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The subscriber havmg recently erected a NEW GALLERY, he feels confident, from "his impruved facilities for obtaining light, which is essentiai to the execution of good Pictures, he ca" smisfy the taste of the most fastidious. Photographs taken standing if preferred Gem Cards, 51x taken at one sitting. Ambrotypee taken in A variety of styles. LPtvertypes taken at 25cm. each . wfiemember the Mann, one door north of Uumwron «k 3083’ Store, Upper Town. Durham. 6:? A trial is respectfully solicited..g;0 Gem Ca rd Pictures. 50BBING DUNE UN SHORT NOTICE SHOP â€"Sovth of Garatraxa Street Bridge. Blacksmithing of every description done in a. wurkmanlike manner, on short notice. Particular attention paid to horse-sheeing J ’mv Gallery .‘ Ofeverv dvscfipt’un, executed in ajiyle unsurpassed by any office In the county. â€"- Orders bv M M will receive due attention. in prepared to do Mill Work,Horse Shoeing AND GENERAL JOBBING m the Best Style and at moderate prices. 6:}- Mill Picks made and Sharpened. K? Axes Jumped and Tempered. AMBROTYPES, SADDLE, TRif’XK AND HAHNE 6:?- No unpaid lent the Post Utfice. KERR, BROWN 8: McKENZIE IMPORTBRS 0P GENERAL WHOLESALE MERCHANTS, Voiunzary Correspondence from all parts of the euunty solicited. All communications, to ensure insertiOn, if otherWise satisfat-tux‘y, must have the name of the writer, not necessary for puh!icminn but as a guarantee ufgnod faith. (If? Advertisements wit} direcuans, inserted until furbi accordingly. (if? All Advertisements intended for insertion should reach this office by 10 or ll o’clock on Wguxnsvn' Munxlxu, at furthest. 4. 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Business Cards, ten lines and under, per unnum Law Respecting Newspapers The number ofiines in an advertisement to be ascertained by the amouutuf SpaCe which it occuuies in me column as measured by a scale of solid brevier. are dirH-led, thvy are hcid responsible till they have settled their Bill, ano ordered their prriodical to be discontinued.â€" Smding numbers back. or leaving them in the (Mice, is not such notice qf disco» tiuuance' as the Law Requires. C’j-Liheral arrangements made with Merchants and Others advertising by the year. of thei them u AT THE OFFICE, LOWER VILLAGE, - DURHAM. the Maker, Opposite the Crown Land Office Thursday Morning, DURHAM CHRONICLE Durham, Feb. 1967 . VOL. 1 Book and Job E’rinting CHRISTOPHER SHiTTiCK. Dry Bonds and Groceries, Photographs, Lettertfies, ’White Johnson, Publishers] If subscribers order the discontinuance Rates of Advertising- CH A KG ES REASON A BLE WHITE JOHNSON, HAMILTON. C. W. r DCX'XO GEORGE ISAACS, 18 PUBLISHED EVERY riodicals, the} ah arrears are BLACKSMITH :r'mers neg Ms imm th‘ mnts without specified d until forbid, and charged AXD ’N. KELSEY. he Whips, Spurs, c., number DURHAM. C. W. publisher may _seud always on hand. mtee c-fgnud faith mil be taken frun r refuse to take :8 to which they :id respoqsibkf AND GREY m scnbers 3- .1 g; LEATHER, ) 3..., SADDLE, HARNESS, AND TRUNK mnuuctum. ." T1105; _. a SAILITLL* iEVERY MONTHLY CATTLE FAIR DAY. He will be found at Spence’s Howl, where he can be consulted on all dieases l 0‘ horses. At the request of some of his friends, pur- poses visiting Durham, on the THURSDAY following 'i‘l comodatiun l'orthe travelling Public. i'l'ho: chnicest brands of Wines, Liquors. Cigars. c., alwavs on hand. The largest and best Music Hall in town IS attached to :his Hutel. Stages to Fergus, Guelph, Durham, Uweu Sound, Ana, call daily at this “(21138. u......._._._ ._. R H. 0. needs no puffing, his long goxpe- rieace ol twentyâ€"three years, and his great success in the business enable him confident- ly to rtcummend bimselt to the public.â€" Testimonials can be seen from the first gentlemen of the Piovince. Cattle Medicines 31“ ays on hand. Business done stricily on Cash principles. ll. H Collins’ medicines can be got at any time at \Ir. Findlay’ s, (1' Messrs. Par- ker Cattle’s drug stores, Durham; Mr. Yeomaus’. druggist, Mount Forest, and at D1. Henderson’s, Arthur village. (:3?- Mr. Samuel Harvey. Of Durham, keepsa supply of Mr. 0’: Medicines on hand, and will attend to all calls in his BOSBHCG. A few Thousand Dollagto loan from I to 7 years, at 8 per cent. per annum, on first- oiass secu'ity. M. C. SCHOFIELD. E. MAGILL. | CEO. MAGILL. I E. n. moons. Shelf and Heavy Hardware. SOUTH SIDE KING STREET. Money orders granted on Newfound- land and New BrunSWiCk, in addition to England, Ireland and Scotland. The undersigned having been duly an- thurized by the Pustmaster General, to sell £111 Stamps,â€"the public are hereby notified that the same may be had on application at the Post Utlice. VB TBRINAR YS UR G’ E 0N, Qf Guelph, Two Farms on the Durham Road, in the Township of Bentinck, one 145 acres, 75 of which are cleared. And one of 50 acres, 35 cieared. They will be sad cheap. AIJQO: An excellent Tavern Stand on the Dur- ham Road, Bentinck, 55 miles from Dur- ham ; and [00 Park and Village Lots in the 'illage of Hanover. All the growing V above are excellent Investments 6:? Parties stonping at this house can a: all times procure hvery horses, buggies. c., on short notice and reasonable terms. MORRISON 3; SA PSON, . ' BARBISTBES, ATTORNEY aouonons. OFFICB,â€"Western Assurance Buildings, CHURCH STREET, DURHAM, W. A. BARRETT, ATTORNEY-AT-lAW, SOLICITOR IN CHANCBBY, CONVBYANCBB. ROTARY PUFLIC, .tC. ()i-Ffl-JH :-â€"(Icer Turner J Richardson’ .5 Score, (“pp r 1010:. ANG!’ S MORRISOX \ OliNI‘l'Uli ISI', C. W. Best ac l L coumdatiun lorthe travelling Public Attorney-at-Law, Solicitor in Chancery, CON VBYANGEB, NOTARY PUBLIC. Office over the store occupied by J.A. Miller Good News for Farmers JAW June 26th, 1867. Berlin. Co. Waterloo, July 1. 1867. EDWA RD MIGILL co., Apply to E. A. GOODEVE. Conveyancer, Commissioner in 13.3. c., Hanover, Co Bruce August 26th, 1867 2111. warps, SPURS. m, ALWAYS 0N 1mm. Durham, Feb. 13, 1867. 0:? Agent for coliectiug Debts (3:? Books and Accounts made up, «kc. AMEN-AMERICAN HOTEL, DURHAM. April 10th. 1‘67. THUS. WILSON, I’ruprietor. [Late of'the “British Hutel," Durham J Money to Loan. ' LICENSED AUCTIONEER FOR. THE CU'L'NTY 0F GREY. R- H. COLLINS, THE OLD AND CELEBRATED ', mecsav, . Coxvm'axcxxc OFFICE CORNELIUS HARPER, CASH FOR HIDES- BILL STAMPS. H. R. PARKE’ S (Opposite Hunter’s Store,) JOHN MOODIE, FOR HWMHEEGW, G. W DIUBHAMZ; Gs W’o DURHAM, I)! POR'I‘ERS 0F A. B. “(\AB, Postmaster. COUNTY or GREY. TORONTO. D. A- 3A! PSON 2l.y DURHAM, CO. GREY, ONTARIQ THURSDAY, DECEMBER 12.. 1867. FROM GLASGOW SCOTLAND, } 001(3me sunivan Poswmce.’ oj-Charges Moderate. - All Orders" lelt at the “ Chronicle ” ofice, promptly I attended to. l-ly. § Parties travelling cannot find better ac- commodation in tOWn. Particular atten- tion paid to mercantile travellers. The choicest. Wines and Liquors kept constant- ly on hand. Good stabling, and an atten- tive Hostler. (I? CHARGES VERY REASONABLE. The Bar is supplied with the best Wines and honors, and the Larder will be found at all times conducive to the comfort of the travelling community. Messages left at his residence, next door to Mr. D. Fletcher’s, or at Findlay’s Drug Store, will receive prompt attention. Carriages, Cutters, Waggon: and Sleighs. manufactured from the best material, at othe cheapest possiblerates. ej- All work war« | ranted. {:0 Shop, Opposite Mr. Carson’ 8 Store, Lower Village. IL I. STOREY. SHOP :â€"Next door novth ofthe Foundry, LOWER VILLAGE. Bonnets. Hats,Caps, Head-dresses.Rihbons, Trimmings and best French Flowers always on hand. 5:?- Bonnets, Hats and Caps made to order. All kinds of Straw and Felt work turned and cleaned. Orders resyectfully solirited. (If? Remember the place, one door north oi the Foundry. Dr. J. Crawford, ‘ G IADI'ATE 0F QUEEN’S COLLEGE. NEW York; New York Ophthalmic Hos: pital ; and Proxiucial Licentiate, Durham. CURONER FOR THE COUNTY GREY. DURHAM WAGGON AND CARRIAGE SHOP. .,__--‘-‘ -Au... va. ‘Uuu‘! U VUJJIJIJUH ’ Kingston ; of the University of New York, Aylelt’s Medical and Surgical Ill-stiggte, A supply of Whiskey for sale by the barrel or otherwise. First-class' Liquo;s and Cigars always on hand. Also Lubsters, Sardines and Oysters in season. Dr. C. will be at Durham, on the 10th fwd 11th ofeaph mouth ;_ Hgnoyer on the Commodlous Stabling and an attentive Hustler. HUGH MACKAY, Proprietor. HANOVER HOTEL, HANOVER, C.W. Recommended by the following Medical Gentlemen, 712., Dr. Crawford, Durham; Dr. Baruhart, Owen Sound: Dr. Francis, ln'vermay; Dr. Symes, Meaford; Dr. Baird, Paisley ; Dr. Scott, Walkreton ; Dr. Usher, Walkerton; Dr. Lauder-kin, Han- over; Dr. HendersoÂ¥:, Arthtr: Dr. Miller, Mount Forest; Dr. Taylor. Tara. l3lh; Neustadt on the 14th; Chatswonh on thelSth and 19th:. Owen Sound on the 20th and 2181; Tara on the 2‘). nd; South- ampton on the 23rd; Paisley on the 24th; Walkerton on‘the "5th; Arthur on the lst; Mount Forest On the 20d of each month. (:3- He is prepared m use the Narcotic Spray, 0y which means he is enabled to ex- tract ’eeth without pain to the patient. Res deuce, Durham. The best of accommodation for‘travel er_s_‘and {be pgblic generally. T130 subscriber Is now prepared to furnish OFFICEâ€"â€"At R. Findlay’s Drug Store. STODDARD’S HOTEL, DURHAM. BRITISH HOTEL, PRICEVILLE, ARGYLE HOTEL, WILLIAM BUCHANAN, MA BRIAGE llBENSES, DURHAM, C. W. J. McGAw, Proprietor- DR. CAMPBELL ? Ev B° MCMILLAN' HE IS THE SURGEON-DENTIST, JAMES BROWN, ISSUE]! 01" CHARGES MODERATE. DURHAM, WHO IS l And when he found his eyes were out, l With all his might. and main, He jumped into another bush, l And scratched them in agian.” I. ‘That man‘s name is Eury, and the briar-bush he jumped into was matri- mony. The selection of his first wife showed him to be nojudge of a woman. The choice ofhis possible successor does honor to his judgment. His first ex- perience was not a happy one, but ,he prOposed to repair that first error by a master stroke of policy. Mr. Eury certainly designs to offer me his hand it I give him a chance. Now, in the first place I ahoniinatc windowers. In the next place, he is as old as the everlast- ing hills. Then his wisdom and learn ing are immense, and 1 always feel like making him a reverence, and going over to Tom Lancaster’s nonsense. He can’t singa bit; at least I never heard him 5‘ and as for dancing, you would as soon expect to see one of the columns of St Peter’s executing a waltz. That is my view of Mr. Eury. Now pa looks at him from a Wall street point of view; and says he, Katie, there’s a man with remarkable energy and foresight. _I knew no better man, and no more chor- ough gentleman. You cannot repel that man’s advances without injustice to yourselfand seriously displeasmg me.â€" Thcn ma’ma chimes in with her line spun theories. Says she, ‘Katie, my child, Mr. Eury is a man of noble soul, of deep feelings, of thorough refinement and cultivated intellect. There is that in the man to command reSpect and in- spire love, when a mere fancy like that you have for Tom Lancaster would lie in crumbled ruins.’ Now, do you call 221:3?sz samurai-Yard and ms were not right, I would marry Tom without further ado ; but one can’t be certain about men. I declare Rachel‘ it's awful to decide, as we women must on-solittle data. If we could only see men out of society, as their sisters and mothers know them, and their wives must certainly find them out, we should make fewer mistakes in marriages. 'married man, and moreover he is ill-U ‘Bui I have .waiiei and waited, and ,eliucd to be a spendthrift. He says my Chlldmfl “'1” starve,’ pleaded the 3 there are very few lovers that can stand "0"“30 "51113- ‘the wear and tear of every-day life, su a ‘Uh; “03 the little brats are tough. peradded to troublesome calculations “”33"“ stand it- I’ll pay you one of leoneerning the questions of bread and “959 days. Biddy.’ And the young ghutter. 118 says Tom is not the man ”ml,” moved towards the dOOT. if,” me and [ am blind to my best in fine washerwoman was desperate. i teregts if I encourage him further.â€"â€" i ‘I we waited for you weeks and months That’s 'l‘om Lancaster from a financial fir. T0111 Laneaster,’ She said fiercely, ,point of view. Ma takes anotlun ind,now,1‘llnot rvaoit any longer’un- éground. She says there is nothing .5 l I tell you my OPINION 0f you. You Tom; that founding love on a charac~ {'9 a bad selfish “13".; and you eat your ter like his is a folly similar to hnildinm mners and dance Wltb your fine ladies; a house on the sand, and that no 1113' d 'f they knew you as I d0, they’d i o g . ‘0 . ' Zbuilds Wisely who builds not on thin urnyoul’ila a dog. I hepe your Own icu nu‘l lack for food as mine do, iroek of respect. Ma is figurative y ' d _ . gkrow, and her speech abounds in meta- ' your own ““0 WE“ work her fingers at the bone, as she’s likely to.’ iphor. She says, moreover, that. l have T , 1 higher cap-:bilities than Toni Lancaster, om Lmeaster a face was dark mth passion, as he ordered the woman to and that his shallow nature Wullld nev- 1 er satisfy the best and highest aspirations lid,“ iile house. , iOf my being. That is complimentary Pi)" 30“ t‘w": he added, turning to to me, Iadmit, but I doubt if it is just. e .‘eggars, had better tramp also.’ 9 SLently the woman rose. At. the to Tom.’ 4 . managers, asked Hammer» . ..,g‘,;:g;;:gm,"s 3:“. ”with?!" ».r r . . , ‘Take these,’ she said; ‘and’ God , . ‘Yts,’ answered Kate, ‘muc ClSCcL-i ; You have heard ofâ€"â€"- est you! Mr. Tom’s in an awful pet “ A man in our town t isevening,’ A , .7- .. . “'11,, was 8,, wondrous wise. ‘ Outjn the street, the beggars threw l i ‘I have it,’ she exclaimedv at length, starting up ; ‘I’ll see behind the scams and judge for myself. You must helpi me, Rachel Thorne, and be aecret.’ , ‘Well, what are you going tgdo about it?’ asked Rachel Thorne, returning to her pracLigal question again: Kate Wooster remained silent a long tim_e, absorbed m deep thought. A That night two beggar women, poor 1y clad, stood at a street. door, and read the name of Lancaster. ~â€" ‘Thia is it,’ whispeggd one with a low, chuckeling laugh. "‘Now you ask for Tom, and tell your woeful tale of a sick husband and half a dozen sick children, and I will keep my top eye lash Open. I vow I will not. marry him if he treats us uukiudly. No, don’t go to that door l We are not. migrants. I don’t want any parlor work about. this business. Now get your Irish lingo on your tongueEa end.’ The beggar women waited in Mrs. Lancaster’s kitchen. Another woman, almost as iliy clad, waited too. From the dining room came the sound of voi-f cea. ‘I wish you wouldn’t,- Tom.’ ‘But I say I must,’ was the impatie reply. What‘s the use of your going! that way, mother? _ I believe wom‘ ter like his is a folly similar to buildinm a house on the sand. and that no um" builds wisely who builds not on th.: rock of respect. Me is figurative 4 know, and her speech abounds in meta» phor. She says, moreover, that l have higher capabilities than Tom Lancaster,’ and that his shallow nature Would nev- er satisfy the best and highest aspirations of my being. That is complimentary] to me, Iadmit, but I doubt if it is just to 'l‘om.’ ‘_Angthing_el§el’ asked Rachel T119155 .‘_. - _ Kate’s answer was non-responsive. made 0f money. Let the grocer whis- ‘There is Tom Lancaster; he is justitie for his moneyâ€"1 don’t care. PVC the dearest duck of a fellow ever was,_ in a bill to-day to settle at the florist’s. He has splendid eyes, and curling hair,}0f course flUWBI‘S are trumpery; but and the loveliest moustache l Then hel women are just silly enough to adore is always so lively and full of fun. Ue dream, and they are nice l0 say 80ft sings divinley too; and as for dancing "'gings OVP-P- “r110 wants 1116 in the there is not a fellow in our set whocan {itchen ? My washerwoman? Tell dance so gracefully. He is very free- “3’1 am "0‘3 3‘ home. Won’t g0, eh? hearted,and spends his money generous- Well, I “in 590-, 13;, The gentlemen say he is a mons- ‘1 er owin’ me for a good many months trons good fellow, and the girls are all share; and I ain’t got any bread for in love with him. I confess to the same the children, and I wants money,’ said weakness, only I have this advantage he waslwrwoman as Tom Lancaster Over the restâ€"Torn is very much i 2:3?“- love with me. You see how I stand ; 'I haven’t. got it Biddy. You’ll have now here’s pa’s platform. He says 0 wait a month 0" “W02, answered the Tom has nothing to begin life with as aioujfg 1n_an carelessly- ‘A peek of troubleâ€"a peck? Men ‘ “might up Zion’s hill ’ tire it rather by the bushel for children . ‘I’d like to know what you’ll-do when “claimed Kate VVooater, impatient] 5'0? get married,’ said a younger, girlish ‘I don’t see, for my part,’ she went on VOICE- ‘how people ever come to measure tron ; ‘1’” d0 88 I‘ please, 818,? was the . ana- ble by the peck, as if eight quarts wer er, ‘my wife had better not come any the maximum quantity allowed to man i f be? women’s ways OV-el‘ me. I’ll be Why, the world is full of it 3 Yo aster of my own house, and she’ll find wouldn’t think of bailing out the ocea 3‘5 0017 right soon. Such zoflee l I by the thirnbleful, and there is I you” beat that myself. Got a head- water than trouble; for the gen _ ._ - . ', Sis ? Seems to me Women have say the earth is only three-fourths water.,ialways got the headache. What’s this A peek of trouble, forsooth l As far ashâ€"tho grocery bill I? Zouuds, you gave I can see, and as deep as I can feel, me a groom-”s bill not three days ago.â€" there is nothing but trouble, trouble,§'l‘bl'ee Weeks! Now I know better.â€" trouhle l’ ’Sugnr, coffee, butter, flourâ€"Seems to ‘Whnt are you going to do about it ?’lrne We use as much as two families ought asked Rachel Thorn in her practicalitp. \Vant the money of me? I ain’t way. {got any money. “’omen think men are Kate’s answer was non-responsive. gmade 0f [DOUGY- Let the grocer whis- “A man in our town, Whu was so wondrous wise, He jumped into a bnar bush And scratched out. both his eyes. BEHIND THE SCENES, ‘3 re all alike, crying and suivelling and ud fault if a man don’t walk a bee line c'1 , and th'cyâ€"sent for hi111.\lz13ter ay kind hearted, and if you want. , you had bettm .go the1.e He was j1 sick himself to 111;; u;ht but he never t 1118 of his own comfort.’ ts go past “ 111. W orrell’s house,’ dbe same gixlish voice that had. an before under the tattered hood. .1 ant to be fully convinced in my own t. was a touching scene. On the low é‘cb lay a dying man; by his side t: e knelt a weeping wife, and holding o' fhild, while another clung to his ' in. terrified wonder, sat Gilbert tle for his moneyâ€"I don’t, care. l’vc .ot a bill to-day to settle at the florist’s. Of course flowers are trumpery; but women are just billy enough to adore ‘hem, and they are nice to say soft Things over. Who wants me in the {itchen‘P My washerwoman? Tell ner I am not at, heme. Won’t go, eh? Well, l will see.’ elnethuddel. hé Women walked on in silence un- ti they reached a handsome hon e “ith shcious grounds The name of Bury vts on the door. ‘This 13 it, ’ whispered the light gir l‘b voice again. ‘It 13 dishonorable to Q5, but thee end justifies the means.’ 1Iain t got nothin {01 you. ‘Go to k and don’t bother me, with your firtfistin’ beggin’ , was the ungracious chption the beggms got from the if! that curse on his Wife and chi d1en The master was away. You‘ll find him at \\'o‘rrell’s,’ voluno red the_ti@y girl. :Thg _poor mar; is DU my the bread ‘I gained some crumbs of information at are worth more to me.’ said one a musing way. ‘CrOOdPGSS, Rachel! “otxngndeceitrul :2 Just think of over gracelies. ' And my flowers 1: robbed little children of bread. ’ .t the small, half-curtained window laborer’s cottage, two cranes looked i: reading from the volume which .e dying is earth’s only book. Re @0009 moved away. meant that he was about thirty- nnsweied the first speaker. ‘ I been horribly prejudiced.’ rte Wooster is engaged to marry . Tom Lancaster and public gos- guys that Mr Eury’ s money and fine ave brought him such a beautiful Ehwife; but Rachel 'lhoine vetoes bpinion with a very decided shake e head, and the enigmatical remark beggars have a better opportunity udgi 1g of character in one hour ladies have in a parlor acquaint- of a year ’8 standing. .- tr rgyman happening along, he re- ;cd to him that. lie Was going to see {ridge up. ‘Yes,’ replied the minis- interrupting, ‘if Providence per- l His reply was, ‘D-'â€"-a-'-n Provi- a,’ and at that instant a rope broke iown came a stone that was being [to its place, and cranked the man ath instantly. as engaged in building a bridge: fiexinzton, Pm, the other day, al 1 1 i '3”, Miss,’ said a knight of the .9!) rod, ‘cau you decline a kiss ?"-'-“- sir,’ said :be girl dr00ping a per 3d courtesy, ‘1 canâ€"but .I hate to plaguily.’ marriagq reAccngly tog]: place at "V " ' V' ' M can}. ‘Pa. and ma are ~rzgnt._., ; bought you said Mr. Jflury was {the everlasting hills,’ remarked go, the~ husband- a German, the a Norwegian, neither of whom finderstand the other’s language. they not all ministering spirits,’ The cuffs are cut with dies after the same manner as the collars, the button holes cut by similar method; then they are stitched. and then packed for mar. ket. Three styles of collars are made â€"plain, enamel and linen surface, the paper being finished in a particular manner for each of these difl‘erent sty- les. The average size of necks is 14% ' “lacs are made 16-}t in. SHAREâ€"A young lady being re- quested by an old bachelor to take a seat upon his knee in a crowded car, made the following reply, “No, thank you I’m afraid such an ’old seat would break down with me.” A carrespoudcnt describes the process of making paper collars and eufis at a factory in Biddeford, Maine. The pa- per from which they are formed comes in large sheets of the required thickness Some forty of these sheds are placed one upon another, and then moved un- der the die which cuts through the whole, giving the requisite shape of 4-0 collars. The paper is moved under the die again, and 40 more is cut, and so on to the end. The button holes are next made. Some half a dozzen collars re placed under the. dies, and the three holes cut in each instantly. Next the collars are placed one at a time under a die or mould which impresses the stitch- ing upon them and marks the line by which the collar is to be turned or doubled. The collars are then doubled or turned over one at a time by hand, run through a machine which presses them, and they are finished. They are then packed in boxes of ten each, and ten of these boxes put into a larger one, when they are ready forvmarket. u. w “-v “0"vv -Vl long WW? '.. ‘ h "1 15 inches. The pm mauufactory is 25,000 collars a day, but with a. new cutting machine nearly ready, its capacity will be more than doubled. Most of the work is done by fcamales. Twelve hands are now em- ployed, but in the autumn double this number will be required. A lady sent a telegram to the absent minister of her church. as follows :â€" “Come home to marry M. E. Stuart, Thursday morning.” As he got at, it read :â€"-“ Come home to marry me. Start Thursday morning.” He was as- tonished. “Now said Mrs. Slocum, “I should Like to know whet-her the man was kil- led on not. "’ Mr. Slocum looked puzzl ed. He scratched his luad, scrutinized the article he had been reading and look a general survey of the paper: “I declare, wile, said he, “it’s rather curus; but raaly, the paper don't my. HOW PAPER COLLARS ARE MADE. Nothing like love and hunger to drive a. man mad or make him happy. Next to a feast upon a seventeen year old pair of lips under the grape vine, by mean- light, is a foray upon a platter of cold beans after fishing all day for suckers-â€" The one fills the poetic heart, and the other an empty stomach. ’ One man waged another that he had seen a horse gaIIOping at. great speed and a dog sitting on his tail. It seems an Impossible feat for a dog to aCcom- plish; but the man was right. and won the money. The dog was sitting on his -â€"own tat-Z 6.] “his skull was fractured ; his spine dislocated.” [\Vell, did it kill him 2’” again asked Mrs. 8., with increased in- terest] “Portions of the duru matter cerebellum, in confused masses were seattered about the floorâ€"in short the gates of eternity had optned upon him.” ‘Z‘W'uslhe man killed ‘3” said Mrs. S. “I don’t kilUWâ€"hnven’t come to that yetâ€"you’ll know when I’ve finish- ed the piece. And Mr. Slocum went on reading. "It was evident, when the shapeless form was taken down, that it was no longer tenanted by an immortal soulâ€" that the vital spark was extinct.â€" [“Was the man killed ? that is what I want to come at," said Mrs S.] l-ziiu !”] “When the machinery had been stopped it was found that. Mr. Smith's arms and legs were mace rated to a jel- ly; “wonder it it. killed him,” said \Irs “Do have a little patience ol_d ’oman,” said Mr. Slocum, “I presume we shall come upon it. right. away.” mills “ Hoaamtn AND FATAL ACCIDENT.â€" It becomes our painful duty to record the particulam of an accident that oc- curred at the lower will of this village yesterday evening by which a human being In the prime of life was hurried to that ‘bourn from which, as the immortal Shakespear has said ‘no traveler re- turns.’ ”~â€"“[l)o tell l” exclaimed Mrs. 5.] “Mr John Smith, a mrkmau who has but few superiors this side of the great city ofNew York, was engaged in adjusting a belt Upon one of the large drums,” [‘ I wonder if ’twas a bass dru1n,sich as has E. Pluribus Unum painted on’t” said Mrs. Slivcun1,] when he became entangled. l-lis arm was drawn around the drum and finally his entire body was whirled o1 er the shaft at a fearful rate. When his situation was discovered, he had revolved with i111111ence velocity about hiteeu minutes, his head and limbs striking a large beam at distinct bluW at each revolution.â€" [“poor c1ette1. ' how it 1111 st have hurt “This fatal casualty has cast a gloom m. M our. 'vi'nmre and we trust. that. it will be a warning to persons who are called to legulate machinery .in our A few evenings ago, farmer Slocum was reading an account of a dreadful ac- cident which had occurred in a. factory in the next town and which the village editor had described in a great many hard words. “ I declare, wife, that was an awful accident over tew the mills,” said Mr. 8, “What Was it about, Mr. Slocum 2’” “ i’ll read the ’cuuut, ‘ wife, and then you?“ know all about Mfrâ€":- Mr. Slocum began to read : THE PAPER DON’T SAY. -" COUNTY ADVERTISER. A. French ofiicer quarreliug with a Swiss, reproached him with his coun- try’s vice of fighting on either side for money: While we Frenchmen,’ said he, ‘figbt for honor.’ “Yes, sir,’ replied "the Swiss; ‘every one fights for that he most wants.’ vYouug man! don’t stand lnnking af- ter that young woman who has the dis- tinguished air, the reputation uf a flirt and a belle, and whose father has heap.- of cash; for it is possible while you are lookingland straining your eyes in than directiiju, ,yuu mav be turning your back But when you marry don’t fall in love with a face instead of a noman -â€" Remember that common sense is a rare virtue, much better than siiver and gold and fashion. Don’t court. and marry Crinoline and money bags, simply because it is crinoline or gold in plenty; but look for sound practical sense in 9. WO- man first; that is the touch stone to try her qualities by. When you have all that, all else comes. Your wife that is to be. if she be iull of common sense, will grow to your way of thinking and make you grow to hers. A woman who has womanly love in her heart Wlll find ways to make your love turn towards her and grow as the years go over you both. And another thing needs to be heeded, and that is -a common sense woman is not to be found where fashion insists upon dragging young females into a Whirl, where there is simply idle gos- sip and little brain. WWWnur at: 3? half, and who may be just that. pinasmt faced ,placid tempered, lovely little crea ture who will think enough of you tn go with you to the end of the WurN, and stay by and comfort \ou when you get grey headed and fidgety. Marryâ€"young gentlemenâ€".and keep yourselves out of scrapes. Have some- thing to live for. A man alone in the world isn’t more than half a man, and the world wants entire men. 80 mend yourselves and be happy. And you shall have reason to say it was a good thing you resolved to marry and refused to be a solitary, beer-drinking, pipe- smoking bachelor. “ AMELIA, for theeâ€"yes. at thy com mand I’d tear the eternal firmament in- to a thousand fragmentsâ€"I’d gather the stars one by one as they tumble down from the regions of etherial spare and put them in my trowsers pockets; I’d pluck the sunâ€"that oriental god of day that traverses the blue arch of heaven in such majestic splendorâ€"I‘d tear him from the sky and quench his bright ef- fulgenoe in the fountain of my eternal love for the l” Amelia--“ Don’t Henry, itiw‘oul‘d be so dark.” Young man, don’t live a crusty bache- lor. It is not good for you. It. will neither improve your morals,- your health, nor your beauty. Marry as soon as you can make it convenient, and you can shape your affairs to support. a Wife. An editor ofa. magazine. after writ ing all day without eating, ate a hearty meal late at night. retired early, went to sleep, and never waked up more.â€" Tlien don’t eat heartily late at night ; and better still, don't eat at all alter sundown if you want to be sure of rising in the morning full of health and life.â€" Uall's Journal of Health. greedily when overheated. ! Precisely at a quarter of a minute to A [nan [00k refuge fro") a sunnner‘h‘t‘thll illL‘ llEXi. lUOI‘llng, the victim Of shawer under a solitary tree in an old i (Qiuptd having been caliud according to field, the lightening came down the tree 1 his desire, he arose and promptly dru- through his body into his boot, spoilingia‘cd hituSelf. He had the self-control the boot and killing the man. 'l‘heuito ehavchimself without the slightest peOplc who don’t Want their boots burst- l injury; for not even a scratch Upon his ed in summer showers, thus ohligingilchiu app'arcd after the operation. . It them to go home barefoot or thus pre- \would seem he devoted a. longer tine venting the!) - rom getting home at ail ithan Banal to his Wilel . ; ~â€"â€"ougiit to l ‘dofiu on the grouu‘d‘fiat'] "The wretched "man was attired in 8 on the open ~td if they wouid make itg light blue dress coat with frosted but- certain that the lightening should not 3 UNIS, a white waistcoafi and 0801:0011 strike them. ‘ ftrousers, with patent boom. He wore An editor ofa. magazine, after writa _’arouud his neck a variegated satin ing all day without eating, ate a hearty scarf, which partly concealed the Cora)» meal late at night retired early, went ; zo of the bosom. In trout of the scarf to sleep, and never waked up more,â€" ,’ was inserted a breast pm of conspicuous Then don’t eat heartilv late at night : idimcnsious. A Frem h general having grenflv ex- erted hims elf in bringing some art Her) to the t0p ”f a. mountain, drank greodil} of snow water and dropped dead. Then persons ought, not. Io drink snow-water greedily when overheated. One of the most respected and loved of all the princesses of the [Innate of Hapsburgh, set her clothes on fire by trending on a match on the floor; she died in great. agony some hours after- ward. Then lucifer matches ought not to be thrown loose around. tome titre since a man went down in- to a well, and fell dead. A brother seeing this; hastened to descend and re- lieve him, and be was seen to fall dead; a third brother followed, and he fell dead. It would have been better ifthe brothers had stopped going into a dead- ly well sooner. and to have let don'n a hook at. the end of a rope. death by consumption after tin-ecu years of great. suffering. It is very clear than he ought not. to have slept on an ice- chest soon after being overheated. i “fit-bin a month, I). G. P., a student .of Brown’s University, lost his life by Ian abcess, induced by excessive exercise in {thatchedJ game of ball between the students of Harvard and firmwaâ€" Then let all ynung persons take exur- cise in great moderation in the heats of summer. A gentleuian after active exercise lay down on an ice- chest and fell asleep waking up with a chill endimr with A young lady of Milwaukee having heard that arsenic eaten in small and increased quantities was a great beauti. fier, determined to try the experiumut, but not knowing what. was a small d« 51‘, a fatal result was only averted hy the promptitude of the family physician.â€" Theu it follows that young ladies ought not to eat rank poison for the purpose of improving their looks. A little girl,just entering her teens last. summer, in the Western part of Pennsylvania, took twelve saucers of ice-cream and died in a few hours â€"~â€" Then it would be better not to take 1:! saucers ofice-crcam a! a time. DON’T BE A BACHELOR. NATURAL DEDUCTIONS. Lasr nouns up A swam: é GENTLEMAN. 1 *â€" 1 ing. Having descended the staircase with a quick fitvp, he entered the 11 1211141113". 2"l1cle his brother and sister and a few rjfrituds awaited l1im.llc then shobk l‘1:11.ds cmdiul ly wit. all p1cse11t, and on .fbeing asked lmw l1e sle1~t,uuswe1cd,â€"- At a certain college the senior class was uudcr ex‘mination for degreesâ€" The prnfessor of natural pliilusnphy was badgering in optics, and the paint un- der illu tcratiou was that strictly and scientifically speaking an: an: no 0b jects, but their mm ft» depicted on the retina. In ordur to make the matter plainer, the professor asked the Way; of his cla~s. ‘Mr Jarkmu, did yuur ever actually See your father 1” ‘Nu, sir,” mu the prumptrcply. 'Plcase to exclaiu why you never saw your fatlivr.’ ‘15::- cause.’ said Jacks-m, very gravely, ‘hc died before I was born, sir l’ A WHISKEY DETECTIVE Manna».â€" A man named Hazeldiue, one of Ma- son’s subordinates, was overhaumd at Huggs Hoiiuw uxaI Tureuto on Tues- .day night, whilein a slate of intoxiu tion, by a party of taveru- keepers and their friends, and ducked In the creek, and left these He got home In a most pitiable condition the following mom- Sensible advice. other suggestions which willcrn:$:“fl ~' per: on to avuid the clmlera, savs, “ En- deavor if possible, to keep a cle u' con. conscience, and lwo or three clean shirts. Rise with the lark, but avmu' Iarka in the evening Be above grnund in all ynur dwellings, and above board in all 3011 dealiqu. Love your neighbnr u \OUfaelf, but don’t. have two many in the same house with y"0u. 'l‘he fatal moment. now approaching, he devnted the remaining pertieu of his time to distribute those little article: he would no longer want. To (me he gave his cigar ease, to another his toâ€" bacco stnpper and charged his brother Henry with his latch-key, with instraCo lion in deliver it, aftvl' all was over, with due Siblemnily, to the landlady. The clock at length struck eleven, and at. Ihe same moment he was inl'nrumd that a cab was at the dunf. ll» merely said, ‘ I am ready,’ and allJWa-d higurlr to be conducted tn the vehicle, ihto which he got with his brnther, his mile? friends {allowing on behind, in albeit;â€" ‘ Very Well 1" And to the further de- mand as to the state of his mind, he said that he ‘telt Imp p) ’ One of the party hereupun suggested that it would he as well to take something before the melancholy ceremony W45 gone through ; he exclaimed with some emphasis, ‘ dev cidedly.’ Bleakt'ust was accordingly serwd; when he ate a French roll,a large round of toast two sausages, and three new 1-: id egxrs; which he Washed damn with t nee gteat breakfast cups 'of tea. In reply to an expression of as tonishmeat on the part. of persons pre- sent, he declared that he never felt happier in all his life. Having enquired the time, and ascer- tained that it was ten minutes ofeleven, he remarked that it would soon be over. His bruther tbcueuquired if he could doauything for him, he said he would take a glaSs ofule. Havng drank this, he appeared to he satislivd. Poor Pinckney had hareiy attained his twenty eighth 3car; hut there is no belief that. but t’ur reasons 0' a peculiar nature his single life Wullid have he come earlier to an untimely end. A change for the better, heweser having tie-curred In his ciicm.istam es, the 301mg lady 3 friends ‘5 ere induced tn sanction his addresses, and thus beiame acces' eories m the co 'irse for which he has just suflired The happy viiung man passed the last night of his haihaim existezme in his suiitar3 chamber. lrum huh past eight to l( n he was eugag d miximr letters. Shortly after r, hi0: yuunger bruther Henry. knocked at the dour, when the damned 3’nuth tuld him to come in. ()1: being asked when he meant to go tu hcd vile rcplicd ‘ Not yct.’ The quostinu was then put to him how he thought he “'(‘Uid sleep 1’ To which he anawm'ed, ‘ l dnu’t know.’ ”c then expressmi a de~ire for a cigar and a glam cf grog. His brother, 9 ho partouk nf the like refreshments, now demanded if he would take anything more that night. He Said ‘Nnthing,’ in a firm voice. His aifcctiouate bro- ther then rose to take his leave. wbcn the devuted one considerateiy advised him to take care Hf himself. This morning, November 11,1t *past eleven o‘cluck precisdy, an n innate ymmg man, Mr. Edward Pi hey, undurwmt the ('xtrmue ponalt infatuation, by expiatillg his attachm to Mary Ann Gale in frunt of the a! railings at 5!. “an s ( lunch, Is.“ ton. It wi. 'I be! in the revuuemion a“ flame friends nf the party who we at; James“ at Ba'ixtun two years :12, that Mr. l’invkncv was there, and 1h that Mr. Pinckney was there, and the‘ first introduced t) “at-y Ann Gale, tr. whom he instantly hvgan tu direct par ticular att.entinnâ€"-â€"-duncntg with her no less than six sets that evening, and handing her things at supper in the must. devntvd manner. From that period GOIIHUGHCPd the intimacy between them which t-rtninated In this morning's catastrophe. [$1.50 per Annum.“