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Tics -.- ‘5 ark. DURHA M p f I ILH'S. "No," replied Lord St. Just, qua ck- : LV. Let the my steryâ€"the secretâ€"be :whut it might, he would 111%: no ex- ‘pObo; he “0 mid shield his wife Wi h ....____.._._...._,__'_ his latest; br .1th even. “No, it is . T__ not needful," he continued. “i callâ€" .‘_,_’ _" “’4 ‘ 5"- god to see the doctor and to take this Judy home. I “ill come againâ€"it is agrowing late.” S “ Vill you come again” mid the I .1‘3’. 1 ‘- a 'boy appealing to \ivlen. “Yes," she repliud, faintly, “I will always be your ideal. 1 shall come again." Lord St. Just saw the boy hold up as though \ lvlen xx ere in the ‘ ' ~- [Tn n¢\111(‘ '- .“-.“ jaws is liemzplctze C‘- "n'u'kx-t reports accurate? - -..â€"-â€"- cmw'_¢0-‘4â€"a9 J E TEA PLANT TO THE TEA munI : his face, W. IRWIN . no“ prepared to do all k ads 01 custom work. week an epl MUNN "Pn auWhy UL. nuns; Is completely stocked with 3.11 NhVV TYPE, thus afr for turning out Firm-class mmruu sen-1. SHE-D 1cm; win be set): to . MCKEC HNIE. an t}: 1:12:11. .. U?£( 1135A; 3"er an; 'c, for $3. 00 pc dvfncc'SI. 50 ' aft farm, ICS in B.B.B. as a can; ll 1 tin: ron‘mtion Of \ .-; 3.1?” a year.- \~‘- and RAKE. KN) (m l) i-‘i'mgsmaa } uh \ [(7 "\Vhy, I believe that I have dreameu of such a nameâ€"I believe I haveâ€"or I have heard it somewhere? Lance- woodâ€"Lanoewoodâ€"how familiar it “\Vill you wait, sir, one moment: If there are bells of memory, you have set mine all chiming, and their sound ‘ is like ‘Lancewood.’ \be, sir. do you I :know the very word brings :1 plcture I to me." ‘gso pitilessly stern. -3 “Yesâ€" and I would £01 where. Vivien, even to t 'earth, if I could be of 3 He placed her in. the, §boloved wife of whom ‘so proud; he looked at speakable angmsh In 11 ‘he thoughtâ€"“There i U i wrongâ€"not with La' fancled but with. hex: "shie.ld her. Even th in {might cause remarks- "A picture of a broad stor race, with roses and passion i climbing the b'xlustrades, and wood in the far distance. dreamed itâ€"I have such 5 dreams. I cannor. tell you 1f :13. ever lived at Lancewo-odâ€"I heard him speak of England :: “\Vhat pic t ure- ingly. Lord St. Just, his wife, and “Harry Dorman" stood looking at each other. The boy’s description of the terrace and w-n-od at Lancmvood had astound- ed his listeners. An interruption ' e shape of a loud {30:11 at “'lhat is the doc ’1: L5 his ring. 5] here? He will Lcl Lord St. Just saw the boy hold up his face, as though \ Evian \1 ere in the Â¥habit of embraci mg him. He could not tell “by, but something in the .action 1:111 16 the blood in his v ins ! boil. Then he saidâ€"- i i V'â€" 1 “ Are you ready to go, Vivien? 0111‘ fax-tinge is at the doorâ€"we can dis- ; miss the cab.” i. “Did you follow me he-xre °" 51119 asked â€"and he had never heard her voice “basswood.” repeated the peer. “Lancewood I” said the boy eager 13'- WhY. I believe that I have dreamed 5 such a nameâ€"I believe I haveâ€"or have heard it somewhere? Lance- 'Nflâ€"L'moewoodâ€"how familiar it ; He went back to the house, and ‘asked to see the doctor. He was gwa-rmly welcomed. He mentioned Â¥ifirst the business which had brought. ‘_ him there, and then. trying to- speak :in a careless, off-hand manner, he W â€"-â€"-__ “1 came to the doctor on a matter of W3, Vivien,” he said. “I will just return. for a few minutes if you do not mind waiting." 'â€"â€" _L “You will not discuss what has just passed 2" she said, in a low. hoarse voice that. he hardly recognized as I } l \ l ( doctor. Lord St. Just continuedâ€" "Lady St .Just did not want her name to- be know nâ€"she did not want any fuss or ceremonyâ€"so she called .heruelf Mrs. Smith. I have been ,laughing about itâ€"Lady St. Just has such a dread of ceremony.” In. all good faith the doctor appear- led to accept the explanation; in mxlity he said to himself that it was ‘3. strange affair. Lord St. Just “I find you are quite right, doctor --Lady St. Just has a protege here -â€"youn.g Henry Dorman. His uncle -Ludy St. Just did not want her family, and she knew the boy’s moth- 81‘- i The doctor's doubts and suspimonsi salmost died before the" matter-oi- "I j fact. conunonplace explanation. If y-. §her husband knew she was coming; fiknew' that she called herself Mrs. ESmith, and was ready to drive her In all gooo iaitu Luv cw“- â€"-.~.â€" __ ed to accept the explanation; in me a... five at variance with my wife,”i reality he said to himself that it was . he remarked gravely. ' Lord St. Just “ Then we will not be at variance,” ashe said. “As my wife was coming here this “Yet, my darling, “I must say '. 1hat morning, I thought I would take the 3 I think. Ah, Vivien, there has always opportunity of seeing you about those E been a sealed corner in your heart, . telescopesâ€"then I could drive her ‘ --a secret kept from me! I can trace it through your life. It was that home." The doctor's doubts and suspicions E which, preying on your mind, has late- ' almost died before the matter-oi-1y changed your whole characterâ€"it ; fact, commonplace explanation. If 1 is of that secret you whisper in your ”my husband knew she was coming, 3 sleep, and over which you brood con- ; knew" that she called herself Mrs. 1 tinually in your waking hours. Vivien,‘ . was ready to drive her , the time has come when I must know1 1 home, there could be no secret, no 1 what it meansâ€"what it is.” , mystery. 3 She knew now that further disguise ‘ i ' was useless. He had observed her too ‘gkeenly to be mistaken. It would be i “Very much," Said Dr, Lester; and, 1 folly to deny that she had a secret. “allowing Lord St. Just. he saw a '3 She raised her white face to his. ‘beautiful woman. pale as a lify-leaf. } “ I do not deny that there is a sec- 3 Her husband introduced the doctor in ret,” she said, “ but, Adrian, it does gfew words. She bowed to him: most not concern you. You have no share I . H ~ in it, and I decline to tell it to you.” a strange affair. went onâ€" “Yes, I thought few words. gracim1813° pf a broad stone terv s and passion flowers 'xlustmdes. and adark far distance. I have not," be repliedâ€"and she Motor." said the boy. Sh x11 1 fetch him in tell you directly who I’,' with Lancewood, as I with. her." He must Even this little scene remarksâ€"he must save would follow you any- even to the ends of the Lid be of use to you.” er in. the carriage, the of whom he had been looked at her with un- uish in his face. Then "There is something (D asked, wonder- replied the "Your name and fame are both known to me, Dr. Lester," she said, with the courteous grace that icharacterized her. “I shall be very ‘pleased to welcome you at Harley Homeâ€"yon see I have been masque- ‘ rading somewhat at yours." '3 Dr. Lestet laughed, simply because1 Ethe did not know what to say. 3 “I knew the mother of young‘Dor- {mun very well," she continued; “and f the uncle was a valued friend of my father’s. I have been several times i to see himâ€"but e knows me- only as 'Mrs. Smith. I did not tell him my nameâ€"I dislike all fuss and ceremony. {I thought perhaps the boys might * tease him." '. Then, with well-bred grace that dis- ' guised all his anguish of heart, Lord ;St. Just joined in the conversation, ‘and after a few minutes the doctor ‘ bowed his adieu. and the carriage roll- ‘ ed away. All had been calm, well-bred, easy, graceful, as though no tragedy lurked beneath. “Now 1 wonder.” said Dr. Lester to himself as he sat in his studio, “if that is really all as right as it seems to be? Her lzxdyship laughed, and his lerdship jested; but she was very pale, a nd hi; hands shook. Thank E Heaven 1 never married! There can be no peace, no Security, where there is a woman. Good Heaven," he cried aloud, for it had suddenly occurred to him, "110W much alike they were, her ; ludyship and young Dormanl Now - I oome’to think of it. there is :1 won- derful likenessâ€"the self-same curve about the lips; the same henutiful chin: and "his .uncle was secretary at her father's house. He ’has her face. HeaVen keep me from thinking evilâ€" I wish to be at peace with all men. I am glad nothing ever tempted me. to ' get married. I have an idea. that this will end queerly.” So mused the doctor while Lord and . Lady St. Just drove home togetherâ€" drove through sunlit streets, while 3 the soft summer air floated round 3 them, seated side by side, but for the ‘ first time estranged. l, l I I f l i a ! Ho 11 1s thinking of the hour when 'i he :11 .1 er first weeping 1115310110. te tears in the ruins by the Rhine. He thought of her rein: 11 to 111.111‘5' hi m \\ h1le Luneewood was :1 prey to the spoilers-wt her refu11l afterwards, even when L:1nceWood was her ownâ€"- of her sudden relentmg, ' in his f1vo-.r It came home to him thenâ€":1, cer t.11n strong conviction that there ms :1 mystery in his wife’s life which she i had always kept from him; and now, ‘oost what it would, he would know it. ‘ He spoke no word to her during [that hornewnpd drive, while she oc- jcupiead herself in revolving that she *would rather suffer death rather When betray her secretâ€"rather than 1 yield up L21 ncewo-od. “Vivien," said Lord St. Just, when he and his wife had reached home, “1 will come to 0hr boa-don: I wish to speak to you." . “Not now,” she replied quickly. “Yes, now, if you please. I will fol- low you.” She went to her roomâ€"the pretty little room prepared for her with such lavish generosity. She threw off the dam}: cloak and vail which had so little serve-d her purpose. The [pass of dark shining hair fell in pictures- que disorder over her stately figure. He went up to her and took both her hands in his. “ Vivien, my beloved," he said, "this is the first cloud that has become be- ; tween usâ€"the first eetrangement that F has arisen. Darling, it must not con- ' tinueâ€"we must end it.” “VV'hat am I to do," she- czri-ed, with clenched hands and trembling lipsâ€" "what can ldo? I will die rather than yield." She drew her stately figure to its full height as her husband entered. But it was no proud, angry man she had to mastâ€"his igce was pale and “ I am quite willing," he said, touch- éd by his tenderness." “It wouldbe easier for flowers to live without sunshine and dew, than for I been calm, well-bred, easy, as though no tragedy lurked CHAPTER- XLVIII said Lord St. Just, when ESiStEd 11) wife had reached home, “1 Ebe? Had to o'ur bou-do'u: I wish to private her and took both “You must." he replied, sternly. “This is our first disagreement, Vi- vienâ€"our first struggle for suprem~ soy. You owe me at least wifely sub- missionâ€"you have never refused it. You must not refuse it nowâ€"you must tell me your secret.” “I refuse absolutely.” she said. “I tell you again that it does not con- cern yonâ€"you have no share in itâ€"no right to ask to know it.” ' ‘3 Nevertheless, I do ask. I can see some little way into it, but not far. boy whom you have been visiting.” She started, and then controlled her- self. It seemed to her that her whole life depended now on her self-posses- sion, on her self-control. “ If you refuse to tell me your sec- ret, if you refiuse to give me your con- 1 fidence, you cannot surely refuse tol tell me who that boy is ?” In “ I do refuse," she answered. I He drew her nearer to him. i “ Ah, beloved,” he said, " do not be EWe are husband and wife. We have {but one heart. one soul, one love, one {interest between us. I would tell you gthe dearest secret of my soul. Why {do ydu shut me out in! the chill of jdoubt and suspicion? Who is the a boy g» in A3..:...‘H 01.,“ W} I “ He told you himself, Adrian," she replied. “But you know that story 18 not true. He is no nephew of poor Dor- man’s, I am quite sure of that. Why did he speak so strangely? I shall never forget his words.” é " It is your conduct which is uncom- mon," replied Lord St. Just, “not the ifact of poor Dorman having :1 ne- phew. If he ‘be, as he says, Gerald 3 Dorman’s nephew, why have you nev- : er mentioned him to me? \Vhy have! :you kept his very existence 3 mys-' ; tery from me ‘5 Why have you gone to §see him under a false name? Why ideas the fact of his existence prey :upon you like a secret curse? You i think,” he continued passionateiy, “it is chance that has led me to see and t to notice all these things. I tell you, ' Vivien, it is the finger of heaven. An- . swer me one thingâ€"you, my wife, you 'iwhom Ibelieved one of the purest, ' :best, and noblest of women, answer ' :rne one thing. If that boy is Gerald .¢-- It was strange that he should, as it were, beat round the secret, yet nev- er suspect itâ€"â€"that, while he felt sure it concerned both Lancewood and the boy, he should never connect the two. “I do not understand,” she said, coldly, “ why you should refuse to be- lieve him. Surely it is no uncommon thing to have a nephew.” me one thing. If that boy 13 uel‘Luu Dorman’s nephew, how comes he to have your face? I repeat ltâ€"your face the curve of your lips, the shape of your featuresâ€"how came he by those?” He stopped abruptly, for the pale, beautiful woman had slipped from his arms and fallen like one dead to the ground. _ ‘ m1, 1"_n‘_ At any other time Lord St. would have been terrib1y alarmed, his fears were. lost in anxious ' der. ‘ ' ' ‘ L -1. A What was this secret that sue PCL' sisted in withholding? What could it be! Had Gerald Dormaa contracted a } private marriage, and left his child to the care oii Lady St. Just? There was neither sense nor reasorn in sup- posing such a thingâ€"that would not explain the mystery of the resemb- lance between this boy and Vivien. "Who would have thought,” said the unhappy nobleman, “ that I should ever have such a sorrow as this? Only a few short weeks since. I considered mvself one of the happiest of men, a few short weeks myself one of the and nowâ€"- -â€"that one part of her mind and nearL iwas barred from him. It was not ‘pleasant; no man living no matter :how much he might trust and love his wife, would care to look upon her face and know that she was keeping 9» secret from him. He raised the pale, lovely woman in his arms, and laid her on the couch; he bathed her face with fragrant wa- ters, and opened the windows so that the fresh sweet air might play over her; yet even as he rendered her these services his heart did not warm to her. -‘ ‘ , 1.--]. 2L “Cl- 0 He loved her none the less; but it; was not in human nature to forget: he had loved her with all his hlonest heart. He had devoted himself to her, he had lived for her, and her alone, and now he had found that she was keeping a aecret from himâ€"that, while he thought himself soul of her soul. he had never even known her thoughts -â€"that one part of her mind and heart was barred from him. It was not Pleasant; no man living no matter “A117 molar-h hp might trust and love ”W v- ‘.v_ â€"-â€"-___ Lord St Just bent down and kissed his wife 3 pale face. “Vivien,m my darling,” he murmured, “what is this dark horror between us? My wife, my love, trust me’ Her dark eyes Opened slowly. He Won ehmkmi qt the pain and despair Her dark .eyes Opened was shocked at the pain in them. Lu 5‘19”. ’Do you really love me, Adrian? She asked. “Do you love me enough to care to keep me alive 'I” “ My dearest, Vivien, most certalmy. What do I care for in life excel)t yourself 2” , “ Then, if you love me, cease to ask me any more questions. The secret is not all mine; you have no share in it; so I cannot tell it to youâ€"J wili not reveal it. If you love me, cease from speaking of it.” “No,” said Lord St. Just. “ I am most certainlY- in life except St. J ust certain of one thingâ€"no wife has a: right to keep such a secret from her‘ husband; moreover I am quite sure'é that the hand of Providence has led? â€"- â€".-â€" _- me so far, and will lead me still fur-l No squirrel works harder at hisl I ther, even it you refuse to tell mafipinenut harvest than the carpenter 1 Now I shall consider it my duty to ; woodpeckers in autumn at their har- iind out what you have chosen to 1 west, says John Muir, the well-known conceal. In all sincerity, in all sor- l naturalist, drilling holes in the row, Isa} still moreâ€"there can nev-i thick, corky bark of the yellow pine er be peace between us until you have 1, and incense cedar. in which to store trusted me fully and entirely. Wei the CFOP for winter use. A hole {01‘ may sit at the same table, live under 1 011011 ‘100'1'11 3'0 nicely adjusted as t0| the same roof, but we shall be almost the size that when the acorn. point ; as strangers until you have told me : tome-most. is driven in, it fits so well l l l . all.” . , that it cannot be drawn out without ' I digging around it. Each acorn is i‘I thus carefully stored in a dry bin,% ---â€"¢----- perfectly protected from the Weather, '. now TO MAKE CLOVER HAY. '; a most lumrious method of stowing= - away a crop, a granary for each ker- g ' Good clover .hay is the best and infil- Yet they never seem to. wearyi ' cheapest feed a farmer can use, while of the work, but go on so diligently . poor clover hay LS about as worth- j they seem determined that everyi I 1065 a feed as there is. Some things , new” in the grove shall be saved. 3 can be done two or more ways, but. ;. They are never seen eating acorns atlI the making of good clover hay is not eI the time they are storing them, and I one of them. There is just one right. . it is commonly believed that they nev- .I way to put up clover; any deviation m. eat them or intend to eat them,5 is fatal. I once stood in a sugar rc- but that the wise binds store and‘ finery and saw the cooking of the protect them solely {or the sake oi lsugar. There was just one right the worms they are supposed to com moment in which to take it off. So ‘. tain. And bwtuse these worms are ' there is just one right time to cut ' £00 small for use at the time. the I clover, not narrowed down to the :10me drop they are shut up like 3 minute, perhaps, but not extending lean calves and steers each in a 0“” two or three weeks, as some separate stall with abumianco of farmers seem to think. Many let I food to grow big and fat by the. time ' two-thirds 0f the heads get brown l. they will be most, wanted. that is in 7' before they commence to cut. This . winter. when insects are scarce and. 1 means that before they are down 'siull-feal worms most valuable. To Be Continued. “p-._.â€"- Good clover .hay is the best and cheapest feed a farmer can use, while, poor clover hay is about as worth- less a feed as there is. Some things can be done two or more ways, but" the making of good clovezr hay is: not one of them. There is just one right. If Lira not, neither man, nor God. It I'm-Herbert. There is one body that knows more than anybody, and that is every- body.â€"'l‘ulleyrand. The earnestness of life is the only passport to the satisfaction of life. â€"T‘heo~dore Parker. Unbecoming fo'r'wardness oftener proceeds from ignorance than 1m- pwdencc.-â€"Greville. 1‘ rgil.-- Speaking much is a Sign or van: L y, for he that is lavish in words is a niggaird indeedâ€"Sir W'. Raleigh. Most of the critical things in life Which become the starting points of human «destiny, are little things.â€"â€"B. .Smit-h. Every evil to- which we do: not suc- cumb is a benefactor. We gain the strength of the temptation we re- fistâ€"Emerson. The man who is deserving the name is the one whose thoughts and exertions. are for at for himself.'WSoott. ‘VD -â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" - A brave man. knows no malice, but I foxgets. in peace, the injuries of." war, and gives his direct foe a i {liend' s embxaoe. â€"COV\ per. 1 There is no policy like politeness,‘ and a good manner is the best thing in. the world either to get a good 3 name, or to supply the want. of lt.- g Bulwea'. She drew a dime from her purse and put it between her teeth while she crowded back the contents of the Lug and snapped it shut. When the conductor came along she took the coin from her mouth and extended it to him. He saw the act‘on and at once plac- ed a nickel between his lips. “Then he took the dime and handed her the nickel. A fair exchange, mu’am, he pleas- antly said. Of what? she haughtily asked. Of microbes, he replied, and passed dong. THE CULTURED CONDUCTOR. :1 who is deserving the he one whose thoughts and are for others rather than APHORISMS. to thy self, nor is for. cowards to sign of vanitys “'oull"('(‘kt‘rs S303? Away .h'urxu for “'intc-r Easing. Their So these “woodpeckers are sunposed {111:1 rm to be :1 sort of cattle miners. each i :‘J “955 with :1 (trove of thousands, 1"iv:1li11.;,r i mane? the :1an that raise grain 111111 keep herds. of plan: lice for milch cows. Needle-s15 to 5:1y, the stem y is not true, I 15.9.??? though 5.1111113 1111;11:1li5ts e1. 911 beheve ' if it. W hen. Emerson “'11s in the purk. ' hzwing bond the worm story 311de n seen. the great pines plugt'ei full offfiu “H acmrus he aszt'ked “Why do the “0011-; ,ng peckeIs put acorns into the bzuk of: 3;; trees?” “For the same reason," I re-: E3 plied, ”that bees store honey anci' 3; squirrels 1mts.’“But they te ll 11112.; ii M.r. Mutt, thz‘t t uoohpeokeis don' 1 911955: 11110111113.” “hes they do.” 1 said “1] ' ’52 {111.11 seen [he'll 61111.11" them. Durâ€"i E; ing sawstorms the y seem to eat litâ€" ; i tle beside-As 1101111115. I. have repeatedly ; . interrupted them :11; their meals and! §seen the perfectly sound,h:1lf-e:1ten acorns. they eat them in the shell; as. some people e111 eggs. ” “But 11 hat: 3:1b1mt the worms "” “i suppose." I said, “that when they crrme to a wormy one they eat both norm and , acorn. Anyhow, they eat the sound games when they can't find any thi ngg {they like better and from the time they store them until they are 11: ed tjihey guard them, and woe to the squirrel or jay caught stealing." 9â€".me T“, W ' e: 0.. on- .p-u. . ‘. . . .5;,. v‘ . A." ' .1 ‘ 1‘, ; '- 1â€"th HhJ-JD 94:."4 ‘1 5‘51: sign-fl In; A - «Mâ€"o-fioa-v o-w a" Heâ€"O! yes. I have heard him' ksing. I admire him very much. She â€"Really, you. don’t mean it '3 \Vhy, 3 his voice is awful. Heâ€"It isn’t his {singing I admire it's his nerve. i1 love the man who’s always late 1 Although he makes me have to wait; .Yee. though he costs me time and . pelf. . iHe gives me gri'runids to praise my- self. ', Sheâ€"W'hzit a fitting token of mar- Fried life is the wedding ring. Heâ€" {It is. A. ring his no end; and it also (has no beginning. I": is absolutely iwitbout variety, and is much easier iput on 'than taken off. Mrs. Brown moved away because .our neighborhood watched everything she did. ”Well? And Mrs. Jones moved away because she didn't get attention enough. { Isn't it dull out in the country‘ i Timmins Dull? “’0 had three ] {hundred people on our porches and} {grounds Sunday afternoon. Threei Shumdred? Yes; two balloons came ., i gdown in our back yard. i The Doctorâ€"Above all thin-gs, ma-[ dam, your husband mustn’t worry, Perhaps you'd better not show him my bill just now. But I did, Doctor, and it didn’t mka any difference. He 5 said he knew he couldn’t pay! it any-i way. I You ought not to be so hand on‘ Rudolph, pupa. said Miss Kittish. He. really is a very smart young man.‘ “That is smart about him? asked! papa. He says that he thoroughlyl understands the currency question. That Chinese student says be en- joys the life of George \Vashington more than any other biographic work. Yes. He just remarked to me that he regarded the story abaut a man's mt being able to tell a lie.as a masterpiece of men-dacity. I told him you were as honest as} the day was long. What did he say? ! asked Senator Sorghum. He mereiy remarked that he guessed I must be talking about some of these days they have up around the Arctic circle that don’t last more than a minute or two. Beake/r -- Tippins has a peculiar mmorry. .It is so capricious, you know. Hollisâ€"Capricious? In what way? Beakerâ€"\Vell, you see, he nev- e'r forgets that I am one of the fel- lows. he borrows from, but he inevi- lo-ws he borrows from, but he inevit- ably fails to remember to include me among those whom he pays. ' 1:? ER WEARIED FLASHES OF FUN DiSordered Kidneys bring them a multitude of pains and aches. ' ":31 i {0“- I __ _,A Ema“ . w ..... «Ga» .1. 35 has. . w”! L. «r- Hat’s-h Tired Housckccpcrs‘ The Old Reliable Remedy“ Diarrhma and. Dgsentery. 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