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' _ Wake up your Liver wuulu nave to tale a nerve tonic, 'urrerrtitiousl, for it wouldn‘t do to tell anyone, least of all his parentl. Already hi- mother had been pro- testing against his studying too hard, and if she new one would be bound to inlilt on him giving up his Mien- tilic work. The queer thing woo not! he ind not felt unwell. Even now It’s Liver That Makes .re F eel So Writched Strangely. he no longer felt the least afraid though the place was lonely and atarh enough in this time of night. Exhausted he hung himseli on the heather and, as he lay there recc'veriug breath, he began to wort-, der what could hare happened to him! Mun! be going " his champ, he de. cided. " a renal! ot all the hard thinking he had done in connection with his valve and the elou he had been making to combine the study of 'tcientiite wi.h that of legal textbooks Strange that it should take him like that. " he had any more of it he would have to take a nerve tonic. aurreptitioualy for it wouldn't do to tell anyone, lean of all hia parenta. HOLDS FALSE TEETH TIGHT AS CEMENT He began involuntarily to glance round into the dark corner- of the stable, in eyes funive, an it he half expeeled to see a ghost. The hair 'slowly stilened on " hetui--tte could feel the shrinking of the acalp. Mia hands went "ottlder-high, the liner- nipping involuntarily. Then he bol- ted an it all Hell were after him. scattering his precious apparaiua a. he sprang toward the door. Acrou the farmyard and up on to the Moor he raced, and as he ran he screamed. WHY DID " DO IT? After about a quarter of a mile‘a run he pulled up breathless, The man turns out to be Adam's -to.ver--corxute Perkin, Adam. In his private hours experi- ment. with short-wave when". No attempt. to track the thieves and "who. an old warehouse. Adams enters the building while the [In watches the door. Suddenly he heu- toot-tops. Adam Meruton, a farmer's Mon, ll'llcl'd to I lollcllor, make- . bravo but unluccculul attempt to thwart "or" mm:- In . bot-patching raid Th. has In: torn from the hands of a attrt who allorwlrd- explains to Adam that It contains "I. an". “Mn.- of her father'. thou. _ lune No. 47--'34 " ' I 6'00666tot..s * F" moms p your Liver Bile ---No WW' New"! 'oo" t""'0960oooooo-, Millions have found that Aspirin can even I bad .headyrhe., neuritis or rheumatic pun often an a law minute-I In the stomach as in the glans hem, an Amn tablet start. to dis- nolvc, at . . manta, almost the ieetrir.touthei.jjiaiG.' It be. 'ou want Id "rare-i" -iriGr 5:; ballad and get the method doo. torNt"r,eserire-r-aypiiiit.] '(ers Little Liver Hill. .. Sale. Quick and II" them by name. Rem" It I” druggS-ts. " mm. on. Pleteriwiiii"r," or chewing (um. or ' dort't Wake up your When in Pain Remember These Pictures Aspirin is the Trude Mark of the Bayer Company, Limited An Win tablet sun: to damne- - and p to walk. I. 2 SIGN“ " "0' WAY“! FIVE CROOKED CHAIRS Faster Way Found to Relieve Headaches NOW PAIN OFTEN lEIJEVED IN MINUTESI Why Aspirin Works So Fast Eyre; below when By FAREMAN WELIS u' ”new“ we. your pain The train went leisurely along with m soothing, It Somewhat bumpy rhythm, like some “the beating a drum lntenninnbly In the mun, and Admin thoughts returned ”3.130le cm, to hi- naventureo, tirttt In the lune at Pennymoor and then in un- uter Geait Street, shuttlecocking that Iron on. to the other. But tt was to tho thought of Prlullln that M. minted thoughts returned moot To and himself so soon afterwards engaged in the single~handed pursuit ot a thief among empty buildings in a. decidedly sinister neighborhood " ter dark, and to realize that he had not the slightest craven impulse, was gratifying to him in a double meas- ure Moreover he could rettect that he had not hesitated to attack two men at a violent type only a short time earlier. Emphatically he was not liable to panic. The “fair in the stable must have had some other ex- plantation than that. . statement, I Ever since then he had been won- yurine what he could do to eoatirm that his nerves were sound, that he was not going to prove cowardly " the onset ot danger, he who had al- ways secretly told himself that he was afraid ot nothing, and been more, than a little complacent over the; Having thus hastily trtttistled him- self that thereku’ no serious dam- age he straightened things up rough- ly and then blew out the lamp. He walked quile calmly out into the dark silent yard from a pitch-dark stable. out ot which he had bolted, terror- stricken, bl" an hour before when " had been well lit. And as he wulk- ed he unveiled at his loss ot self- control. The oil lamp was still burning and its light enabled him to survey his seamen-ed apparatus. The tangles of wire were rather worse than before. His heart fell as he noticed that the valve was no longer glowing. It would be dreadful it he had damaged that. But a few minutes' investigation proved that the circuit itself had not been damaged beyond the tearing up- art ot a connection. “They've no right to set their snares about the yard". answered Meriaton Senior doubtfully. "Per. haps it was cats, though ft sounded as if someone was being murdered. Gave me a fine scare. It's about time you had your supper." "All right, Dad, I'll Just put out my light." He passed on and entered his den. Adam answered more tactfully thin truthfully. "Yes. I know. I've been up to the moor to see what ft could be. I reckon it was only cats, or else a rabbit in trouble with a snare," In the farmyard he blundered into his father. "Where have you sprung from? Light's on in your old den and just now something was screaming u it the devil was after il." returned to the farm. He must switch on the current before going to bed. He had had enough for one night. It was time to slow up it he was going " his rocker like this. le felt no symptoms or overwork, no headache, no nervous twittrhings. 0b- viously it was some queer nerve symptom that bad atrected him, something that was not likely to oc- cur again and that he had better for. get. I rw I mf v; “.1- u'""""---. At this point he Remember these two points: Aspirin ftgd, and Aspirin Safety. And, see t at you get ASP”?! '. t is made in Canada, and all dtuggiats have it. Look for the name aycr in the form of a cross on every A: irin tablet. 6d tin of 12 tablets or economical bottle of 24 or 100 at any druggnt'n. practically up soon " you swallow it. Equally ynportant, Aspirin is late.. For twientifie tests Ihow this: Aeirin dqa not Mm the heart. .. W ' I t [ ' '69699t.; "P.99'v9erFt.eet, I rose and soberly I The .multitude today is mistaken about everything dubbed Victorian. It is not a combination of worn-out ethics, ridiculous fashions, and silly lsentiment. Instead it's what it al.. ways has been since inception - a powerful force affecting many lives. It still colors existence for the younger generation even it its lead. ers do consider themselves not only immune but superior to anything but, the emotion of tomorrow. ' Fl The (Written for The Journal by Call- away Marston.) Our world has turned around so they tell us, and is already on the march back to Victorianism, the gay nineties and something lying be- yond. The excursion', well on its way. Where will it end? Victorian Home Seen in Retrospect All Adam knew about those ctr Imminent-es was that his father had employed Mr, Perkin in a successful lawsuit about that time, He was un- aware that his articles had been se- cured by the damages recanted, that tlomehow Mr. Perkin had been relate. [tant to hand over the money, and (that, as a. way out of the dimcuity,t his untrutsinesrlure parent had been, persuaded of the advantage of ttth curing for his son a career that in no other way could have been ttttopt" ed If that time. ONTARIO -AiFeiiii'i? TORONTO He was wasted in the dusty obscur- ity ot Mr. Corville Perhin'l one”. In every way he wu out ot place there. He could not even conform in the matier of attire to the demands ot a legal career. When ttrat he had entered the service ot Messrs. Per- kin, Paramour and Perkin, of which combination Mr. Corvllle Perkin was the sole surviving members, his un-l businesslike clothing had caused a titter from the other clerks. Mr. Perkin had at the first put up with a Byronic display of unclad . throat and a head that only occasion- ,ally, at week-ends, submitted to the constriction ot a hat, but in the end jibe had protested. Adam's sole con- cession at that time had been the sub- Giiiriii or a tennis shirt for one of I’khaki drll, and the adoption ot a muffler in five contrasted colors for fontdoor wear. Mr. Perkin at that had lshruggcd his lhln shoulders resign- yedly. Perhaps he promised himself Ithat there would be an inevitable change as Adam grew to maturity, Ite it is equally probable that he was 1influenced by the circumstances in which the lad had been articled. (Written for "ting emotional experiences beginning with his now htrlt-forroiton fright and culminating in a new love “fair, his Brst. For once in his life his mind had ,100 much to deal with, not only the logical problems of his loan] and scl- entitle studies. but incongruous, bat- I He shock " his thoughts as he stepped down to the platform. I The rain had ceased at length, out .here at auiy rate, and a cold wind, straight from the open moors, was (iiiii',lt, down the comfortless sta- tion. He remarked to himself that he was the only passenger for Meng. bridge, and was mildly curious to note that outside there was a big car waning apparently tor someone who had failed to arrive. He wondered if it might be returning Pennymoor way, but the idea ot receiving a lift raised no enthusiasm in him. He come this way always on his labor story evenings, and tonight the walk home would give him a chance to get his thoughts straightened out. ianied the stead, into Men-bridge He shook " stepped down to The rain and 4 ‘or t I pulled into M often and " we: 3 vision ot the girl's Inca under the drizzle necked light ot a street lamp that finally accom- panied the steady jotting-0t the train (To Be Continuum l, Station his thot , the pl: ceased a He'll not forget the "What-Not" and all that stood upon it, the crewel fire screen, the wondrous silver sew. ing bird fast screwed to many-draw- ered lyre table--. red pincushioned little creature that in its beak held firm a seam while Grentgrandmother plied her needle. I, out wind, was sta- that Any man who dates to the seven- ties or so can get I bit of his own youth back by submerging himself in memories of a Victorian childhood and its surroundings. Present-day antlmacassars form a link with the past. Carefully considered they should start his brain working and lead him through a maze of paint. ed lamp globes, satin bannerets, bed- izened rolling pins and other major mistakes in taste to gilt window cornices sprouting whiskers of green or magenta fringe, velvet bell pulls, and stiff lace curtains that hung with wide spread tails upon a Brussels covered ftoor. This Canada of ours had much to recommend it in those distant days when lovely ladies knew little of careers, fine horses were its pride, and many a gentleman voted for "Sir John." When the old order l passed massive mahogany and Ber- lin wool mottoes were alike rele. gated to dusty attics. Lucky today the home where they have stood un- disturbed, for such things are in fashion now, and waxed and polish-; ed and shining as never before they will again become part of some room approximating the parlor in which Greatgrandmother wore her black silk dress-a silk that readily passed the quality test of the day and could "stand alone." he Modern residential museums may have their admirers, but one one loves: them. In no sense are they home. Comfort instead of art was the aim of the ancestor before pea- cock feathers and Beardsley decora- tions burst upon an unsuspecting world. In those days of innocence no rings left by damp glasses marred the rosewood expanse of the old square piano with its knobby, dust.. coflecting legs. The "Maiden's Pray- er" may have graced the music rack, but no jazz version of a "Red Hot Mama" ever stood beside it. This Canada of ours had much to recommend it in those distant days when lovely ladies knew little of careers, fine horses were its pride, and many a gentleman voted for Plush that we: scarlet, bullrushes lurking in corners, bustle: that made caricatures of women were not the best that Bourished when Yietorin ruled at Windsor. Bed is they were can they honestly be counted worse then a modern dwelling where the trail of the decorator is mark- ed by imaginary squares, oblongs, and ovals, the same being the ap- pointed places from which certain furnishings may not depart lest an effect be destroyed or a vista alter- ed? thing’s welcome that will modify the present-day packing-ease variety of furniture, the new nudism, the neu- rotie books that blister while they emote. Even some art, dancing and so-called music would be the better) for purging. I Exquisite Quality up»: can»; 1' E A sense and sensibility helpea tho Victorian en what it th, ed the one perfect thing in filled with such essentials funnels, thick stockings, and and molasses in season. l, In one old parlor the table top was level with a certain small boy's eyes and precisely in the middle was a tall glass globe on a little round black stand. It protected something so rare that in later days the Taj Mahal itself seemed no lovelier. The treasure was a white wax cross hung with delicate untinted roses and liles and tendrils. Today even a so- phisticate would forget to pose while admitting its beauty. Then it seem- parlor. Any child ever aware of personal contact with its dark and gloomy splendor will retain the memory while lite lasts. So ob- normally hirsute was one Great. grandmother’s sofa with its stiiHy matching bolster pillows, that mere remembrance still causes a rash to arise in one man's imagination. I Once started - this reconstruction of a Canadian parlor isn't easily ended. The doing of it is a ttue cinating pastime. Remember the marble topped, mahogany pedestaled table and what stood upon it along with a "keepsake" or two, and that green and gold copy of "What Every Lady Should Know"-, sort of post- script to Mrs. Chapone's famed dis- sertation. essentials as red ‘. and sulphur make In; - me while it seem- a world made it great-made it for a time---now makes its security, its simplici sire today of all who km _ Max Press, in the New York T Drink and be proud and forget. The in: word in still unnid. Though the veil of gray doom fallen And the wound unheeled and Pierce In: the kiss of the steel, But fiereer the iron wine That send, you reeling with you blood-filled eyes From the ruin of the shrine. Wreck takes no toll of courage, Disaster no toll of truth, Honor is where your flag was tak And Croce where you poured yt youth Drink and be proud and forget, The flame and the star are de But in the scroll of the last tribul The last word is still unread, anCEt,iiivi7e,7r'1)'fr' Fresh from the Gardens a mall Ayf'2U,ge", Forgetting its simplicity the all who knew it. -madt it laughed u le star are dead. the last tribunal still unread. New York Times I was taken- poured your its peve, Ttt ‘mmty new trom her tlt Silent, with gnrments ot WI“. down . field may of Echou And memories or From", she beckons to l In-.-» A- Hidden, the Hidden the Ill-tel; Ea 0 I beg the B.B.C. To revise its scheme, Lost the jokes that used to Vanish like a dream! Lest all jest: are hid away, Gem " well as stumer, In one grim. oMeUU grey, Burial ground of humnr' l Yet this cautious plan implies Points one cannot like.--. As of jokes men used to prize Stuck upon n spike; Dusty Jokes of vanished gents, Bygone nnd betrlootned-L Jokes " Ancient Monuments, Scheduled and cntombed. your wrung tram it I smile. Do not trot it forth again When you "tahe the air Leave it in its little den, Docketed with are. Brother, ere you crack that Please consult the file; anly some preceding bloke Wrung from it I smile. Do not trot it forth again (There is 1 rep in about to start ”Item for all jolt Odin!!! It the mic de "Swift as In ca, about 120 miles an of . golden eagle land "My be taken eagle tUwatthatr and I halt miles feet in altitude. red An tto-ton wooden steamer, “ith it Diesel engine, has Just been launch, ed " Sydney. The vessel was hum by Mr. Arthur Davis, eighty year, of we. and his three sons. They ca'Y- ed timber felled from the bush aw Joining their house, and fishinzmr‘ it with axes and adzcs. ,,_..-- - ncu‘rn It the factory and hand in their [rule meters and their _boota and shoe. "From an educational I view, brondcasting in still in tirat stages. If it cannot be foster higher ideals of life, be preferable. so far Is edu loom. that broadcastinl be eliminated altogether." Two Liverpool girls earn tl, livirfg by walking twelve miles dar. They test new footwear. TI girls, Ilia Peggy Robertshaw an Kin C. Davies, with a pedomt-u attached to the right leg, walk th prescribed distance and return t the new" “a 1...”: .v .. . . "When we ham all the vast fied of good literature that could be ex- plolmed for the development of high. er forms of thought and morals, It la a mBeetion on ua that this kind of thing la tolerated, and that Me allw it to be meted out to chifdren at this particularly unsuitable tune in the evening. l "This type of em handed out at a " hour, when the small c ing for bed, and its ol sister is settling down It is worse than sent tainment that comes i; literature. It comes tht and enters the mind l through the door of CD ation. “The commercialization of “WV- icu Inch u brondeotine frequently luau to a lowering of cultural standards. Such is the morbid inur- est created by broadcast thrillers tha' they are going to have a devastat- ing etteet on the mind of the child. which is no plastic, impressionable and emotional. v.0, " I recent touhen' confer. eetee, aid: "We all deplore the thriller which is being put over the air, to often to the detriment of the child mind. I refer to the kind of entertainment which bu as m Neurone! undiluted crime. who, It a recent Sydney, New South Wales - Strong objection to radio "thrillers," mainly bmdcsst from American records and featured by the "'rr' class stations in Austrelie. has been taken by parents sud educators on the ground of their bad effeet on children. These stations, as distinct from "A" clue stations, which obtain their revenue from iisteners' license fees, subsist on revenue derived from advertising. lost of the "thritleri' ere sponsored programs. One of the most severe critics has been the New South Wales Director of Education. Mr. G. Ross Thomar, -LA " - ---, A - I 120 miles an hour, if the spew) tolden eagle observed in Scut- may ho taken as typical. The iUwnt that me for about three hit miles and gained Loos; I Radio (relic and g3 I color-owe g November So Declare Australians-s, Removal of Programs Exploiting Crime "--Wnetsester Wind on to start an oiticUl r all jokes emitted by tho microphone.) 'ainfui Prospect 'urious World I report that the 'l"' crack that juk In eagle's ititdu Harmful to Child of iitmiirt. st new footwear. Th; Pet Bahrain-w and her clots-u: Itenn Chandler Mtobe I it cunnot be used /, ideal} od life, it would Ind its older brother Ol in; down to homework than sensational cnter, t come: in the form 01 comes through the can ot Play-- o Winter " way. educatiopul Point "Lina [It in education is broadeastine should xind of the chi: of creative imagir tt tee, walk the and return to "ep- utter: Guardian entertainment JI pedometer B.By fili ttlt' very eek