in "ms ics i1, R. 1-. Porter, M. D.’ HYSICIAN, SURGEON, C.. GRAD- 151112 of Victoria College, Toronto. Ofï¬ceâ€""In Grifï¬n’s Building, Durham, 'County of Grey. All calls, day or night, promptly attended to. "k eneral Blacksmith, opposite , ’ Wiley’s . Boot and Shoe ‘~â€"- ‘ ' Store, Lower Town, Durham.â€" Good workmanship, punctuality and moder- ate charges are the rules at this Smithy. F w. PRITCHARD, A. M. M. '15., . formerly Surgeon C. 8. Armyâ€" Residence One door South ofJas. Brown 8 ‘Store, Lower Town. Durham. The doctor will give adyice, FREE OF CHARGE, 'eac h day..om10 a. m. till to" .. p. m. cj» All orders left at Findlay dz Shaw’ 8 Dru ., Store promptly attended to. P. S.â€"Pure Vaccine Matter on hand, so brin: aloncr your children and have 'them vaccinated. William Barre't't ARRISTER, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ) Solicitor in Chancery, c., c.-â€" '(nï¬â€˜ceâ€"Over Ealglish’s store, Upper Town, Durham,'0nt. D Solicitor Vin Chancery, c., ï¬rmâ€"l 'UEFICE :â€"-Next door to the Telegraph (Mice, Durham. 164-tf. White a; Johnson. PubliShers dz Proprietoéj J. F. Halsted, M.D., )IIYHCHN SIRGEON, Jae. ,HAN (n+1, Untario. ' _ Won-Moon), bne Door North of the sign ofthe big chair. Kerr, Brown 8: McKenzie, '31 mamas 0F DRY GOODS AND Groceries, and General Wholesale Merchants, Hamilton, Ont. ï¬escription can be had as cheap, fund as good as at any other establishment in {be County:. All work warranted. ‘VT H '. ...... SSLER OF M XRRIAGE L 1 Durham, Ont. ICENSES are prepared to do Millinery and ass-making, and would kindly solicit the atronage of Durham and vicinity. Mrs; gel-kiss is well acquainted with above branches, and also Strarwoi-k. Flutiug done iu_goe§i style. EEG T0 ANNOUNCE THAT THEY r rd s't +15 .075 uvuu In 5 wï¬esidegéé-véext to_ R. McKenzieis iarge bra 'ck store, Lower Village. 1, to furnish Carriages, Cutters, Wag- gous and ï¬leighs, manufactured from (be best material, at the cheapest possible rates. All work warranted. Shop, opposite Mr. (fax-son's store, Lower Town. Durham. H. ‘ Jobbing'do‘n'e on the shoriest notice.- ()I'SE, SIGN AND ORNAMENTAL Painter, Durham, Ont. Painting, '{Haliag and Paper Hanging, acne in the most approved styte of the aft. Durham Waggon Carriage Shop. Ddrhnm ' Venerzfl Agent, Conveyanccr, Licensed (I Auctioneer for the County of Grey, Lzmds,c., Valued, Books and Accounts [nude up and CO‘lleCZted- a? $50,000 to ifendon good Farm and Town Property at 3'! percent. CHICKâ€"14 Garafra‘xa SL, lice, promptly attended to. AND AGENT, VALUER, 1350., «to. J Money to Lend from one to ten M3. on easy terms of interest. Farms Medical Advice Gratis; WHOLE NO.184.] Durham, 10?}. June, 1868. THOMAS DIXON, A 331311.111, A '1‘1‘UR‘NY - AT . LAW, HERE FURNITURE OF EVERY William Buchanan, w“ {mum v. LASGOW STM’JQY IS NOW PREPARED James Brown, John Moodie, George Isaaos, C. McDougall, IF rot wnr'r FURNITURE [:0 1‘0 SITEW‘ELL’S Cabinetware and Chair Factory, OPPOSITE ORANGE HALL DEERE-MM, ,Su:.\' 0? 'ms B1B CHAIR. HUGH ROSE, Scntland. Book Binder, Saiiixuu Post (Nice. Charges mod crate. All orders left at the Cunoxunm: Of- ADDLER, HAR- 3:53 and Trunk Maker, opposite the Crown Land Ofï¬ce; Durham, Ont. beips, Spurs, c , always on Ila-ad. AND GREY 71J1y. l-ly. Certain Preservation of the Sight. The LENSES of which ate GRUUND by us, from material manufactured especi- ally for OPTIC purposes. It is " Durham Meat Mafket.†EYE‘~GLASSES, PURE, HARD BRILLLANT and as near ACHR‘UMATIC as Can be produced. FRESH MEAT The peculiar form and scientiï¬c 'accur'aicy attained by the aid of complicated and costly machinery, warrants us in asserting them to be The Most Perfect Spectacles CORN ISH’S HOTEL, ORCï¬'ARDVlLLE. Than House has re- cent! ybeengeï¬ {ted and furnished in ï¬rst class style,m a View to the comfort and accommodation of the travelling ublic. _Wines, Liquors and Cigars of the ego icest bands always on hand. Good Stabling and an attentive hostle‘r. 'Stag‘es 'cail duly.â€" C'harges moderate. Paopmaron. 'Having leaned the; 'abovepremises, lately o‘cc'upied by Mr. 3. Hart, I am prepared to offer ‘ï¬rs‘t-cla‘ss ac. commodalion to traveller's/and the public generally. Good Winch, Liquors and Ci- gars always on hand. Superior Stabling and an attentive Hostler. Stages calldaily. J A S. . E L L, SrRGEoN-sznsr.â€" b . Oflice,â€"One door North of Elliott’s Hotel, Upper Village, Durham. THEY ASSIST THE SIGHT MOST BRILLIANTLY, Argyle Hotel» UGH MACKAY PR’OPRI’RTOR, Durham. 0? The subscriber 13 Licensed Auctioneer to: the County of Grey. A MES ELLIOTT, PrOp rietor. The subscriber thankful for past favors wishes to inform his old erOS and the p‘u'bTic ge’nerally, that he Has again com menced business in the abov'e Ho‘tel and hopes by strict attention to {he comYOrt of his guests to merit a fair share of 'public patronage. without requiringtq be changed. 80 they are the CHEAPEST, as well as the BEST. The undersigned is prepared to effect Loan in sums of $200 and upwards on ap prOVed F arm and Village security, for from two to twenty yeana, on the mom favorable terms. 9;"? WE EMPLOY N0 PEDLERS. 4;;9 MONEY TO LOAN. WATCHMAKER AND JEWELLER; Land Agent, Conveyancer Commissioner, and Insurance Agent. D’Ohl-‘IA‘M HOTEL, Durham, Lands for Sale, Jï¬iï¬jï¬ï¬ Sï¬ï¬‚ï¬ifl’Aï¬, 'i‘tusulrrfl, _ 0.41944 FRA IA STREET, 1) URHAM. (rwo DOORS NORTH 0? 'mx 3311mm.) EVERY description of Tinware con- stantly on hand and made to Order. All work is manufactured under my own supervision,- and none but the very best stock used. JOBBING dune proï¬aptly and in the very best style,. at we lowest. living ratep. 3:}- Particulbr attention paid to Eavefl'ronghing. A _la‘i'gé sto I} of vaePipes, Elbows, T Pipes and idge Plptea always, on hand, CHEAP FOR CASH on TRADE. (751.) PEBFEBTEB SPECTABUS 122553 a; GQEEQEE†(1:? A good Livery in connection. BUILDING LOTS. Durham, July 18d], 1870. LAST A GREAT MANY YEARS LAZARUS, MORRIS CO, 0:}- A few good farm for sale. Great Reduction of Interest; ALWAYS ON HAND, WILD AND IMPROVED HALF-WAY HOUSE, ’RCHARDVILLE,“J4ME§ B‘ELL, IMPROVEMENT OF THE EYES, AND Good Mortgages Bought. 1). Jackson, Jr., 301.1»: AGENT FOR THE SALE 0'!“ "OUR. CELEBRATED cause a continuous and abiding 29:3 Notre Dame Street, (c9 guns ) HOTEL QARBE'. . ll. Edwards. MONEY TO LOAN. A CHOICE LOT OF UN THE WEARER, EVER MANUFACTURED DENTISTRY. ACKSON, .13., 11' CONFER A-‘SD THOS. DIXON, Barrister-at Law, Lower Town, Durban MONTR CHARLES LIMIN. ALSO, _"""=~ ...;".- nerwr' v ‘Bnt be was mu'a‘cleflâ€"he was insult- ed, air,’ erge'd the ‘boy. . ‘Iusulted 3' repea§ed the Captain.â€" ‘Who insulted him ?’ _ ‘You did, air,’ replied the boy, while his face was flushed with indignation. "For ‘lhat. old man whom you are abOut to k-In.’ "He dies, boy !’ ‘But be is my father, air.’ "-No matter if he were my own father ; that man Who strikes an English 0- Ce? mm: in the performance of his duty, must die) “Get up, sir, and be careful that mix do h’Ot get. the same treatment," Said the Captain. A single whip was i‘élire at the mar. board foreyard arm, and all bands were called to witness the execution. The rope was noosed and slipped over the c'u‘lprit’s head, and the running end ï¬sh rove through a. small snatch-block on the dear. Until this moment not a word had estraped the lips of the boy.â€" He trembled as be beheld the prepara- tions; and, as the fatal noose was pass- ed and drawn tight, the color forsook his cheeks, and he sprang forward and dropped upon his knees before the in- censed Captain. ‘Mercy, sirâ€"mercy l’ . .. ‘For whom ?’ asked the omcer, while a contemptuous sneer rested upon his lips. The old man heard this appeal of his son, and as the last words dropped from the lips of his capto‘r, he raised his head and While ‘a look of the utmost deï¬ance passed over his features, he exclaimed, ‘Ask no faVorn, Robert, Old John Kintonk can die as Well now as any time '; let them do their worst l’ ‘What i’ eielai'meti the hay, whiie a tear started from his trembling lid, ‘is there not one, eVen, who can pity ?‘ . ‘Up with him !’ shoutea the Captain. Robert buried his face in his hands, and the next moment his father was swinging at the yard~arm. He heard the passing rope and the creaking block, and he knew that he was fatherku. It was towards night on the .2lst of September, 1834, a war-brig, ’wthlI had been ï¬tted out for the suppression of smuggling, was lazily creeping along over the heavy, motionless sweltgjuiat o'ff the coast of Galway; and on her deck was being enacted a scene of more than common interest. The day before she had captured a ‘small heat laden twith contraband articles, together With an old man and a boy who had charge of them ‘; and the Captain of the brig, whose name was Dracutt, had ordered that the. old amuggler should be put in irons. To this indignity the Old than made a stout resistance, and, in the heat of the moment, he had so far forgotteh himself as to strike the “Captain a blow which laid him upon the deck. Such an insult to an English ofï¬cer was past endurancq and in punishment for his ofl'ence the smuggler had been condemn- ed to die. Then turning to Captain Dracott, he changed his tone for one of deep sup- plicatiom ‘Do Mint ‘yon please with me, air, but do not harm my boy, for In has done no wrong. I am ready for your sentence, and the Sooner you ï¬niah it the better.’ In obedience to this order the men ranged themselves along the deck, and each one laid hold of the rope. Robert Kintock looked ï¬rst at his father, then he ran his c‘yes along the line of men who were to be his executioners. But not one sympathizing or pitying look could he trace. Their faces were all hard and cold, and they all seemed anxious to coh_siimmate their murderous worl‘r. ‘Lay bald of the whip,’ abouteé the Captain. ‘Lay hold, every man of you, and stand by to run the villain 'up.’ Haif an hour afterwards the boy hue“. by the side of a ghastly ‘coi-pse, add a simple prayer escaped his lips. Then another low, mun-mating 3011011 Came ï¬'p from his bosom ; but none of those who stood around. knew its import. It was a pledge of deep reVenge. THE l’llflT’S REVENGE. J flat as the old man’s body slid from the gang-board into the Witter, a Vivid flash of lightning streamed throflgh the heavens, and in another instant the dread artillery of natnfe aunt forth a roar so long and 10nd that the men actually placed their hands to their ears to shut out its deafening power. Robert Kintock started at the sound, and what had caused dread in others’ hesoxhaï¬ent a thrill of satisfaction to his own. ‘Ob, revenge! retehge I" he mnï¬iei‘ed to himself, as be case his eyes We? the foam-éfcated waves, whiéh had already risen beneath the potter of the Sudden storm. The darkness 113:1 601116 :8 quickly as did the storm ; and all thut could be distinguished from the deck of the Brig,- 8ave the breaking sea‘, ï¬ns the fearful, craggy shore, as flash sfter flash of light- ning. illuminant! the heaven. The wind had now reached its height, and with its giant power it set the ill- fated brig direct] upon the surf-hound shore of rocks and i‘éefs ; and eye» face, save one, was blanched with fea'i'. In vain did they try to lay the brig to the wind, not a sail would hold for an in- ‘stant', hntii, at length the men managed to get up a fore and. storm-stay-sail‘, and then the brig stood for a short time 153-57er tip against the heaving sea.â€" But it was evident that, e'ire'n should she succeed in keeping to the wind, she must eventually be driven ashore, for the power oithe in-‘s’ettin'g WaVes was great- er than that of the Wind. “Yes, sir,’ answered the 303*, While a strange ï¬ght shot from his eyes. ‘Light, ho !’ shouted a man forward“; and the next moment, all eyes were 31- i'écted no '3 5H2“. light. whi'éh had s’ud- amly aï¬hed up among die ï¬fetunt rockb. ‘Boy, do a ï¬ï¬â€™d'iv what that-light is?’ asked t'b Captain, as he stood holding 6% to the main rigging to keep his seat. ‘Yes, sir,’ replied Robert; ‘it in Halo lymore’ a Crag.’ ‘What 19 it there for ?’ ‘It marks the en'tra'n'ce to a little hjar- bor, air, which lies at the back of it.’ ‘Can it he entered by a ves‘s‘ei of this size?’ asked the Captain, while a g'léam of hope shot across his face. ‘Oh, yes, air. A large ship can enter ther’e.’ ‘Do yogi know the passage ?’ ‘Yes, air; 1 hm spent my whole life on this coast, aha I Bibi ’e’irery tum in it.’ The brig was soon put before the wind, and Robert Kintock statiohed himself upon the starboard fore-yard arm, from whence his orders were pass- ed along to the helmsman. The bound- ing yeasel soon came within sight of the rugged kings, and the heart of every man leaped with fearful thrills as they were swept past a frowning rock, which almost grazed them as they passed. On flew the brig and lhi‘éh‘er and more fear- ful became the {"O‘clxs, Which raised their heads on bVéi‘y side. ‘Port l’ shouted the boy; ‘Port, it is.’ ‘Steadyâ€"so.’ ‘Steady, it is.’ FStarboardbquielt ll ‘Aye, aye, starboard, it is." ‘Steadyâ€"so.’ ‘Steady, it is.’ At this moment the brig silrept bu past ah orerh'a'nging eliï¬', and just as a Vivid flash of lightning shot through the heavens and revealed all the hoi‘i‘ors around, a loud sheet has heard from the young pilot, and in a mothent all eyes Ware turned tonards him. He stood upon the extreme end of the yard, and held himself by the lift. In a mo- ment more he crouched down like a tiger after its prey, and then, with one leap, he reached the projecting rock. 'Bevenge! Rennie!" ï¬aavall that the doomed than Beth]; and they Were swept away into the boiling 81!ng beyond. "Will you do it,’ eagerly aakmi the Captain: ‘On tï¬ro ‘é’oh'c'lition‘szl’ ‘Name thet'n', Quickly} ‘The ï¬rst is, that you let me go in peace; and the next; that you trouble none of the smugglers, should they hap- pen to be there.’ ‘I promise,’ said the Captain; ‘and now set about your Wci‘k. But mark me, if you deceive me, by St. George, I ll shoot you that vary moment.’ But ’twas too late l Ere the helm was half up, a low, tremendous grating of the hrig’s keel was distinctly felt, and the next instant came a crash which sounded high above the roar of the ele- ments, and the heavy masts went sweep ing any to leettafd, followed in a few moments by large masses of the ill fated vessel’s wreck and cargo. Shriek after shriek went up from the doomed men, but they were in the grasp of a power that knows no mercy. The Storm King took them all for his own. "Breakeh! a rear !" Bï¬f'e'amÃ©ï¬ the man forward. ‘Starbosraâ€"Quick !’ ‘Can you uk‘é the Brig in there in this storm ?’ The next mornlng, a small party of wreckers came down from the rocks and moted along the shore. It was strew- ed with fragments of the Wreck, and here and there there scattered along the bruised and mutilated forth: of the brig’s crew. Among that party Was Rohert Kintochj and eagefly did he search among the ghastly corpses,- a8 though there was One he would had found. At length he stopped, and stoop- ed over one; ripen the thouldere of which were tito golden epanlettee. ’Twaa' the Captain of the brigâ€"the murderer of his father l The boy placed his foot upon the pto’é- trate body, and 'while a strange light beamed from his eyes; and a. shudder passed over his coflnteuanc'e, he mutter: ed, ‘Father you are fearfully. reienged !’ The boy spoke truly. Fearful in its conception, 1nd fearful it; consummation 1nd been thfl “Pino'r’s Bunsen†MAINTIEN LE DROIT. Miss Susan B. Anthony gets credit for st§ing and xivriting many qneer things. Among the inteqt is the follow- ing ‘warning to husbandb.’ "The great want of women at present is moneyâ€"money for 11mi- '{Sersonal wants and money as hairy out their plans. I propose that they shall earn, that they honorably consider to work for money as for board, and I demand for them equal pay for equal work. I de- mand that the hearing and rearing of children, the most exacting employments, and envolving the meat terrible risks, shall be the best paid work 1n the world and husbands shall treat their wives with at least as much consideration, and acknowledge them entitled to as much money as wet nurses. The meaning at this is, that wives are about to strike for greenbacks; so much for every baby ‘Of course, Dick, I’ll give you some- thing if you’ll tell meâ€"and if you can make all the factory work as smoothly as yoï¬ï¬‚z‘ ' ‘Evir'y oneln them, Master Fill.’ ‘Well, what shall I gite you? Name your pyice; Diok; and let me have your secret†born; No greenbacks, no more 30118 and daughters. N o greenbacks, no more population, no more boys to carry on the great enterprises of the age. The scale 'of prices for material duties are as follows: Girl babies, $160; boy babies, $200; twin babies, $300; tuius, (both boys,) $400; triplets, $600 ; triplets, (an boys) $1,090, Terrris§1Q.O.D.â€"- No credit b‘e‘yond lirst Child; the ï¬lott‘o being, ‘Pay up, 'o'r dry up? Husbands who desire to transmit their names to posterity will please noti‘oe and take a new start.’ hick ‘g’rihned, sc‘ratched, a’n'd Shook his great head, and shuflled for a few minutes, While Mr. Peel awaited his te- ply. The cotton lord ihoï¬ght his eer- Vant flould probably ask a hundred p’oï¬nda or so, which he would most. wil- lingly we given hiin. Presently ï¬iék saidâ€""- ‘Didï¬f said Mr. Peel, ‘Fergttson; the overlooker, tens me that your Bobbins are always clean ; is that so ‘35 ‘E’s, master; ’t be.i . ‘Well, Dick, how do you manage 3 have you any objections to let me know ?’ ‘Why; Master Pill, ’t be a soart o’ a sacret loike, ya see, and if oi told t’ others’d know’s moch as oi,’ replied Dick, with a cunning grin. Every one knewe that old Sir Robert Peel, father of the late Prime Minister of England and grandfather of the pre sent Baronet, made his money by cotton spinning. 1n the early part of his career his business was not remarkably exteniilre; hiit suddenly he made a tremen’d'o‘tia start, and Swan dieta'n’c'ed all his rivals. he 'grew immensely rieh,as we all know, but we do not all know the lucky accident to Which he was indebt- ed for all his enormous wealth. The gi'éat desideiahiifl ï¬at to lied out some plan of preventing this clog- ging by the cotton; and Sir Robel't, or Mr. Peel, as he was then called, 's’p'ent vast sums in experiments. He employ- ed some of the ablest mééhiniits in the kingdom, among them J antes Wettmbo suggested various corrections; but spite of all they could do the ineo’ui'ehlenbe remained, the cotton would adhere to the bobbins, and the evil appeared to be insurmountable. Tho than 'W’as Watched, bï¬t an to no purpoao; his fellow workmen tried to "pump†him, but they couldn’t; at last. Mr. Peel lent for the man into his pri- Vate ofï¬ce. He was a rough Lancashire manâ€"nu- able go mad or write,;-little better in- aeed than a mere animal. He entered the “presence†pulling his foreloch, and shuffling do the “ground With his great ï¬lamey, wooden shoes. ‘Welli Maéter Pill, I’ll t'ell’ee all abbot it if you’ll give meâ€"a. q‘uait 0’ beg;- a day as long as I’m in the mills; you’ll'save that tem’ Of course these delays seriously af- feet'ed the wages of the operatives, who on Saturdays generally came short in propertlbn to the stoppages during the pret'i'otls days; It Was noticed, however, that one man always drew his full pay, his Work was always uncomplishedâ€"in fact his loom never had to stop, .While every other in the factory Was idle; Mr. Peel was informed of this, and knew there mhst he a secret Boiii'e'vvhere. It was important that it should be discover- ed if possible. In ’ the early days of cotton-spinning inachl'aery a great deal of home used to be caused by ï¬laments of cdtt‘On ad- hering lo the bdbhi‘ns or tapes, vahich then formed portions of looms. These ï¬laments accumulating, soon clogged the Wheels anti other parts of the ma- chinery‘, and rendered it necessary that they should ll'c elearea; which involved freqilcnt stoppages and much less of time; Well done Susan ; what’s next. ‘.‘ Chalk Your Bobbins,†Woman’s Rights. ‘You shall have it, Dickâ€"and hiflf a 32119;] every Sunday in the bargain.’ 311-. Peel r'éytzbe} thought. he should, and quickly agreed to the terms. ‘Well, then,’ said Dick, ï¬rst looking cautiously round to see that no one was near, ‘tb1s it. be;’ and putting his lips close to Mr. Peel’s ear, he whispered: ‘Chalk yoï¬r Bobbins. 5’ 'fh‘e Emperor Napalco'n’s fai’rorit'e Saddle-hams is a black m‘a’re, named Marcngo. The saddle on her is made !cXpr‘cssly in accordance with the physi- l’gal inï¬rmities of the Emperor. That indeed wa‘é the great secret.â€" Dick had been in the habit of furtively chalking his bobbins, which Simple con trivance had effectually prevented the adherence er the cotton. As the bob bins were white; the chalking had escap e‘d detec'ti'c'n. Mr. Peel was a eagaeione man, and saw through the affair at a glance. He at once patented the invention, had ‘chalking machinery contrived, and neon tool: the lead in the cotton spinn- ing department. This was the founda- tion of his princely fortune. It is but right to add that he penaioned off Dick han‘dis‘di'nel}. A small darkey of Montgomery, Ala. ., Bent out to pick berries the other day, buttoned himself up ciozEely in the rem- haul: of a Yankee military overcoat. â€" When he returned his mother accosted him thus: ‘What you wear dat thick o'VercOat fdr such a; hot day as this. 9’â€" ‘Becsflsé; mammy,’ said the_loyal boy, (d8 Yankees does it.’ ‘You’re a little fool,†said the indignant oid inaiï¬my, ‘do you ’spo'se de Yankees got as much sense as we ’Mericans has 1’ illhe much-talked of ma’traz‘lle’flr or “hail- thrower,†which is to mow down the Prussians 1n the ceming struggle, 1s 1 receivihg a. good deal of attention in England. In the House of Commons on July 14th, Lord Bustace Cecil askedi the Secretary of War whether, with the view of its introduction into the English service, any steps had been taken by the Government to ascertain, the eil'ect of the engine of war called the mztrazlleur, Which had been adapted and1 highly ap'pro‘ved by the French military authorities Mr. Cardwell said that two mz'trailleurs had been purchased; one from America called the Gatling, and the other from Belgium, called the Montigny. The latter consists of 37 barrels and carriage, and is similar in 'principle to the “ infernal machine†of which the French have now several bat- teries in the ï¬eld. The Gatling gun of the Prussians partakes more of the Character of artillery, the barrels be ing only ten in number, of larger cali- bre, constructed to throw 1 inch allot or shell. A Chicago clergyman has preachEd a Sermon against dancing, in which he says iâ€"‘ Its effect is to squander money, cultivate loose and questionable ac- quaintances; demoralize the youth of both Bezes, until they are led astray and forever rdine‘d. Dancing hardens the heart and enervates the mindéâ€"unï¬ts for the duties of life, and nape the foiint of patet‘nal and maternal affection. It does not improve the mind. On the contrary the moat proï¬cient iii this ac. complishment are the most devoid of brains.†ABSENCE OF Munâ€"The Evening Journal records an amusing mistake of a jeweller in Hamilton, who went to sleep on Sunday afternoon and woke up shortly after seven, and being under the impression that it was Monday morning wok do’wn his shutters and commenced working. As pe0ple were passing to Church at the time it eXcite’d some lit- tle surpriSe, and a hotel keeper liting opposite went over and spoke to him and ï¬nally persuaded him that it really was Sunday. The following is the Allocution de- livered by the Pope on the occasion of the promulgation of the Infallibility dogma :â€"“The activity of the Sover- eign Po‘htiï¬' has been great, but it does not destroy, it biiilds. It does not op- press, it snstain‘s, and it often defends: the rights Of our brethrenâ€"that is the rights of the Bi§h0ps, and of some who have not voted with us. Let them feel that they have thed in 'errOr; and let them remember that the Lord is not error; let them remember that t1. few years ago they thought as we do. Have they then two consciences? Heaven forbidi We pray then that God, who alone makes miracles, will illumine their hearts and minds; that they may return to the bosom of their Father, that is, to the Sovereign Pontifl', the un- worthy Vicar of Christ; and tar with us against the enemies of the (march.â€" Les it so be that we ihayfs‘ay with St Agustineâ€"‘Lord, you have given us admirable light and now we see.’ May Heaven bless you all.†The Mitrailleur. COUNTY ADVERTISEI “Hunt 18 almost as well known as the posti‘naater’a knock? The mnï¬ecper’ a tap. Better to be uprighi with poverty than unprincipled with plenty. Scorn everything which injures, in the least degree, another’s character. Those who never retract, .lto've them- selves better thau the truth. The swearer’p mouth is blackened by the 8001'. 6f ’the Bottomle'Ss pit; A man may have much of it‘fm world, and yet not be much of a man. CHARL'Gmd.;-A juryxï¬a’n i'vaé asked whether he had been charged by the judge. ‘Well,’ Said he, ‘the little fel- low that sité up in the pulpit and stares over the crowd ,gaie us; a lecture,but I don’t know whether he charged any- thing or hot.†Those who tell you of other’ 5 faults, will make themselves as free to others of your own. If a young lady 1138 9: thousand acres of valuable land, the young men are apt to conclude that there are sufï¬cient groundé for attachments. Hawthorhe ï¬roie of heirspéipef‘ i‘e« porters that. “ they may be knoWn at all celebrations, and on all public occasions; by the enormous quantity of luncheon they eat. †An Irishman was engaged to cut. ice from a pond, when handed a hides-cut saw to commenbe operations with, piiil- ed out 9‘. penny, And turning to' ilis com- rade, exclaimed, ‘Now, Pat, faii' play, head or tail, who goes below?’ A blacksmith haring' be'e'n' slandered was advised to apply to the courts for redress. He replied with trde wisdom; “ I shall sue nobody for slander; i can go into my shop and work out a better character in six months than I could get in a court-house in a year.†As daylight can be seen through very small holes, so little things will illus trate a person 3 character. Indeed, characte'r bonsiéts in little acts, habitu ally and hbnorably. or dishonorably per- formed; daily life being the gnarl-y from which we build it up and rough hew the habits that form it. An highman bcihé a little miidéled; was asked What. was his religious belief. ‘It’s my feligious belafe ye’d be asking about? it’s the same as Widdy Bra- dy. I oï¬re h'éi‘ tiivelve shillin’s for whis- ky, 'ah’ she belaves I’ll never pay herâ€"‘- an’ faith that’s my Eel‘afe ido.’ Ndah was probably the ï¬rst ï¬ei‘ég'ii who dent to sea for fea‘f of being drowned; If you begin by apologiiing for ‘xtehat cannot be defended, you will end by defending What cannot he apologized for. True religion is a time-piece, which a man of sense puts in his po'eket Mien he is in the street, and draws out and lays upon his desk when he comes in, to di- rect him in his private business. ELOQUENCE.-â€"Tlle power to translate a truth into a language perfectly intelli- gibln to the person to whom you spbék. All p‘o’etry and p'robc ‘must be written in We language 'of the people. The discovery of what is tr't'xes and the pra‘éti‘éé B? that which is good, aré the t'évo most important objects of phil- OSOphy. Honor Ta 3 pair of gloves, which a world]? than puts on wh‘én he goes out to hide ib'e Color of hi5 Bonds, and pulls off when he is alone; to get at his object more conveniently; Prudeube ii; 'that virtue By ï¬iii‘ch We discern what is proper to be done under the various circumstances of time and place. C’f‘he're hie three companions with whom a. man should always keep on good terms,â€"his wife, his stomach, and his conscience. In Queen Victoria’s brown there are 1,362 brilliant 'dia'monds, 1,272 rose diamonds and 147 table diamonds, 1 large ruby, 17 sapphires, 11 emeralds, 4 small rubies, and 277 pearls-a total of 2,286 precious stones. Loét, yeéterday, som‘e'whei‘o bei'iveen sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each set. With sixty diamond minutes.â€" N o reward is offered for they are gone forever. There is hidden thunder in the stores of heaven; ready to burSt With burning wrath, and blast the man, who mire?) Biz} greatneés t‘d the ruin of his neighbor. ALI. SDRTS 0F PARAGRAPHS. “Uneasy lies the head that wears crown.†A head would be very u comfortable without one. Two rival belles met at a Ball. .‘How well you look under candle light!’ ox- claimed one, with a stress on the can- dles. ‘And how charming you look ill the dark !‘ answered the other. The western papers are getting tired of religious exhortatious from condemn- ed murderers and other peculiar people. ALL $93.73,qu baï¬aeamas . A cat licked the face of a 1:111} in New York, and died 11] a few minutes thereafter from the paint which he gath- ered from the rosy check. Let all yoï¬ng then take warning from this sad catastrophe I Talleyranil deed to be worried for hié autograph, and to one of H13 persecutore he thus wrote: \Vill you 'ohlige. me with your company to dinner on Wed- nesday next, at eight o’clock? I have invited a number of exceedingly clever peisbne, and do not like to be the only Tool ih the lot.’ ' NEï¬sPAPEB INFLUENCEâ€"The Reel DeWitt Talmadge, in a recent lecture said of the press: “I now declare that I consider the newspapers to be the grand agency by which the gospel is preached, ignorance is â€cast out, oppression de- throned, tirim'e" ettirpated, the world raised, and God gloriï¬ed. In the clanké ing of the printing press, as sheets fly out, I hear the voice of the Lord Al- mighty proclaiming to all the dead na- tions of the earth ‘LaZarns, come forth!’ and to the retreating surges of darkness; ‘Det there be light 1’†Mseklin an eminent irigbnaas. was dnce disputing ï¬ith the great Dr. John- son on some literary subject. To back hislargu'ment, Dr. Johnson quoted from a Greek author. ‘I do not understand Greek,’ said Mackiin. ‘A man who ar- gues should understand every languagc,’ replied Johnson. . ‘Very well,’ said Maeklin, ï¬nd gave Him a quotation from the Irish. ‘Why did you leave yonr laét plpce ?‘ inquired a young housekeeper about t6 engage a new serv'a’nt. ‘W by, you see,‘ flia’flm, ’ i'ep'lied the applicant, ‘1 waé ioo’ gnn'd- -lcokxng, and when I Opened the Roof folks took me for the missus.’ it is fï¬u’iored ihat. Don Ferï¬ando had iccepted the proï¬t of the Spanish! crown. The othei' day i gentlenian’s butiod caught hold of the fringe of a. lafly’é shawl. ‘1. am attached to you, said thé gentleman, langhing, while he was in; dustriously trying to get loose. ‘Tbo attachment is mutual,’ was the good; humored reply; ‘Clara,’ éiid andries, *dici pdor littie Carlo have a'. pink ribbon round his neck When you loSt him 2’ ‘Yes, yes, the lit; tle dear,’ replica Clara. ‘Have yeti seen him?’ ‘No, not exaeily,’ but here is a piece of pink ribbon in the Bad: sage.’ 'Papa,’ said a boygfï¬ihat is punéii'ié: tion ?’ ‘It is the dirt. bf putting stops my b’hild.’ "Then I wish you’d g6 down in’dé t‘i‘e ’cellar, and punctuate tlLé beer barrel, as the ale is running all over the floor.’ A letter was récently forwarded by :1 gentleman of Mystic, Conn., to a neigh: boring town, with a. request to the post- master to deliver it ‘ to any respectable attorney.’ After ten days it was re; turned with the signiï¬cant endorsement; ‘None here.’ josh Billings has lieéii ruminéting bi love. He arrived it the following con- clusion iâ€"‘L‘uv is like the meazles, we kant alwaz tell when we ketchcd it; and ain’t apt to have it. severe but oust, and then it ain’t kounted mueh oh’lcss it Etrikeï¬ my? An 'old laaf] living in New JerSey, having read an account of the bursting of a grindstone in a manufacturing ee- tablishment, became terribly alarmed lest a grindstone which was standing in her cellar should burst and blew 1136 house up; ‘Jessie,’ said the father of a little girl, ‘did I not tell you iioi: to pick flowers in the conservatory without leave?’ ‘Yes, papa; but. all these had leaves.’ A member of the New York Legisla' ture, in defending mother om laws, said ‘I know’ em, Mr. Speaker. Have had several. They’re a good and useful claéé', and yet-land j'etâ€"ï¬ith the hesi‘; of them there may he tr'ouhle.’ While Dr. Mary Walker was 190(qu ing re‘éentlfr‘, a sma’rt young (man cried out, ‘Are you the Mary that had a llt- tle lamb ?’ ‘No,’ was the reply, ‘but your mother had a little jackass.’ [VOLUME 4, NO. 23. [$1230 per Annum: