rea ding 12.6 poinM-t Times Roman Italic 15 ER type. Jfyou are stii squinting, ,ou should fou te husdyeeAr 1, 85 dtin<f see your optometrist immediateîy. WHfBTCHRONICIZ Number 8: 9 Chief Coswtable Alexmader Cameron la paid only $10 a month for bis msvices. The Toronto Maple Leafs. Heck, I can e Oshawa wants te establial a flax mii, but The Chronicle says Whitby bas better faciities remember back when they had a real .*n Wt Inantyj putting recriting ade in The Chronicle teo btin "10 or 15 uart team. Nineteen forty mine. A very good men." year. 0 Lowes and pawehl are adertiing ladiee' mink and mariin furs, buffalo robes and hors. A «à , «rÉ, n1 m . r% -w v% L Do%1%«D -) 1 blankets for the.winter season. iie you nIl;enilIg, DU n Kaef i. - 1 '- -- - PAGE SEVEN Got a micrscpe? Some columne are better left unwritten -to .aY nothing about being unread - and this mey be either the former or latter. Dependlng on your vxewpont. See, Vts this way. Many thingsi n tlus world bothe m A fewupset me. Only a handfulmnako mne angry. To the point of berng irrational. Numnber 1: Z (Note la typesetter: There la no truth te the story that the Wlitby Ai-e Presa wil hagotfdinff'on requesi frée magnifflgamses wltb eu ch copy oUthi ne wspaper.) Okay, okay. Thirt's fot original. Everybody hates direct mail, Orjunk mail, which is it's right name. And if we really felt postal service important, we would demand that junk mail be outlawed. Save trees and ail that stuif. Outlaw glossy paper stock that can't be reprooessed and recycled. (Those who cannot read type this smnall are invlted to cal! the Whtby Free Press main swltchboard 668-6111. One of the dozens of standby personnel wilJ read the Swan co/umn ta you. If the swlitchboard is jammedthe same personnel w!lJg/ad/y prodvde you with Swançý home phone number.) Number 2: The cardboard reply coupons in magazines. You know the onea I mean. They re printed on heavier stock, and corne in groups of four, each one with a message and a coupon you_________________________________________________1 They're used to seil magazine subscriptions, records, books, you_________________________________________________ name it.j I hate 'em. (Again to typesettter:- What I meant was, could you please increase the type size bypoint two points with each paragraph. I wou/d be as happy as a politician in the Senate if you could hum orme on this.) do know enough about printing to realize that such insertsj are expensive, which also tells me that they must be effective. Nobody pays extra advertising dollars even in boom times ~ unless you get a dollar fifty back for every dollar you spend. Which.means people use'em. They work. They also make it impossible to flip through a magazine. And when I rip them out and leave them lying around the house, certain people complain about the litter. So it would 1, be good for the environment to« outlaw the heavy-stock rip-outs, too. You listening, Bob Rae? Number three: Everybody's favorite, phone calîs from HiAL, the talking computer. 1(Note again to typesetter:* keep bumpin'g up at that type size. Before yo u kn ow it, th is'Il ge t b;g en ough for people to read.) Nuinber four:i Advertising aimed at children. Try this some time. Turn on the TV some Saturday morning and -flip channels. Watch LAWN BOWLING AND TENNIS, CLU13oC. 1940 carefully for kids programs, and specifilcally at the Ths rpetyo BS Street South han been the site of a Iawn bowling green since 1927. commercials. The club house, at centre, was buit in 1931 and demolished in 1973. At the. Ieft is the site ofi Most are aimed at lkids. Note carefully thethprsnSeis'AtvtCnroeedn196 -unstated value, assumptions that hold the 1