TH~JRSDAY, FER OUI, 1947 THE CANADIAN STATESMAN, bOWMANVILLE, ONTARIO PAGE FIVE Bill Jam~ became the centre of unfusual ern and attention of f ellow m1 eibrs at Rotary Club luncheonFdy at the Balmnoral Hotel, when he was welcomed into the select circle of "Rotary Fathers." The induction took on the nature of a practical parent- hoodclinic ini which instruction was given by a practising physi- cian and no less than seven other club members who claimed, pre- vious qualifications for imparting specific instructions to the subject of the ordeal. The event was plan'ned in me- ticulous detail followîng an- nouncement in The Statesrnan that a baby girl, Heather Irene, had arrived., Saturday, Jan. 25, to grace the home of Mr. and Mrs. W. G. James, Division St., Bow- manvîlle. The news was relayed from the Private Patients Pavil- ion, Toronto General Hospital, following which the Rotary com- mittee went into action. Mephisto Chosen as interlocutor, a cou- sin of the subject, (or rather vic- tim,) John M. James with prac- tised Mephistophelian cunning, in- troduced the varied proceedings. He regretted the absence of grand- father Geo. W. James, dean of the club, who was also slated, for f some attention. The story un- fold.ed the hasty departure of JBill following a phone caîl from Toronto. With coat inside out EVERYBODYS "Do you know," Harry asked me, *"what 4,000,000 workers look like?" "No, but I read Somewhere that four million dinner pails would reach from Winnipeg to Calgary." UThat helps to visualize the number," said Harry, "but the interesting thing about the four million work- ers I arn talking about, is that they ail caUyp lifie insurance whether thEy carry dinner pails or wherever they eat. They are people like our neigbbours who live in the bouses we can see fromn here. There are two farrn families, then a garageman, a sales- man and his daughter who is a stenographer, three factory people, two teachers, an ac- countant, a banker, a mer- -;chant and a contractor." Life Insurance in Canada is big business because it is the total of the policies of mil- lions of providers who make progress in safety. LJi* Insurance is a business built for .verybody, a great .nterprise which prot.cts the future of more tihon four million poficyhold.rs and thir l ov.d enes. Lif. lnsuronce offert a system- oicen eni.oy woy ta gave. Consuit en mut h@riuud agent about a pion boit cuited ta you r rqulrements. W-2 and' hat askew he caught the and somehow jittered through day which turned out to ha-, silver lining at its close, "moc and daughter doing fine." 1 Medical Exam First concern of the club assurance that the victim cc withstand the ordeal of initia and qualify for the trad.itig sleepless nights. Doc Run equipped wxth stethoscope, sI troscope and other instrumi found the framework 100 per( but advised a. shot of vitanr Consequently, with ani eyed bper, he deposited on the tongt calculated concoction of a and NACL the reaction to wl was akin to the effect of H2ý A quick grab for a glass of wý 1and the spasm passed. Pantomime Next, Mr. Mephisto sugge. that in view of the fact that a had been expected, a pantom was in order. Hence in troi Doc Rudeli in a boy's outfit, bý ing a tin drum. He was folli by Bud Hay with cap and1 tle. Then came 6' 4" Tiny Br ini knitted' costume with diaj aIl of which had relevant inm cations. Finally, rotund D Higgon simpered in with capi nightgown, carrying a doli as crowning touch of infant fen inity. Unusal Paxenthood Cici A Feature at Rotary Club Mathematies Lou Dippeil then took up his accustomed role of teaching murs- ery geometrics. Using a square of canton flannel and a safety pin he conjured up the hypoten- use and folded in a diagram re- sembling the 5th proposition of Euclid. His demonstration was amended by Inquisitor John James who demonstrated the lat- est, more absorbent design in the form of a parallelogram. He fol- lowed this with an array of gad- gets taken from bùlging pockets which he pnesented for emergen- cy use. Thanks Expressed Garnet Rîckard came to the res- cue with the formai address of welcome to the fatherhood circle. His soothing words and happy congratulations leavened the har- rowing expenience of a feilow member who stood up well under the confusing barrage and climax- ed the occasion with a neat ad dress of thanks in behaif of Mrs. James, baby Heather Inene and himself. The handsome, useful gifts, aside from those above mentioned mumbered a score or more and comfortably filled a commodieus gladstone bag. Rotary has had few occasions in which whole- some hilarity has been accomp- aied with such gemuine goodwill for a feliow member. EGGS Faster and Greater RETURNS For Your Eggs We are now in a position t( give you 48 HOUR GRADINC SER VICE which meansa HIGHER GRADE TO YOU and increased revenue. By handling your Eggs Fastei it assures the consumera FRESHER and SWEETER Egg MARKET YOUR EGGS THROUGH Pickering Farms Ltd. For Bigger and Faster Return. Grading Station - Whitby Ont 10w lovelines To hav e . ur clothes e.leanied and pressed the modern, sate way. brinig thenui here. They will look like iiew %vith colons restored, wriiikles genie and el- bow droops and seat sags genie. See what our speeial process ean do for y o ur e ~clothes. Bring themi in today. PHONE 520 IIûwmanviI le Cleaners andIvers to a kd r a 's Maplé Grove bus i the ve a )ther was ýould ition ional ndle, ;pec- ients cent nins. rop- ue a ioes ,hich !S04. rater ýsted boy ime )tted )eat- wed bot- ruce tper, ipli- lave and the -nin- Burketon Mrs. E. Caughill is in Toronto to attend the Ice Capades. Chester Hoskin is in Toronto on a business trip. Mn. and Mrs. Ken Roblin have returned after a trip to Cobourg and Picton. Mr. Orland, Bailey and his un- cIe, Mr. Jolliffe have arrived at Miami, Florida. Miss June Oeztel, Toronto, Miss Ruby Bailey, Oshawa, with Mr. and Mrs. T. Bailey. Mn. and Mrs. George Bowers, Nestleton, Mr. and Mrs. Lorme Dean and Carson, Oshawa, Mr. and Mrs. Archie Lunn, Kirby, with Mr. and Mrs. C. Dean. Mr. Robert Carter is in Smith- ville with the Bell Telephone Co., where they have five or six weeks of work owing to the extensive damage caused 'by the storms. Mrs. T. DeMille, Mr. Merle Hubbard, Bowmanville, with Mn. andi Mrs. B. Hubbard. Mr. and Mrs. Leo Moffat, Osh- awa, Mr. and, Mrs. Jacklin, Sask., with Mn. and Mrs. 0. Greer. Congratulations to Mn. and Mns. Cecil Rahm on their silven wed- ding anniversary. Executive of St. John's A.Y.P. A., Blackstock, met at the home of the treasurer, George Carter, Jan. 28. Social evening ýsp'onsoned by W.A. Jan. 31st, was a great suc- cess. Mrs. Seymour led in com- munity singing, assisted by her daughter, Margaret. Rest of pro- gram consisted of duets by Lois Davey and Jean Gatchell, accom- pamied by Mrs. E. Caughill; Mrs. E. Adams and Mary, Helen Glen- nie and Dorothy Wotten, Edith Irons and Ruth Carmochan, Hel- en Hanthorn and Gwen Dean, readings by Isabel Carter and Alden Hubbard, recîtation 'by Jimmie Stephenson, story by Mrs. Seymour and piano solos by Gwen Dean amd Margaret Seymour, who is attending the University of To- nento. Lunch was served' by mem- bers of W.A. Pontypool Of interest to Pontypool is the manniage cf Chovie Yalloff to her child'hood sweetheart Jack Freed- man which took place in Toronto, Jan. 26. Chovie is the grand- daughter of Alter Cyrstal, found- er cf Cyrstal's summen resont, and has spent practicaily all her vaca- tions in Pontypool. Guests at the wedding from here were Mn. and Mrs. Izzie Bernstein and son Si&i ney. When Lloyd Brown opened his barn door the moo-oo cf the brin- dle cow attracted his attention. Thought Lloyd to himself that cow sounds as though she's tnying to tell me something. So he walk- ed te whene the cow was and thene by her side wene two beau- tiful calves. They are now a week old and both healthy and strong. Misses Vîvian Hudson and Jean Mitchell, Toronto, spent the week- end visiting thein families. Mn. and Mrs. Perry Neals and deughter, Peterborough, with his brother, Harny Neals. Congratulations te Sid. Bern- stein who aften a bneath-taking countship has become engaged te Miss Leah Zuber cf Kitchener. Wedding to take place early in the spring. The many friends of William Rennie will be giad to know he is feeling well enough to attend bus- iness again. Andrew, from Tor- onto, spent the weekend visiting his parents. Inene and Gladys Hickey have secuned positions in Toronto. Mrs. Aubrey Cain was in Tor- onto visiting her mother, Mrs. Ro- bent Fuller who is in the hospital. Mr. Alfred Higgs, Bowmanvilie, who taught sehool here for sev- erai years visited friends. He was accompanied by Earle Masters, a former Pontypool pupil, now ne- siding in Bowmanviile. Mrs. Ed. Cain has been a con- valescent most cf the winter. The faith cf our forefathens still lîves, as was exemplified' by Mrs. Roy Cochrane cf McCreas who walked more than two miles te attend the service im Ponty- pool, Sunday afternoon. Mr. Wm. Delahaye, though oven 80 yearg of age, does a good, job as sexton cf the church and very rarely misses a service. His burming zeal towards the church is an in- spiration te all who attend. Morris Nimigon and, Teddy Fish- er spent the weekend in Toronto. Mrs. Arthur Hughes and fam- ily, Peterborough, with Dave and Mrs. Sexsinith. Wedclings MACKENZIE-STAPLES In Emmanuel College Chapel, Toronto, on Thursday, January 9, the marriage took place of Kath- leen Marie Staples, daughter of the late Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Sta- pies of Orono to Dr. David Leslie Mackenzie, son of the late Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Mackenzie of Kincar- dine. Mrfs. Mackenzie was forin- enly a member of the Port Hope High School staff. Maple Grove Evening Auxiliary met Jan. 29th at Mrs. Rahm's. In- stallation of officers was cond'uct- ed by Mrs. Cecil Jeffery. Mrs. Morley Flintoif took charge of the program. Scripture readings by Miss Susie Laird, Mrs. Bill Ly- cett and Mrs. Clifford Swalrow; prayer by Mrs. Ernie Twist; chap- ter of study book by Miss Laird; duet by Mrs. Hurlburt and Mrs. Grose. Number present, 19. Next meeting at Mrs. C. Swallow's. The pupils enjoyedý an educa- tional picture on Friday in the Sunday School. It consisted of 4 reels: (1) Process of milk from cow to dairy pasteurization, then to the homes at the same time stressing the necessity of cleanli- ness during eàch operation; (2) Beavers hard at work building a dam near Niagara; (3) Feeding animals at the zoo. The elephant and the black bear seemed, to be the favored ones as the elephant received several tons of hay each day, while the bear got 10 loaves of raisin bread. Pictures ended with popular music. Owing to the necessity of cold lunches each noon it ha& been arranged to have chocolate milk delivered daily.-Students chose the name "Eager Beavers" for their Red Cross group, ail being eager to do their littie bit for the need in Europe.-The school newspaper will be called the Ma- pie Grove School Record. SWINDELLS-HOOPER White"mums and candles dec- orated St. Paul's United Church, Bowmanville, on January 25, for a lovely evening ceremony and camdlelight service for the mar- niage of Marion Bertha Hooper, daughten of Mr. and Mrs. V.* Roy Hooper, Carlisle Ave., and Roy Francis Swindells, son of Mr. and Mrs. John H. Swindells, Bowman- ville. Rev. G. Cameron Quigley performed the ceremony. Before the arrival cf the bride Mrs. Reta Cole Dudley pi'ayed "Intermezzo" and Miss Domalda Creaser sang "The Lord's Pray- er." During the ceremony Mrs. Dudley played softly "Ave Maria" and' later as the couple were sîgn- ing the registen Miss Creaser sang "Through the Yeans." The bride, given in marriage by her father, wore an ivory slipper satin gown with 'brocaded. lace yoke caught te the gown with satin petals, skirt with bustle back and train and' hen veil of tulle illusion was held in a halo cf sa- tin petals and pearis. She car- ried a 'bouquet of American Beau- ty roses. Her sister, Mrs. Floyd Bradd, attemded her as matron cf honor, wearing turquoise taffeta with pleated peplum and matching hat trimmed with Talisman roses and hen flowers were a bouquet cf Talisman roses. Wm. Harrison, Jr., was best man and the ushers were James Stutt and Ken Hooper. A reception followed' in the church school room. The bride's mothen weaning a gray-beige crepe dress with black accessories amd corsage cf white carnations, neceived the guests. The groom's 1 GIBSON-STAUNTON In St. Mark's Anglican Church, Hamilton, on January 18, the wedding was solemnized of Mur- ici Winifred, daughter of Mrs. Staunton and the late Mr. Fred Staunton, and Glenn Allan Gib- son, son of Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Gibson of Burketon, Ont. Rev. W. A. Henderson cond'ucted the ceremony. The wedding music was played by Mr. E. H. Madden. Wearing a graceful gown of white satin and net, the fitted sa- tin bodice fashioned' with a sweet- heart neckline, and the full net skirt appliqued with satin bows, the bride was given in marriage by her mother. A long veil of embroidered net was softly gath- ered to form a self headdress, and she carried a bouquet of Talis- man' roses and maidenhair fern. Miss Barbara Staunton attended her sister, and was gowned in powder blue embroideredi nylon, her flower-trimmed haîf hat be- ing of blue taffeta. She carried deep red roses and, fern. Mr. A. S. Dennison of Ajax, was the groomsman. I An after-reception was held at the home of the bride. For their wedding trip to Huntsville, the bride tnavelied in an ice blue woollen dress made on princess limes, and, blue topcoat and hat. Her accessories were winten white and her corsage bouquet of Talisman roses. The bride and groom will make their home in Hamilton. Smart aluminum slat Venetian Biinds that will add charm to any room. ONEL WEEX'S DELÎVERY 75Ç sq. It. LIMITED 6, CRY FATPE mother assisted wearing powder blue with matching hat and cor- sage of white carnations. The bride donnedi a grey'-blue suit and hat trimmedi with grey persian lamb andi the couple left amidst showers of confetti and and best wishes for a honeymoon to Ottawa and Eastern Ontario. On their retul7n they will live in Bowmanville. Durham C@unty Club Enjoys Address on Social Value of Hobbies The Durham Club held its reg- ular meeting at the I.O.D.E. head- quarters in Toronto, Jan. 23, with President Alex McLeod in the chair. The program was in charge of Mr. Orville Henderson. The musical part of the evening was gîven by Mr. James Thom- son, soloist of Carmen United Church, accompanied by Mrs. Thomson, and Miss Ellen McCrea- dy, vocalist, accompanied by Mrs. Love. The speaker Dean R. O. Hurst, Ontario College of Phar- macy, in his talk, "Fellow Travel-j lers" told of the educational and social value of hobbies. In an ad-j dress spiced with humor DeanJ Hurst told of those whom he had met on the road, of life and their hobbies. He also praised the for- mation and continuation of such a club as the Durham whose memibers were held together by the bond of having corné from the same district and their sus- tained interest in aIl things from "'back home." Dr. L. B. Williams thanked the speaker. Dr. O. O. Worden paid a very fitting tribute to our re- cently deceaseci member and a former president of the club, Dr. D. D.* MacDonald. Mr. Hender- son expressed the pleasure of al that Mrs. H. Rowland, is recover- Beautifully styled dresses to flatter you no end. Striped Cham- hray in gay light-heart- ed colors that boost YOUr morale to the skies. Styles 80 pretty that you will want ing from her illness. Mr. Austin thaniked the musicians. Mr. F. TrulI moved a vote of thanks to Mrs. Harold Cooper and her group for their excellent luncheon. -Trinity Evening Auxiflary Elect Officers On Tuesday, Jan. 21, the Even- i'ng Auxiliary of Trinity United Church held its annual meeting. Officers for 1947, who were in,. stalled by Rev. J. E. Griffith, are: Hon. President, Mrs. C. Allin; pre- sident, Miss H. Cryderman; lst vice, Mrs. H. Jeffery; 2nd vice, Mrs. S. R. James; treasurer, Miss M. Jewell; recoréLing secretary, more than one of these smart dresses. But here they are in our first crop of the season. 12 to 20and 34 to46. 1PHONE 451 . .Sizes THE MODERN STORE Miss L. Carr; press secretary, Miss M. Carroll; corresponding secretary, Mrs. A. Anderson; Mis- sionary Monthly Dept., Miss M. Jewell; literature secretary, Mrs. Rurnney; community friendship secretary, Miss Marion Bellman; stewardship secretary, Mrs. C. H. Mason; citizenship secretary, Miss G. Jo.blin; social comxnitteé, Mrs. Alldread and one representative f rom each group; pianist, Mrs. Sy- mons. Group Leadlers: 1, Mrs. Plummer, assistant, Mrs. Watson; 2, Mrs. Eva Pascoe, assistant, Mrs. Cale; 3, Mrs. Brown, assistant, Mrs. Robson. A worship service stressing "F'ulfilling our church member- ship in witnessing for Christ," was conducted by Mrs. Plum- mrsgroup. Order Your Venetian Dinds NOW! Crisp Spring- Cottons Grenier Gird les Figure f lattering two-way stretch elastic girdies. A foundation garment that will give surprising allure to the new styles. Small, medium and large. $4.95 $3a98 kL4e" S104.&#ndued BOWMANVILLIE Fx >t//, rs & YrGr r, 4 si rs Frank H. Kydd, Ceballos, Cuba: Amn enclosing my subscription for 1947 and trust I have understood the increase in price ail right. I have wondered many trnes why you had not raised the price as most everything else has gone sky high. Some Urne ago a friend sent me some pages of "The- Standard," Montreal, with In- teresting views of yourself which I was glad to have. Life goes on as usual here and' the cool wea- ther up north has not made any impression so far. Sugar affects everything in Cuba. The price is going up a littie now. Timnes are improving here. However, the price is 10c a lb. if you want to buy any. Butter $1.20 a lb. and most things likewise. 1 TMMI)AY, FEB. Oth, 1947 THE CANADIAN STATESMAN, IbOWMANVIELLE, ONTARIO PAGE PM