The ling a thatPt pal wilh pudOeM1 .boled iy a diamond riuie. thhugie 3#buoideê bow, teohute. - A vulgar nî 'i courts ptiblibly wii ti tbe hoe.of wt4d ing zùoto eay. bas neyer fargiP'u bher, brothier Marc for hie intatuat1gn with Oleopatra. If low à #8oOiatiefli, eorvupt good morale our thormnometer bas teolevate jtoelf or *i. young Writer-,"What do yen tbiok of the poelly I turu eut, ir?", Oid Wrter-,,Tiflk yen serve iL jusl right air." -The nuwbo hue the car cf the- pub lic ut tbis spason cof the. year gener- ally bas a bandfni of snow tLe mb it witb. .W Lut mince pie je m.ade of je a dark a"d gleomy inystery te everybody ex- sept ihe cook sud tL4e iver pilt. The Syra.cuse pu4ers are ebouting: "H4o-for a ocrnivýdi " No, gentlemen, ishovel iret. Hue neit April. Boy -Do babieB go te heaven imother?" Motbpr-Yes dear. Boy- (thouRqbtffll'3)"Whe.t a Job tbe augels Mlue lhavel1,' Bolotn when he gave Lis famou4 juic ment, wi' the fi idt man who ove' propo'ed te eîplt the <ijferene'. O)us-Wb'ttit h, red maerk arûunnd your n.'ok, Jack ? Sotuebody been try- jing teo oke Von?2 Jà ok-Not I waé- tebngganing laet niglht witti a Turooto girl. -The truly helpfnl wife is the on. wh", s.lways returns ber iinsr'ands penci when she borrowe it. Sbe bu'4 foL DeeLi born yFt. "1Gporge Gnip," said i friend. wrrnly 41o eno cf the salieff bheeoirLh.' 441 telieçe yen," replied Lb. other man, "bhe's dry enungh te b. al of it." A vigiter te Lb. je. bridge at Niqozara lest ber miif b.he ther dey. 5he Lieds ne consolation le Lb. tbougbtt uaL iLs Joe wae a fur-goue couclution. Profpopor-WbaI is your opinion con * *ernirg Coe.cr'a P1lnsj nt bt-fore hi- ~eatbh ntd et-Oh I ontirely agret your views profdEsser. Consideriug Lb. prie.e t fashaionuble- bocnét, we bemin te tbirik tii. werld "mili-inaire" la butA coerruption et mr.iliner.z Wbent a wemnu j firmt married she, deoîre to e b.called "Madam " Som,- years later eh. elestreinend -nolycm. piuieuted by being callt-d "Miss." Notbiug will throw the. average man iute anu appaà reintly profoinud elumbe, qnicker than te bave bis burgiar alarrn -go off in tbe middle efthue uiMcht. An umbrella dealer te-lle how to open ibn um.brella withhut damuging it. 11 would b. more imporut te know how tt take your eyes off an umbrella wîtboni l.sing il. A min jter in 0Gl.âegow flot long agg loti oatcd trom b. pulpit tbat b.e wenb vieit the families residinu in a certair difitrict, eoebrncing sL the same timq the servant girls. A@ci ntific article asks : "Wil l be toming man ume both artme 2" Thai depende on wbetber tb. corning masn's mleuh je a ohim kind of a girl or one ef lbe atout variety. It il, an ôil tory but wortb remf m bering- -the qQu.'ker-o coûeileTatioD for hie btter hait ; AUl the world ie queer *zoe-pting the. and tme, and the. je a littie queer. Tbe girlo of St. Louis bave forwaed a 'estrust" ond now the b9ye are talk- ing of proe.utiDg thei under tbe >aw wbicb probibite tb. forestelling cf Ucesearîes of lie. Coccil (te wtuesci)-"'Ie il possible jUnele Rictus Ibat you would swear te tuat yen know iq noct LIe for a single paltry dollar? Uncis Butas (indig- mantly)-"lNo sah 1 de gemmen gu, me two dolloirs." Firet ity eporteman-JUsI baoh from bunling trip, Is@". Gsi an, giame ? Second city sportsman (wbe dld ou. iderabte nntentional kiflin)-No-o, bail te come hoe, van out of doge. A ornsty old fellow oncesasked "1what le the reaston Ibat griffus asud dragons are tii. ladies' favo~iffi ubjeots for em- brodery? '5t's beeoumes they are con- tluually, tiinking about their buebands, vas the q uiok ropqrt of the lady. UEnbbud eo;aepertcd-What lu the mitobhiet ddyen do with Lh. uow ebov- el11 .broughl hoe.luet night ? Wif- 'Wbmat di'1 ven expeet I wonhd do witià il ? I tled ak red ribbon round the bau. dl. and pût il ini Lb. parlot'. À saientiat Baya: "If lb.h land wer. fiatîened eut th.e ea wonld be two ruiles deep ail over the world." If any Wpnle angt latteoà ing out the Iand shoot him ou lb. spot. A. gréaI many et us Ou'ts 8wim. Gnebingweif e of risingz artist (wbc bas sent Lb. infant'@ portrait- mb othe aead- srny-Oh mî5 baby bey!1 and he shail be hung upou thé lice. ýNure-.Loi, naaam woldu't yenuaîïber ho endod u8p more nat'ral like. Uow ta Ibis my m&ou 4 yen wrte u 1.1l me that you're np and dresed every morninq lin ie tlo:-éee ses rids., while the ?yesldent Infot-mîlas'04, à Ihaï you liin bed gatiti odlookaund after? Wotl, yôu en etftà athbe sun rimes ûs. til noonoleo Aà théegît.of ParadliB--ete.Peter- "4Alsys besa îrotbeeker, eh? 3)14, ynown -a lh,,rmoOreISi'?$9 ýNev bU,cà il ea" *'t u * ot RIi i e rec ch£ Prof. Low's Suiphur Soap î8 highly cornmended for the cure of IEriqtion, ,afes, chapped hands, pLrnple8, tan4,c. A thaw in England just now would cause disastrous floode. The Liberal-Unionigts victery in Duncast' er hie dicoencerted Lb.hernoe rule party- Another Item. Mre. J. Thom p on, of Elmna, Ont., writes that Be suff ore d f rom general weakueee and was so rednced that ut imes ah. bocame almeet uncun scions. Three bottleseto l3nrdook Illood Bitters completehy cured her aud mi. now recommends B. B. B. le her f riends. Me ed. The wages of civil servicpeniployeca in auitoba bae been very xterially redue- -The great résulta whioh have attencled the regu tir use ot Quinine Wine, by people etf delicate constitution and thoso affected witb i gentral preatraticu et the systom,1 speak more than ail the words that we eau suy in iLs bebalf. This article is a true medicine &aud a life-giving principle-a per- fect renovator of thé wbol. sytem-invig- oratin g iL th. arne time both body and mind t medical properties are a rebri- fuize Lonic and antiperiodie. Small doses, frequently ropmated, trengthen thépise.. croate an appetite, enable yen te obtin re- freahjng sloop, and te feel and know thal everyfibre and ttsu. e!your system as being braeed and renevated. lu the fine Quinine Wine, pMe1ared b y Northrop & L~mcToronto, we bave th.e xact toule requ.îred mcdndLe persona et weak and nervous constitutions we would say, Neyer b. witb- out a bottle in thé bouse. Lt is sold by ail 'druggigsa. W. Carney, a brakeman ef the Lehigh Valley road. was cruabed te desth st Rock Glen, N. Y. Y OIU14GMEN uffenlng ftrouathe.effectu eof Ies-ny evil habita, tho result ef ignorance or folly, wbe flnd themselvél weak, nerveus, and oxhausted, aise Mni1pLE AGaED mud OLD MEN, whe are broken deîwn frein the oe eto abuse ur over-work, and in adva.nced lit. feel lhe conseqeuceSet youthtul oxooss, send for and awit&m. V. Lubon'a Treatise on Disease ef Mon. The book wil1 b. sent soaled le any address on rece p t ef two Se sIs-mps. Addreus fd.V. L JBON, 47 WeWington St..K., Toronto. Deputy Shorif Kely, of Asbdam Oeuf ly, O., and an assistant were murdered ut Mohieunvillo on 8sturday. ~Vbe U Bby vau *fk.ve gaveber CiikWb Whou she w« a chu& dm .arie& lfe aloa,, Whsn *ho e eumeiii»s, ahe oluag 5o Castels, Wbs "0 bid Chlldr.m, ah. gaveth.m Csls.5o Mr. Louis. Clark, aged elghty.slx years. was sîruch by a train ut TenawandaN. -Y', and !ataily hurt. ThelalIUmoro Pont OS.. I dont cure whe le -appointed tlte Balt.. more post office, s-ad General Johuaton te th. President, but 1 do inalet 11>4 my .eok use Imperial Oresan Tartar Bakin~ Powder. I arn done çnth powder Mota»sngaluin and ammonis. Il in pretty generally believed l taI Clove- land will b. nominated for a second terna by the Dameeratie convention. Do Smeus? the n»Miee of lia IOlgII rr aUse. With.»lebsue. il h ýoti the,.411il! À duatrous *oonfltlgaion devaetato several ,itenalve varphouses ai Bululo Bunday monlng; ltes8870,500. ÂllenloîLang Blsmr. Sir. Wm. Haronrt'slunes. -inot serione' To ftalas Perlotion la ut 01 4oBVQID$ use the oalRlos" Tilt Thainai 4ygg"j olear *1 log. Tii. fain o wlk ad yoiwgtvà - (1M ua1Oe dItêOt. '0* foo 'b$ opiu1g. Sp auy -Iwo- la g on 0the ~t thnljyott know yo'l f rioiug slalIouty and wedding.l Woman(Who b.d gié monoe à tinoe pie t Wtras>-YM seto b.hut*ry? Tram p-1!ll 'goei W bhot *pingt hihla *'it of'hl ng~ie Freneh, mmi, meauin aornr vigorene English, "'IYen eau beotyur eweet tif. I atn," or I woudntbe -hble te gel away with se muoh cf Ihis Pie.,_ "Se yeu've Ret a wife V" Baia Joues, te a nowly.married man. "4Don't know, don'l know," replied lb. min, wilh orS- dent hesitation. "Sognetimea I think obe's got me. Yenu eo IVve only been married a few menthe, and I can'* 1l.1 just how Lb. blamed combinatton lis go- ing te turu eut. Worried wife-Ob doctor, wltat ha@ deîained yen ? I sent for yen at 12 o'cleck, my bneband je very low iadeed. Decter (oom pacenty) -Yeu, I reoeived your eail then, but as I had an engage ment with another patient in Ibis nei- -ghborhood at 6 o'clock, I bonght I'd make on. job of it, and kill two birds with on.etoe." I Abenld thiok, said Ethel, iL would feel e funny te bave a moustache on. your lip, dopen't it tiekie ynal Lb.h 'hue?2 No, eaid .Ethe1red, boldhy, il rteeq net fAel strange at I aL.S..- And just then Lbe brookintz ewl LbaL le the meon wue complaining frem yonder ivy mn'hed tewer was eeared eut ef a year'e hooting b! a tartiiog eound eometbfing liko thý- fi nal exhanet of a bath tub ut inidî>îght'Bs suent hour, only tender and more abrupt. Oh! said Ethel, ln a sweet littiep voice, and Ah! said zEbel- red with the eati@fied ton. of a man whe bhag just ewallowed a large, wide, long, brand-new eyeter. p. HUE WESTERN BANK 0F CANADA, WHITB79 - ONTARIO. THOMAS DOW9 Manager. hiltby, Nov. '11h, 1882. IY-47 IONEY To LOAN! $100-000 FOR INVESTJVENT. N REÂL ESTA.TE SECURITY. At iowest living rates of interesi. [ney secnred within 10 day. of ap- plicalioii. &pply to JOHN FÂRQUHAUSONq hltby, February l6th, 1880. 91 $500,000 TO LOANs ýt 6 per cent. yearly. Termes of repay ient of _principal =&d c suit borrowerm' irst and second mortgages beught. Ad- buces made on second rnortgages and to irchase farina. Nc costs încurred in iaking applications te me for money ; ne j ent es..; ne delay. Parties paying gher rates on merlgages s)aà euld apply te ne at once for lover rates and save meney. Vrite, or cati immedlalely for particutars. E. B. BEYNOLD89 ,'2 20 Adelaide Street Hast, Toronto. MONEY TO LOAN )n ReaoittI Mortgage aI Low Rate Interest. Lppraiser for the Canada Loin and Savlng. ,o., and agent for the Western Assurane OFFICE-Over Gerrie'. Block, Whitby Have you a Pain anywhere about you? USE PER"Y DAVIS' "]PAIN= ILR *EWARE Of IMITATION$* 25 Cts. Per Sottise COMMERCIAL HOTEL,, 56 Jarv SBt, Toronto, IA RRY KEEBLE, I'Proprietort TER-#1.OO perDay. wl AI Fi va i m 'W Ay Btabicg for 100 Horta. WHITY MARBLE WOI i. Tb* Sborber-wlabw t.o eu=Vey 1>blis F"emd Ouslomralissacr tbanli for their libérai patrouagP- thIe pslaite amure themihat hh.bà bl*s e2 1:14,do hM for Monmns ~dtno A iew treatmenthan been di ooerdWhereb a-permanent nu ie mAtterhethertanig=aosto yrear or foreyyeers Tbrm y idly aPc1ihed once - in twelvei dayE4 knd notiuýerférewithL bùsiness.Descriptive pamphlet, ment fre. on receipt of stamp bq À.OI IM T&Ose$CANAmD. = FALL --000-- JOH N I8 SHOWING À SUPERIGII STOCK i0F Scotch, Eniglish Tweeds,1 And other fine Unes of Cloths, for Spring sn.itý. Ail garments macde up in istest style on shortest 1notice. Ready-made P.en'8 and Boy8' Suita, Gents~ FurniaiugE and Iinderclothingai ail Kind8. IESTRUCITEBLE OVEIRALLB! 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