PAGE 6, WEONESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1974, WHITBY FREE PRESS BIRD*'S FYF VIEW -JIN QUA IL New Threads & a-Pain 11-r ae certai periods of imv lite thlat stanld onIt mor tlian ol liens iii tlie deptlis of nmv miemories. Th( st-eou as l imes of pain . BLtvintg a ne%% suit flis ini that caýl egorV. Friends wiiI v'otch thal 1 hiave meer been knowv,î t0 spend enfire day s or evýen hiours al a tlime dressed i n a shirt k. aitd t te an îd (ressed n p ini a suit. .......... No matter wh1at station 1 reachi ini life 1 il ~ii eyer o........:. uised (o ai su it anlI'ni iirt reallv nîvseli' util I 'mi su itabis' attired ini a pair of' gruilibv jeans and a tattered shirt, tail ...~~ ..... haingiîîg otnt. Mien 1 have (o ut oit a shitr and tic sonie- thang happens to miv body chienistrv and 1 start Io l apari. First iiw throat breaks ont1 ini lijtie red spoîs nid afier a short W-hiie 1 start scratching it myv troat like I 've got fleas. After te tItrt sessioni corne s the nervous. paie ini the face look. After a couple of hours 1 look like a bride- Admniring Augustin Fî groom at the wrong enid of te guin ai a shotgutil wedding. I)(vic'S bronze of Charles My frîiîds are aiways sy'mpathetic. Whe,î I appear on Band are lefi Io riglit. Wiiliai the scetie dressed up they alwavs remark that 1 must be sick., J. Wtlîrow, director of Il or thai ail the rest of mly clothes mutst be ini the wash or 1 Art Gallery of Ontario. Bar muiist be oit mv way to court. Thlis makes nie even more ara MacLennaji and Joani uncomfortable innediately cuasing mvy friends to break out il) great bursts of mnerriînent. JL L Making a clîoice between cleaning 0111 ttte septic tank h* b an'id buyirg a îîew suit is îlot a hard decisioji. Not that 1 feel tremendously ai home ini a septic tank but 1 sure cani't hack a clothing store and a rack fuili of suits ini front of me. Cari nival The guy in the store, to iini everv suit on the rack 'will look beautiful on me. FiHe starts ouit with a check suit he Themne guaratîtees wiIl have the ladies faliing ail over me. Just what 1 need.a 260 pound lady falling 0o1 me. 1 asked the C ni S clerk about thie noise aud lie gave mie a puizzled look. 1 ex- o t s plained to lim that the suiit was so noisy iooking il would probably keep mie awake al nigitis. He latighed and said 1 The (?ouilty Town Carini- was quite a kidder. val needs a themne this year, But he got the point and put the suit back and dragged and the people of Wlîmîby out anoîher beauity. It was brown and he said that was my wiîî have an Opportunity Io colour. Actutalv ptirpie is miy favourite colour but 1 wvas cho.s it. afraid to tell hirn in case lie whipped out a bright purpie suit Thie County Town Carnii- guananteed to gel me star biliing ini the Drag Queeni's Bail. v'al cormmiitee is offering a' So after a couple more tries he brings ont lus fourth of S25 cash prize for the best July special which was made for tlîis emiperor or somebody themne subiited bva ei and lie neyer picked il Up. 1 asked the clerk about ail thedetoWhby fruit salad on the collai and shoulders anid lie explained il dehtof Wbe - oheig thih jazzed' it Up a bit. iazzed up isn't tlie word for iL. It look- catil be ppieti lt lats cd more like a rheuîrnatic sheep ini mating scason. cand he arpionst tet iii îî He siîowed nie a few more until 1 pointed lu one and anihva iu eved parade. remarked on how nice it was aud then 1 asked him who kept carsioîs fo pr ate it ail shiuîed up for him. i thiîik 1 finally g>t through so he Soggetitns fon a thee allowed me to pick onie that 1 liked. of paper with the tuame, add- Not being too familiar with suzes and little detaits like ress and phione num ber of t le that 1 just looked for the colour 1 wanted, look the jacket persoti subiiting the entry, off lte rack and bried il on. Figuring he wasn't goirlg to and mnailed to 117 Greeil make a killiuîg off me thie cierk was getting impatient "aî- St.. Wliitby. Ibis point. As 1 stood ini front of the mîrror the clerk bugg- The deadline for submnitt- ed at the back of the jacket and told me it fitted great. ing eutries is Mardi 5th. Theil 1 noticed in thc side mirror the clerk liad about six The 1973 carnival was the incites of materiai btuclîed up at the back so t he jacket first witlî a theme, tuai beiuîg would fit belter. Hornecoming Year. The car- Weil ail in ail il was quite a session and even after gettiîîg nival commiittee lias decidcd the jacket stnaiglîtened out we had to do somneuitig abont' tiat thc caruival slioLld have the pants and 1 didn't have a dlue Iîow lonig the legs 5ioLuId a different themie eaclî year, be. 1 figured the cuffs shouîld be on top of my shoes so my witlî the residejits of Wlitby ratty socks wouldî't shîow and he heartily agreed. It was subniittiug tlie ideas. about the only lime we had agreed during thie wlîole sessin. Jaîck Woodward, generat After the whole terrible businîess 1 was on rny way onit dliairmai of the carnival siuîce of the store when 1 spotted somnetiing 1 really liked. 1 its incepîiout ii i1966, was called the clerk over and poinhed to my fiuîd. 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