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APage or ittie Editor Carolyn Mostert A VISIT WITH HERMAN Hi kids! It's me, Professor Herman H. Headbog- gler, expert on the human body. I arn going té talk to you about another exciting topie, the-hey, did you hear that? It's a funny thumping noise, like an overgrown rabbit hop- ping on my floor There it is again. -Oh well, I like overgrown rabbits hopping on my, floor, as long as they don't go through the foor. This morning I went into my Private Roorn, where I keep ail rny degrees. I h ave 879 degrees in the' Smart- ness of a Human Being, you know. I hung them ail on the wall.* Suddenly there was a crash and 163 of my degrees fell down. I had to put them ail back up, one by one. That is when I discover- ed degree number 41, which is today's topie, the - there is that funny noise again. Like I was sayine, my exciting topic is the heart. First of ail, i should mention that the heart is not shaped like a heart. What I mean, is, the heart does't look like the kind of heart you get on Valentine's Day. It )oks like a normal ,ïeart. And in case you didn't know, a normal heart looks like your fist.* (1 can still hear that thumpnfing sound.) Charm flot exactly Rt34isk fLAm - Lef± A+r'ic4rt, Le-s \Je~-i+r'~cle 'Venrricle. Q-J HA -r 4H Ueadbo3glIer's The main purpose of the heart is to keep the rest of the body alive. That is a very important job, you know.. If my heart wýas missing, I wouldn't be Herman H. Headboggler, expert on the human body. The heart itself is a muscle. It opens and closes the doors of its four littie rooms, pumping blood around and around the body. I guess you could say that blood is like cars on a highway with the policeman heart directing the traffic. Biood must always go around and around in- side of us. Tt carnies tiny piePPes4of f oodc to our museý _s so we can, walk and wrk it also tlakes Choose your favourite from Our colourful new backgrounds! Spr!rng, fall or nursery backcgrounds wiIl enhance ail your portraits kand of course, aur traditional setting is also evailable. -Selection cl poses tram fin ished portraits -Limi ff ono portrait off er per persan - 2 per famlly every 3 Mmnths - 1ditaa persans in portrait 99c each -Chidren, aduits and familles welcome ALSO; TRY OUR 30 minute passport service! offer ends Saturday, April 29th E ATONNIS PORTRAIT STUDIO OSHAWA CENTRE, UPPER LEVEL OpnîMqon.,Tues.,Sat. 9:30 a.m. ta6:00 P.m. 'Wed-, Th r ! F. 9 *30 a.m. ta 9: 00 P.m Pleaýse give generously whcn the Red Shicid volteer canvasser cais. If you would like to hel;, dut by being a canvasser yourseif, picase phonc campalf.ign headquarters. Carnpa!igni Chai rman: 'Dr. Howard Rundie Campa,),ign O(bjective: $4,600.00 Cap igHcadquartcrs: 35 Division Street, Bowmanvil le the air we breathe right down to our fingers and toes. It is the heart's job to keep the blood mov- ing. (That thumpity- thumpity-thump sound is getting louder.) Let's f ollow some blood as it goes through the heart pump. When lhe biood is fînished delivering food and air to the fingers and toes, it cornes back to the heart. The blood goes into the right side of the heart and travels through two rooms. The heart then pumps and squirts the blood into the lungs. Af ter loading up with air, it, cornes bac k to the rooms on the left side of the heart. Then the heart gives another thump and sends the blood to deliver the air to the rest of the body. When the blood is finish- ed, it cornes back to the heart and lungs for more air. The heart must keep working ail day and ai, night, for every day of your life. It pumps approximately 80 times a minute, squirting blood through the body. If I can multiply right, that's 4800 times an hour ..1i5,200 times a day. . .l'Il let-you figure out the rest.- That's a lot of, W0ORD. thumps forq heart! Wait a Thumps - thal have been he this timne. ItN overgrown rai floor, it wasi working and blood. How sil], Bye for noý hope- your hee on thumping. Hermaà Headbogi Section Two Tfhe Canadian Statesman, Bowmanville, April' 26, 1978 9 I. ENTRY FORM - MOTHER'S DAY DRAWING CONTEST I I NAME............................................... .......i Address...:................................................I ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... .telephone . . . .. . . . ) Sehool...................................................i I Grade................................... age ..............I I CLOSING DATE- SATURDAY, APRIL 29, 1978I 'C>DRAWING CONTEST one littie SEARCH AND FIND PUZZLE If you look very carefully, you wiil find the names minute! of eighteen birds in this puzzle. They can be circled is what I backwards, forwards, up, down or criss-cross. ,aring ail When you are finished, there should be eight wasn't an uncircled letters. Unscramble them and you will bbit on my find the name of a very red bird. Answers will be in my heart next week's paper. pumping [y of me! ýw, and I ýart keeps rH. rgler pigeon cockatoos sparrow fiarningo heron dove ptarmigan roadrunner robin Soose en vulture pheasants maliard owls penguin puffin This is it, kids! The contest you have al been waiting for--the Mother'sDay Drawing Contest. Here is how you can enter: 1. Draw a picture that you would be proud to give to your Mother on Mother's Day. 2. You rnay, use pencils, crayons or rnarkers; it doesn't matter. 3. Anyone 12 years of age and younger rnay enter. 4. Entries wvil1 be judged on originality and neatness. 5. Fi in the entry forrn and mail it with your drawing to: Mother's Day Drawing Contest, C-0 The Canadian States- man, P.O. Box 190, Bowrnanville. Ontario. Don't forget to print your name, address and telephone number on the back of your drawing. 6. The, closing date for the contest is Saturday, April 29,,1978. 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