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Canadian Statesman (Bowmanville, ON), 14 Aug 1913, p. 7

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•.'■'■■ -; ■<. - - '•>'*. ; - - ,4^< %.- . • ' "' "'■' séH .-• Ill 1 - ■ • :>•■ Fashion Hints Fads and Fancies. The felt hat seems to be an established established summer garment. ., At the same time that dispatches come from Paris announcing that society has donned -furs and felt for summer summer wear, the big shops are show- summer felt hats on this side of the sea. Some of them are of heavy black felt, and some of them are of bright colors that would make a snow storm cheerful. But QUEER DRINKS IMPORTED A FEW THAT 1 THE FOREIGN ELEMENT CONSUME. One Is a Mixture in Which Leaf Is Used--Odd. Decoctions. Gold That Canada is a cosmopolitan nation and that our importers of food and drink cater'in most extraordinary extraordinary fashion to the tastes of our adopted citizens is indicated by the queer names of equally queer liquors that appear in the govern RULING A WARD. In China the Head Man Is -Held Responsible for Good Order. After you Have lived in China for some time and studied its institutions, institutions, the one thought" that strikes you is the feeling of responsibility that pervades every phase of Chinese Chinese life. Mr. John Macgowan, a missionary in China for fifty years, tells in "Men and Manners of Modern Modern China" how this sense of personal personal responsibility makes useless the ordinary excuses that with European or American. Two men were gambling in an obscure part of the town, in a room hidden awây from observation. A disputé arose over the game ; it ended in a fight, and one of them got a fatal stab. It was two. o'clock in the morning when the incident took place. The whole city was asleep, and the Tipao, the head man of the ward, and his family were in bed, so that he was entirely unaware unaware of what was going on. His protestations that he knew nothing of the matter were received with a sneer, and with the remark, "Well, then, you ought to have known." "But how could I?" he modestly replied. "Never mind how,", was the official official answer ; "that is your business IF / v. some of them are of summery pale I ment reports of importations. Here green, yellow, pink. and white, in j are a few of them : Sake, mastica-, velour, with a satin finish. _ Many tirnovka,. arrack, aquavit, bouza, of them are doublè-f aced white, for quass, chic a, inurra, teff, yaoust. instance, on top, and faced with Mastica, or mastic, is a Greek cerise, or green* with black facing, drink. It would appear to boastra The threediered skirt is a mid- long history, running back to the summer style that pleases the slim times of Pericles. Tradition has it and graceful. _ Frocks with such that this was the tipple affected by skirts are especially pretty made of Xantippe, Socrates' shrewish wife, lawn and some of the other mater- Mastica is a strong brandy derived ials-that do not lend themselves from grapes or currants when the gracefully to drapery. One. attrac- juices has been expressed for wine, tive frock for a young-girl is made Sake, as everybody knows,, is the of batiste, each of the three gath- drink of the Japanese. It is made ered flounces being made of several from rice, is thick and syrupy, and mT* - n r rtyp voll rows of tucks running roundabout possesses so high a percentage of Th e ward is m your charge, and you and put together with rows of in- alcohol that our customs classify it I -Î » Eertion. EaÆ flounce « edged with under the head o! spirits. > With that he was thrown upori his used effectively in three-tiered . Prune Brandy. . - face, and a couple^of sturdy licfois skirts. Tirnovka is a prune brandy, im- y* 10 had been looking at^ Pumps, which many find difficult ported for the use of our citizens of ^ and expecta y P to wear because they rub and blister Balkan, Slavic, and Russian extrac- to 1 a f n -i the heel, can be laid aside for strap- tion. It is said that -the valley of bamboos a lessonjn the art of rul- ^ ped low shoes for walking. A pair the Danube was the original home ln £ a w ^ r< * * a * , r , ' f 'It white buckskin shoes shows three of the prune and the.plum, that a , recumbent> posture for at least a buttoned straps over the instep that no where else do -they attain such ",L-I* . ■ - is a hold the shoe^snugly in place. The perfection, and that nowhere else ; This buckskin is seamed from the tip of are they so extensively utilized in throuah^the the point of the toe to the foot of the the making of liquor. The use of The i ? nnkeepere where he instep, like the prunell shoes our these fruits in this connection is no ^^ ak ^ he gr eate S t care of him grandmothers wore. * - -new thing. _v-L v p • nn j pr + i, p : r roof lest Green is a popular midsumer col- * The Germans, who doubtless > called account ioi any or and in a cool and refreshing tone learned the trick of making brandies . done him or h is property, it is a restful change from the of ptos and cherries from their J V oocasi6n a certain Boniface shades of red and brown that have neighbors, the Slavs, in Poland and d guest who left early in been popular this year. Some of Bohemia, were the inventors of the P mornin | &r miles along the the. smartest of the new putmg liqueur kirdienwassei (^erry. wa- road with gfa article that he had sweaters, have belts and cuffs and ter), of which quantities are import- leIt be]iind y m- The innkeeper was collars and pockets of woods green ed into this country. panting and perspiring when he and knitted green caps are worn • Sloe Gin. got up with the traveler, and the with them. Outing coats are made ff in is closelv akin to the latter was greatly amused when the in deep green chinchilla cloth, too, bloe gm is closely am to rne . k „ er with a pleased and vir- trimmed with large white bone but- tirnovka of the Slav. Sloes, the look handed him an empty tons. Of course these outing coats wild prunes that grow all over Eur- ^ops loox, nanaea n are made in many other colors-- ope, are allowed to soak for a long matçn - . :jft , purple is one of the most popular, time m first-class gm, a t ^be con- _ ^ rniVIPT ATNT^ These heavy coats share the popu-1 elusion of which process the liquor SUMMER COMPLA1JM 1S laritv of velvet, felt and fur among is drawn off and the sloe pomace KILL LITTLE ONES *" ' placed m a press when the juice is _ ' • - extracted and added to the gin. I At first sign of illness during the . Batavia arrack is a strong liquor hot weather give the little ones rihhnrt of two colors or two I fermented-from cocoanut juice. The Baby's O^n Tablets, or in a few shades of the same color. The rib- Dutch learned the process of mak- hours h^* may be beyond cure, bon, six or eight inches wide, - is mg it from, their , subjects, the Jav- These. Tablets will prevent summer arranged in two • inter-twined F^ese. ; complamts if given occasionally to lengths ^o that first one shade, then A queer importation is liqueur I the well child and will promptly the other shows Pale blue and de Dantzig," a thick, strong, syr- oure these troubles if they come on pale pink,' cherry and pink, tan and I W brandy, heavily flavored with suddenly. Baby's Own Tablets brown and many other good com- anise nnd cumin -seed. A. small should always be kept in every binations of popular summer colors amount of gold leaf is added to each home where there are young chil- are u^ed bottle of this liqueur,, so that, when dren . There is,'no other medicine Black is still popular above all shaken or poured into a, glass,^the as , goo d, and the mother has the other colors for belts and sashes and gold leaf diffuses ^itself throughout g Uaran tee of a government analyst girdles. It is worn with frocks of *be drink, giving it a most peculiar Uh a t they are absolutely safe. The every color. The cry in the spring appearance. , ■ ; Tablets are sold by medicine deal- that black-and-white combinations Other Strong Mixtures. ers or by mail at 25 cents a box were doomed did not alarm many of . , ., . -, r -, f - N r_ rwpff : ari from The Dr. Williams' Medicine th=. makers c£ cloths for black and -^^rand^of^orwegian U B rockville, Ont. white combinations have continued ji c ;;n 0 .î oi! ^ Tmn/llnnm nnrH *--" in high favor thronghont the sum- ^ef t^rdlstilMTarg^frot A SKCOM) HVINtiSTON. or belt on thekwhite frock has had a potatoei Ex- Spent Evenly Years in the. Interior great popularity. . i perts plhce aquavit next to Santa of Dark Africa. An attractive double collar is Q ruz rvim i n the matter of strength. Dan Crawford, who is held in P a .^ °| a w bite voile blouse. One . and quass are Russian England to be the successor td Liv- collar has a deep point at the back drin k s; The first is a species of ingston, when, a young man • of of the blouse and two points in w kisky or brandy distilled gener- twenty was threatened with lung front--this is. a ^bree-pointed co - a 21y, from rye, but sometimes from trouble and was ordered to Africa, lar. The other,; which is put over p<jfcatoe g > and the second is a beer it was in 1889'that he first saw the the one described^ has a point on der i ved from rye instead of barley. CO £ust of Africa slipping past under front, which Treatment To allay itching and irritation of the scalp; prevent dry, thin and falling hair, remove crusts, scales and: dandruff, and promote the growth and; beauty of the hair, the following special treatment is most effective, agreeable and economical. On retiring, comb the hah? out straight all around, then begin at the side and make a parting, gently rubbing Cuticura ointment into the iparting with a bit of soft flannel held over the end of the finger. Anoint additional partings- about half an Inch apart . until the whole scalp has been treated, the purpose purpose being to get the Cuticura ointment on the scalp skin, rather."than on the hair. The next morning, shampoo with Cuticura soap and hot water. - - Shampoos alone. may be. used as often as . agreeable, ' but once or twice a month is generally sufficient for this special treatment for women's hair. Cuticura Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold throughout the world. A liberal sample of each, with 32-page booklet on the care and treatment of the skin and scalp, sent post-free. Address "Cuticura," Dèpt. 22D, Boston, U. S. A. THE BRITISH IN INDIA. fashion's devotees. Effective girdles for summer frocks of laoe or lingerie are made A British Writer Scores Their Rule of That Country. A note of alarm "under the title "The Coming Catastrophe "in India" India" is sounded in London Everyman Everyman . The article shows that British British rule in India is unsympathetic and unjust, harsh and tyrannical politically, ruinous economically, and that it has done all that was possible to crush Indian initiative, to destroy Indian culture, to stunt Indian agriculture and manufacture, manufacture, and to drive the wealth of the peninsula to Great Britain. - ■ ... The article charge s - that the : B rit- ish as a nation since 1857 have looked looked down upon these peoples and treated them as inferior mortals, not recognizing that Hindustan is a land of noble races that have led the world in many departments of art, science, finance, morals, religion religion and industry*- and are capable of even greater achievements in the future.- --^ v - "■ ■? "India," says the article, "has been bled, and is .bled to-day, by a drain of commercial produce to pay interest, home charges,' remittances, military depots, etc., to Great Britain Britain to : an extent to account fully ::or the frightful impoverishment, lor the plague and for the disease of povertyi The object of the British British in India is to be bribe as many capable Indians as they can by Government Government posts and in other ways^ to support the system which is ruining ;heir fellow countrymen." URIC ACID NEVER CAUSED RHEUMATISM I WANT to prove it to your satisfaction. If you have Rheumatism, acute or chronic --no matter what your condition--write to-day for my FREE BOOK on "RHEUMATISM--Its "RHEUMATISM--Its . Cause and Cure." Thousand* call it "The most wonderful book ever written." Don't send a stamp--it's ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY FREE. JESSE A. CASE, Dept. 476. Brockton. Mass., U.6.A. . JACKSON, OF JACKSONBOBO. Buffalo Lumberman Whd i Secured Unique Colonization Rights. Jackson of Jacksonboro, when he is home in his native- State of New York, is just an ordinary, everyday lumberman, rich,, it is true, rich enough to be ranked as a lumber baron; When he is in Canada -William. -William. Jackson is, by the grace of the Ontario Legislature, king of the townships of Haggart and Kendry with -his capital city at Jacksonboro. Jacksonboro. . Technically, William K. Jackson is president of the New ; Ontario Colonization Company, Limited, an Ontario incorporation , with headquarters headquarters in Buffalo,, but: really, he is supreme lord and unquestioned dictator of 'two. Ontario townships, and the decrees that he issues from his office at Jacksonboro are laws throughout" the length and breadth of Haggart and Kendry. Peter the Great from the swamps of - the Neva ; made St. Petersburg. W. K. Jackson, of Buffalo, N. Y., from virgin bush lands on the banks of the Mattagami River in Northern Northern Ontario has brought into existence existence Jacksonboro, the. newest town in the province. The modern prototype of the great Russian has the bulge on the Czar,- however. He not only rules his town, he owns -g. . - : ANTISEPTICS AS POISONS. Bichloride of Mercury Should Not Be Included. - To have a medicine chest in every household is. a great improvement, It makes for better health. The application application of an antiseptic in time may often prevent a serious case of blood, poison. It may some time save not only a limb,but life. But. the line ; must be drawn between household remedies and those to be taken only upon a doctor's prescription. prescription. , By no stretch of imagination can bichloride of mercury be included in the.class of household drugs. It is a powerful germ destroyer, but it is also a most-irrevocable poison. No druggist would sell pure carbolic carbolic acid unless the customer presented presented a doctor's prescription. Bichloride Bichloride of mercury is far less amenable amenable to antidotes than carbolic acid. > An ordinance restricting the sale of this bichloride except upon the order of a physician would not interfere interfere with legitimate home medication. medication. Alcohol, peroxide of hydrogen, hydrogen, boric acid are " ample antiseptics antiseptics for the lay medical chest. To guard against the mistaking of dangerous, antiseptics, when procured procured on a physician's or de-, for aspirin or any other common drug the wrapping cf each individual tablet tablet in colored paper labeled poison, a? is done, in European countries, might well be made a legal, requirement; requirement; . v .--:--* ;--- THE OLDEST MAN LIVING If asked about his corns would say they didn't bother him because he always used Putnam's Corn Extractor.. For fifty years Putnam's" has been the favorite because painless and sure. Try only "Putnam's," 25b. at all dealers. - 5 . * Piety. Wee girl--Mamma, we've got an awful nice ice man. Mother--Is he, dear? Why do you think so. Wee girl--Why, he dropped a piece of ice on his foot, and he sat right -down on the step and talked to God. . . Mr. W. K. Jackson. come m place from those of the under col- points in I The mos {j significant name in the Uhe port rails of a big steamer as a anterent | queer drink importation is g fi 6 rolled to the long combers of Pfuue xrum uuu^ «i rub uuuc* ^ I "bouza," a Tartar. compound de lar. Each point is embroidered with | rived from milIet seed . Teff and a violet, worked in colored mercer- àoust are the nam ea of liquors ized cotton, and a.straggling band ^ hereo£ Ara bi a ns and Turks -- or violets is embroidered down the are front of the blouse; Stockings with embroidered butterflies butterflies about the ankles are^ madb for evening wear! Each, wing of the butterflies is spotted with rhinestones-. rhinestones-. Other white silk stockings fond. BILLIARDS. Live Wires, Barbers, Hotel Keep the Atlantic.' He landed, believing that he. had come for a brief sojourn. sojourn. As a matter of fact he was not to return for twenty years. _ His first expedition was 200 miles inland. After it, what he terms the boring in to the interior Thirty-two months after leaving ers, . t, . •i . Great Britain he reached the sav wnte for Booklet Billiards ^ Ben ella ,.000 miles Clearly explains j £ ^ tteooa/St _ There he lived with as a Business. 7) show embroidered anklets, done m easy terms, and how to start 7F om . _ * Mn r-i- _ white, and still others .show bit-paying business on earth. | great Kmg Mnstod. whose anklets, made of baby Irish lace in- I j^ry town^over One Hundred pop- I ^ power and the misuse isertion. * - ■ * 1 1 1 1 ---- L - --- It Talks and Is Understood. -, Willie--;paw, what.is a universal language ?" 1 -"Money, my son." "But,, .doctor, you rise of that isvery town oyer une rruuoren toy-, - r he graphically describes. He ulation should ^ d helped to.establish the mission sta- Room, Social or Church Club and tio ^ Luanza built on » cliff ovor- eyery home ite Brunswick Table. h ^ the Great White Lake. Brunswrck-Balke-1 H eS; with unfailing eucces, he A, 80 are 'Toronto. world. _ , Yprk Street, i the Gospel to the utter Largest makers in the of drawing the natives to him from far distant Paw- Patient : . not asking for five dollars for mere-1 - .... ^^1 plac 68 *. Iv taking a piece of dust out of my People who think they are good ]jis interpretation of native eye?" Specialist: "Er--no. My looking have a warm place m the mod g S ' c f thought, of native cus- charge is for removing a foreign hearts of photographers. tom-s, native secret' processes is substance from the cornea." " • j - ' eomething entirely new in social The woman who does her own discoveries. He has much to say on house work has the servant girl the subject of the tendency to deproblem deproblem solved. gradation in the white man who -- finds himself isolated in the juUgle. A $50 milliner's creation is a poor One white woman he found, a Por- sort of cap for a girl to set in an tuguese, the queen of an African attempt to catch an economical Nero, became aware of a ee- bachelor. j cret society which flourishes in Central Africa. If is a sacred in- Mrs. Justwed -- "Robert, just I gtdtution with hidden - ritea and think what the neighbors will say ceremonies. Its purpose is to keep when they hear that I do my own I husbands in subjection. Tum « nr/irV " Mr. Justwed--"Whose work | hardly the idea which the civilizec world has of the place of woman in Africa, but as Mr. Crawford says, A Wise Bird. Purchaser--But this parrot doesn't doesn't talk. Dealer--That'.s,. just _ why charge extra for it. we Do not act as if you had ten thousand thousand years to throw away. Death stands at your elbow. Be good, for something while you live, and it is in your power. "Why is - it that- so - few pecçéb' 1 " ie^ed the warnings about kissing being being «usanitary practice? . I suppose it is because so few people ' do..if for their;health- work." Mr. Justwed- do you want to do ?" The. baby fell and struck hie head very nearly everything there ;is rq- on one of the pedals of the piano, j vereed according to white notions. "Oh, he's not hurt, mummy," said the elder brother ; "it was the soft J Too THE "BLUES." A Lady Finds Help from Simple Food. Civilization brings blessings and also responsibilities. ; - # The more .highly. organized we become the more need there is for regularity and natural simplicity in the food we eat. The laws of body nutrition should be carefully obeyed, and the finer, morè highly developed brain and nervous systeni not hampered tiy a complicated, unwholesome dietary. A lady of high nervous tension says : "For fifteen years I was a sufferer sufferer from dyspepsia. I confess that an improperly regulated diet was the chief cause of- my suffering. Finally, nothing that I ate seemed to agree with mÿ stomach, and life, at .times, did hot seem worth living. "I began to take a pessimistic view of everything ; and see life through dark blue glass, so to >eak. My head - became affected with a heavy creeping sensation and I feared paralysis. "Palpitation of the heart caused me to fear that I might die sudden ly. Two years.ago, hearing Grape- Nuts so . highly spoken; of by some estimable friends' of mine, I determined determined to try it. ; . " y # | "The change in my condition was little lésé than miraculous. ; It short v time- the palpitation, bad feeling in head and body began to disappear and the improvement has continued until at thé present time I find myself in better health than, I have ever enjoyed. ; ' ' "My. weight has increased 20 lbs. in the last year and life- looks bright and sunny, to me as it did when I wals a child." Name 'given by the ; Canadian Postum Co., Windsor, Ont. ' 'There's a Reason, " and it is explained in the little book, "The Road to Wellvillè," in pkgs.. . ever reaA the aiTOk# >ttsrt: y Ajiew en* appears frem time t* time. They are genuine, true, and full of human Interest j,;'- ; • / ; y.;.,.;/- Eew ; men reach 60 without wish- l jng they had been more economical. W, ClarK M'f r, MnnTro, FARMS FOR SALE. H. W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Street, " Toronto. F Bom RUIT, STOCK. GRAIN AND DAIRY Farms in all sections ot Ontario, me snaps. F ACTORY SITES. WITH OR WITHOUT Railway trackage, in Toronto, Brampton and other towns and cities. R esidential' properties in - Brampton and a~ dozen other- towns. H. W. DAWSON, Colborne St., Toronto , STAMPS. AND COINS. S TAMP COLLECTOR*--HUNDRED DIP- ferènt Foreign Stamps Catalogne. Try Murine Eye Remedy If you have Red, Weak, Watery Eyes or Granulated Eyelids. ; Doesn't Smart --Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c. Murine Eye , Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c, 50c. Eye Books Free by Mail. An Eye Tonic Good for All Eye» that Need Caro Murine Eye Rexnedy Co,, Chicago Albnm. onlv Seven Cents. CcTnnnnv. Toronto Marks Stain* AUTOMOBILE FOR SALE. j^LARGE 40 H.P. TOURING CAR. COST $4,000. Will sell for $800, or will exchange exchange for a few cows, horses, hay, or feed. This is a beautiful car and is in first-class running order. Apply Box S.P., 73 Adelaide St. W„ Toronto, Ont. MISCFLLàNFOllE G Archie--In so serious a matter as matrimony, Arabella, you had> of course, a perfect right to the most deliberate consideration ; but you need not have made quite such • a perfect ass of me ! Arabella--How cruel to say so. You know I was only assisting the natural course of nature, Archie ! RAHAM BROS., FUR RANCHERS, will pay highest price for. Black, Silver, Silver, Groes Foxes, Mink, Marten, Fisher, at all time*. Dougal. L. Graham, Strathxoy, R.R. No. 1, Ont. - O ANGER. TÜMOR8. LUMPS. BTO, internal and external, cared wit*» ent rain by onr home treatment, wrire ns before too late. Dr. Bellman lied loaf Co.. Limited rolllngwnod Ont. G all stones, kidney and blad- der Stones. Kidney trouble. GraveL Lumbago and kindred ailments positfvelf cured with the new German Remedy. M 8anol." price $1.50. Another new remedy for Diabetes-Mellitn*. and ' sure cure. Is ••Hanoi's Anti-Diabetes." Price $2.00 from druggists or. direct. The Hanoi Mannfa^ taring- Company of Canada. Limited, Winnipeg. Man^' MALE HELP WANTED. YOUNG MAN BE A BARBER. I TEACH you quickly, cheaply, thoroughly and furnish tools free. We give you actual shop experience. Write for free catalogue. catalogue. Moler College, 219 Queen St. East, Toronto. MEN WANTED every foot- of land in it, and every stick of timber that has gone to build* the houses. The citizens of Jacksonboro are all on the pay roll of the New Ontario Ontario Colonization Company, even to the preacher who has been imported imported to minister to the spiritual needs of the settlement. There is also a schoolmaster and a school, built and maintained by the company, company, where the children of the workmen are educated. The postmaster of Jacksonboro received his appointment from the Dominion Government, but he also is storekeeper for, the New Ontario Colonization Company and receives his salary from them. The store is not run exactly like other scares. It is a company store after the manner of the Hudson . Bay Company's Company's 'stores. Its customers are all the employes of the company with the exception of a few stray Indians, who bring in . game and fish, and with the money they receive receive buy their groceries and clothes, their fishing lines and ammunition ammunition at the store. Mlnard's Liniment Curés Distemper. A doctor called in to treat the spoiled child of a family complained to the mother afterwards that he had been very, rude to him. "Oh, mamma," replied the child, when charged with, the offence, "he's just an old fogy ! He got angry because I put my tongue out before he asked me !" . Two American soldiers were speaking about the battle of Bull Run. One of them was a Yankee, the other an Irishman. "Pat," said the Yankee, "were you at the battle of Bull*Run?" "I was," said Pat. "I'm sure* you ran," said the Yank.- "I did," ^aid Pat, "and the man that did not run is there, yet." TO THE SUMMER TOURIST RATES PACIFIC COAST. Via Chicago and North. Western Ry, Special low rate round trip tickets on gale from all points in Canada to Los Angeles, San Francisco. Portland, Seattle. Vancouver, .Victoria, Edmonton, Calgary, Banff, Yellowstone Park, etc.,, during Aug ust and September. • Excellent train service. service. For rates, illustrated folders, time tables and full particulars address, B. H. Bennett, General Agent, 46 Yonge Street, Toronto, Ontario. . The Value of Trees. Thé soil is a resource of priceless value. Its formation on rocks is exceedingly exceedingly slow. According to Prof. J. Bowman, many glacial scratches that were made on rock during the last glacial period, between 60,000 and 75,000 years ago, are still as fresh, as if they had been made only yesterday. Yet, since the glaciers thus ■ recorded themselves, man has come up .from the .cave and the stone-hammer. Seventy thousand years is a very short time for the .development of a : soil cover ; for man it means a period so great that the mind can hardly grasp it. The cutting off. of the trees exposes the soil so that the rain beats Upon jt, and since it has lost the protection that the roots and thé litter dU the ground afforded, the soil is soon washed away. In fifty years a single single lumber merchant can deprive the race of soil that required 10,000 years to form. Wyler--Jjend me a dollar, old chap. H I live until Saturday I'll pay you. Smy 1er--Couldn't do it. You couldn't live until Saturday on a dollar. " r ■ :*>>-- f : j /:<> ; ' - V Some- fellows never propose because because . the girl dbeén't stop long enough to .give them a dhance. Mlnard's Liniment Cures Garget In Cows. "Having a place for everything is a good idea," said Uncle Nat, "'cause when you want to find thing you know just where you need not waste time looking for it." Mlnard's Liniment Cures Colds, Eto. Very True., "A teacher had" explained bhe meaning of the -world "pair." To impress it further she asked, looking looking out of the window at the newly fallen snow : "Frank, when Peter and you are going home to lunch what will you make?" The reply came promptly and unexpectedly, unexpectedly, "Tracks." Minard's Liniment Co.,' Limited. Gentlemen,--In June, 98, I had my hand and wrist bitten and badly mangled by a vicions horse. I suffered greatly for. several several days and the tooth cuts refused to heal until your aeent gave me a bottle of MINARD'S LINIMENT, whieh I began using, using, The effect was magical; in five hours the pain iad ceased and in two weeks the wounds had completely healed and my hand and arm -were as well as ever. Yours truly, A. E. ROY. Carriage Maker. Et. Antoine, P.Q. One Drawback. Little Herbert, aged 6, had just had his hair cut in boy fashion. "That's better than the Buster Brown way, isn't it?" asked his aunt. "Yes, only I'll have to wash my ears now," was his reply. Mlnard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. That Soft Answer* Poor George! It didn't matter what he did, or how hard he. tried, he was always late. .Unpunctuality was the bane of his existence, an incurable habit which had cost him opportunities, money, friends, anc which almost cost him. -- But thereby hangs à talé. ' George, in fact, was engaged to be married, and, in due course, his wedding-day. arrived. But, alas ! the marriage was arranged to take place from the bride's home, which, happened to be some thirty miles from George's home. Hence, needless needless to say, George failed at the critical. moment to put in an ap-- pearance. ■ Picture the unhappy bride-elect waiting at the church for her tardy lover. Of course, she knew about the latter's little failing. Still» as the minutes. passed, and no George arrived, arrived, she rapidly sank* into a condition' condition' bordering on nervous collapse. collapse. / -•.*••'* Then came a telegram : . ^ "S<y sorry ; unavoidably missed early train; Will be with you at 2.^0. Don't get. married till I arrivé! arrivé! 1 " George." ' Two is company, but three is a multitude when father butts in. Thé Duke of Wellington was Prince of Waterloo, though he never never called himself, so, and had many other titles; for which" he once had to pay dear. He told a man to order dinner for him at a particular particular hotel, and the man did so, mentioning all the Duke's titles. Presently the Duke came and waited waited a long time. "Is the dinner not coming ?' ' he asked ; "why don't you bring the dinner ?" "We are waiting," replied the waiter, "for the rest of the party." They had prepared dinner for about twenty people. DODDS KIDNEY V PILLS Q E) EVM A> V . Ih,. ^ bHT 'S D • Ï C ' 15 ISSUE 88 J C: ■ *Si

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