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r= WINNETKA WEEKLY TALK, FRIDAY, MARCH 30, 1917 ' Es ER Ry 11 "3DIE_ HEARNE WILL "2 RETURN TO CHICAGO "poses Re-enter Speedway Game gith New Duesenberg Racing Car. | hun ore at's Will Not Accept Any Money for mal hibition Drives if Does Not womej Lower Present Time Marks. " age "hicago's "favorite son" in -the Im of speed has been stirred by "v ambitions. ddie Hearne, who formerly was minent on Chicago's automobile , has written to David F. Reid, {lsident of the Speedway Park asso- ion, that he is ready to come back an A. A. A. driver after being klisted two years ago by the con- board of the national organiza- + for participating in outlaw meets fla member of Alex. Sloan's barn- ming troupe. Scrubbed in Immunity Tub. earne, who was given an immun- g¢bath by the A. A. A. recently, has a Iv racing car, built by Fred Duesen- g2¢ of Chicago. For competition, fwill use a 300-inch, sixteen-valve tor, developing 125 horsepower guaranteed to hit 110 miles per I" He also has an aviation motor | exhibition work that is rated at horsepower and on the beach. I show a speed of 135 miles an r. h planning his return to speedway [> this season, Hearne, who is Jting in Sugarloaf, Colo.. after nding the winter in New Orleans, written to President Reid for {entry blank for the Auto Derby {June 9 and also has offered to go er the Chicago lap record of 113 les per hour, held by Resta, and world's mark for ten, twenty and fv miles. | Expects to Shatter Records. o confident is he of shattering Vse records with his new car that Jarne states he will not accept any ¥ney for his exhibition drives pinst time provided he does not Jer the present marks for two, ten ~eal twenty miles. earne already has signed a con- Jct with the management of an- TE ger speedway to drive his Duesen- ¢ Special in a match race against 1% famous twelve-cylinder Sunbeam, jder of the world's one-mile record [107 miles per hour and now owned Harry Harkness, the millionaire rtsman and president of the [epshead Bay Speedway. He would anything but adverse to arranging similar race for Chicago. sor the past three years, Hearne a member of Alex. Sloane's team, starred last season following retirement of Louis Disbrow. His st notable victory was the win- lg of the Cincinnati road race in fall of 1911 when he drove his bo car, a Fiat. o ng [FOR SALE or FOR RENT If you have a ho or sale or rent or vacant yow want to sell, liust telephone. Some of our ents are as fc Ww 7-room stuccg, ar high school, 'Jfine yar hot ter heat, per Cappy TER TEER | ae $5 hot water heat nth.$50 5 J new English 3 month. .§ ...... i gom dhe: per 9-room br per month 1 8-room stuc reat, per month 53 ew, hot water $85 | S8-room fine home, near Sheri- flan road, per month $100 We have some of the best bar- vins in and around Indian Hill IStation for sale on_ the north shore. Prices from $5,000, $5,500, 6,500, $7,500, to $9,500 to $15,000, bn easy terms. Don't fail to see 1s before you buy. | Office at _INDIAN HILL STATION PAUL SCHROEDER & COMPANY Winnetka 768 Podge Que 2ovvaay z CAUSTIC COMMENTS 5 QUUERILLLRITLLLLY It is rot true that the foreigners are all spies, as some of them are only plotters. k kk kk Germany is respectfully requested to take her foot off our neck and put it on our stomach. * Xx 3k Xx xk According to the German official bulletins, the farther they retreat the bigger victory they win. oe ke College girls at Oberlin are shining shoes to pay expenses. No difficulty is reported in persuading the boys to keep their boots blacked. * * * * x The work of building battleships goes ahead just about as fast as was the case when they were used only to entertain summer girls on. * * * * * 3k The United States could probably learn how to organize the resources of this country if it could seize the memoranda of the foreign plotters. oe Ck The Indian question in the public mind just now is not so much the condition of the Red Man as the prospects for the Chicago ball teams. a With President Wilson's daughter reported engaged, how lonely the nings. oq Nek R The long distance running record, originally held by the Austrians, then | captured from them by the Roumani- ans, seems now to be safely in the | hands of the Turks. Ek kk There is a feeling among many horse owners that they can feed a good many scanty meals to their beasts before Kindness to Animals Sunday comes, April 28. * kk x When congress is in session every- one wants it to adjourn and stop up- setting the country, and when it isn't in session there is a clamorous de- mand for it to meet and do business. ERY SE A great many people who are un- able to save money on a liberal sal- ary are convinced that they could run a billion dollar government a great deal more efficiently than it is being done. * 3k Xx kx *k It was strange that the Germans neglected their usual plan in the case of this country of marrying one of their princesses to a son of one of our presidents so as to control our home politics. Sl RN TN No wonder the pessimists lament the decline of our national observ- ances, when on April Fools' Day so few wool doughnuts are worked off, and no one any longer nails fake purses to the sidewalk. k kk kk It is considered that people who live extravagantly should pay high taxes as they show that they have plenty of money; and that people who live frugally should pay high | taxes, as their economy must have al- lowed them to save a lot with which to pay. * ok kkk The concerns who sell porous plas- ters for lame back view the starting of so many back yard gardens with some equanimity. k kk kk xk . supplying footstools in foreign coun- tries, as they can always put their feet on an American. a The people would feel worse about the shortage of free seeds if they had more confidence that government seeds would come up. * * kk kx In calling congress together at this time President Wilson failed to see the profound appropriateness in hav- ing them meet April 1st. * * Xk * * The supreme court must have neg- lected to ask permission of the brotherhoods before it wrote some clauses of that Adamson law decision. Kw kk The United States in the presence of the fighting powers has courage- ously crawled out from under the bed and taken refuge under the bureau. * * Xk * 3k Now that our national income has fallen off as the result of stoppage of exports, there is a growing feeling that national honor requires us to get into the war. * kk kk A large number of congressmen are practicing their speeches for the next session, but it is doubtful if any of them are getting any more informa- tion about pending matters. White House will seem without the boys siting around on the porch eve- | | the call NORTH SHORE YOUNG MEN JOIN REGIMENT Drop Business and Personal Affairs to Rally to Defense of Country. MANAGER OF TALK CALLED Frank Lemon, Wilmette, and Thomas Lynch, Winnetka, Don Uniforms and Answer Call to Colors. Three young men of New Trier township have answered the call to the colors, promptly laying aside all business and personal affairs to take up arms and join the ranks of those who will form the nucleus of the great army to be formed for the de- fense of the country. Lloyd F. Hollister, of Winnetka and Wilmette, managing editor of The Lake Shore Publishing company and well and favorably known through- out the length and breadth of the township, has deserted his multi- tudinous duties as head of a large and growing business to put on the uniform of the state militia and shoulder a gun, prepared for what- ever may befall. Bookkeeper and Forester Go. Frank Lemon, bookkeeper and cost accountant with The Lake Shore Pub- lishing company, has also answered of his country and joined | his regiment now mobilizing. Thomas J. Lynch, village forester of Win- netka, is another who has answered the summons, dropping his work to | haste to the bugle's call. All three young men are members of Com- pany D, 6th Illinois Infantry. Mr. Hollister holds the rank of sergeant, Mr. Lemon is a corporal and Mr. Lynch a private, and all have seen some former service. The 6th Infantry will in all prob- ability be used for guard duty within the state but there is a possibility that the regiment will be ordered to the coast as soon as it has been re- cruited to full strength, which will not take long at the rate enlistments are being made. Reports from the various company headquarters indi- cate that the organization will be on a war footing within a very short tine, Boys In Line for Promotion. The three members of the 6th from New Trier are in direct line for pro- motion and will undoubtedly be ad- vanced in rank so soon as the need for more commissioned and non-com- missioned officers arise. All are hard working, earnest, energetic young men, who take pride in their regiment and its traditions. They represent the sterling qualities of present-day American manhood, loy- al to the core, honoring and respect- ing their country and with the deep- rooted love for the Flag that goes to make an invincible fighting man. | =B. 0-0 § - NORTH SHORE ELECTRIC OPERATES DINING CARS Latest Equipment Placed In Service on Limited Trains--Offer Best of Meals to Patrons of Road. The new convertible dining and parlor cars of the Chicago, North Shore and Milwaukee railroad were put into service last week on the lim- ited runs between Evanston and the Cream City. The cars are the very latest examples of comfort and lux- ury in transportation equipment. The steel cars may be used either as dining or parlor cars, having tables that fold and shelve themselves in the side of the coach, removing all the appearances of a diner in substi- tuting for a parlor car. Fdward Welch has charge of the catering on the diners, and the service offered is as complete and quick as any of the largest grill rooms. F. 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