Birds to Beware Of Unfortunately, these species are not extinct, so while you're driving, keep a sharp lookout for these birds--and be sure that no one thinks you're one of them NOCTURNAL DIMWIT (drives in the dark with parking lights) ONE-EYED NIGHTHAWK (ignores his burned-out headlamp) HILL-PASSING SWIFT (ignores no-passing signs on hills) CROSSWALK CREEPER (can't resist cheating on the take-off) WIDE-SWEEPING TERN (watch out for him on curves) ONE-WINGED ROOF CLUTCHER (disdains two-handed driving) HEAD-TURNING CHATTERBIRD (seldom bothers to keep his eyes front) ADDLEPATED HONKER (always sounding off without reason) HALF-BLIND LOON (a dirty windshield is his trade-mark) MIGRATORY WEAVERBIRD (constantly jumping lanes in heavy traffic) RUFFLE-FENDERED TAIL-GATER (he bears the marks of too-close contact) GENERAL MOTORS OF CANADA OSHAWA and WINDSOR CHEVROLET • CORVAIR . CHEVY II • PONTIAC • ACADIAN • OLOSMOBILE • BUICK . CADILLAC • CHEVROLET AND GMC TRUCKS