on... This week I picked up a brand new Canadian sex maga- called "Elite" which is published in Montreal and now, I presume, is available across Canada. Elite succeeds the ll- fated Success magazine, the first Canadian sex publication for today's man. Reluctantly, I spent a buck and a half on Elite's first issue, labeled as "collector's item". The new product is disappointing in many ways and definitely a misnomer. I could not find anything very "elite" in this first issue, featuring a rather distasteful cover shot of a girl in a. Mountie uniform showing her bare buttocks, stamped "Made in Canada". Then, we have some other, pretty poor quality pictures inside the magazine. There are two nude photo essays. First one featuring a plumpy-looking life- guard named Chris. She is well built; but sexless to the bone. And those white areas on her body (where the sun couldn't reach her) look just awful. A second attempt in nude photography is made by a fellow named Allan Neumann. He shows us a very depress- ing portrait of "Melanie", a girl who really does not know how to pose in nude. Melanie looks out of place and she's not a young chick either. The colors are pale and washed out because the photos were taken indoors under rather poor lighting conditions. And, Melanie is about as sexy as an ironing board. ' Finally, speaking of photographs, I came across the third photo essay, "Miss Nude World", a collage of pictures on last year's Miss Nude World beauty contest, held at Four Seasons Nature resort in Freelton, near Hamilton. The color photos, in this instance, were taken by two not-too- imaginative Toronto Sun photographers, Norman Betts and David Cooper. The four-page spread shows us the naked beauties cavorting about the grounds and wearily parading in front of the judges, wearing nothing but a big smile. Again, the color photos look washed-out and generally of poor quality. One is left with the impression that Betts and Cooper are much better at taking disaster photos for the Toronto Sun, then tackling the human body - naked. Having said all this, 'd like to say a few words about Elite's advertising content. As a Canadian magazine, it features very little "Canadian" ads; most of them come from the United States. The Montreal-based Elite offers such indispensable items as Shields male contraceptives, frantic dog tags, exclusive Elite jewelry, guns that won the West, sexy young girls and once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become an official Talent Scout.. Some of the ads also tell you how to pick up girls, how to make love to a single girl (why not a married woman?) and where fo get "1500 explicit pictures, the complete photographic guide to oral love and sexual intercòurse". This information, along with an offer of a free sub- scription to Elite recently reached the Prime Minister's of- fice. Needless to say, Trudeau declined Elite's offer. Brooklin May Get New Kinsmen Club President Ev De Hart of the Kinsmen Club of Whitby announced that a committee has been appointed to investi- gate the formation of a-Kins- men Club in Brooklin. He stated the first organ- izational meeting would be held at the Royal Canadian Legion in Brooklin on Mon- day January 27th at 8:00 p.m. The Kinsmen Club of Whitby, chartered in 1942 has a present membership of 38. Over the past 32 years the club has become an important part of the com- munity. It owns and supplies the facilities at the Kinsmen Park on Byron Street; was instrumental in starting the development of Peel Street Park and has been active in general service work through- out the community. They have also been involved in National Service Projects such as the Kinsmen Centre for Mental Retardation at York University. The Kinsmen organizatîon is an AII-Canadian Service Club formed in Hamilton in 1920. There are now over 15,000 members in 500 clubs from Coast to Coast. Memberstiip~is open to all young men 21 to 40. The Kinsmen Club invit all young men of Brooklii area to join them on Januar) 27th to learn more about ti proposed new club. Conventio Whitby Councillors have been invited to the 1975 Ontario Good Roads Associa. tion Convention in February. The first day, February 24, will be devoted to a semi- nar on "The Cornerstone of Transportation". The convention will be held in the Canadian Room of the Royal York Hotel in Toronto. WHITBY FREE PRESS.WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22, 1975, PAGE Il iCHs CATERUIN AND F0D0 VICE WITH CATERING FACIitInES 415 McKENZII AJAX, BOX 113 Phon. 63.7891 or 39-4874 Weddings, Stags, Office or House Parties, Banquets, Conventions, Dances, Receptions, of Al Types Tinted '$200 BIoached $25r La -Contessa Beauty Lounge 119 Green St. 668-9262 Witby Senior 'A' Hockey WHITBY McDONALDS vs ORILLIA iroquois Park Arena This messago sponsored by: 10igNSuiVEc WHaTCOMPAY 101 cONSUMERS DRIVE, WMITB'Y Real Estate Elects Executive The Oshawa and District Real Estate Board (ODREB) held their Annual General Membership Meeting at the Holiday Inn in Oshawa lasi week. The ODREB Executive for 1975 was sworn in by Will- iam Lowry, Regional Vice President of the Ontario Real Estate Association (OREA). Frank M. Smith, F.R.I., is this year's president, George Twaites, and Ralph Anderson are the first and second Vice-presidents. Directors for this year are Ernest Mueller, F.R.I., Bette Morrison, Dennis Chura, Mike Belmonte, F.R.I., Gerald VanSchepen and Ray McKenna. William Lowry then addressed the Meeting. He brought the Oshawa Realtors up to date on the OREA activities in the past year. Lowry reminded the mem- bers of their liabilities to both the public and fellow Realtors with special empha- sis on professional conduct which would put forward an image that would instill pu- blic confidence. Mondeau Beauchamp, of the Durham Regional Indus- trial Commission, in charge of the Oshawa Area, also addressed the realtors present. He.is looking for a meaning- ful liason between realtors and the Commission for the orderly industrial develop- ment of the area. Beauchamp feels there is tremendous potential for development in the Oshawa Area in the future. Sunday, Jan. 26 7:30 p.m. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .