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WITB FREE PRSS, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6,1990, PAGE 5 ANNOUNCER: W., take y ou now to the nation's capital for a special edition of the news. To bring us up to date on the Meech Lake talks, heres ... PETELR rm Peter.. Welcome te this special edition of the news. Were here at the nation's capital to tell you about ...- W;ENDY: . the Meech Lake taiks. Wil Canada survive, or split into rival factions, join the United States, or become a permanent nightly special on The Journal? (Bring up music. Oh, Canada. Children's voices. Flag flUtters fromatop the Peace Tower.) ANNOUNCER: (with deep baritone voioe.) And now ... ît's the Peter and Wendy show. ..- PETEL Ites been a historie day here i the nation's capital. The main show of the day bas been premier watching. Prom our control room liere in Toronto we've been in touch with the key journalistsa arund the city, te people who have stayed Up ail night just to se. a premier ... WENDY: .. and everyone seems te b. poised just te ses if Clyde Wells wears a cod piece. PETER . .'. or toeseif anyone likens himto the original Peter and Wendy show and oeils him Ca tain Hook. For those who niissd that bit of bockground the original Peter Pan story was marketed under the name,, Peter and Wendy. WENDY: . . . which in why this satire on the national news, the Pe ter and Wendy show, because,'for those who don't know -- that may meclUde a few Liberal Senators -- anc1horperuoe Peter and star reporter, myseif, Wendy, spend .very weekend together 1k. marnidpeople. e PEITERBeause hi real life we ý4re marrie people. But since. -wark-in T«Ooand Wéndy inOttawva,Iwe ae. each other only on weekends. WiENDY: Exacept for every night on the national newo, where we get to talk in fmotof the nation. (Voies ovèr fades. Bring Up music. Oh, Canada. Children's vcmoes. Flag flutters from atop the Peace Tower.) ANNOUNCER: (with deep baritone voie.) And now i. t's tih. Peter and Wendy shw ... WITHÃ"OUR FEET UP by Bill Swan, Capital news ETER As I said, it lias been an historie day here in Ottawa. And now, for a special report, heres national reporter Wendy. WENDY: Thank you, Peter. Il?. been a rugged day "ody for premier. watchers, what with last- night's dinner mnenu being no fully reported. Wlat mont people don't know in that for breakfast, the premiers munched oni Cheerios. Except for the Prime Minister, who insisted on Honey N uts. PETER I hope there' nothing symbolie there. And what about the lunch menu? WENDY: Well, that's the funny thing, Peter. Definitely no Star Mist tuna selad. Some insist that Wels wanted cod but Gary Miet Mignon vetoed that. PETER:' And what; about Bourassa?. What did he' have? WENDY: Not caviar, despite rumors. And by the way, it is quite true that the prime minister vetoed a suggestion that the main lunch course be froga legs. PETER: Politicians certainly have te be sensitive te, every aspect of national unity, don't they? This certainly has beýn a histoýic day there in the nation's capital., WENDY: RPight, Peter. And if you'd been with it, you'd have insisted on doing the anchor tonight from here. Wed have had on. more day together. Where's your sens. cf romance? SPETER W6uld this b. the right time te asic you te, bring home a litre of milk on Friday? 1 WENDY: Ites your turn te corne te Ottawa. Just catch the overnight. lMI meet youi Uplands i a warm. taxi with the motor running. PETER: No, I did that last weekend. And we went ice skating on the. Rideau. WENDY: Liàsten Up or lil bave te get you another cset f bar restorer. Tte last'time you came up lier. we did go ice skating. Thiat was in February. I think l'y. been more than aco odtn in this relationship., PETER: This in not a relationship, this is a "MY-.Uplands Friday night. And don't forget the quart of miULk.For the National, th is e Wndy say=inSoLoeg ho Neverland and ail the Loot Boys. PTR And this in Peter saying, 'Ses you Friday might? WENDY:. At Uplandh, in Ottawa. ~ PETERNo, Pearun. But I lik. the part about your you knew how many premiers' toes I soejust to get this sIot, you'd ho a lot more carefuil abot yurappearance. Ther.' nothing that says an, anchor can't b. female, you know. PETER: And that. . . ANNOUNCER'-. . . the.]Peter and Wendy show from atudios in Tbronto and from the nation's capital. While we have a nation. SPE-CIAL 2 .FORi MEMBERSHIP VOUR LAST CHANCE 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL ENDS SUNDAVI JUNE 1OTH, 1990 s.L&AIFRY Wooden OutdooP Furniture. MYRTLE RD. THICKSON FWY 2 WHJTOY 'Coll6558558 Q YRTLEWeDl mufflUD.er Hexagons, Octagons, Benches, Chair etc *Hancliade, preassembled, sanded, ready to be stained *Solid Cedar construction *Bâit tobLast MIDNIGIIT IS OUR NOON Saturday, June 9,1990 at 3pm at DURHAM COLLEGE 2000 Simcoe St. N., Oshawa, Ont. Sponsored by First Church Christ Scientist, Oshawa 180 Rossland Rd. E., Oshawa WHIT'BY' 1121 Dundas Street Eust 666-4540 DUNOAS E URO0 PE ANM z KWOMENS UHIAJ YOU'RE INVITED TO OUR ANNIVERSARY PRIZE EVERYOJNE 9&SW.IELOM 1 j4