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WIUTBY FREE PRESS IMWDNESDAY, JUNE 27,1990, PAGE5 Due ta, circumatancea beyond -hie contmol, Bill Swan 'ia unable to write hie column this wpeeh. Either that, or 1w can't think of anything ta asay. In hia place, Hooit S e will write on mottera of national importance. SNODGRACE: Woil, thank you fer that introduction. And for the invitation to, write in thie space usua]ly fihlod by Whatzname. But if)you don't mmdnIM paso on the writing part. Writing is deadly, boring, dull ... FP: Careful, now. This is a newspaper. New eprs are made te road. You ever hoard of anyone watcbing a 1SODRACE: How do I get into thone thinge? Lot me get straight te, the hoart of the matter. I caret write. 've been in politica twenty-fivo years now and Ive nover yet mot a politicien worth h or or bisesait who could write. FP: Hey! What about Joe Clark? Didn't he study journalism in coilege? And didn't hie father run or own a woekly paper? Didn't Jo. aloo woek for his father? SNODGRACE: I reet-my case. You getting ail this down? FP: Imdoing my best. But how fast do you expoct one person to type withhbisarm in asling? SMOGRAE: Only an arm, eh? When you've been in poltce as long as I have, you get used te, having the parts of your anatomy weiI lung, if ou get my drift. Now where was I? Oh, yeah. About this reading stuif. Trouble with reading is somebody has ta write it. Now my agents toil me that the ox=osreof gueet spots like this is great. Trouble is, ýa9sasid, no politician cen write worth ore apples. FP: But I rnentioned Joe Clark. SNODGRACE: That's twice. Now moot politiciens get somoébody oise. t write their stuif for themn. Answer me now, do you really think that is honeet? WITH OUR FEET UP by Bill Swan Without metaphors FP: As honost as politiciens get, I suppose. lsn't ghost writing just writing stuff down the way someone elso would if ho couid put two words together? SNODGRACE: Didyo go te school with Joe Clark or something? Naw, wt 1 do best is talk. That's why instead of writing this gizost column, %m talking it. That way Ican tell the roadors ofWhitbhY exactlY what is on my mnd, without ail them metaphors getting in the way. FP: Pesky thinge, thon 'motaphors. 11i bot youlre reaily bothered by thos irny similos, too. Won't those do you in? SNODGRACE: Don't get smart with me. Anyway, what I came here te talk about is. Canada and the Constitution. FP: Look, you say one word. about Meech Lake and we're gonna ili this coiurnn and run a big picture of Swan to fil the space. SNODGRACE: You do that and he'd win the rnayor's chair next election, you bot. Cen ho spoil hie own naine? FP: Get on with your column. SNODGRACE: Okay, now what I was gonna doliko, was inaybe the Don Cherry of politics hero and gîve you. the inside scoop of what wont wrong with Meech Lake and ail that stuif. I mean, that's important, cuz I hear FuII BlathorSlam out in B.C. is talldng about ither B.C. being a "distinct socioty" or arranging sovoreignty assoiation with the rest of Canada. FP: Blathorlem is a distinct society ail by bimself. SNODGRACE: If youýro trying te bo witty, youre only half meking it. Naw, lookc, B.C.'s nobody's draft choico. Thoy don't oven mnake a good bottlod boor out there. And lookc at the other coast, Premier Go. Whiz in P.E.I. Now what's ho gonna do? Join forces with BlatherSiem and tow the islend over to the other coast? FP: A lot of .people tried hard to mako that constitution work. SNODGRACE: Look, lNy.seid it bofore. If youre gonna win at this game you gotta go into the corners wih 'our elbows high. Làookit Baloney, thore. Ho. had hisoibwsohhis hands were straight upin the air. After you'roirn the corner is no timo ta start giving the butt ends. See, ho shoulda been in there months ago, rough overybody up, maybe beat up a few in the valley. That's how thie gaine je played in Canada. FI': Cari anythingboe alveged? SNODGRACE: Maye Baloney's wife could do a headache commercial. Mosons would likoly lend them a dog. Naw, Nve seid it boforo: you wanta win, o skate bard and get teugh in the corners. That's what thoy didn't do this time, and you saw the rosuits. Henry vicem-rnciepal is new superintendent By Trudie Zavadovicu Henry Street High Schooi vice- gmcipal Casey Daieman has Wn apoitedthe new super- intendenit of schools for the Dur- hem Board of Education, effec- tive no lator than Jan. 1, 1991. Daieman was apponted to the position by bard trustees at thefr meeting June 25. He was oneo of 29 applicants te appiy for the position. Six of the apphicents were internai and 23 were external. Ail applicants were interviewedJune 21. «I amn very pieased te weicome him te this position,» said board chairmen Ian Brown. Whitby truste. -Patty Bowman echoed the welcome but added, "As a Whitby -trustee I support the motion but it wili be sad teo lbse him froin Henry Street High School. Ho has worked in bath elementary and secondary sehools and that is definitely an asset to the position. Ho began teaching at David EuCUSIO ABULOUS WDDJNG 'j CREA77ONS IN QUALNTY Môrid jjnf SIL GOWNS r«MUM Hand Beadsd Brida Gowna Bridai Agmaariea Cuatom Tailring toa af Gowna Mother f Bride and Groom Faihiona Claaaice vening Wear Affoedable Prioes Ama&' Exclifrlà L)urhaiuRgion -u ___om CAIONS~ j 13 Dundai SL E, Uni Z Whab.v - Ft Ap&>TràuTWL 16430-898S and Mary Thomson CI in Scer- borough. Ho joinod the Durhamn board in 1968 as head of modemns at K.S. McLaughiin CVL. Daleman brings to the job an extensive. background and wide experience in educatonal admninistration and curriculum at both the school and system levels. Ho hem taught French as a second lenguege and French im- mersion, and from 1978 to, 1981 served as a French consultent. In 1987/88 lho ýwas principai Of Ridgeway public school, a French immersion eienientary sehool in Oshawa. Daleman was very pleased BRE PAGE il *STRAWBERRIESê * Pick Your Own orRayPicked * ~ Zdanowicz Earna 8AMHwy. 7 B LIN- 8 P.M. RD 0 Cr 0 o .i ROSSLAND WHITBY *0 AJAX HWY 2 - N.W. CORNER AT TAUNTON AND CO RONATION ROADS Bring Conanrso uchase at Farru Cail 668-5509 for more information Wooden Outdoor Furni ture *e MYRTLE RD. -.0 a , 0He C h Cati 655,8558 WM RTve 'xagons, Octagons, Benches, lairs etc. ndinade, preassenib1ed, ided, ready to, be stained è Solid Cedar construction f Buit to Last, tIrru erry Tim bois lb à ul PIC Dufhem Rd N. 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