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g#i "It is the man who does not exp too much who is always happy."â€" Some of the most delicious of the seventy or so different varieties of da‘e;. cannot be packed for export. They can ouly be eatom whams Hliaw Ellis, who is in charge of the vegâ€" etable cellar at the big prison, said he had found a pail of brewâ€"mash hidâ€" den among the potatoes and carrots. Ferratti, considerably intoxicated, came along just as the discovery was made and swung at Ellis with a powâ€" erful right fist, Ferratti told the court he had obâ€" tained the "home brew from someone else," but that he had drunk "plenty." "He did not kno my head rang for a Steward Frank Elli Ambrosge Shoa,. e oo & Te eentence for attempted murder, Pasâ€" quella Ferratti, 36â€"yearâ€"old Italian, was sentenced to serve "sig additional months" for getting drunk and assaultâ€" ing a prison steward. ". 5e wepth.â€"we used to hear poliâ€" ticians and money magnates declare that a new system would have to be devised so that such a disaster could never, never occur again. Cheerful 1y, as the curve of business swung upward, they began to present us each with his own plan for assuring future inmunity from the unhappier conseâ€" quences of the economic cycle. And now when we believe we have emerged from the woods what do we find? The reformers are putting their plans back into pigeon holes and the financiers are in a huddle talking of how to softâ€" en the blow when the next depression comes.â€"Calgary Albertan. Till the Next Depression But it is all very discouraging to the man on the street. While the deâ€" prossion was at its heightâ€"or should It be depth?â€"we used to hear poliâ€" ticians and money magnates declare that m new sÂ¥stem WOuLE haus is L. dle public money good the intentio serious everlappin under such a syst KINGSTON.â€" A sporting city moral eity. The is both a civic a promote civic pa tke boys interest Sports and Morals ideal toward whic tion should direct ford Beaconâ€"Herald Not quite half of of Stratford now o1 Moreover, the tren Which is not a hea! community of hom{ Homeâ€"Owners Wanted The international situation is like an ulcerated jaw. And it starts up reâ€" flex actions in three teeth, Italy, Gerâ€" many and Japan, either singly of all tozcther, so that one doesn‘t know exâ€" actly where to lay the finger on the cause. It is a super toothache.â€"Hamâ€" ilton Spectator. iditional" Half Year Added to Life Term When Prisoner mers don I Six More Months 1 Canada has reta wheat championship Internationat Exhibit and pulpwood ¢ lief by the Gove ible decision â€"C Carada‘s Farmers Lead Sensiklse Decision Ableâ€"bodied single to work in Northe 118. Alvert Matthews, new "first lady" of Ontario, admits her most imâ€" portant hobby is her husband. Husâ€" bands in general will appreciate such Woerthwhile Hobby 1Ger Mrs. Albert Matthews iy" of Ontario, admits | wtant hobby is her hu YVOICE Guite half of the householders tford now own their homes, er, the trend is downward. is not a healthfcl situation, A nity of homeâ€"owners is the »ward which civic administraâ€" hip ng city is generally a good . The promotion of sports civic and social duty. Â¥You Ivic patriotism by keeping interested in home sports. | sport and â€" support the zood bunch of rooters helps Is Given Press knock me down, but THE WORLD AT LARGE t a week," Assistant Ellis told Magistrate Already serving a life CANADA eaten where they | organizations to hanâ€" ey? No matter how lon, you must have ing@ and extravagance stem.â€"Windsor Star. vIA ct its efforts.â€"Strat single men who refuse rthern Ontario timber camps are rofused reâ€" ‘ernment. It is a sensâ€" Ottawa Journal. gara Falls Review. retained the world intry. Canad cond to none at expect n the Chicago In addition d cats have anadian farâ€" If OM of the A fossilized crab, probably more than 50,000,000 years old, has been unearthed during excavation work on the Highgate Tube extension, Lonâ€" don. England. operation and understanding to folâ€" low," he said on his arrival here to address the St. Andrew‘s dinner. He stressed the urgency of Great Britain, the United States, France and Canada coming as close together as possible. "I believe that never before in history has it been so essential for the democracies of the world to be as clearly united as possible," he said. C e ic TeV trade barriers was the first step toâ€" wards eliminating discord among the nations, Democracies Must Unite "It is naturally foolish to erect barâ€" riers between nations and expect coâ€" ters?" asked Mr. Armoui'. "“‘â€"'lt is a sentiment all of its own." ters?" tion of St. Andrew‘s Day at which the Hon. Norman Armour, United States Minister to Canada, spoke of Scottish history and related anecdotes of Scotâ€" land to the audience of nearly 600, «‘What is it about that little country of Scotland that inspires such devoâ€" tion â€"â€" what quality in its air, what colour in its hills or sound in its streams that keeps it so fragrant in the memory of its sons and daughâ€" umm ts uy se un 3 arew‘s Soci Canada Lacking h he Sees Two Menaces An amusing commentary of these claims to champion mankind against the Soviet menace is forthcoming in resolutions passed by a body calling itse!f the India Independence League of Japan, with headquarters at Tokio. This body, whose president is Mr. Rash Bihari Boseâ€"a character whose patriotism is shown by the fact that Express will welcome it ways in which American agriculture are compleme own. But let‘3 be pls stands.â€"London Daily E» Britain will make a trade pact with the United States. There are many reasons for welcoming it. Friendship follows trade, and Britain and Amerâ€" ica need to be friends. The talks on which the terms of this New Deal will be based have been communicated to the Dominion Governments. At all stages they have been informed and, so far, no objections. British trade policy now rests (since the Ottawa Trade Treaties 1932) on three bases. First comes the British prodvcer; next the Empire producer; third the forâ€" eign producer, If the new pact gives preference to the Americans above all other nonâ€"British traders, the Daily Angloâ€"U.S. Deal INXNIPI inmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmc...__ 62 winners of their own respective Farm Clubs throughout the Dominion of Canada to be guests of the International Harvester Company of Canada Limited. Here they manufactured. This picture was taken immediately following their tour through t] cafeteria, A. E. MacLaurin, General Secretary of the Canadian Council on Boys‘ a; made possible by a fund to which the Harvester Company contributed generously, t who now belong, to the Farm Clubs, Accompanying these 62 winners were J. C. M: F. M. Morton, icl-Pruident_ of the Company and Honorary President of the Cana official host and invited the winners in future years to visit Hamilton again. The pict PRESS nts THE EMPIRE said tpu lowering the CANADA THE EMPIRE it. There are in industry and mentary to our plain. Ottawa Express. ho e rch Bratproan P Editcr pl t CC 10 al 20 00 ECCC ATRTC CUER INVC indefinitely, perhaps forever, has been demonstrated at the Rockefeller Institute. But in a complex human being, for reasons not yet known, the hours do not last, even though, the wellâ€"known differences point to the possibility. 1 reeemmmmmenmemmmmememmmmemmmmese Junior Farmers Visit International Harvester Plants at Hamilton selves." "Thereafter," he continued, "{urâ€" ther lengthening of human existence will demand a new method. True prolongation â€" will require improveâ€" ment of the quality of tissues and blood; that is, more res‘stance to the body wearing out." ‘ 40 As Old As 60 This will be done by d‘scovering how to regulate what Dr. Carrel named "inner time", also called the "physiological clock," by which some persons of 40 are really as old as others of 60. .Tbohmd.otfltilclocklrctho blood, its works are the tissues, its mainspring perhaps the mind. Its hours are age, and these have difâ€" ferent lengths in different persons. This accounts, Dr. Carrel said, for the fact that the days of childhood seem very long, those of maturity and senescence disconcertingly rapid, "Time Within Ourselves" "Our time," he declared, "is not an outside event. It flows within ourâ€" ‘ TORONTO As an example of the hour that said, "is entering a new peri its history. So far increase in tion of life has resulted fror gicne and medicine. But these ncearly completed their work." Dr. Alexis Carrel, Rockefeller Inâ€" stitute scientist, who made small colâ€" onies of cells virtually immortal, last week forecast a new step in longer human life, by regulating "inner time," the human clock, whose hours are set by the blood and tissucs. Dr. Carrel spoke to the annual convention of the Association of Life Insurance Pres‘dents. He proposed a new kind of scientific institute to Dr. Alexis Carrel Says That "Inâ€" ner Time" Regulates Our Length of Existence. Scientist Urges Study _ Of Life‘s Prolongation Greyhound, owned by E. J. Baker, is the fastest trotter now alive, He tied the world trotting mark for the mile, 1:56, recently. one of these Number One Trotter of the Current Year a new period of vr increase in duraâ€" resulted from hyâ€" 10 have E how fas,. ;. _3____ "CC AOoYyal Winter Fair _ ,| _ °[ Vre they were shown how farm implements and binder twine are tour through the two larfie plants. At a luncheon in the Company ncil on Boys‘ and Girls‘ Club work, spoke on the work of the Clubs 1 generously, to teach better methods to the 35,000 young farmers ‘s were J. C. Magnan, President of the organization, and other officials it of the Canadian Council on Boys‘ and Girls‘ Clu» work, was the again. The picture includes representatives from a number of Ontaric flowed from the breach. F on oi use oin c ons â€" q eioiny the train was subjected to terrorist rifle fire. There were no casualties, however. Terrorists again cut the Iraq pipeâ€" line, this time in the Jordan Valley. The agitators set fire to the oil which w : 9808 12 2 â€" A bomb was discovered on the railway line between Jerusalem and Lydda shortly before a freight train passed over the spot. During its journey from Jerusalem to Lydda, the train was subjected to terrorist More Violence in Palestine JERUSALEMâ€" New acts of vioâ€" lence, including an‘ attempt to bomb a freight train were reported in Palestine last week. The tank attack against the Govâ€" ernment lines around Portugos and Pitres, 22 miles below Granada along the Trevelez River, was launched after rebel infantry suffered heavy losses in two attempts to storm the wellâ€"fortified loyalist positions. Loyalist Victory MADRIDâ€" Loyalist antiâ€"tank gun crews were reported by the War Ofâ€" fice to have blown to bits a squadron of "whippet" tanks which led a surâ€" prise rebel attack on positions in the Sierra Nevada Mountains southeast of Granada, last weekâ€"end. tary support from Rumania Urged to Forget Russia BUCHAREST, Rumania â€" King Carol II and Premier George Tataâ€" rescu were reported to have warned French Forecign Minister Yvon Delâ€" A bit of chicken embryo, taken from a heart in 1912, washed every few days ever s‘nce, is still growâ€" ing as actively as twentyâ€"five years ago at the institute; never ends, Dr. Carrel said a colony of tissue cellsâ€"that is, a bit of livâ€" ing flesh separated from the bodyâ€" will live in a drop of serum. Left alone, the cells soon show signs of growing old. But if the waste proâ€" ducts of the cells are not allowed to accumulate, "senescence and death are indefinitely postponed." >â€"440â€"20â€" P 404 00â€"0â€"0â€"0â€"3â€"0â€"0â€"0â€"4 54 6â€"0â€"0â€"3â€"44â€"4â€"4â€"34.4 n € 000 Co0< 404400644 d **» oration ul mili« U LONDONfihmm naval authorâ€" ities this weekâ€"end apologized for the bombing of two British ships, the Tuckwo and the Tatung, at Wuhu, last week. One of the ships was so damaged it had to be beached. The British Government is considering an indemnity claim. iWiliiiinil ickinlai t nb lt in3 The province, according to word received by Mayor Andrew Davison from Hon. W. W. Cross, Minister of Health, has endorsed the recommenâ€" dations of Alberta cities holding the agreement would be inequitable in comparison with the assistance given to other provinces,. New French Minister Here OTTAWAâ€"Count Robert de Damâ€" pierre, new French Minister to Canâ€" ada, arrived last week to take up his post, and paid a formal call on Jusâ€" Disagree With Agreement CALGARYâ€"Protest to the Fedâ€" eral Government against the proposâ€" ed new Dominionâ€"Provincial relief agreement has been made by the Alâ€" berta Government, it is learned here. policy of the Federal Co: party." The party must organized, he said. 10n, Rome, Berlin and Belgrade Foreign diplomats said that the report, which would be a severe blow to the French security system in Central and Southeastern Europe if true, probably was mere "wishful thinking" on Italy‘s part. They adâ€" May Join Fascist Axis ROMEâ€"Fascist circles hinted this week that Premier Milan Stoyadlinoâ€" vich of Jugoslavia may recommend, after conferences with Premier Musâ€" solini, that Jugoslavia withdraw from the Little Entente and join the Romeâ€" Berlin axis. Urges Corserv: tives Reorgar‘ze a plan in order to have one Legisâ€" lative meeting per year, instead of three; one university, instead of three; and one civil service staff, inâ€" stead of three, to head the west. Amalgamation War.ted WINNIPEG â€" Premier Bracken asked the Dominionâ€"Provincial Relaâ€" tions Commission at its last sitting in Winnipeg ths week to make a thorough study of the proposal to unite the three Prairie Governments into one. He related the history of the abortive attempt of his Governâ€" ment in 1932 to get action on such Count Edward Taafe, who recentâ€" ly sold his vast estates near Prague, is one of a half dozen men proposed for the Free State‘s first President under the new Constitution which will become effective December 29. °P ==C Dnder twine are cheon in the Company he work of the Clubs, 35,000 young farmers To Qualify As President DUBLIN, Irelandâ€"A Czechosloâ€" vakian Count, whose ancestors left Ireland more than 200 years ago, prepared last week to become an Irish citizen so that he might be qualified to succeed Eamon de Valâ€" era as President of the Free State. TORONTOâ€"Hon BOOST FOR CANADA: "A fortâ€" night‘s holiday on the east coast of Canada would give better value for the money spent, than a month in many overcrowded Continental reâ€" sorts". Thus spoke the Dul:e of Glouâ€" cester to a Canada Club dinner last week in London, adding the hope that he and the Duchess might be able to come here in the near future. If the Duke had no real intention of sojourning in Canada, and made the Japanese Apology Highlights of the Week‘s News . . s onservative _ former vs Minister, address Commentary on the Freus Hikacl work, Wlbv;i1‘ ber of Ontario. nc . Pr. R no J. Man be reâ€" l the proper amount i Mnb rtstintt iss ic it s ts h Th @1 the last detail. Something very ‘imâ€" portant will have been achieved when it is found out exactly how much each person needs as food. Then it will be our business as Canadians tn HOW MUCH TO EAT: A nationâ€" wide nutrit‘on survey is soon to be made with the purpose of discovering what the food requ‘rements are of the various stages of human ievelogâ€" ment; what the Canadian workingâ€" man‘s requirements are and what reâ€" fources are available to supply them. The data will be gathered by the 25 (approximately) members of the new National Council on Nutrition who will pick out 50 typical families across the Dominion nn:i m;kenn intensive study of their diet down to yÂ¥ 0 n wiuodl C make a gift of certain sections of their territories to Germany. _ Say Britain and France: "Germany‘s colâ€" onial demands require ‘much more extended study‘." Hitler is right in this, that for the present Britain and France are not ready (intimidated though they be) to rush forward and offar tn years at least. GIVE HIM SIX YEARS: In spite of h‘s continual talking and camâ€" paigning for colonies, Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler last week admitted that he didn‘t expect to have German deâ€" _planned expenditure of capital months and years in advance of any penny of return." Mr. du Pont is now offering of his own free will to endorse that which President Roosevelt has all along been trying to induce big indusâ€" try to do, The outcome may be that if Mr. Roosevelt turns down his offer, Mr. du Pont will be able to blame the New Deal for any further recession in business. program be instituted to create 3,â€" 000,000 new jobs, lend new expansion to industry. Before such a scheme can be launched. he said. the Governâ€" ment will have to d‘spel the fog en shrouding business and guarantee a reasonable amount of certainty upon which it can count in planning curâ€" rent and future operations. Further, "New jobs, new wealth and agriculâ€" tural prosper‘ty could be produced only through planned research, planâ€" ned development and planned expanâ€" sion of plant, sales and administraâ€" tion facilities. That meant, he sa‘d. QUESTION MARK: Claim‘ the whole future "is a gigsanti tion mark", Lammat du Pont ident of E. I. du Pont ds N to there Not addressed to anyone, "A Reâ€" port" covers twelve typewritten pagâ€" es with an histor‘cal summary in which Japan and China are pictured as entang‘led in difficultics "such that solution can be ach‘eved only by the coâ€"oneration of all countries FIASCO: Nobody really expected anything to come of the Brussels Nneâ€"Power Conference convoked to settle the Sinoâ€"Japanese question. How complete a fizzle it turned out to be, however, is realized only when one learns that its sole accomplishâ€" ment was the production of "A Reâ€" port" â€" not a report on anything, just "A Report". It‘s the old fable once again of the mountain giving birth to a mouse. Even "A Report" was the result of heated wrangling, the American Ambassador fighting vainly to have it entitled, "A Report to the Governments Here Repreâ€" sented." _ SHOWMANSHIP: A writer in the Teronto Financial Post leads a timeâ€" ly discussion of Canada‘s sad lack of "showmanship". The fifth largest trading nation of the world has fallâ€" en down badly, he says, in national advertisement. The exposition is sugâ€" gested as a good medium. At the Par‘s show this year, our exhibits lacked the punch and glamor of modâ€" ern showmanship â€" they "missed the boat", seemed dull and oldâ€"{ashioned among more clever contemporaries. They overplayed the Ind‘an, the trapâ€" per and the things of yesteryear when they should have told of our present development and the promise of the future. Canada will have othâ€" er chances. however, at the Glasgow Exhib‘tion in 1938 and the New York World‘s Fair the following year. Exâ€" hibits at these, the Post says, should be designed to represent presentâ€"day | life in Canada, should assist export ers in the sale of goods, induce tourâ€" ists to visit our country. May the Government lend an attentive ear to these constructive suggestions! 103 remark merely to seem pleasant and agreeable, he will now be put rather on the spot, poor chap. At any rate his statement is a good advertiseâ€" ment for Canada, as a holiday reâ€" h answered for another â€" ;fx ° business as Canadians to every â€" individual receives "I am sold on the theory that there is a place in this world for the prace * tice of coâ€"operation among indiviJuals es and among mations."â€"Arthur Canper. deooy e mee PmAE profession, I never had an «briginal thought until I jeft the service." â€"â€" General Smedley D. Butler. "I‘ve never known lw in a more comfortable she is now."â€"Lord Roav of a highâ€"voltage electric current through neon gas. Instead of neon, the Virginia scientists fill their tubes with other gases, usually dry air, sometimes carbo» dioxide or hydroâ€" gen. The gases are at low pressures, forming a partial vacuum. Photograph the Flashes _ The glass tubes are lo Than the street sign kind. The {mgest tried is 42 feet, with a sixâ€"inch diaâ€" meter, Electricity discharged into these tubes causes them to flash. What happens to initiate the flashes has been one of the largely unexplorâ€" ed fields of the vacuum tube. The Virginians found the answer by using a rapidly revolving mirror to photoâ€" graph the flashes and an oscillograph to measure the electrical changes. Aid in Cancer Experiment They discovered they were dealing with lightning on a small scale. They ;:l::d hl: the tubes the same "Teadoer" which has recently been is covered in all of nature‘s lightning strokes, It was discovered that in the frasâ€" ile tubes tremendous currents of electricity would flow with safc AÂ¥, and under control, Five thousana® amperes flow in a square centimcoter crossâ€"section of tube, B. Snoddy of the University of Nirâ€" ginia. It is made in long glass tubes working on the principle of noon "Like A new type of laboratoryâ€"ma lightning, trapped inside a gasâ€"%! tube, where it can be harnessed ! usefut work, was announced at Ph adelphia last week. The tube lightning was described to the fall meeting of the Amcrican Philosophical Society by J. \W. -B_enm, professor of physics, and |.. Tremerdous Currents of E‘cow> city Controlled In Class T:oss Goldin claims to have perfected a new form of camouflage which renders a person invisible and has submitted h‘s idea to the British War Office, believing it could be used <fâ€" fectively in shrouding the movemonis of troops in wartime. Horace Goldin, magician of note, has confounded many an audiencs with h‘s tricks, but the magic he has wafted in the past is just child‘s play, he says, compared with his latest discovery. These lights are due to discharge The experiments showod, s} id, that a pupil‘s appreciation of humor gencrally accorded with his intcl\. gence quotient; that the majority of pupils did not appreciate the humor of language, as in puns and humor. ous phrasing, and that few recognig ed satire or enjoyed whimsicality, Describing experiments on which her conclusions were based, /}/%ts Nash said they proved "that insofar as a pupil fails to understand hy mor, he fails also to understand life situations and to interprot charae. ter." "Educatng the student‘s humor is a social respons ten ignored in the Eng!is) lum,." said Miss Nash, t Boston‘s Roxbury Memo School. "Much time is teaching punctuation, gran sentence structure, but litt] helping students apprecate Cultivation Vital "Yet the cultivation of a sense of humor contributes to his social education than for the use of the comma." The idea of the iny Miss Winifred H. Nash, of p said in an address before <ho ional Council of Teachers of F, at Buffalo last week that " ments showed h‘gh intelligencs lively sense of humor genera together." Teachers‘ Congress Hears Ti,â€" u’""_'! Accompanics itishker Thinks His Method Val. vable to War Office For U:soful W re comfortable p:um;)n than >‘w."â€"Lord Beaverbrook. all members of the miliiary People Invisible n e of Him, said Imâ€"~~â€" com to be 1¢ Aatâ€" Eng‘ish ‘cxperiâ€" )ston TmikDie prices in Toront A l M thoroughly ‘cleaned anq > wake» s ©ur own factory and ons amediate #hipment on reeoâ€" $ @Our big new 1038 $use> In F ARAENEE ‘lm Dropâ€"head Singer S Guaranteed good « Brand new allâ€"foit 2 “"s heavy wpoll sedge. awe molstered chaire. _ Comple: sUseBsTrroNs rorn «: We have a large assort : thbles, end tables in , Cedar chests, radio® Ciningâ€"room furniture «> eretonne covers. 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