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At vonce dat cow get so hungry she try to eat de horn, But she can‘tâ€"it stick in her neck. Den she cough and the horn go toot. Cow get scared and run up de road coughâ€" ing and tooting. Catarrhal Deafness May Be Overcome ‘Oh, you see my cow von‘t eat, so I tell Olson and he give me bottle of medicine *o fix it. He say to put a funnel in cow‘s face, den pour in the medicine and cow will get hungry. "Ay ain‘t have regular funnel, so I ask Olson vill dinner horn do. He say it vill do. asked Lawler Brown in h'i’s- office. "Olson the veterinary? Tell me why." "Vell," said Lars. "Ay vant some damages on Olson. "For a long time 1 suffered with rheumatism, and at one time was laid up for about nine weeks. About five years ago I was advised to try Kruschen. 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At the recent Ontgrio Scout leadâ€" ers‘ Conference at Hamilton, the Gilt Cross for gallantry was preâ€" sented to Scout Donald Marshall of the 5th Hamilton Troop, for saving from drowning another boy who had broken through the ice on Hamilton Bay. Digby, N.S., has a Boy Scout work shop equipped for wood workâ€" ing of various kinds, to which boys may come at any time and "make things." Toronto recently formed its first Scout troop of coloured boys, with headquarters at the Grant African Methodist Episcopal Church,. The mouth organ band of the 1st Sudbury Troop, was invited _ by Bandmaster Robert Barker of the Sudbury Nickel District band, to contribute numbers at the band‘s next public concert. Owen Sound Sea Scouts have been given an old 16â€"foot lifeboat by the Dominion Transportation Company. They will spend the balance of the winter fitting it out for summer cruises. Captain Slocombe is giving the boys instruction in navigation. Clever work as a magician by Scouter Denis Thyme, was a feature of a largely attended entertainment of the 1st Sudbury Troop. He dup licated many professional _ tricks, producing live rabbits, eggs, etc., from unexpected places, and finally escaped from a nailedâ€"up box, to reappear at the rear of the audience. Boy Scouts of Ste. Anne De Belleâ€" vue, Que., held an entertainment in benefit of the local branch of the Victorian Order of Nurses. The joint birthday of Lord and Lady Badenâ€"Powell, February 22nd, was celebrated by Scout banquets in every part of the Dominion. On Sunday, February 24th, many special Scout and Guide church services were held. In Toronto, Roman Catholie Scouts throughout the city, attended morning mass at St. Peter‘s Church. One of _ Saskatchewan‘s active Scout troops is the 16th Saskatoon, at the Provineial School for the Deaf. A library in which Scouts ~may read magazines and books between 7.15 and 8 p.m, when the meetings begin, is an ‘experiment of the 1st Hudson, Ont., Scout Troop. For a winter carnival to be held at Huntsville in the latter part of March, the manager of a local hotel has placed a large attic at the dis posal of visiting Scouts, free. Their only expense will be meals. Scouts interested in attending the carnival, may communicate with Scoutmaster Fred Loft, Box 385, Huntsville, Ont. Over 200 Scouters and Committee men from all parts of Ontario. parâ€" ticipated in the Scout Leaders‘ Conâ€" ference and Provincial Annual Meetâ€" ing at Hamilton, February 9th. ) « 3 to ever 3 Here There / Ever ywhere . â€" A brother to every other Scout, without regard to race or creed 1BuiLD sones TMVITAMIN D. HEALTH LsTRENCTH DEPEND on me} J sCOUTING {â€" Juniorâ€"I‘m glad I‘m not a snake, Fatherâ€"Why, son? Juniorâ€"Because when a snake has a stomach ache, how does he know whether it is a stiff netk or what it is? Exports of aluminum in January amounted to 14,942 cwt., valued at $234,023, more than double that of January, 1938, when it was 6,806 ewt., at $140,913, the bureau. reportâ€" ed yesterday. Raw gold exported in the ten months ended January was valued at $3,227,639 in comparison with $1,â€" 904,864 in the corresponding year last year. Gold bullion exported in the ‘ten months ended January amounted to $80,643,431 against $49,320,692 in the same period last year. Ottawa.â€"Gold bullion exported in January amounted in value to $10,â€" 835,000, all of which went to the United States, the Dominion Bureau of Statitics reported. In the corresâ€" ponding month last year the value was $5,627,384. The two animals to be kept in Eastern Ontario will likely ‘remain at the Central Experimental Farm in Ottawa, where they are at present, GOLD EXPORT IS NEARLY DOUBLE Canada‘s January Total Susâ€" tains Increase Of Past 10 Months In the event of a sufficient number of these highly selected mares not being available in any locality where one of the imported stallions is located, a second class of mares, not quite so good as the selected class, will be given services or a $5 and $10 basis. If more mares are needâ€" ed a third class of grade mares will be arranged for on a payment basis and the foals be sold as grade geldâ€" ings for work purposes. From the first two classes it is hoped to seâ€" cure breeding stock, ' The scheme goes further in that it arranges for the sale of the foals from the first two classes mentionâ€" ed. This will be by yearly auction at central points in Canada, the aucâ€" tions to be under government ausâ€" pices and widely advertised so that breeders and farmers â€" desiring breeding stock of known ancestry will be able to go to these auctions and bid on the animails, Under the plan formulated . free service, free board at the breeding station and half the cost of transâ€" portation will be paid on approved and selected pure bred mares of the highest quality, From these it is hoped to secure a number of highâ€" grade stallions and mares which will be sold for breeding purposes. Believing that unless something definite is done there will be a great dearth of good farm horses in all parts of Canada within the next few years, Hon. Robert Weir, Minister of Agriculture, has formulated a definâ€" ite horse breeding policy. His presâ€" ent objective is to secure good breedâ€" ing material. Two of the ten Clydesdale stalâ€" lions recently imported by the Doâ€" minion Department _ of Agriculture are to be kept in this district in an effort to improve breeding stock, The remainder will be sent to other points in Canada. Of the two to reâ€" main in or around Ottawa one is & fiveâ€"yearâ€"old which will be ready by 1936. Celebrated Clydesdales For Eastern Ontario ing rink for the benefit of the comâ€" munity. To give young skaters a safe chance to enjoy themselves, the rink is reserved to them every afterâ€" noon until 4.15, and during that time no hockey sticks are permitted on the ice. Youfll children easily eatch cold. 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You may need to dance as much as he needs to read, In any case, each is feeding his appetite and doâ€" ing the thing he enjoys most, Collecting butterflies is another man‘s golf; a rose garden is ‘anothâ€" er‘s gold mine. _ Creamery butter production has increased to such an extent that stoâ€" rage stocks are considerably higher than in the previous year. . These high storage stocks will tend to keep butter..prices at a lower and more uniform . level during the early months of 1935 than in the past seaâ€" son unless some of the surplus stocks are exported. Ifâ€" no export movement takes place, a small carâ€" ryâ€"over in butter stocks is not unâ€" likely, with a consequent depressing influence on prices which may cause a diversion of milk into cheese manufacture. Increasd _ production in many dairy countries and in Canâ€" ada does not point to any marked improvement in returns for dairy products, _ Moreover, a general imâ€" provement in pasture conditions in 1935, with a consequent increase in butter production, would â€" probably lowerâ€" Canadian prices of butter. Canadian dairymen, however, . can improve their economic position by a careful culling of unprofitable cows and by better herd management in breeding and feeding operations to increase the average production per cow, You can‘t measure all men by the samé standard, Each invests in the thing that will bring him the largest measure of satisfaction, Each buys the thing that to him is bread. Total milk production in Cnnuh.l says "The Agricultural Situation and | Outlook," published by the Dominion‘ }Department of Agriculture in coâ€"opâ€"| eration with the . Department . of| Trade and Commerce, continues to‘ show an upward tendency which has been due almost entirely to the greater number of cows being milkâ€" ed. It is likely that this trend will continue during 1935. Cheese pro-] duction continues to decline steadily with milk being diverted mainly to the manufacture of creamery butter and to the fiuid milk market, due to more _ remunerative returns from these _ sources, Prices for cheese have been lower both on the overâ€" seas and Canadian markets during| the past season, while butter prices on Canadian markets have improved during the past two years, ‘ DAmy PRoDUCI'S ‘, _ Now Unduog::d“ahou * [N CANADA‘The Enite_r;_C.u_nu'i‘a_ _ Potato A preliminary waterâ€"colour art course ....... $10.00 An advanced waterâ€"colour landscape course .. $35.00 A Commercial Art Course sso.wo Send 3 cent stamped envelope for other information. 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Calcium and phosphorus are twoâ€" minerals specially required for laying pullets and hens in the manufactureâ€" of One result of the very promising {inancial report that was tendered the members of this time honoured organization at their recent annual meeting, was the indication that there was every possibility that anâ€" other object ‘of the body may be achieved in the course of the current year. â€" The establishment=â€"of a vetâ€" eran‘s home in Toronto, to be operâ€" ated by this body. Little more than ten years ago it was felt by the then officers that the organization should have a band, this was achieved after. great exâ€" penditure and brought to a slate of such perfection, that before long, and for the past many years the band of His Majesty‘s Army and Navy Veterans has led the annual Warâ€" riors Day Parade on the opening of the C.N.E. This section of the orâ€" ganization also presents high class concerts at varied times and places throughout the year. to glut the market,. Consignment selling, which has been contributing largely to price demoralization will be prohibited and sales will be made under firm contracts. The schemealâ€" so provides for the development of export markets and for increasing domestic consumption of potatoes. H. M. Army and Navy Veteran‘s Mutual Benefit Society Under the scheme, it is expected ordérly marketing will result primâ€" arily through control of the grades of potatoes entering the commercial channels of trade and pototoes of inferior grades will not be allowed â€" The scheme embraces the provâ€" inces of Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick and Ontario. The potato growers in these provâ€" inces have been receiving inadequate returns for their potatoes and the position of the growers has been particularly difficult this year. 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