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m " CANADA? Mes That the It loda water I extent by " That up: Wood. person. s F ms during the middle ages. tux the diamond Is the ardent [r ml in the world but may be ' v.1 wen as " a piece of coal. ‘r the lowly milkweod could to tr " to yie'd rubber, oil, cloth, ex.- r ~-WS, lacquers, and stock feeds. (14.: the skin of toad has been x :siitically woven good tor gout an: that bee tings no good for rh mnazism. "i'"at previous to 1617 the in!!!“ an! "racer were one “d ttte “I. :4: nr-wspapers, artitieiat silk and 1:11an all have the lame parent he wood pulp from our forest L" 0 You Know? The big grandfather clock that strd in the hall of little Betty’s h me was a never ending source of “mum-men: to her and the used to :‘mnl a long time gazing " it. One '.cr" her aunt entered the hall and :j.g'.'s' the child staring " the clock. Aunt-ls the clock going, Betty! 16 Oar home ia all a-buatle, Mother has to hustle, Though sister needs her help the has to wait; There's a suit in need of pressing, And a call for help in dreaaing, For Sonny has grown up and ha: a date. We remember once when Sonny As a human was quite funny, Fur his clothes were aeldom he" or clean or straight; Now he zeta his whitest collar And he raises and! a holler If his things are not jun right; he he has a date. “is manners grow assuming Am his hair gets mud of groom- mg, Now he walk: with carriage Sophisticate; ' t We have lost the little fellow With his rush and squeal and bellow-- hr Sonny's now a man; he has a date. adv t an 11 w n---Ye, anybody Th most of or white. wine vin- now made by trickling 11cc. water over wood shavings. Julilcli: Leisure is time not wl to labor on the part of one ‘ms work. One who does not have um have no leisure. He is idle; rc,em' is not leisure. t' two words are in no degree yn.ous. Idleness is the" hardest {f work. Millions will testify u: faet--unprodaetive work that) "ructive to morale. we may be a blessing or I :Iik-ness is generally a curse. anaesthetics were Brtrt used the fiyist being chloroform. the barber: used to be the .'l (who got a job " com- traveler)-8inee I started weling business I an my "Jack Frost, Davy Jones, (‘Iaus." a "fizz" in soft drinks " r is now made to a mu burning coal. 'tty-No. Auntie. It's hug still and wagging i e SIX to state the number of bones le 'iody, to name the various < and state the special work of a: last asked: rc'ier--Now who can tell me huppens in the stomach? ,' had the class thinking for a at. Then up went Norman's umcrly, very pleased that he :'ne answer: - I That's good. 7325, I'm not taking orders was visitor's day at school and pupils were studying physi- V The teacher, having asked ESTONE ADVERTISING:-. L-nvmg epitaph, which also is unlsement for the deceased, Hui in a Paris cemetery: lies Pierre Victor Fournier, of the Everlasting Lamp, rnsumes only one centime's t" oil in one hour. He was I ”her, son and husband. Bis ahie widow continues his in the Rue aux Trois. Goods all parts of the city." HAVE s (with hands over her If you can't guess who it is guesses. I'm going to kiss ave you." 'iosed find eheek." are her~All right, Norman, tell , takes place in the stomach. an-Stomach ache! may be made tron: héXRD sweetest words q00 snows up: in the a just its tail. r95 STANDARD BRANDS LMerrw, In." Ave., and Lib-m se.. Tomes. Out. troad no. hunk. “lay-l Yul! ”ltd" I“ "Thomlloodaomtm" EGHT, tasty bread is largely a matter of per- feet leavening. That's why it is so important to use de.. pendable yeast. With Royal Yeast Cakes you can be sure of full leavening power every time. Each Royal Yeast Cake is protected by a spe- cial airtight wrapper. They keep in perfect condition for months. Coffee Cake. Recipe on isiiiii, Royal Yea: Bake Book. It't eerfo {an thin delkloua - ,._. -Vurvuccl Nobody knows what a to do; not even the COW, int finds himself upon th dilemma. He wishes to I but he has no mean: at l In no”: Yam 'dia-iii," 53:13: The wholo - will like (11;: tender Puke: Hoyu_Rolla. Recipe i The magistrate expres as follows: "A man wht stop his car when n herd on the road is a menace i He said also that no d determine what a. cow is and that the onus is the the driver. Nothing couh true than the tart, set f, Worship’s final senenre I miiii""""iiiii=iii'i'ii' Warns Editor After Review. Ing Magistrate'] Judgment On Case """---.. A new legal status has been given to thst passive and productive animal, the cow. It is no longer necesmry for this domestic quadruped to watch her step like the common herd. A magistrate at Truro Nova treotitt, has delivered a judgement regarding' the circumstances immediately ante-) cedent to the untimely decease ot a wandering bovine, upon which judg.I ment the late Mr. Solomon could scarcely have improved. The cow was4 in the road. It was contacted (nicef new expression invented by hustling; salesmen). Ralahm'end Ind Bum give (cmptlna variety to your menu. See page " ot Laycl Yeast Bake Book for naive. ROYAL YEAST CAKES give you perfect breads, rolls, coffee cake and buns . . . magistrate expressed no "' " menace and a fool." 1130 that no driver can what a. cow is going to do 16 onus is therefore upon Nothing could be more he facts set forth in His inal senence. Iowa what a cow is troine mu wnat a cow is going en the cow. The motor.. [elf upon the horns ot a wishes to pass the cow . means ot knowing just menace and who does not ot caztle is himself Demand and Get Remember this: "Aspirin" is rated among the fastest methods yd discovered for the relief of headaches and all common pams . . . and gt,' for the average person to ta regularly. _ “Affirm” Tablets are made in Cana a. 'rie,hrlt", Is the registered trade-mark o the Bayer Coin any. Limited. Look for the name safer in the form of a cross on every tab et. “ASPIRIN” . Countless thousands of people who have taken “Asririn” year in and out without il .eff.eet, have proved, that the medical findings abeut its tafetytere gqrrept, -- _ We say this because, before the discovery of "Aspirin," most so- called "pain" remedies were ad- vised against by 2p..ice.ni', as being bad for the stomar ; or, often, for the heart. And the discovery of "Aspirin" largely changed medical pretict.. A _ - - A medium-brow is one who says: "Hold your horses." A low-brow is one who lays: "Keep ycur shirt on." " tion you don't know ail ilGiii, for the relief of headaches; or the pains of rheumatism, neuritis or neuralgia, ask your doctor what he thinks about it --in comparison with "Aspirin..". _ A - GtFF BAKER 39 LEE AVE. TORONTO, GRAND FIRST PRIZE of tt Com. mercial Art Course or a Walnr Col- our Landscape Course valued at 850.00 tor the but copy, tour inches wide, made from thin portrait of the most popular young man in the British Empire. Entry Fee: Twenty- tlee coma for each entry lubmitted. A unable prize for everyone who enter. this content. which closes October M, 1935. A high-brow is one who says: "Please possess your soul in pati- ence." Don't Entrust Your Own or Your Family's Well-Being to Unknown Preparations BE,1i'oi),R,11,yg,1nthe,,e,y,gree,r,a,e You are taking for Headaches, Neuralgia or Rheumatism Pains is SAFE is Your Doctor. The author was born in Berlin, Ger.. many, educated at the German Acad.. emy of Sports and Body Culture and Is an excellent skier himself. He has lived for some years in Canada and has done much to further the Interest ot Canadian; in this winter sport. MONTHLY PRIZE CONTESTS For Amateur Artists (That is any- one who is not earning a living from Art). Whither tht - Remedy Mr. Bautzman’s method is the one that is now largely used in Europe, and has as its foundation the idea that everybody can, and should ski. This theory ot skiing is the ultimate outcome ot years of experience gain- ed by our greatest ski exper.s. These; pioneers in the realms ot skiing have paved the way for later generations ot skiers who may now enjoy the ad.. vantages without the troubles exper. ienced in breaking new ground. Mr. Bautzmzann has set forth the lessons in simple, understandable language which is made yet more obvious by the many illusratlons interspersed throughout the pages. The Man Who Knows . In a neatly bound, handy-sized book "Learn to Ski" (Macmillan’s Toronto) Hermann Bautzman has given “Len- thushsts the volume they have been looking for. ,,_._-. - “we-unuu ‘common to all deliberatiitt mammals. college professors, etc., is subject to unpremeditated and therefore unfore- seeable vagaries ot locomotion. These are distinctly embarrassing to the automobile driver, whose only safe course, par.icu?arly in View of this recent judgment. is to go back a tew miles and detour. It is tiiftlettit in the light of person- al experience to completely stifle all sense ot sympathy tnr on. In...“ -. - -iwV - IV". The driver nu no preconceived en. apathy toward the cow, Indeed the milk ot kindness nay be in him. His ordinary sentiment in the matter of cowe in one ot good will and esteem. He has no desire to injure either hair or hide of the ruminant ruminating in the highway. but the cow, preoccu- pied with guet'ntory problems pecul- iar to its field of activity, has a tend- ency to gyrate. The cow, in moment; of nhsttrntiro, when the cow will be when he ar. Ms. Ho has little uomuch tor it, whereas the cow has tour. “A , . LEARN TO Bl! re on some great Douglas tir blew down the mountainside about Cowichan Lake. or every thousand seeds, the experts tell us, only one on the av. _ When the King is steering his own yacht, with a wet sail and follow- ing wind, it should please him to look up at his tall masts and realize how far they have traveled--what an im- mense variety ot timber the Empire produces. Perhaps two centuries ago. Just about this time of year, the cones - "0,... n. “an“: n tor King George’s yacht. They Douglas tir, straight as an arrow more than a hundred feet, clean iimbiess most ot their length, kind of timber that only the Pa Coast can grow. Prom the Victoria Times They took two trees of the hillside of Cowiohan Lake the o:her darand brought them down to the water's edge and shaped them to make masts for King George'- yacht. They were Douglas tir, straight as an arrow tor Since 1915, the date from which records are available, the greatest amount of rain to fall in Stratford in one year fell in 1932 when 36.63 inches was recorded. The lowest fig- ure since 1915 was last year's mark of 23.19 inches. - HIGH DESTINY FOR A TINY SEED THATT ELL ON A COWICHAN HILLSIDE Since January 1 of this year a total of 17,29 inches cf rain has fallen in Stratford an average of 2.16 inches for each of eight months which have already passed. That total of course is not yet equal to the 1934 mark of 23.19 inches of rain but with four more months to ‘go before the records officially close, for the year, and less than six inch- es of rain needed to equal last year's mark, the chances are that rainfall for 1935 will pass the mark of last year which was a comparatively dry year. While the year 1935 to date has been termed "wet" by farmers and iothers, the rainfall since the first of the year has not been much greater than the average rainfall for twenty years back according to figures in the records kept by of- ficial weather observer, Alex. Abra-l ham. 8tratford's Vintage Rainfall Not Much Grp: Than Average for Past Twenty Years ion. The 5 cent admission fee pro- duced $14 for the troop funds. The museum included Indian and pioneer relics, natural history freaks, tropic- al fish and other interesting objects. . y s The Cult Council of the Knights of Columbus were hosts to 60 boys of St. Patrick's Scout Troop of Galt, St. Clement's Troop of Pres- ton and the lst Hespeler Troop at a corn roast on a farm some dis- "The Biggest Thrill of the Fair" was the enterprising announcement of the Boy Scouts of Goldwater, Ont., regarding their "Boy Scout Museum," at the local fall exhibit- American Boy Scout visitors to Ontario this summer included a party of 53 from Norwalk, Conn., who were shown over the Welland ieanal district, and Joined in an in- ternational Scout camp fire at the Niagara Falls district camp. The American lads took home with them a Union Jack and the Niagara Falls Scouts an American flag, the gift of the American Vice Counsui, Elton Hoyt. IM couples attended a dance held under the auspices of the 1st Sudbury Group. The hall was decorated in green and gold, the Scout colours. 1935 Not So Wet For the Labour Day week-end an- nual Tirniskamimt-coiehrane district Scout Jamboree leaders and Scout: were present from Irapuskaaing, I Kirkland Lake, Coehrane, Iroquois Falls and South Porcupine. The Scouts camped Friday night and conducted activities all day Satin: day, concluding with a big program- me in the skating rink in the even- ing. A Seouts' own church service was held on Sunday. The trophy for; proficiency in treout-eraft was won by] the Kirkland Lake Scouts. 'ea feet, clean and their length, the Much Greater rainfall foe the Pacltie SCOUTING A high destiny, need that fell upon couple of centuries For another century, the survivors grew slowly, while the weak tell to the ground to sink back once more into the earth and enrich it. .Betore while men came to the island the King': masts were sizenble trees and they continued to add one tiny ring ot thickness about their trunks every your, until they were meturo and ready for reaping-teu, to carry great white wings ot can"; on I royal vane] " the other lids ot the world. Ag the forest grew, the seedlings surged up, a thousand or so to the acre, as thick as hair on a dog's back-little Christmas trees such as You see along the Island Highway today, each trying to grow higher than its neighbors, fighting tor the precious sunlight. The tight was ltieree and relentless and went on for halt a century. By the time the two) trees that were to make kingly‘ masts had grown 50 feet in height! and a foot or so through the butt.’ most ot their neighbors had died,; starved for lack of light in this 1e ward surge toward the sun. Only the', strongest could survive, only one tree: from ten thousand of the seeds that! tell on the hillside. erage grew into a. tiny seedling, and of these seedlings, possibly one in ten survived the firtst year. The tall masts now on their way to England were two ot the lucky one; There's no use refusing to let your wife have her own way; she'll get it anyway. for only the five months from Aug- ust to December, when Mr. Abra- ham took over the duties as weather observer and recorder. ( The following are the figures in- dicating rainfall for each year. be- ginning with 1934 figure: 23.19; 24.89; 35.34; 33.75; 24.5; 25.32; 31.54; 29.35; 33.06; 27.21; 29.32; M.68; 33.23; 80.58; 28.35; 30.1; 81.28; 32.88; 30.11. Figures for 1915 are available one year has the-precipitation heel; on par with the average. - "cut, to ace. U1 course For six years the records show’through what are terme rainfall averaging four inches below I buildings, and that Is one the 20-year average mark and oniyltiocL, to the midway til In the past 20 years rainfall has been well above the average of 28.- 74 inches. In 13 of the 20 tears the rainfall has averaged over three in- ches above the 20-year average mark. the past 21 years, inclusive of 1935 and 1915, is 28.74 inches. May Rainfall Heaviest The month of May has been the month in which the greatest amount ‘of rain has fallen. Other months have been wet enough but the high- est rainfall figure for any one month was in May 1916 when 7.95 inches cf rain fell. In May 1924, 6.05 inch- es of rain was recorded and the same month in other years has always shown a tendency to be wetter than] other months of the year. Some 400 people attended a unique evening social held on the lawn of “Stop 19 School.” under the auspic- es of the Welland Scout Groups. The grounds were brilliant with many coloured lamps loaned by the Hydro Commission, and benches provided by Church of the Open Door were ‘arranged in I. large tremi-eirgle. The programme began with a series of wrestling bouts, and these were followed by tl Scout camp fire pro- gramme which included the invest- ment cf four Cubs and 3 Scout. Ad-; dresses were made by Chairman John Warren of the Board of School; trustees and Reeve Frank H. Clarke) of Thorold Township. The evening! was declared the most successful' ever held at Stop 19. t Here ' There Everywhere r, anthem regard to - and a compress for the sprain, and used his tie in improvising an elective head bandage. The incident was re- parted by the American motorist concerned, who wan greatly impres- sed by the lad's eMeieney. S. A. Scout Troop, and had learned his first aid under Brigadier Rufus Spooner of Salvation Army Ter- ritorial Headquarters, Toronto, sec- ured ice from a nearby farm to make Good first aid work was done by n Salvation Army Scout when a cyclist, in a dense fog, ran into the rear of a car and suffered a sprain- ed wrist and a bad cut on the fore- head. The Scout, who declined to identify himself further than to say‘ he was a member of the Cedarvalei The programme included a five-min- ute "amateur hour," coronet solos, Scout songs, and an address by A. D. C. Leonard Wheeler of Galt. tance from the city. During the evening three Scouts who had pass- ed Separate School entrance exam- inations with highest marks were presented with $10.00 tseholarships. this tor a tiny I mountainside n " The average person might BP)" he or she did not know anythmg about " such things and therefore would not be Interested. A p'g to just a pig, and I I. cow Just a cow. Truth is there are {people there nearly all the time, herd-men, breeders and ttgrtuer..exhL (bums, and they would be only to pleased to tell the Inquiring Person, " good deal that " trememouuly in- Heresung. It one want: to know it the tttr-and-et) young farmer of today understands teietttitie agricul. . taro Ind stock hut so and ask him. 1 He bu . great deal to Import. There In much to bole-med " the ml fair Excellent opportunity for gentleman with wide local 'teqttattttance and securities nie- ubllity to build up hi- own bulincu, backed by progressive. conservative organiution. Applicant mun furnish banking and character reference; Apply by letter in eontt- dence, “are“ Beeretary, Mt Temple Building. Toronto. l And yet back in three sheds were I the sources of our bacon and ham. our lard, sausage and {pare ribs; our 3 supply of milk was represened there, {and our butter, cheese and our sun- ! ply of meat. here were animals there I for which 3700 or $800 had been paid: l there were others which were not 'tor sale on account ot their worth I in a herd. In the shed: was the has- i is of the good breeding which in ma. Hug livestock an industry instead of is lideline. _ On several occasions there was op. portunity to go through the sheds where there were housed hoes. sheep, beef and dairy cattle, and not at any time was it noticed there was anything like a crowd. Jus‘. I few intererted people looking around. " may have been that the people who went to the stock sheds were the ones who should have gone, but their number was always small compared with the crowds elsewhere. and I. chance to play semen where it in known in advance that the min be- hind the counter is always winning no matter what happens to " cue- tomerr. A loser may feel the game in not fair. but he knows in advance he is trying wits with I sharper man. But there they ftoek. l locks to the midway and there 1; seems to stick. It wants amusement, was plenty ot opportunity to get a fair enougli Idea ot what the people went to Bee. Ot course, they so through what Ire termed the mun tent I. fall fair miss the point? The Stratford fair In through for another year 1nd while it was going on there A Cow Is Just a Cow Further information regarding de- tails of the dinner will be published in the near future. Watch for it in this paper. The ex-members of the Csnsdion Corps Cyclist Battalion will hold their annual Armistice Dinner and Re-union in London, Ontario, ‘on Saturday, Nov. 9th. Arrangements are being made for a Inge gather- ing and many of the old "pedal- pushers" have already made plans to attend. All former C.E.T. Cyclists who are interested should write to Sam Mercer, Secretary of the Can- adian Corps Cyclist Battalion Asa sociation, Registry Building, 90 "l bert St., Toronto. Issue No. 41 L- C.E.F. Cyclists Pun Does the average person who " OPPORTUNITY TORONTO BIG L'i3jfif] THE PERFECT Chewing Tobacco Armistice Dinner The crowd [GOLD a, The Institute of Practical and Applied Psychology no ”(amnion lawn" mu. ounanc AN OFFER To EVERY l.Nr1s"N'rolt Us! of wanted Hnrnlimm mm lull Information lent free “I Danny My. World Patent Attorneys. 2:3 that Street. Ottawa, Canaan. 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