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The Canadian Statesman, Bowmanvillc, May 17.1989 Toddlers Celebrate Birthdays Hobnobbing with Harvey Renovation Blues We've been tricked, deceived deceived and in general just plain outsmarted....again! As almost any married man will publicly admit, under torture, and respond in hand, - "what else is new". We were just quietly patting patting ourselves on the back that our stint at interior decorating decorating had run its course following the announcement from our Domestic Engineer that "the Room" was at last finished to her satisfaction. Our moment of glory was short lived! She then threw a curve ball when she announced, announced, - no pussy-footing around to provide any opportunity opportunity for veto that we were now going to move into the My name is Lisa Noel Schoonderbeek. On May 6, 1989 big sister Jill, Mommy and Daddy (Sharon and John) had a 1st birthday party for me. I had lots of fun as my grandparents Harold and Elda Avery, Oshawa, and John and Cora Schoonderbeek, Enniskillen, Enniskillen, and aunts, uncles, cousins and friends were at our house. My great Oma couldn't make it cause she lives in Holland. HELP KEEP RED CROSS READY! Y An Enduring Tribute to Love and Devotion B reathtaki ng - beautifu I engagement rings for a lifetime of memories. Your special love deserves the finest Only $300.00 to $1650.00 [Safari from ? Hooper's Jewellers Ltd. 39 King St. W. 623-5747 Bowmanville Telephone 623-5747 main residence. To make a short story long we have now started to spatter the paint around in every direction. direction. By evening our faces are speckled white as with a severe case of leukemic measles. measles. Even our moustache and sideburns are white (as usual). As we stare fultilely into our crystal ball there appears appears no relief in sight. As the ankle bone is connected to the leg bone and the leg bone is connected ad fincton to the variety of other bony appendages, likewise is our living room connected to innumerable innumerable other rooms including including a stairway upstairs i a whole which opens up i of r< ile new vista of rooms just crying out for the "Master's Touch. Obviously, we are not going going to get any summer this year - just a continued succession succession of sub-zero weather interspersed with intermittent intermittent rain and snow till winter winter again sets in next September. September. Normally, at this time of year, we can count on the cooperation cooperation of Mother Nature to provide us with a fitting excuse to vacate the domicile domicile for a more seemly outdoor outdoor life eg. the lawn needs cutting, the garden needs planting, hoeing, etc, etc. Not so this year. Either the grass is 1/2 an inch high in the windward side or 4 inches inches high on the leeward. The garden which was ready to plant two weeks ago has reverted reverted to a muddy mess. Any attempt to extricate ourselves from K.P. duty by simulating physical disabilities disabilities fails to pass the test. To pleaded insanity proved to be equally unconvincing - the Light of our Life declares declares with some fervor that she has been coping with our symptoms of this "disease" "disease" reasonably successfully successfully every since she said "I ao". The future indeed looks bleak, I'm stymied. Probably next fall I'll come staggering out of the house, paintbrush in hand, bristles worn down to the hands, with bloodshot eyes, unkempt hair hanging down to drospy shoulders and still unshaven. In fact that pretty well describes our present condition with little hope for improvement. Bowmanville W.I. Meets By Anne Brine Twenty three members of the Bowmanville Women's Institute and one visitor met in Trinity Sunday School Room Thursday May 4. Mrs. C. Bell president welcomed all. Meeting opened with members singing singing O Canada and Institute Ode. Mrs. Bell was the pianist. pianist. Mrs. C. W. Downey read the minutes of the last meeting, meeting, Financial report and correspondence. We were informed of Mrs. L. Tomlinson's accident. A Get Well Card was signed by the members and sent to Mrs. Tomlinson. The District Annual Meeting will be held in Nes- tleton May 18. Four voting delegates from our branch will attend. Past President Mrs. H. Mill- son, President Mrs. C. Bell, Mrs. C. W. Downey and Mrs. M. Puk. The Alternate will be Mrs. R. Corrigan. We were invited to Mrs. M. Puk's home for our Annual Annual Picnic June 8. We were reminded of the Fun Bus trip to Big Creek Boat Farm June 15 leaving Bowmanville Bowmanville Miracle Mart at 8:30 Thursday. A Gift from the members was presented to Mrs. D. . Pukard on the occasion of her fifty fifth wedding anni versary. Roll Call: Name a vegetable vegetable grown by hydroponic method. Was well answered. Mrs. C. Bell turned the meeting over to Mrs. R. Corrigan. Corrigan. Convenor of Agriculture. Agriculture. The Motto: Hydroponic gardening was prepared and read by Mrs. C. Morrison. It was very interesting and informative. informative. Mrs. R. Corrigan held a quiz on Flowers. Meeting closed with members members repeating in unison The Mary Stewart Collect. A social half hour followed. followed. Cheese cake and teâ were served. Our next meeting will be held June 8, at Mrs. M. Puk's home at 12 noon. • Hello! My name is Hailey Haynes Van Seggelen. ' On March 25,1989 I celebrated my 1st birthday with ;my big sister Hollie. My proud Mommy and Daddy Lare Julie and Nick. My grandparents are Peggy and *,Ron Haynes, Patricia and Nick Van Seggelen and • Ria and Chuck Hutton. My great grandparents are ■ Daisey Haynes, Ria and William Storsbergen. Thank •you to all my relatives and friends for making my 'big day a very special one. 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