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PAGE OVI TEE CANADIAN STATESMAPL BOWMANVILLt ONTA~Tfl 'ru.îuar~ A 'V EDITORIALS A Salute to Our Colleagues We're taking this space this week to salute our colleagues af the weekly press wbo are holding their 4th annual convention in Regina. We regret that this year we were unable ta attend. Editors and publishers of weekly newspapers from Newfoundland to Van- couver Island have gatbered in the famed prairie city ta discuss the problems that confront tbem in this higbly mecbanized, rapidly changing world. 1And those of you wbo are not familiar with the weeklies may wonder bow tbey survive the competition of the big dailies, the national news magazines and radio and TV. Tbe answer is simple: Your weekly editor bas cbanged with the times, and so continues ta f iii an important role in the communications network of bis commun- ity. He does the job of providing accurate local news and opinion in a way that meets the high technical and cultural standards of taday's modern reader. Gone are the days of the casual dead- lime and the "Gone Fishin'" sign, wbich were mainly fables, anyway. Today, the weekly editor bas one af the biggest and busiest jobs in the publishing field. He not only bas ta compete for bus- iness against new and powerful media, but he bas to do an ever improving job Millbrook must have been buzzing last week when the following announce- ment appeared in the local paper, The Mirror-Reporter: "Ye Little Olde Tyme Editor says: Rumours bave been going the rounds that The Mirror-Reporter HAS BEEN SOLD. We are afraid we bave ta admit this is one rumour that is true. But you wil hear more about that in a few weeks time. In the meantime we would be pltased if ALL aur subscribers would look at tbe label on their paper and if in arrears, kindly bring it up ta date." The notice was signed by Editor, Pub- lisher, Pinter, Advertisimg Manager and Accountant Jack H. Barringer, wbo has <owned the one-man paper for many years. Those ai aur readers who do flot kmow Mfr. Barriniger personally have missed Tt has long been a tradition among newspapermen for the summer months ta be known as the "silly season" For some inexplicable reason this time of year seems to inspire the human race ta embark on its more bizarre and fantastic antics and newspapers find their columins f illing with a selection of odd- ments in wbich human beings seem to abandon ail that is sane and serene and -embark upon a series of exotic and weird adventures. A perusal of newspapers during these months of heat is apt to turn up alxnost anything ini the way of human peculiarities as is aptly ilustrated by the following few occurrences gleaned in thie opening days of the "silly season". There is the supermarket clerk in Omaha, Nebraska, who spied a customer stuffing a steak under the bib of his over- ails. The man was apprehended and searched and bis clothing disgorged. in addition ta the steak, a three-pound ham, a pound of sausages, two pounds of bacon and two pounds of hamburger. While the search was in progress the cuiprit suddenly made a break and escaped bis pursuers. Witb him went the steak that had started al the trouble. In England a woman becamne worried when she thought ber pet dog made a jingling noise when he wa]ked. So she took hirn to the veterinarian wbo discov- ered that there was a good reason for the jingling. He removed from the animal three balfpennies. three beer bottle caps. a piece of blue crayon, a buttora and a pair of- cuff links. It was ina England too that a private bill was recently passed by the House of Commons increasing the fine for insulting police officers, from t;vo to ten pounds, thus making verba] attacks on the local Bobby an expensive bit of fura. I anar- other Eraglîsh village an angry wife, who found a love-letter written by her hus- band to another womara in which he fond- ly recalled liow his paramour sat on his knee and ate a dish of soup, retaliated by serving hlm a plate of soup of her owD which she made from boiling water and ahreds of her wedding dress. Though ber cburlish mate sued for divorce, the court af reportmng local news and interpreting bis community to itself. Our higber education and living standards make this mandatory. And the men and women who are gathered in Regina would be the last ta claini that they are masters of the situa- tion. Ina fact, they're attending the 4th annual meeting of the Canadian Weekly Newspapers Association ta listen te ex- perts and ta swap suggestions among themselves on how ta do a better job. One of the things tbey have done col. lectively through the CWNA is ta set up a series of awards for excellence in the weeklies to encourage editors and pub-. lishers to strive for greater improvement and to recognize those who are makmng the grade. Tbey bave, througb CWINA, set Up their own promotion and public relations program to tell their story. And at this 4th annual meeting tbey undoubtedly will take further action to help them do a better job for their read- ers and advertisers. It is for this reason we ask you ta join us irn our salute ta them. It may seem that we're tootling our own born a bit. But we feel they've done a great job ta date - and are trying to do better ina the future. And that's good for ail of us. something worthwhile. A personable gentleman, with a wonderful sense ai humour, he bas always reminded us of the late Samuel Cuttehi ai The Oromo News wbo was one of the most interesting friends we ever met. We know that Mr. Barringer's many friends wilI feel a keen sense of loss when he retires. We at The Statesman wisb him every success and good bealth i his relaxing days which lie ahead. Undoubtedly, he will feel like a "fish out of water" for a few momths, but we know that he will adjust to bis new envirorament quickly and happily. To the new publisher, we issue a cordial welcome to Durham County's newspaper family and extend best wisbes for many years of happy and profitable publishing. decided that the wife had gaod grounds for the dish she had served him and refus- ed the plea. Out ina Fort William a mnan who hast bis wailet containing $70 ine years ago, opened a parcel that camne to bim through the mail ai-d in it found the wallet with the money still in it. And down in Texas a husky individual announced that be had made bis hast, blood donation because lie did not want Lo rmn the risk af becoming "m-ur down". It was disclosed that since 1938 he had macle a total ai 252 bhood donations ta various bospitals. Then there is a thief in a New Jersey town who broke into a men's wear sbop and made off with 20 pairs oi trousers. Ahi of them were sized either 40 or 50. The "silly seasora" is apparently not confined ta any particular quarter of the globe as is apparent ira the mews that ira Argentiina a husband sought police action agairast his wife because she hîad kilied his pet parrot. Uer defense? The bird cantinually sang sangs ira praise af ex- dictator Juan Perora whom she disliked. Out ira Wisconasina women writers competing ira an essay cantest spomsored by the al-maie Wisconsin Raconteurs Club took two of the three awards. The subJeet on which they wrote tvas: 'Why rnen are superior ta wamen." Anad lastly is the letter received at the Marriage Licence Bureau in Detroit ina wvhich a woman stated that wbile visitinaf ira Detroit she attended a party and next day the people with whom she was stav- ing told hem that she had gatten married. She wanted ta kraow if this was so, because she had no recollection of the ceremony and did flot wvart ta be married anyway. A check of be, records showed that ber fears were urfounded. There had been no marriage. And s0 goes the "sillv season" day upon day and week upon week until by the end of sunimer newspapermen, suf- fering froni a surfeit of human eccentric- ity. are onlv too glad ta get back toaa hiumdrum round of service club meetings and police court proceedirags.-Oril1ia Packet and Times. Twain on Advertising "It secîns ta anc that an anecdote con- cering Mark Twain might be apprapriate ta illustrate one ai the important oles ai advetising-that af informing the con- sumer. Apparently Mark Twain, wbo at the tume was editor ai a newspaper ira Missouri, received a letter from a subscrib- em. This gentleman bad found a spider inside his copy of the ewspaper. He wrote to Twaina and asked wbat this nieant, good luck or bad luck? "'Finding a spider ira your paper,' replied Mark Twain, 'was meither gaod luck nor bad luck. The spider was mnere- ly laoking over aur paper ta see which merchant is nat advertising so that he can go ta that store, spin bis web across the door. and lead a life af peace and quiet ever afterwards.'"-L. A. Miller, Presi- dent, Geracral Foods Limited. Is it so small a thing To have enjoy'd the Sun, Ta bave lived light in the spring. To have loved, ta have thought, ta have donc: Ta have advanced truc friemds. Anad beat dowra baffling focs? -Empedocles on Etna, Mattbew Arnold «rJLJST IMAGINEI Li-rLE OLO ME MEgETING- A REAL, LivE DIPLOMt4;-! SAY SOMET1IENG 3DIPLQMATIC!q and -. Distant Past Froan The Statesman Files 25 VEARS AGO July 19, 1934 A four thousand mile tria: made entirely by bus, bas beei the experience o! Mirs., T. A Gartan, wife o! the ownes- o the Garton Bus Lines of Bow manville. Mrs. Garton and he daugliter, Mavis, are Visitiný Ms-s. Garton's sister, Mrs. 011 ver Dawson at Fullertoîx, Cal ifornia, near Las Angeles. Congratulations to the fol. lowing former B.H.S. student who were successful in writin, the Ontario Normal School Ex aminations: First Ciass Certifi cates, Levi M. Annis, Gladv. M. Canri. Interm First Clas Certificate, Helen A. Smale Interim Second Class Certifi. cate, Annie M. Wilkins. Mm. and Mrs. Cliff Caverl.ý aand family, Misses Dorothy Ni. chois and Dorothy Bradt arE holidaying at Loon Lake, Peter. borough County. Mrs. H. B. Foster was thE recipient o! a lavely silver ser. vice from the ladies o! St Paul's Churcli on Monday even- ing wlien they called ta offer congratulations on ber reeuenn mas-nage. A happy social hour was spent. Misses Ruth arid Jean Logar and Misses Patricia and Louise WP-ison are enjoying a holiday al Glerimore. Lake Simcoe. Bowmianville Public School students who passed into Higli Scimool with honours were: Ma- rie Allison, Jack Colville, He- len Cotton, Jim C-ornbie, Ruth Cryderm-an. Teri-v Dustan, Dom- othy Harinden, Marjorie Hen- derson, Theodore Lam bras, Lucy Lyle, Mai-ion Martin, George Marris, Bruce Mutton, Kenneth Nurcombe, Lionel Pas-ker, Ron Richards, Helen Rundie, LeRov Short, Russel Short, Charlile Somiemscales, Kathleen Sissons, Paul Symons, Helen Virtue, Olive Ward, Helen Williams. Omono: Miss Mas-v Sauner- ville is taking a course in phy- sical taining ina Toronto. Newtonville: A complete âurprise was sprung upon Mr. and Ms-s. Aubmey Urs-v on Fi- day evening wlien their friends gathered at the bride's moth- er's, Mrs. H. Randaîl, and pre- sented tliem with a miscellan- cous shower. Nestîcton: Congratulations to Miss Marion Taylor on pass- in-0 lier Intermediate Piano examinations. Tyrone: Dusing the severe clectric stas-ms hast week Mi-. R. Davey and Mr. R. Hodgson each lad a cow killed. HIamptora: Mm. Tom Sykes. Miss Elinos- Sykes and Miss Norma Williamson, Totenharn had a very enjoyable motor trip tîrough the Adirondacks, also visiting New York, and me- tus-ning by Montreat. Kendal: Mr. Chas. A. Cooper who was kicked bv. a horse. has returned from the hospi- tal. Cadmus: On Thursday morn- ing during a severe electrical stomm, Mr. W.. D. Femgusan's bar-n was burned by ligbtning. Ms-. Norman Lathangue's bouse was also struck but ves-y little damage donc. The wosld Is divided into people wlo do things and peo- ple who get the credit. Try, if you can, ta belong to thc first clase. Thcre's far lems campe- titian.-Dwight Morrow. 49 YEARS AGO July 21, 1910 Pl Lieut. F. H. Morris finisi,d S3rd in the King's prize oie titlon at Bisley being onlv three Spoints below the winner, Camp. if Radice of Oxford University. Lieut. Morris for his higli scor- ring gets the National Rifle As- gsociation Medal and $200 anci the Standard of Empire Cul- valued at $52.50 for the high- est aggmegate of aiv of ',lie 1overseas tean.s competing. The ts winner had a score o! 340 out ýg of a possible 3.55 and Lieut. -Mor-ris' score was 337. Mrs. J. McCaffrey, Rochester, lS N.Y., and Ivs. H. McCaffrey, ýS Toronto, are visiting Mis. Thos. Bottrell. - Misses Maggie and Carnie Crossey, Toronto. are home for Vtheir summer vacation. ,e Miss Reta and Master Rav- Smond Cole are enjoying houi- -days with their cousins, Miss Vera and Elton Werry, Ebene- e zer. - Mr. and Mrs. Norman Bell- -arn-v and daugliter EdfitI o! r Mýoosejaw, Sask., have been ýt vi si'.ing bis uncle, Mr. J. H. r Cryderman. Miss Lena Eartlett, B.A., To- ronto, is visiting her grandino- was 81 yeurs o! age on Julv 2th. WEDDING --- A quiet house Iwedding was solemnnized Wed- nesday at 4:30 p.m. at the re- sidence of Mr. and Mrs. Na- than Homne, Chusl St., when their eldest daughter, Miss *Amelia (Millyl Horne and Mi. *Charles McCul lougli. Toronto, *were united in marriage, Rev. Johin Garbutt, pastor o! the Methodist Churdli, officiating. The bride was unatteraded andi wore he r neatly-fitting travel- lin- dress. Mc1. J. B. Mitchell, vice-ps-e- sident o! the Dominion Organ and Piano Co., Limited, Bow- ianville, is in the West, wlîere he bas opened rap a numiber ai new "Dominion" iiTencie. Enfield: iVr. Geo. Cochrane- has erected a windmill aver bis hanse weIl which will save him considerable elbow motion. Sauina: Messrs. Mattliew and Sarnuel Dewell, J. Baker. Bert Cholwill, N. Heddon and Miss- es Ida Vice, Lizzie Hillis and Minnie Baker went ta Niagara Saturday. Courtice: Mr. Elmer Rundie has accepted a position with the Noth American Lite In- surance Ca., Toronto. Mis. Milton Gay and Miss Birdie Dean have returned fram a month's vksit at New Liskeard, Miss Ella Grills ac~- campanying themn. Tymone - Miss Meta Jewell, Toronto, an-d Miss Grace Ste. mon, Enniskillen, weme guests o! Miss Florence Siemens. Orono: Misses Ella, Iza and Irene Sharpe leave on Friday for Chicago, Ill., and Des Moines, Iowa, for a few weeks' visit. Ms-s. S. Cutteil attended me- ceptions held for lier friends, Ms-s. F. C. Crosby of Cincinna- ti,. at the homes o! Ms-s. Oliver and Mrs. C. E. Massie, Part Hope, ecently. Gseatest challenge facing Canadian labos- and manage- ment during 1959 is the keeping% a! casts ta a point where they dan't price Canadiarý-made ar- ticles out o! the competitive ex- port market. Edltor'a Note: The follow- img item concerning the golflug activities of Charles Youugman appeared lu Jlm Vlpond's Sports Column iu The Globe and Mail, Mon- day, July 13th: "Tam O'Shanter has an annual tournament reserv- ed for scorers of holes-in- ene the prevlous season.. Competint yestcrday wa 81-year-old Charles Young- man who plays every day of the week ... Mr. Young- man dldn't add an ace to his record yesterday but he dld card his age."' "Dear M.r. Youngmnan: I have neyer met you, but have some knowledge of you. Recently, I came across two pictures af you, t.aken some years ago, and was immediate- ly struck by Your resemblance ta Charles Youngman, a neigh- bour, and good friend of mine. 1I understand you were born in England; Charley Youngmnan was born there, too, eighty onle years ago. He is quite remnarkable be- cause, despite his age, lie is uný usually active-playing golf. weather permitting, every day during Spring, Summer and Autumn. I pften play in the -;ane fotirsome, with him, on weekends, and holidays, and have been doing so for a num- ber of years: I rarely beat huin, as le usually shoots in the eightys. As f ar as le knows, he has no relatives mn Canada by the name of YoLungmnan, but I feel sure you must be, at least, a cousin, because you look alike enough ta be brothers. When 1 told him there was an Ed Youngman, working for the Dept. of Lands and Forests, in the Lindsay District, hie won- dered where you lived and said he would like ta meet you. I. then promised to locate yo. but have neglecte*d to do so until now%. I think yau would enjoy meeting him.L Besides driving his awn car. he is the Most active man for bis age I have ever -known. I intend showing him yaur pho- tographis. His wife died a littie over a year ago. leaving him a sad, lonely man. He has no children! His wife's niece lived with themn for a number of years, is naw married, and lives in our neighbourhood-that is how 1 first met Charles, 1 think 1t would be nice for you. and he to meet, an<[ suggest that ou drop hlmi a line. and arrange such a meeting. It would be flo trouble for hlm to drive to Pan- typool. Ineidentally, Charley is quite a five-pin bowler. and plays in several leagues in the winter time. As I saici.lie is a renmarkable man. Your's, Bert P."I The foregoing letter arrived last week. I am deeply indebt- ed to the writer for his kindlv thoughtfulness, especiailv as h. is a very busy man.' About twenty vears ago. Har. old Bull told me of Ibis iieigh- bour, at Baltimore, namied Charley Youngitinn. before I was able to eaul on him. hie had mnoved away, sa we neyer met. Then. two years ago. when 1 visited an Odd Fellows' Lodge at Agincourt, an elderlv mem-. ber asked if 1 were any rela- tion to his nieighlbouir, Charle.ý' Youngrnan. Now, the odd lhinig about thie three rnen's description, in each- case, was Charley Youngman'sý unusual activity, for his age. Is it possible ail three hiave been) speaking of the sa-nie mani.' should SOOn kniow thie answer because I intend sendin.g Char- le 'v an invitation ta visit us. It'sg nice ta know thiat lie is a re- markable. mani, because norie of us Pontypool X'oungmnans are noted for anything excent stupidity%. Hope lie is a relativ-e -we could sure use a bit of colour, and culture in our clan. Mavbe his visit. here. should be' deferred, so that lie can en- Jov life a bit longer. before beinig subjected to the shock, of bein-g exposed to us ba,.-:- yard savages. Thank you for your nice card, Mrs. Jane Wat- kins! Resign from Air Conditioning Helps County Home Heart Diseàse Patients "Need Resf" The rce,îgnation o! Mr. and Mrs. Williamn J. Duncan, super- intendent and matron at the Home for the A-ed, Cobourg, was received by the United Counties recentlY, the resigna- tioli ta be effective August 1. from 1946. homne. aiid is. Duncan camne Campbellford. Januarv, ta take charge of the "We have tendered our resrg- nation becauise we feel we need a r-est" said Ms-. Duncan. '"It is a seven-day-a-week job and we ar-e not as young as %ve used t) b e,"' MmI. Duncan is 70 vears o! age and bis wife, Mary, is 65. "We have enjoyed the work heme" continued Mr. Duncan, "éauîd have received wondemful co -ope cation f rom county off i- diaIs. We hope tlîat whoever takes over heme. do it because they like working wîth old peo- ple. and not just for the mon- The future plans of Mr. and Ms-s. Duncanu are uncertain, but Mr. Duncan said thev might go back ta Campbellford. ___ Patients with heart disease who must be hospitalized in hot weather are greatly helped by air-conditioning of their rooms, a'ccording to a report from the American Medical Association received by the Health League of Canada. Two physicians, Drs. George E. Burdli an.d Nicholas DePas- quale said that heart patients are helped because air-candi- timning eliminates sweatin-g, Which causes the cardiovascu- lar syjstem ta vork harder than usual. 'flhus, it prevents addi- tional strain on an already dam- aged heart. Tley said that air-condition- ing of hospital roons is also es- pecially helpful to patients with chronic illnesses and with bronchiai asthma. The doctors pointed out that air-conditioning as an adjunct to regular treat-nent "has flot received the emphasis in medi- cal literature that it deserves." They compared two groups of patients treated at charity Hospital, New Orleans, in air- conditioned and non-air-candi- tioned wards. They tound that. air-conditioning benefited most patients, alt'hough a few could not stand it at ail. Thev com- plained of the cold and of hav. ing "Stuffy" noses. The air-conditioning xvas ben- eficial ta patients miainlv be- cause they, slepi more soundly, longer and more restfully. Pa- tients who were short o! breath found it easier ta breathe, thug relieving anxiety and apîprehen. sion- On the whale, air-condition. ing "eliminated sweating. fos- tered a caîra and quiet atanos- phere, improved morale of both patients and attending person. nel. removed allergens from the environment. and increased the tolerance o! enforced bed rest," the cdoctors concluded. Memorial Hospital Weekly Report For the week o!fJulv 6-1?i. clusive: Admuissions --- 41 Births-2 male, 6 feniale .8 Discliarges 19 M/a jor opemations 1() Minas- operations ____14 Emnemgency treatment -«) 8 Visiting boums: 2:30 to 4:30 p.m. and 7:00 to 8:30 p.m. S-SUGAR and SPICE- Dispensed by Bill Smiley Sometbing tbal as been swishing arouini in mv" ymd for a long time was crystal- lized when 1 read o! the aver- whlelmijng meceptian the peo- ple of Chicago had given thc Queen, duming ber visit therè. * *e * 1 think it's time we shook off <'ur selfishness. did the fair thing, and offered t e t the United States become part of Canada. It's downright hoggish for a measly 17 mil- lion Canadians to be sitting here in this big, fat, weatthy country, while 150 million neighbours are crowded inte a mach smalier area that Io practicalty depteted of nat- ural resources. lt'ý- like a rnn.er. witiî a million in the bank, sitting ail] alone in his great big house, tao cheap ta spend the fuel to warun it, while his happy -go -lucky caousin. who has ýspent his inheritance. lives lit a trailer with ten kids and lias ta work like a demon just ta keep them ail fed and warm and clothed. Aside tram the selfishness angle, it would make sense. If we took in the States, Can- ada would be the bigge-it country In the world. Fotlow that Up with 20 yeare et wide-open immigration, and we'd have hatf of Europe over here. Then we coutd look those (:hlnese and Rus- sians right in the eye and say: "Slow down, Buster. or you'll get a fat lhp". * * e. There's neyer beeîa any meal animosity between the two nations, so there'd be no trouble that way. Oh, they've tried ta grab an add few liundred thousand squame miles of ours, in border dis. putes, but that was before wve became a nation in aur own right, and tbey havcn't taken an m-rch since. They tried ta conquer the country, back ina 1812, but made a boteh o! it. Auyway, most ef aur an- -metors were imeint spuda in lrelaîîd, steattng cattie hIn Scotlaaud, or putling the fore- teck to the squire iu England, when that was going on. Since then, aside tram the Fenian raids, a typical Irish farce, the only attempt at Invasion bas been, net with guns, but with dollars, and we weicamed them with open arme. Soane o! our peuple are descended fmom United Em- pire Loyalists, ai-d they'd probably want some coin- pensation, but that could be handled. We'd memeiy give them back the land their fomefathers fled, or were s-un out of, and ail would be for- given. 0f course, most o! lisat land is in and arourid New York City, and ruais. tbey tell me, as high as two or tîrce hundmed dollars an acre. As recompense to the dispossessed ai Wall St. and Madison Avenue, we'd give them ten square miles o! tundra for eaol acre o! N.Y. meal e s t at e. That's fair enough, surely. Poltilcally, there'd be ne problem. Instead of havlng ten provinces, wc'd have 59 or 60. It would be a dire blow te Texans te learu that they were numbered among the middte-sized Provinces. But think what fun It would be at a Provincial -Federal tax conferenoe, with 59 provinceN demandlng justice trem Hon- est John, er whoever was Prime Minister. * 0 M O! course, if they wes-e ai- lowed in, the Americans would have to change their habits. No more waiking into a drugstore and saying: "Gim- me a f ifth a!f bourbon." T"aey'd have to line up like good Canadians. consult the hîeroglyphics, prescrit their permits, and buy it from th-e government, with- proper ho- mility and gratitude for the privi lege. No more ef these easy di- vorces. They'd have ta learn that In Canada, It doesn't mat- ter if Your hushand la a druaîk, a wife-beatcr, insane. or has deserted yeu. Veu st can't get rid of hian un- tess lie's an adulterer and yoaî can prove it. -k * Mind yod, I donat think we should just throw open the border as-d let thiean couice trampling in hles-e to wallow iin or wealth and culture. Tliat would spoit them, righit off t-he bat. And besides, they wouldrn't aPprecaate it if thevý got it for nott)ing. No, Idý ellarge them a nomiinal sulyl, sav $100 a 1îead. T-bat worald retis-e Canada's national debt. O! course we'd have ta take on the U.S. national debt. but we'd imtnediately oa diate it. and start off wîsli a c-loans sa te. * , It naight be a luttle hard On the U.S. farmners wlîe are nmaking se much money an subsidies for net «rowinag stuff that they've retired. But we could relecate them in the muskieg, and put theni te klIIing mosqultoes. 0f course, there'd be the question of where to put tl-e millions who flocked nortil wlien they saw the gates op- ened. Personally, I'd have it in the agreement that tht fis-st 50 million o! themn would be settled north o! a Une tram Hudson Bay due west ta the Rockies. That would keep out thc campet-baggeme and open op the north. And we'd feel a lot sater with 50 -million Yanks betwecn us and the Ru.zskies. 1 <'an really see no hlteh In the plan. We use the %ame currency. We both speak Eng- Ilsh, tbough they'd hav'e te beceme bilingual. lke us. and able te toss off asides In French like:- "Papa est en- ore dans la maison du chien". And just think. there would he free trade. and those thiingF ,ç' r- ) rour bearts-<(ur s - qior and aur smnùkc-ý , . e a lot cheaper. Sad News For His Friends The SiIIy Season's Here Etablsh.d 1954 Wth which is incaporaled eh* Bownanville News, The Newcastle Indepndont and The. Orono News tO5th Yeai ai Continuous Service Io ithe rown of Bawmau ville and Durham County lue SUBSCRIPTION RATES $4.00 a Year, strictly in advance S5.00 a Year in the United States Authorixsd au Second Cas Mai Post Office Dpartmont, Ottawa Publuh.d by. THE IAMIES PUBLISHING COMPANY L2U1M Bowmanyile, Ontario JOHN M. JAMES. Err PAGZ rOM ymmqnAv- JMT lfth, 19» f.;-- IIM CANADIAN STATrSM". BOWILAUVnJ.& ONTAPLIO