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" Feaures wood-graîn finish. pre-set fine uning. big 4" speakerand dipole antennae. $1 99095 See this and other Electrohome TV and stereo specials now during Look N Lsten Days. 2 yeor werroity 08, 011 p.ns nd sefrvuce 918 Simcoe St. N. 721-3043 OshaWa FROM mani' D ABIRD'S EVE WIEW RATHER GO DIRTY As W. C. Fields put it 1 Ah yes, i remember itwvell'1. Actual ly some niàhts 1 have these horrid nightmares about it. 1 stil11 have a strong aversion ta even the weakest and most beat up iooking w as h ing machines. But then waul dn't you ? The whole thing started many years ago when 1 had just left the clutches of My motherfs skirt. A babe, barely out of the woods. And 1 had this hamper af dirty laundry, you see. To this day 1 swear 1 should have just gane around dirty but at the time i was stili young a nd i n nocent. WVeli1, young, anyway. Sa 1 said, "Self, you have ta take this laundry, along with a pocketful af change, and skip dawn ta the coin wash"l. Aithough we hada smailfamily of four we stili had aur own washing machine at home so I had neyer been ta a coin wash except ta peek in the door. Sa here 1 was, with my basket of dirty laundry heading out for new frontiers. 1 knew of a coin wash close by 50 1 figured it would be just as good as any and offl1went. 1 walked in the door with aMot.. IIS &Ms. - a &m. oli. nom.ula 10 P.0% 378'KhîgW. Odwa.& 72"- d01l Catch up iath the- leader D air AR SUN 1600 C 't 'Id I r q, r-,! r r- r, r t M.-H of il,, 1 r6, Da 1 1 6 C 1 NOW ON DIS PLAY ZOLTAN Mnd NICK5' 160 Simco. St. S CALL 728-0051 0,10"î 4/1 te, * I -1 m m u J/MQOUA Il my clothes and my change and al1 the ladies stopped chattering. 1 looked be- hind me thinking 1 had left the door open andthe ladies looked behind me waiting for my female 'escart' but the door was clased and the female lescort' was flot there. The ladies seemed nervous at this invasion of their domain but i thought, 'what the heck, they'll1 get used to me!'1 Now being of a sound mechanical background and handy wi th anything that is mechanical by nature, it didn't take me long to figure out hovv ta run the machine. There was this big lettered sign on the wall that must h ave cost a pretty penny - but who reads instruc- t ions ? ln went the clothes foillowed by, 1iet's see, 1 guess about three cups of soap should do it. Right ?, 1 said to myself.. wrongo! That dumb sign said one cup. B-utmyclothes were pretty dirty. 1 was wondering what a 'low suds machine' mean t. Sa in went the quarter and dlown. went the lid. Nothing.. . Perhaps' a wel1 Pl a- ced kick might doit. Just as i was pick- ing a suitable place to administer the biowv the machine started. 1 could hear water running inside the machine so 1 opened its mauth and looked in just out-of curiosity ta se what wNas happening. The machine ob- viousily didn't 1like the intrusion because it stopped watering. Saoi closed it up and stood back and gave ai the ladies my most disarming smile. After the watering stopped the mac- hinemotor started and everything seem- ed tobe gaing well1. Then the hum af the maotar changed ta a ciunk-a-clank, but th i s stage didn't iast very long. Har- rars!, the fool thing was naw growiing and ac tu al 1y jumping up and down! My f i r s t thought was that the machine did not 1 ike the taste of my greasy ai d wark p a nts, and then 1 remembered the s ign about the soap. i turned ta the gather'i ng group of l ad- iesandsaid, "Heh, Heh, machine seems aiittierestless doesn't it?"I The ladies didnot smiie back. And then it happen- ed! The ma ch i ne w as frothing at the for an hour. 1Iwatched the buiding, exp e cting the Fire Department or the Police or something, but not even a r e p a i r truck showed up, s0 1 f ïgured i twas saf e ta venture back ta the scene of the crime. 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