broadcast a Canadian program from coast to coast makeal for a feeling of unity. ol CCC . ied been unfair. But many radio enthusiasts refuase to a They realize that the commd: put Canada on the air. Se cellent features by. Canadia have been developed, some being so good that they ar cast regularly by the Unite chaings, This means that hou is being employed and encou large part of the outlay of t mission is for programs. whic The radio commi target of much crit of it being of the type. Much of th SLOGANS Not ENOUGH related of 4 Frenchman who English that he testified : I first discovered that if 1 was was fast; that if I was tied I USE OF worps Cities Star «* persons were killed and HITLER‘s RiNDNESS "a, the second hii{hflt â€"for _ British hign way The experience suorests RAD1IOâ€"commission spent too freely | not t® cat was to ged; but when I britith hignways on experience suggests that on the highways calls t sterner than experiâ€" wl precepts.â€"Ottawa BOWED BACKS commiscion has been the ch criticizm, a large part of the nonâ€"constructive of this eriticism has t that they are broadâ€" by the United States neans that home talent yed and encouraged. A the outlay of the comâ€" programs, which finanâ€" TCO lr!.‘l‘ly 1 was cat was to fast. ut when I came ‘The first one ! gave upr trying language." This time. the condemâ€" ako iudicious use the executioner long and reheve the usual way.â€" it many Cansdian refase to admit this. reported by commission has rir. Several oxâ€" Canadian artists , some of these was tied I on with record prices likely QOneen Marjorie Plant (rigd casâ€" â€" The grapes on â€"the 166â€"yearâ€"old vine at Hamption Court Palace are now ripe, and cutting was begun on Sunday. â€" The fruit was sold to visiâ€" tors at 63 a pound, including a carryâ€" ing basket mado by the blinded inâ€" mates of St. Dunstan‘s Hostel. The grapes on the vine, which was plantâ€" ed in 1768, are of the black variety and of Fincenisalise. L. 1 & Celebrate Flies become a nuisance this time of year. Until now it seems they have been content to go hopping about elsewhere but in recent days they have taken to coming in here. What they expect to find we have not the slightest idea. And yet they sit on the parliamentary guide, the dictionâ€" ary, look over all the papers and sit on the top of one‘s head. Flies are mean that way. We aro sure flies are stupid. Right near to the building there is a restaurant which keeps open long hours each day and night. If they knew anything at all they would not be wasting their _ time around an editorial office where no victuals enter, They would â€" be snooping around the restaurant next door or departing on an excursion to the grocery store on the street. Even a brindle cow" knows more than to pasture on a concrete highway surâ€" face, and a dog knows enough not to start chasing a cat when dinner dishes are being cleared. But the flies seem to be such stupid things.â€"Walkerton Timesâ€"Herald. ‘ press to warn the children of thy dan. #or they run, for that is a «duty deâ€" volving upon the parents, and every father and mother should impress upon their sons and daughters the abâ€" solute necessity of using precaution while riding when crossing streets in the centre of blocks. At crossings pedestrians have some rights, but in the centre of blocks they apparently have none.â€"Perth Expositor. part of both | BICYCLES AND CHILDREN ‘"During the past few weeks there have been a number of close calls of boys and girls in town being either killed outright or at least severly inâ€" jured, as the result of careless riding on bicycles. Just last week a boy, through downright carelessness, ran plum into a motor car, but fortunateâ€" ly neither the bicyclist nor the auto driver was going very fast, and the only result was a bad scare on the part of both. It :s useloss for l.'m‘ of fine quality, the i. gus 9 se e ty T HNO serves along the concessions and setâ€" tlements. There is still and will alâ€" ways remain room for the old style family practitioner as well as the other type of physician for both are necessary in this world of births and ills _ and developments.â€"()n!urio Inâ€" telligencer. ’ The old family doctor type has been given a new lease of life though many have feared he was soon to be extinct. Dr. A. R. Dafoe, of Callanâ€" der, who brought the Dionne quinâ€" tuplets into the world is a case in point. The Journal of the American Medical Association has paid _ the highest tribute to the doctor, who CoUurTEsy Making reference to the death of a notable public man it was said of him that he will be remembered for his unfailing courtesy. That feature ’was stressed and that is as it should be. There is nothing as fine as un failing courtesy whether it be in man or wonan. It smooths the pathway of life and makes contacts with our fellows much more leasant. No mhatâ€" ter what the business may be, courtâ€" csy is a great factor in bringing it to success. But courtesy must be someâ€" thing innate, not forced, the outward expression of an inward state of mindâ€"Niagara Falls Review. FLIES ARE s0 STUPID THE OLD FAMILY DoOctor THE EMPIRE ‘‘I!ng on an excursion to store on the street, Even ow knows more than to a concrete highway surâ€" dog knows enough not to AGED VvINE H op â€" Harvest room for the old style tioner as well as the E physician for both are this world of births and ikely is being celebrated by 20,000 Oregoman: (right) awards picking trophy to Mabel All~n. ch was plantâ€" black variety bunches averâ€" xpositor ’ Ottawa.~Arresting statistics made available by the Department of Labor show, as one of the most satisfactory features of the Dominion‘s improving economic position, the extent to which Improving Economic Position Shown By Latest Relief ‘Figures Proud head of two generations, and with seven living bet wee grandchildren, 49 great David Noakes of Lon celebrated his 100th bir married twice, Heads Two Sets of 1. _ â€" °C 7CYÂ¥ $00e8 are not: 10 be outdone, They, too, repeat this ruffled theme. The justâ€"out blue «1nd brown kidskin shoes have nifty litt‘e butter. Ay bows and odd trimmings lined with white, knotted coils of stitched and pleater kidskin tabs, Leather _ flowers are doing their smart duty several places too â€"on plain â€" kidskin pumps, either at the side or in front, and also are to be found trimming leather and fabric bpurses, belts, hats and the gauntlet cufts of gloves, Leather bracelets and clips are new â€"some trimmed with motal and some even set with stones _ while others are content to ornament them, selves with knots of leather or bits of bead, glass or straw. ‘CCl N (Parisâ€"â€"if geeing is helieving, Afternoon dresses of marve.ously colored prints are all a rustle with frills and ruchings, large and small. Some are of ‘the frock itsel!, while others stand out in crisp white conâ€" trast around the neckline and cuffs, usn cess o3 t Leather Bows, F lowers, Bracelets and Clips, Fashion‘s Latest London Express BUILDERS or ENGLAND. Devonshire raises the agricultural laborer‘s wage. It is the fourteenth county to do so. The laborer is too often forgcotten when we think of agriculture, but the yeomen of Engâ€" land built her greatness in the past â€" Â¥ «uxc PP aging from 1 lb. to 1 1â€"2 lbs. in weight. The vine is bearing about 500 bunchesâ€"some years ago the yield was about 2,000 bunches. Durâ€" ing the Summer the vine has been inâ€" spected by thousands of visitors, who have paid a penny each to enter the vinery.â€"Inverness Review. ONTARIO ARCHIVEsS TORONTO Inroute to Rhode I land with load of tear gas, ed near Bedford, Pa., his chute becoming entangled in 140 grpat-granm-hildren, of London, England, 100th birthday. He was frills and thrit!s Five Generations [( two sets of five d with 14 children, between 50 and 60 Nes onmmtmee mfi en enmerms o mmmnainnnnenemrrneirmrmeii o nc css 1 lb. to 1 1â€"2 lbs. in e vine is bearing about JObless sâ€"some _ years ago the out 2,000 bunches. Durâ€" ho ah t o & for the conditions _ which bhave overtaken Saskatchewan. That province alone has 143,000 people . receiving assistâ€" ance, ‘This handicap to the general statistics . is regarded by officials as making the improvement â€" which is shown all the more imgressive. ‘ _ ‘The. relief picture, it is further understood, would be immeasureably bright were it not for the unfortunate conditions _ which have overtaken Saskatchewan. That province alone has 143,000 people . receiving assistâ€" ABCO SPhIS «batmiianes e gren enc tclcd The number of dependents who were dropped from the relief rolls as a consequence was no fewer than 174,934, The drop throughout the summer in the number of direct relief recipiâ€" ents has been steady, as each month has afforded a higher volume of em. ployment, Costs to the. . Federal Treasury are also, accord:ingly, on the down grade, Whereas the May cost was $$6,500,000, In May there were 43,845 individual cases of single unemployed men beâ€" ing cared for and in August only 30,432. Single men employed on high. way works, Federal and Previncial, dropped in the period from 36,597 to 24,920, l As compared with May, the figures show, the number of heads of famâ€" ilies drawing direct reliet dropped from 265,796 to 226,959 for the month of August just ended. During the period, _ accordingly, _ appreximately 39,000 Canadian family heads schieved a sufficient measure of economic re. establishment to do without public ald. expanding Canadian business is afâ€" fording re.employment to the heads of families The clever householder, _ contemâ€" plating the installation of a game room, will interest not only his young people but the sons and daughters of his neighbors in the project. Then, before he knows it, he will have a The ideal place for the game room, of course, especially when it must be inserted into a house that already has overtime use for every room, is the cellar. The cobâ€"webby, eluttered basement, useful only for holding the furnace and thos? intricate windâ€" ing pipes that nobody ever seems to know the use of anyway, is no longer fashionable. WILLING HELPERS AVAILABLE "The game room has come to have a definite place in the home scheme," he explains. "Especially is it importâ€" ant when there areâ€" young people growing up in the house. The game room gives them a place to which they may bring their friends and find equipment especially designed for the kind of amusement they like best 'MOst important of all, since the ideal game room generally is isolated as much as possible from the rest of the house, the young folks can make all the noise they please and nobody else will be disturbed." _ Ten out of twelve of the houses being built today provide game rooms, a prominent architect declares. He is not talking solely about luxury homâ€" es, he insists, but about moderateâ€" priced structures to be occupied by famili¢s with average incomes. New Homes Provide Room For Games "* "Ornels killed Ramon Perez, 34, un. employed cigar maker who leaped nude into a colony of the insects with the avowed intention of killing bim. self, Perez died after suffering hours from the stings. He was in the swarm of hornets for about 10 minutes, He went from his home to an adjoining vacant lot, removed his clothing, and sat down in the midst of the insects. Tampa, Fla.â€"The sti of hornets killed Ramon employed cigar maker nude into a colony of th the avowed intention 0 self. Jobless Man "Ends It All" By Sitting Nude on Hornets‘ Nest â€"The stings ot scores ga:, Pilot Ten Taney of Pittsburg, died as plane crashâ€" d in plane,. sssing a python. So 1 _ You can carry out any color scheme | with little expense if you are clever | with your fingers. Unbleached cotton | may be dyed at home to any shade you wish. A ball fringe to match may be bought for a few cents a yard. Checked or plaid gingham or an inâ€" expensive cretonn®e may be used to cover old furniture and you may buy lovely shades of paint and lacquer and have a porfectly lovely _ time "doing up" your game room to the Queen‘s Taste at an expenditure of a few dollars. Such a room may well provide fun for all the members of the family. Mother could have her bridge club there or Dad his poker party without disturbing the rest of the house. There might be a folding pingâ€"pong table and if there is a small stage, there could be charades, tableaux and i STAGE IN ONE CELLAR | One cellar playroom that has provâ€" ed especially successful in a large family has one corner devoted to a stage where amateur theatricals are performed. Another, belonging to a family of fishermen and hunters, is decorated with the trophies brought home by proud anglers and good shots. If it is not possible, as it sometimes is not, to dedicate an entire room to the game idea, the living room may be made to serve the purâ€" pose if one corner is fitted with a table for games and comfortable chairs for the players. The room where Norma Shearer and her husband entertain their friends at cards has walls panelled in dullâ€"finished wood and a floor carâ€" peted in dull blueâ€"gre@en, with furnâ€" ture covered in various shades of beibe and brown and draperies in henna. In some successful cellar play rooms, the ugly fixtures of which every basement seems to unnecesâ€" sarily full, are hidden by false walls. But if they must show, It the youngâ€" sters paint them to match the genâ€" ral color scheme. volunteer corps of carpenters, fixer: and planners whose eager enthusiâ€" asm will make up for minor lacks in technical skill. Every part of his body was distort. ed to more than twice normal size He refused medical treatment. He refused to heed her appeal to flee. Finally, after firemen had heâ€" gun burning weeds in order to smoke out the hornets, she dragzed him from the lot. ment, Perez‘s mother rushed to the aid of her son, While someone called the fire departâ€" YOUR DRAPES ivbers of the family. aive her bridge club poker party without *st of the house. a folding pingâ€"pong Python Pet Nov. 12, 1928 ed in storm off Oct. 25, 1927 _ alda sunk by exp Seguro, VBuzil, 314 Oct. 16 â€" Tp in Yangtse River 1,200, Jan. 26, 1926 lost in storm in rescued by the which lost two 1; , venom and all nake park at P does a rattle, J Oct, 10 .. Ste pedoed; 480. Jan. 12, 19209 sunk in Bay of B March 18, 192; kong sunk by rock ! May 10â€"British troopship Santa Anna torpedoed; 638. June 14â€"U.S.8, Cyclops left Barâ€" badoes and never heard from; 293. Iuly :18 Japanese hatueship Kawachi blown up; 500. ‘ Oct, 6 _ Otranto, British ship with Us.S. troops, sunk in collision ofl'[ Scotland; 431. April 25, 1 Kiangâ€"Kwan Hankow ; 500 gon torpedoed in 610. Yl"lhlrd blown sever, ‘n"2t? capsized in Chicago River; 812. Feb. 26, 1916 â€" Cruiser Provence sunk in Medilernnenn; only 870 saved of nearly 4.000 ahaa»4 May 29, 1914 â€" Empress of Ireâ€" land sunk in collision with Danish collier Storstadta ; 1,024. May 7, 1915â€"Lusitania sunk by German subwarine; 1,198, July 24 â€" Excursion steamer Eastâ€" land capsized in Chicago River: 812. Sept. 13, 1905 â€" Japanese warship Mikasa‘ sunk by @xplosion; 599. April 14â€"15, 1912â€"Titanic sunk by iceberg; 1,513. Sept. 28 â€" Jananese steamer Kicâ€" kermaru sunk off Janan. 1 ana ‘ June 28 â€" Steamer Norge wrecked off Scotland; 646. Dec. 30 June 15, 190. General Slocum River; 1,021, collision off Gibraltar; 574. June 25, 1894â€"Steamship Norge wreched in North Atlantic; 600. Feb. 15, 1898 â€" Battleship Maine blown up in Havana harbor ; 260. July 4, 1898 â€" La Burgogne in collision with Cromartyvshire: L6R April 1, 1873 â€" Liner Atlantic wrecked off Nova Scotia; 547. Dec. 6, 1874 â€" Cospatrick burned at sea, 470. Sept. 3, 1877â€"Princess Alice sunk in collision in the Thames; 700. Sept. 19, 1890 â€" Turkish frigate Ertogrul foundered; 540. ‘ March 17, 1891 â€"â€" Utopia sunk hy Sept. 7, 19 9 â€" British warship fot{nde_!'ed off. Finisterre; 472. Oct. 29, 1867 â€" Steamers Rhonl‘I and Wye and about 50 other vessels wrecked at St. Thomas, West Indies, by hurricane; 1,000. April 27, 1865 â€" Steamboat Sulâ€" tana, with exchanged Union prisonâ€" ers, destroyed by boiler explosion on Mississippi, near Memphis; 1,700 (approximately). ; Oct. 25, 1859 â€" Steamer Royal Charter wrecked; 446. Sept. 13, 1858â€"Steamer â€" Austria, Hamburg to New York, burned in midâ€"ocean; 471. + "i(';:'-cb. 1854 â€"â€" Steamer City of Glasgow left Liverpool for Philaâ€" delphia; never heard from; 450. years Following is a list of the more notâ€" able marine disasters in the last 80 While the loss of life in the Morrc Castle tragedy was appalling, other marine disasters of the past century have taken bigger toll. 1 Marine Disasters In Past Century own children and the neighbors. It would, be a good way to keep the youngsters at home during the long winter evenings. all sorts of "stunts" for both your two lifeboat n â€" _ Troop ship 28 â€" Jananese steamer Kicâ€" 1 sunk off Japan; 1,000. 29, 1914 â€" Empress of Ireâ€" m in mid-Atlantici;- the“PNSI'dent ROO] 920â€"French steamship of Biscay; 500. 1921-Stenmer Hone. Port Elizabeth, Here he‘s car. 1918â€"Chinese sunk in eco ) â€" Steamer explosion â€" off Steamer Leinster â€" Vestris founder Virginia Capes, 110 British transport 898 â€" La Burgogne in h Cromartyshire; 560. 1904fExcursion steamer op ship blown at Kiuki.ng, C This young Principessa â€" British warship up at her dock: burned _ in En;; â€"â€" Utopia sunk by transport Araâ€" Mediterrancan : men se steamship collision â€"off Roosevelt Antinoft wn up 4 Chifll, Maf. Porto Hong torâ€" bu_c. 10. 06W MMOD‘Ls alter her returp from lawy school a;., altep they haq formed a Partnersn;p ~ Despite hep Practice ap4 duties ag village ‘attorney, _ 4 Post she bag filled since 1929, Miss dray tinds time for aviation, riding â€" an, other athletiog.< > llw pr;(.tl ther, who ber returp Danaville, N. Drimary for th. ti0n, Migg Hel village attorney didate evep in { COun(y for cou gate. o al CCC "oo 9t BBE lage that decided | to hold feast. To insure jts buccess, cask was built, into which 0; ticipant agreed to pour & n winre. "If J gip my bottle with soliloquizeq one, "ang empy the barre} with the others, & won‘t be noticed," The biy rived, anq with all the villag sembled together the great ca tapped, And lot Only _ watap forth, Racp of the villagers h reasoned, ‘My bit win not b ed," Coznmunlly feasts have p, Of style, but not the more! ME s TY | ue Miss Pratt, . w School in W practice a, er, 'hO d'Od n °6 Mat new backward ind upward line, Where formerly waves on the sides of the head were get almost horizontnlly. they are now placed in the hair at &A decided angle oungest Candidate He stressed that the side ends were face, they are now c gives that new back line, Where formerl ! But it is the diffe silhouette that is go summer‘s bob look & last winter‘s hat, it 1 this _ expert, The a backward and uy line, as he described out in back yet man a line shaped to the This was ascertained at the Hairâ€" ’dreneru' and Cosmetologists Associâ€" ation convention where leading coifâ€" feurs forecast fall and winter hair styles, The new bob is from an imch and a half or two inches below the natâ€" ural hairline where it stopped this summer, zaid . Louis Prarme, presidâ€" ent of the Coiffeurs‘ Guild of New York. A story Chicago.â€"The feminine bob is get. ting longer, the post very often leads to delays, expense and annoyance. It also costs the people of Canada a considerable sum of money each year through the necessity of maintaining Dead Letter facilities.â€"Perth Courier. Failure to observe these simple rul °s in the preparation of articles for 2, Use of return addresses on all mail so that undeliverable matter may be returned promptly, unopened. 3. Full prepayment of postage. 4. Careful packing of parcels. 5. Use of correct mailing lists, 6. Correct address on all stationery. 7. Tieon labels to be avoided as, owing to these labels becoming deâ€" tached, there is the danger of the article being left in the mail without proper address. le, but not LOwell Ban The department adds, however, that much more coâ€"operation from the public is still required before the desired results may be attained, and it suggests that the following rules be observed by the senders of mail in order to prevent the letter filndâ€" ing its way to the Dead Letter Office: 1, Compléete addressing, including use of street and number when reâ€" quired. It One may, therefore, easily underâ€" stand the rejoicing on the part of the postal authorities when they are able to announce that, as a result of greater coâ€"operation from the public, there was a reduction ir the number of articles reaching the Dead Letter Office during the past year. Annually it costs the postalsauthorâ€" ities of this country, as of other countries, a considerable sum . of money to trace and return to the senders all of the letters, parcels and other mail matter which are improâ€" perly addressed or otherwise fail to reach the intended destination. up before 6 o‘clock, makes the fires and performs the usual farm chores. He admits, however, that be is getâ€" ting old because during the last harâ€" vest he dug and handled only 200 barrels of potatoes and fears his limit this fall will be 150 barreis, For Vernon Grifin, born at Black River, NS., almost 97 years ago stil. gets He Thinks He Must Be Getting a Bit Old At 97 He Only Handled 200 Barrels of Potatoes Last Harvest he described it "C5sed that where lormerly ends were curled teward the ‘ are now curled away, which t new backward ind upward ere formerly waves on the the heag were set almost 11. io the . Helep Ney, is the .\"Olul in thé fheld in 1 county judge . is told of a graduate ,f it uz'. has w o) Acquired frow Banner the difference ; Fewer Dead Letters _ / _ NCrs, surely it 4." ‘The big day ar. aAll the villagers ag. r the great cask was Only _ watap fowed the villagers haq also peu F For Your Hair Line [k.lo;:xn(i(‘ t Pratt 92 Unoppos»q diference in the fail is going to inake this )Ok as out of date as , it was learned from manages to "IU not be missâ€" atts have gone out the mors! of this 14 in l..vingnto. judge 4nd surrgâ€" which cach par. pour a bottle of upward s weeping PPOSed in the ‘ratic nominaâ€" tt' 26'.ve.r.o|‘ yOoungest can. emPy it into 484 _ Other new medieval vij. , Abd it fluffs Bong cach par. Albany maintain water," After searching B £ boy with an Eng the part of David wood . studio direc found five suitable The youth of Englar be talking English talkie accentâ€"Han cartoonist, has recently said th counts for the d ly swept over t the land of for« ©00,009 acres of marshes through brought about t ®uch & storm ps ists a generatio warnings but we Detroit News. "Whe saint or upon he Re feel « T you kno w Me Sh« An #I+% Ity D €xJ ter B t« <i We Curk H band natu of t} igh Dy n noo in M Creed Bt Bo W B W Whe Wi M Whs W he Wha l and it Om € 12 Oh th