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ut on my leg id no good. the smarting,, y of Mecea., 1E PAS] NOX TION ou s ZEMA rOOK S RN & LVES BEG D sing Machines kill employment? in some cases, perhaps. But last year one motor car. manufacturing company in the Uniterd States alone paid out to its workers $323,000,000, *h‘ not including wages to thouâ€" T} &n e propose a prayerful terim: ‘ in order opened for whon the Winter for W pla MACHINES AND LABOR Vhen our handsome local bank er, Athol Beattie, hurried out to hospital April 1 and was told had become the proud papa of nsâ€"2 girlsâ€"he just grinned, on . of knowin‘ what day it was. that‘s really what happencd.â€"‘ Windsor Star. A tax on the weatherman. A tax on weather forecasters. A tax on political forecasters. And a special tax on the taxers. These are just by way of a little riety. _ If the taxing experts at ‘mcnton want a few more ideas work on we can supply them thout working overtime. n the meantime, Alberta dogs ‘ going to help carry the load.â€" thbridge Herald. I THE DOC PAYS HIS SHARE \ tax on ng to sl \ tax on 4X type of affixed to Th met with a quizzincal stare; its abâ€" surdity seems altogether too obvious. But Winnipeg replies that this situâ€" ition is already here and is ready to riag forward proof. For 16 vears C N PBaoua af ishas tax on Spring, Summer, Fall Winter tax on the weatherman. tax on weather forecasters. tax on political farecasters. The regrettable fact is that many psrents have neglected this simple precaution. Of 100,000 Toronto chilâ€" dren between 6 and 14, about 35,000 were said recently to be without imâ€" munization. And â€" of 50,000 _ preâ€" school children 30,000 had not been treated. These 65,000 little folk are the nucleus of a possibly _ serious epidemic.â€"Toronto Star. parents can afford to leave children unprotected when 8 simple treatment is available hat a certain proofreade arful the day this appea ocial columns: "The dinn ended by fortyâ€"tight me citchener Record. ta that MAYBE TRUTH, AT We are wWillim® tw urcas esc wl invention never stops and the latâ€" t promises great things for every in who drives a car. To tell any torist that he may yet be able to a whole Summer‘s driving on‘ 10 12 gallons of gas would be to be t with a quizzincal stare; its abâ€" rdity seems altogether too obvious. t Winnipeg replies that this situâ€" DC TEN GALLON A sSUMMER ax Of each a xX in ioronto, diphtheria‘s Tavages were reduced from 1,022 cases â€" and no deaths at all in 1934. This was a record which, under present cirâ€" cumstances, the city could not exâ€" ect to duplicate, and in 1935 there vere 46 cases and 8 deaths, an inâ€" ignificant number when compared vith the record of 1929 and earlier ‘ears, before toxoiding of the city‘s hildren was undertaken. it "ln the‘ : Eneuntih h n n d ay 4n F. i onl in w ts nudren was undertaken. It is the toxoiding _ of â€" children ‘hich has wrought the change. Since 929, 125,000 have been given this iphtheria-preventing treatment. It not absolutely certain in every ise, but results seem to indicate ‘at the claim made for it â€" 95 per mt. efficiency â€" is more than jusâ€" fied. Its guccess is such that un DIPHTHERIA IN TCRCNTO has e are willing to wager a cookie a certain proofreader got an NO FOOLIN‘ ommon garden V OICE are the dog days in taxaâ€" berta dogs are to pay $1 a : for the privilege of living. happen to be purebred it‘s cost them $10 annually. a tax, not a levy. Just a _that the way may be _ more and better taxes Legislature meets â€" next its second session, let us few which should receive onsideration ‘n the inâ€" Io geiting up in the mornâ€" cats. political clubs members _ of claints to have met With the temperat: _and a stiff wind bl ider coupe travelled this attachment or soline. This would miles to the gallo: rate the _ ordinary ible to drive all St been working arburetor whic an ordinary c: THE WORLD AT LARGE litog rallons CANADA ccess is such that no afford to leave ‘ their thia appeared in ti;; and another on dicate is p new device dinner was too good to e is preparâ€" device _ and see. â€"Haliâ€" variety _ of Pue political and ment. _ It in _ every indicate â€"â€" 95 per than jusâ€" man immer of that _ _ new in _ be nd â€" at with re 10 owing, repre such 20 The average man, who, to be sure, takes a good deal for granted, comâ€" monly looks upon himself (with some complacency) as belonging to one race or another. Our newspapers no longer dare to speak of the English race for fear of offending the Scot, so they freely substitute the British race, although the ethnologist might object that the British were the race, or races which inhabited these islands before the English came. Dare we speak of the Scottish race when it is obvious that the native, say, of the Lothians is nearer akin to the Yorkshireman than he is to the denizen of Argyll or Sutherland, and that there is more difference beâ€" tween the East and ‘West of Scotland than between the North and South of Great Britain? Then can we say One At There will be no war because, though the Germans have broken Locarno, the French will not treat th» breach as an act of war. It would be an act of war if the Rhineland occupation was a mobilizstion for the purpose of attacking France, or if it was intended as the jumpingâ€"og. stage for an invasion of the Powers al.ied with France. Plainly, the Rhineland occupation is neither of those. So settle down with your afâ€" fairs and occupations and go about your business. At present, anyway, "There ain‘t goin‘ to be no more war" for anybody. â€"London Daily Express. at ofi the More personal punishment and the taking of fingerprints are recomâ€" mended for juvenile offenders by the Chief Constable _ of Manchester. Birching does not help. We commend to the Chief Constable the wise words of the Home Secretary to justices when the Children and Young Perâ€" sons Act was passed in 1933. He deâ€" clared that the experience regarding whipping in most juvenile _ courts over long years is such that they rarely or never need to oxercise it. London Daily Herald. We agreed with that judge who ruled that a w does not bar a man from an automobile. It is woor that cause most of the t th M | _ _ DISCOUNTS "Exams» Dr. L. J. Austin, professor of surgâ€" ery at Queen‘s University, is of the opinion that _ scholastic examinaâ€" tions are overâ€"stressed on this conâ€" tinent. He recalled the frequency with which suicide was the answer made by disappointed pupils at Unâ€" ited States schools who had failed to obtain the requisite marks. In Canada many people were inclined to regard examination failures as a disgrace to the family. This was a wrong attitude and the tendency to exaggerate the importance of beâ€" ing successful at examinations was causing _ much unhappiness. _ Proâ€" fessor Austin, who voiced these senliments regarding examinations, was speaking to the Kent County branch of the Queen‘s Alumni Asâ€" sociation and his words will probâ€" ably have the effect of lessening the anxiety of many â€" distressed pupils and parents concerning the outcome of anpronchins tnots as uskret ols Co ENGLISH, BRITISH, OR WHAT 1€ _ "The cars crashed with such force that a steel roof on the American car was buckled almost to a sharp peak," reads the despatch telling of the death of four and injury to two near London last week. And it is pertinent io ask what ever justifies suck spzed on the nighway, speed which eliminates the slightest vestige of car control. â€" St. (‘atharinesl Stan do nd. REAL COMING TROUBLE Isn‘t the answer to much of this objection to machines this: That machines create new consumption (such as automobiles) and that conâ€" sumption creates work and wages? Mples ) PeC 9: It is â€" Journal sands of workers producing materi ’a!s of which automobiles are made, _ Talk of going back to the horse andâ€"buggy days is easy, sometime: sounds convincing. But how _ many days would the manufacturers _ of buggies have to work or produce beâ€" fore paying workers $323,000,000 * And what would they be doing who are now working on materials with which automobiles are made, or working on machines that make autoâ€" mobiles ? approaching test "NO MORE WAR! THE EMPIRE JUVENILE CRIME PREVENTION TCO MUCH SPEED PRES S worth thinking about regarding _ examinations, ig to the Kent County the Queen‘s Alumni Asâ€" id his words will probâ€" he effect of lessening the many distressed _ pupils _ concerning the outcome ing tests at schools and Woodstock Sentine!â€"Reâ€" CANADaA, THE EMPIRE with _ that â€" Indiana that a wooden leg man from operating It is wooden heads of the trouble. â€"â€" be doing who materials with re made, or nat make autoâ€" 43 Otta wa Man supposes that he directs his life and governs his actions, when his existence is irvetrievably under the control of destiny.â€"Goethe. Speaking of his new charge, the Queen Mary, Captain Sir Edgar Britâ€" ten, says she is "the easiest ship to handle I have ever served in." _ There speaks the sailor when he says he serves "in" a ship and not "on." All landsmen refer to being ‘"on" a ship. They sail "on" the Soâ€"andâ€"So from Montreal, or they arrived "on" the Suchâ€"andâ€"Such. You sail "in‘ a ship; not "on" it. If you wear nautical togs and talk big about being "on" a ship you give yourself away at once to a real sailâ€" Or. Sir Ronald Lindsay, British Ambassador to the United States, and his niece, Lady Elizabeth Lindsay, shown as they attended preâ€" view of H. G. Wells‘ film in Washington, D.C. "In summer the gardens and the peach, apple and figtrees add to my income," she continued. "Some of the fruit and vegetables are sold to my milk and butter customers." In support of her theories the "lady farmer" points to a bank acâ€" count sufficient to finance her busi ness through the harvest season. He Serves "In" a Ship Miss Peavy is a believer in diverâ€" sified farming and last year had 60 acres in cultivationâ€"40 in corn, 10 in peas, nine in cotton and one in sweet potatoes. She keeps between 50 and 75 hens and says her eggs and surplus chickens usually bring good prices, * | Arising at dawn, she â€" milks six cows before breakfast â€" then jumps into her automobile and is off to town to dispose of a load of milk, vegetables, butter and eggs to reâ€" gular customers. Then â€"she hurries home to take up â€" the managerial veins. ‘ Without any training for â€" farm work, Miss Peavy took charge of the farm in ©1934, after her father‘s death. She lives there with her mother, and a hired man assists in the work. GRENVILLE, Ga.â€""A fot of hard work, planning and much worrying." That‘s how Edna Peavy, in two years, as "head man" on a 250â€"acre farm, says she has managed to pay off a stack of bills and put money in the bank. Works and Worries Over Hei 250 Acres But Makes Them â€" Pay 'lhat there is a British race, or, when we look at the Norwegian, the Dane, or the native of Normandy, must we admit that the difference between them and the â€"British is only a lanâ€" guage and nationality? â€" London Morning Post. Belgian machine gun crews, part of a division Staff, engaging in large scale maneuvers near Beeverloo fantrymen in the rear can be ‘seen creeping forward. Newly Formed Belgian Division "I was not sure about the drinkâ€" inz water. As I went along streets on high ground, I noticed that manâ€" hole covers had been blown off and water was spurting up in a small geyâ€" "I talked to Georga Lamede, chairâ€" man of the Williamsport Red Cross, and he asked for blankets, bedding anl underwear. The people needed thousands ‘and thousands of blankets immediately, if sickness was to be prevented," he said. "The Canton Red Cross sent 200 folding cots and several thousand blankets, 50 mattresses, and a lot of clothing into Williamsport by motor. "The office of the Williamsport Sun was flooded, and the newspaper openâ€" ed an emergency office four blocks away and just beyond the flood waters. They didn‘t publish a paper; the newspaper men acted hs a rescue crew, bringing marooned people â€" to safety. "Some refugees did not clothes. The river rose s they had to flee in their j ingt. "People slept on beds, coats, floors, tables, anywhere they could find a place to lie. Some of them were without blankets or covers of any kind. "The extent of the fire‘s damage could not be learned, because boats could not reach the burned section. "Fire broke out in the transformer plant of the Pennsylvania Power & Light Company. What damage it did I don‘t know. Newell, a Red Cross worker, was one of five persons who formed the first relief unit to get into Williamsâ€" port. He reported 2,500 refugees were fed in one school building by the Red Cross. "Many people were marooned and without food," he said. "I talked with a man who had not eaten for over three days. He had just boen‘ rescued from a downtown apartment," Newel!l continued: "These marooned people fashioned hooks _ and grappled for floating bananas, oranges and any other food floating with debris and trash, A severe fire added to the terror. It was believed to have consumed to the water line the block bet ween Pine and Samvel streets on the south side of West Second street. ELMIRA, N. Y. .â€" Fred Newell, editor of the Canton, Pa., Sentinel, gave the Elmira Advertiser a graphic dcscription of _ flood eonditions _ at Williamsport, Pa. Phousands Hunger.â€"Huddled Together Without Blankets Or Covers of Any Kind. Water Mains Broken Editor Recounts Horrors of Floods Can‘t Be Reacke1 Refugees Are Fed rose so suddenly 10n recently called rloo under the wa; night clothâ€" even have motor. , chairâ€" of * Sheâ€""How do you describe bacheâ€" lors?" Heâ€"*"As men who have contemâ€" plated matrimony!t" Engage in Maneuvers Poor youfig;ger:;:w ;t’ is off World at bestâ€"for the & boxes, and ribbons and dishes reach. Once she lifted a dol proceeded on her way. Peggy‘s nose just reached the counters. Only the edges of bright merchandise appeared to tantalize her. store ‘ne nasement." suggested the clerk. , Mrs. Jones smiled happily as she stepped out of the elevator. All the marts of the world seemed to have emptied themselves here, and were either hung, stacked or spread before her gaze. Here she could dig under mountains of curtains and yank out what she liked. Here she could get hold of the end of a remnant and . pull. She was blissfully happy, beâ€" cause she shopped by touch as well] as by sight. At the third counter she got tived of this pigâ€"inâ€"theâ€"poke business â€" and said so. _ "Why don‘t you try the basement?" suggested the clerk. Revels in Handling Goods At the third enimtar sho mak itlla "Goodness," gasped Mrs. Jon helplessly. "I want to see son stockings â€" a lot of them. 1 li things to be out on the counter so can lay a hand on them." led to colors by D watchful eyes of st: Drawing up to ally she asked for would she please : kind, also size, price? Up went her She wanted to spend ten dollars, on exactly what she wanted. But she wasn‘t sure just what â€" she needed so many things. Next vday she took Peggy In glass cases lay exhibits of such merchandise as was permitted to be profaned by public gaze. _ The rest was reverently hidden in black comâ€" partments that slid into the wall like coffins in a mausoleum. Mrs. Jones went into looked suspiciously like seum. "Hands O Is The Wrong Touch "Three bedies that 1 know of were picked up and 1 know that â€" an entive family of four were lost. have been drowned. Nobody how many died in their beds water suddenly rose and trapp like rats. sers. I think the water ha\grbeen broken, since s,° gasped Mrs. Jones, ‘I want to see some â€" a lot of them. _ I like ‘Dp to a counter eventuâ€" ed for stockings. But lease tell the color and size. and about what hands to touch little by Belgian General of staff officers. Inâ€" Instinet lifted a dolly and ned. Nobody knows in their beds as the t knows | _how man& them hem as the Mrs. Jones. is a Handsâ€" into a store that and trapped them an art mu mains must the â€" water within to the HOW TO ORDER PATTERNS Write your name and address of pattern wanted. Enclose 20c in stamps or coin ‘(coin preferred); wrap it carefully and address your order to Barbara Bell, Room 230, 73 Adelaide W., Toronto. 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Comparing the situation today with that of a decade ago, Sir Wallord adâ€" mitied that there was prevalent at this moment much depressing broadâ€" cast evidence of a debased taste for senseless mufic sensationally rendâ€" ered; there was also a strikingly healthy and rising tide of musical unâ€" derstanding and taste for the art it« self, as apart from its associated uses. They might safely imagine millions listening nightly; among them tens of thousands were doubtless listening with everâ€"increasing critical discernâ€" ment; and among them, again, hunâ€" dreds of young people of outstanding musical sensitivity (including perâ€" haps a genius or two) were listening creatively, jeasting on good things, but mentally vowing never, _ when their chance came, to afflict the world with the banalities that were still so frequently heard." beyond all previous experience. Withâ€" in 10 years things might become clear which otherwise would have taken a century to dawn on the mind of man. For they could now scan by means of a good wireless set the whole musical firmament. evening by even‘ng, provided they had â€"tfearnt how to focus this new kind of teleâ€" scope to their ears, as they focused the other kind to their eyes; and proâ€" vided also that the B.B.C.‘s choice of music and listeners‘ powers of dis crimination were adequate. of Arts in London he said that long'- distance listening was bound to speed up musical interest and discernment Comments the Montreal Star, "The different _ broadcasting 8y s toe m s throughout would probably like to put more good music on the air but they are handicapped by public taste. The poor music often heard must be a concession to numerous ignorant listeners. The trained musicians may be in desprir at some of the programs especially from the United Stales.‘ But the wellâ€"known English musician and composer, Sir Walford Davies, is able to extract rays of hope trom even the worst. Speaking before the Royal Society A Dressy Pyjama Set Radio as Creator Of Musical Taste VWUN I AKDL iÂ¥in Morse stayed four years in Englana where ho achieved considerable sue cess as a portrait painter, Then reâ€" turning to his native country, he af terwards became President of the National Academy and an eminently successful painter, his sitters becomâ€" ing so numerovs that he was unable to meetâ€"and fill all his orders. It was during his return voyage to America in 1832, following a second visit to Europe that Morse got his conception of the telegraph. Twelve years Jlaterâ€" onluyu.lmâ€"honuupubuc demonstration of his invention, sendâ€" ing a message from Washington to Baltimore. of his heart," or words to that effect. "Well," he said, "if they can be hapâ€" pier under the government they have chosen, than under mine, I shall be happy." The rest is wellknown his! ory West portrait tCoumn an American, of the Royal Academy {avorite of the King, w him Sir Benjamin Wes Samue! Morse, inven ectric telegraph, had b lon as a young man an become an artist, He Washington Alston, the; painter in the United $ went to London with A There he met Benjamin though an American, s of the Roval Academy mo« and mocks n L« reply "Rl pressi noted TORONTO shock ( you $11 "And Jn bet Poeit Story half his Pithy Anecdotes Of The Famous 111 "Most of us begin to understand how really important good health is« only after we have begun to lose it." â€"Artie McGovern. "You‘ve got to us orchestra business themselves they s1 â€"Rudy Vallee. "The state is its prestige as interpreter of t Benito Mussoli m "Sympathy for the work ing is quickly forfeited whenever the duct of strikers is unreasonable bitrary, lawless or unjust." â€"â€" 43 D. Brandels ilf fin dor and peaceful proces of our own vast country for law and order and cesses in the life of the community of which we soluble part." â€" Norma it will he did monopoly; . tr, Nazi monopoly Fascist monopo [ So They Say! son No m« "The only certain â€" is to see that it neve that is where women . We have acquired the habit _ of magnifying youth and its energies, of belittling age and its deficiencies." â€" Havelock ENis. Asto thi I‘tt n to tell Rid In TY hiamn ubman w it i the Deelaration of Inde Morse heard the piquant West himself, says Ernest (in "From Amber to Amâ€" re it is â€" as related by you 1¢ mour Of M h in and h will ser as we s Lo got to use psychology in the nd (} ‘ lik that e 4s resuming its right _ as the sole and supr of the needs of society solini. noy pC In hi H« U hess, If they enjoy y spend more money." th di i Dt on« and that le studie then the d States, i Allston rin West. h m Norman H. Davi in â€" Germg truih in Jt " â€"â€" Dovoth M ti nd th ho LOi miniscent Ar ind way to end w r beging. . A »me in th th« DX fo we stand peaceful proâ€" internationat are an indisâ€" its right and ind supreme , and he in 1811. who, alâ€" resident th &1 proi A grk law and s in the so we st chi "It on 61 t h Ol und ily {1 Lo Iy Th O milh cou or 1 And d ty