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JAN. 6/90 UMIT ONE PACKAGE ONE COUPON PER FAMILY IN-STORE RETAIL 99" ^wiThThi$c5upün WITH THIS COUPON STAYFREE MAXI-PADS OR THIN MAXI-PADS BOX OF 30 COUPON VAUD UNTIL ,, CLOSING SAT., JAN. 6/90 SI I LIMIT ONE BOX ONE COUPON PER FAMILY AM ! IN-STORE RETAIL 4.99 by Scrooge Malcolm Happy New Year By the time this édition appears in print, the last, Ho-Ho-Ho will have hopefully hopefully faded into the past. The "spirit of Christmas past has been dissipated here and there and its glass containers containers now reside hopefully in a recycling box or at some waste disposal site. The only tangible remembrance of the Christmas spirit is a lingering lingering headache here and there. The coffers of the L.C.B.O. have been expanded expanded in anticipation of yet another another increase in the liquid sin-tax not syntax. Already those hideous ties received ' in retribution for some real or imaginary past demeanors demeanors have been relegated to some hidden corner to re- emerge again to be passed on at some forthcoming birthday or future Christmas Christmas to some unsuspecting in-law. Another not so joyful reminder reminder of Christmas are those credit cards extended to their limit by the overindulgence overindulgence of their owners. No longer is a gift a token of love and affection-it has become become a major financial issue, issue, calculated to impress its recipient not with the thought but by its magnificence. magnificence. Working parents and retired retired grandparents are equally capable in providing their wimps of children and grandchildren with enough mechanized toys and junk to keep them up to their knees in debris till the first of July. Another over-indulgence which can become even more obvious, is the temptation temptation not only to eat enough lor two, but to continue to snack on goodies between those gargantuan meals. On the male gender, the belts are surreptitiously notched out hole by hole to new lengths of obesity to accommodate accommodate the latest extreme of high (or low) living. "Silent Knight" - Deck the Walls with Boughs of jelly jelly and another "old favourite which have been invading the privacy of our ear-drums since early in October at last are replaced by tunes equally equally innocuous, on the radio. Speaking of unusual music we feel compelled to relate the kind or music to be found everywhere in the Dominican Dominican Republic. It usually consisted of a trio of music with what appeared appeared to be home made instruments instruments which included a round tubular piece of hollow hollow tin not dissimilar to a upright cheese grater on which the musician scrapes with another metal object to the beat of the music. And there was a drum made with 2 kinds of skin - one side made from the hide of an ancient ancient Billy-goat and the other other we suspect from a demented demented Tom cat. The third instrument was a sort of ukelele which provided the deadly meringa beat. This trio was capable of playing hour after hour the same tune with little or no variation variation for the benefit of all we "music lovers". Well, guess that's enough joi-de-vivre for one sitting. Hope you survived Christmas Christmas and that your memoiy is short enough that you'll do the same inane tnii again next year. Christmas ! Bah! Humbug! Humbug! hings Tyrone U.C.W. Ladies of our Tyrone UCW met in the CE Wing December 13th at 1:30 p.m. to start with a dessert lunch. A fewer number of ladies ladies were present than was hoped for. The Executive had set up the tables and decorated and were responsible for the program. As usual, we ate too much and enjoyed our chat with coffee and tea. Our program started with, singing carols with Jackie at the piano - two verses of "Joy to the World," then "0 Little Town of Bethlehem," Bethlehem," "0 Come All Ye Faithful" and all the verses of "Silent Night." Jean. Slemon announced the devotional with Elsie Roy and Jacqueline Vaneyk reading "Let's Think of Christmas." Carol Southwell and Jackie sang a lovely duet "Of the Father's Love Begotten." Begotten." Then Carol read "It's Christmas Time" with her Box ofTreasures. Rev. Bonnie read "The Coming of the Messiah" from the English Bible version, version, and we sang the Advent Advent hymn. Jackie read "That you may find the King." Four ladies - Elsie, Jean, Carol and Jackie read their parts in "This is a time like no other." A few announcements: (1) a thank you for stamps and lease save more, (2) Camp- iell Soup Label donations, (3) Mission and Service Fund for El Salvador, (4) Save Christmas card pictures. pictures. UCW meeting at Kedron Jan. 17th - More about this in our next meeting. The next three meetings will be at 1:30 p.m. Jackie requested someone someone to help with Meals on Wheels baskets - 1 for dia betic - 3 others - Bring on Sunday. Bessie - about Bulletins and to recycle envelopes. Marching Into A New Decade The Ontario March of Dimes is marching into 1990 with its annual Winter Fundraising Campaign, January January 2nd to February 15th, 1990. Over 300 communities across Ontario will be raising raising money to support adults with physical disabilities. The March, of Dimes'Barrie Dimes'Barrie region, which includes the countries of Dufferin, Muskoka, Simcoe and Victoria, Victoria, will undertake community community campaigns to raise a goal of $33,065. Money raised in the 1990 campaign will support the March of Dimes' three major services which include; independent independent living assistance; assistive devices; and employment employment services. Other programs range from a post polio network to camping and recreation. "There are two sides to every story. Two sides to every dime," says Veronica Tennant, former Prima Ballerina Ballerina of the National Ballet and Honorary Chairperson of the March of Dimes. "At the March of Dimes we concentrate concentrate on ability rather than disability." In 1951 when the Ontario March of Dimes was founded founded to battle the polio epidemic, epidemic, the Marching Mothers Mothers raised $14,000 in their 1951 campaign. 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