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The Clarington/Courticc Independent, Bowmanvillc, Saturday, May 2,1998 Paec 9 Comedy Crusade Visits Port Hope Tickets arc now on sale for Dave Broadfoot's (mostly-diffcrcnt-cxccpt- for-lhc-cxtr a-funny- favourites) "All New Comedy Crusade". Dave Broad foot brings his hilarious contemporary Durham College Choir Performs At Benefit Durham College Community Choir will be performing at a HeartBeat '98 - a benefit concert for the Cardiology Department, Hospital for Sick Children. This concert concert will take place on Saturday, May 9, 1998 at 2:00 p.m. at St. Mark's United ' Church, 201 Centre St. South, Whitby. Along with the choir you will hear one of Canada's best known and greatest singers Maureen Forrester, accompanied by the talented musician and composer David Warrack. Other artists include the well-known children's entertainers "Just for Kids", the George Lake Big Band and the Durham College Community Choir Director, mezzo soprano Wendy Hcdderwick White. Demonstrating his enthusiasm and support . for the Durham College Community Choir, HeartBeat '98 and the Hospital for Sick Children, the President of Durham College, Gary Polonsky, will be making his public performance debut. HeartBeat '98 is the third in an ongoing series of concerts to raise funds for the Clinical Research Fund of the Department of Cardiology at the Hospital for Sick Children. For more information, please call the HeartBeat '98 benefit host, Christopher White at (905) 723-6442. MedicAlert Protects and Saves Lives For over 37 years, MedicAlert has been protecting protecting and saving the lives of its members by providing health professionals vital medical information when it's needed the most - in an emergency. MedicAlert protects almost 900,000 Canadians 24-hours a day, in 140 languages, languages, anywhere in the world. 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'flic message for this year is, MedicAlert: Speaks for You. For more information please call toll-free (Monday to Friday, 8:00 a.m. - 7:30 p.m. EST) 1-800-668-1507 throughout Canada or (416) 696-0267 in Toronto, or visit McdicAlerl's web site at www.mcdlcalcrt.ca. satire - through his own insightful quips, as well as those of Sergeant Major Renfrew and hockey star Big Bobby Clobber - to Port Hope's Capitol Theatre, May 24. Showtime's eight p.m. In an uproarious fast- paced two hours, the sky's the limit with Broadfoot poking fun with no holds barred at everything...weird news events, sleazy sports events, male-female relations, relations, Canada-U.S. relations, relations, Canada-Mexico relations, Canada-Ottawa relations, brain dead judges, badly hung juries, unconscious mounties, the second sinking of the Titanic, moronic rappers, satanic nursery rhymes, plus the bizarre questions that come from the audi- ence. The sky's the limit, poking fun at everything As the veteran comic says, "I'm old enough to say what I want." Still, he's revered by all as a comcdic master. "I have heard all the great speakers in this part of North America and Dave Broadfoot is belter than the best," said Norman Vincent Pccle. For tickets sales May 24 - Port Hope's Capitol Theatre, (905) 885-1071 or (800) 434-5092. ONLY$ 10.00 INCLUDES: TRANSPORTATION, DINNER AND GST For <Reservations < Call 576-1357: rNew Dutch Oven &weat ù> V)V?l€4i i per person Special Mother's Day Buffet All you can eat $ 12 9S| Children $ l 00pcryear (ie. 2 years. $ 2 IXI ) Daily-Buffet • Salad Bar • Smorgasbord Fully Licensed OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 8 AM - 9 PM Highway 115/35 at Taunton Rd., Orono ■ m CALL (905) 983-5001 E3 ©j.p. Bowmanville High Tiff School presents 0 tj BYE BYE }f 0 oPz BIRDIE April 29, 30, May 1, 2 8:00 p.m. /fw^ Bowmanville High School Auditorium (90$) 623-4416 Students/Seniors $6.00 Adults $8.00 . 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