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2 =m WINNETKA WEEKLY TALK, FRIDAY, APRIL 6, 1917 hm . wise did the copperheads of 1861-65| The men who call the militia forces| Most of the New Trier college and t ee ; : ji i ; 28 on) 8 Innetka y plead for peace--in order that the| tin soldiers are again thanking their high school boys are ready for mili- ISSULCD FRIDAY OF EACH WEEK | few might wax opulent at the expense | stars that they had the foresight not | tary service, while the many men : The Lake Shore Publishing Company | of the many. Today the pacifists|to join. who make fun of them are saving Hm 2) T'routy Annex, Winueths, IIL plead for peace--in order that the fi their own skins at home. 3 Yelephone Winuetka United States may ultimately become | After being fooled by his wife, EE Lloyd F. Hollister.....Managing Editor the prey of a foreign power or from | one of our village residents remarked If your watch doesn't keep rime : GI Edwin Secour.... cov. iveds es Editor | sincere motives actuated by the best | that April Fools' Day jokes are the you can send it to Uncle Sant's E 2 i i a SUBSCRIPTION... ... $1.00 A YEAR welfare of the country! resort of little minds. Bureau of Standards at Washington : Strictly in advance Mexico and the United States are dg J Pal and have it tested. The fee is $5. ' Io narications to they 21 peace How long such a peace as| Village youths afflicted with the| Now watch the plutocratic village ; Winnetka Weekly Talk, Winnetka, Ill. | exists will maintain is another ques- telephone habit are advised to use| citizens clutter up the mails with 3 i LL RE Tr es tion. Mexico but awaits the oppor- soundproof booths in order to avoid | watches. i SAD applies to rejected manuscript unless | tune moment to again heckle and |the inflicting of silly gabble upon un- : i 4 Tourn Lovage is Srclosed. a riicles worry the United States. Conscious | willing listeners. ANNOUNCEMENT -- E s c s office : ova : . E by Tuesday afternoon to insure appear- | Of inferiority in strength and re- Site Tar PLEATING BUTTONS COV | Detr ance in current issue. sources, the country beyond the The girl who buys all the extra ERED |. i L sazoniony "of Sondolence gard of | southern border knows better than | brilliant color spring styles will HEMSTITCHING JOHN STORNER JR. y tertainments A oh To i ge to attempt, alone, the administering |probably be the same one who knocks |} Pinking Picot Edge Buttonholes E : J admittance charge will be made or a of a whipping to Uncle Sam. As past | because the horrid men on the street We guarantee the best work and : WILL HAVE THE Sol ation laletindu be charged for at| masters of guerilla warfare, however, | corner twist their necks to look at service to be had anywhere. E : 4 Bi Entered in the postofiice at Winnetka, | Petty annoyances can, and undoubt- | her. Evanston Hemstitching Pleating & Button Shop § | = AGENCY FOR THE tech Illinois, as mail matter of the second| edly will be, continued for an in- * kk ok kx Phone 5651 823 Davis St. J: = ) : clasy under theact of March. 3, 1270, definite period of time. There will When they get all rigged up with : SAXON CARS IN ki : be no peace with Mexico until the | short skirts, white stockings and | z GR | long arm and the strong hand of the | black boots, many of our modest and : BE £ OSS POINT, {LL Noy United States delivers to its bribe-| shrinking village girls come down | | 4 pe E pi icial tuated and in- i : ; oe i polluted officials, actuated town with calm confidence that no 0 Sch ' OMPANY i It fluenced by foreign mercenaries, such | one is going to notice them. L ME |Z For Demonstration 3 H I i i a sound drubbing as will last for all % ok SR bel gat : 4 B® "My Country 'Tis of Thee, Sweet Land time. y From what we have seen of divers Ll Slo 38 | - Phone 587 WILMETTE men of Liberty." | War is hell. Better a war of hell | specimens of handwriting, the aver- OPTOMETRISTS table ; -- | in the protection of right and justice age local man needs a course in pen- 118 So. Dearborn St. Chicago | SEE ER W. FRIDAY, APRIL 6, 1917 than a peace of ignomy and infamy. | manship; but too many of them are] 1 recr EE EE perfectly self-satisfied so long as| - som A 3 : hel CS DARKS : | i ; Formerly the business man worried TAL IAA) AAI] AAA IA IA IAA] i pa muster as the ngna-1 Reason No. 7 for the AG » a Order early, assuring freshnes "WN at night for fear he wasn't making | & & chegk QUALITY CAKE SHOP | Saxc money; now he worries for fear he SUBMARINE SLAMS @ § care didn't lock the*woodshed door where & HOME MADE GINGER CAKE § oft the potatoes are kept. Torpedoes Topical and Typ- 4 | THE ANNEX PLAITING & BUTTON SHOP ade i ; ] get | gag Lg 3 : 3 | M from purest ingredients i : ; ¥ = ical Suggested by Periscope @ Room 1035 Marshall Field Annex Bldg. Vi a vil - \ G Falsification. Observations Taken. from &y 25 E. WASHINGTON ST. | innetka, y Phone Winnetka 1348 Carlton Bldg, ficer, "War Is Hell." Within the Editorial Con- ¢} i CHICAGO es ------ road "A hell of hate, intolerance, high |¥%} ning Tower. && Superior Work is Price Li Lowest Prices} -- recri a. A 1 or Price List. i ' cost of living, war debts, misery and | $¥ & " jacki Sorrow, We can protect oe Highs SREY LY RRReReR 4 Aol) without going to war. e idn't . . ! i 1 fight ining We created a joint In promulgating your esoteric a Philosophy That Will End War | | I | = D A L E § out = Gb i itath nlAtino v i BY eon Di 4 high commission. And now the two Sonne or Syfleuian is your a ee Shull Speak Peace ESTABLISHED 1871 - 3 place countries are at peace and Mexico | ficial sentimentalities and amicab ompilation of the world's most force- | | R the : : 2 i c ; ful utt Peace, gathered f i : 1 is gradually recovering herself. philosnphie shasrvations, beware of | | ful ee te ee For) | FIREPROOF WAREHOUS E stree Have you read the foregoing be-|P atitudinous ponderosity. 4 women of all countries. Commended by | | H of rc fore? It is admitted war is hell. The| Let your Conversational man hahiseds of wer known men and Warneb, | 1723 BENSON AVENUE oid w 2: 4 i tions possess a clarified concise- || including members of both houses of Con | | | oust Bind af bell 8 hell shat this 8 = i ted comprehensive- | | 8T¢sS; a former president of the United | | TEL. EVANSTON 955 EVANSTON, ILL. the country has passed through several ness.and 2 compacted comp $ States; cabinet officials and other statesmen; | | 3 times. Once to gain the independence ness and cogency. FEschew all con- || presidents of Crlversifies; Joremose business | | S T O In} A G E i that is the pride of the native-born glomerations of flatulent garrulity men; leaders in all religioys snotina sions, ete: Household Goods Moved, Packed and Shipped | ee A . . . i" hy : r o = $2.00 postpaid; money refunded if you are | En American. Again to maintain that and affectations. Let your extempo not well pleased. Descriptive booklet with | LONG DISTANCE REMOVALS AUTO VAN SERVICE independence against the aggression | raneous descantings and unpremedi- 100 commendations free. Special Piano and Rug Room Private Locked Roo) of Great Britain. Once more to im- tated expatiations have intelligibility THE HOME BOOK CONCERN pi press upon a neighboring country and veracious vivacity without bom- 608 So. Dearborn St., Chicago, Ill, U. S. A. that the United States could not be | bast; sedulously avoid polysyllabic r . trampled upon with impunity. Again profundity, pompous prolixity, ver- Hl SRA i to give freedom to thousands of suf- boyy and sepiftty. TC paint. brick tl = fering humans. And again, that in- n other words, talk plainly, briet- C bl 0 Hi MONE Y | O | OAN sult might be avenged and a cowed {ly-and naturally. Say what you mean, onaple rpington -- " " a a te Ll - people freed from a tyrannical gov-| mean what you say, and don't use Yards 0 | ernment. War is hell. Absolutely. | big words. Cie at 6 "0 on | But hell is preferable to enslavement. 3 LEER RD i res Those who call themselves pacifists| We have yet to meet ihe fjiaq who " § would keep the United States out of washes the dishes and will admit he + | Tae Buff WwW 1 WwW k ( 4 es . : , Jy 1110 m war. They issue appeals to the really has to do it. 3 S d % Wh it v u | 1 ette, innet a, encoe 3 masses to prevent war. Likewise did Eaux BRE ue an ack Urpingtons, con- a d H bb dW d I d 3 : the tories of Bevolefionnry Lops The popes Hee o phe Aro taining the best blood lines. nh u t ar oods Improve : ; plead for peace--in order that Great | ment is for the village to spend a ry : ; - Ee R 1 E : Britain might retain its strangle hold | lot of money in front of your own The kind that lays and wins. ea Ss ate. ; upon the American colonies. Like- | home. Extra fine cockrels for sale | Established 1894 i 2 SE ] a ~ BANK OF M. K. 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