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m li‘ ch from Inndoh says:â€" vn Thursday evening at a van in his hnvmr, Unwral all“! the juntish army (as of barbarous A'curu that all IBM that in three assaul's ugon “man it to Na «taxation, on Batu-tot. , and :he third olt UE SURRENDERED. Now in the Field Are Bandits and Mercenaries. ‘ I n lnmtuu myq;«~A int rpm-inn] from} rs to .‘L nu wrr Hf n. l'he may inci- the mxrprim- of " south-west 19. Six of atfd five w~rc d [Li-my Int-n The post has y tho British. rigualy wound“ an. says General ,f’Grut F behavod bottom” There in no doubt. run of Outpost that 19. " KILLED; situation followed [50 Stat. D of Get- unection p Duct u“ 3‘ Cd the British lines between Alexan- L hm dria and Warringham‘s store. and at- ” ‘ noted a British post. But the Boers h '“ mbooqmuy retired, ud took the .3”! ml to DawoMorp, it the Orange .- Rim 0“). 'to it of no In it A low in. Maseru. Innate. lend. eays;-Nativee repnrt that form- . President Steyn and General De Wet, with 3 thousand men. trunn- Int Do We: Wu Driven Off by tho "- nuicide was m: moved ; , b l, and tha ph. {shims ' I ha ONObnce to recover III. we“ had her hands b:1td y out in an snort to at. the knife tron her husband. “A W! train on the Nashville, flan-u ‘ Sheffield Railroad was ‘ Emu km the track. but as far as mod loo” Was injured.” “5*“ A luv-cl on non. l’. W‘ “,5 VIP. I! (Ila-Ina. l A ”16‘ (tom Halifax, N. S.,} ”;â€"1'I'O 0. Wednesday night de- i ”103.6 t'h unease burn on lht‘ h I! A; W. Kistanin and Co., at a an“ .Tb ownem of thus farm; It. I'. W. Dori... “but" of [Li-é 'tk.m1W.Ki~uâ€"gn, It is largo-i I, a dock urn. nus. Up of number. : of miles acquired from time, to-4 th. I“ incl“. large dybfl landi ham Wt tho til»: the fire bnko ‘ out lurly all the ive .stO‘k was in‘ the burn. It inch). ed 90 019ml of cat- tle, 15 11015108, and 11).) sheep. Not: a , 11001 was saved. Home 15:) tons of! hyptorod in the building served as $ (no! (or the flames. I , The pdor brute; unable to extri- “to thehmelvu from the furnace, “re Wed alive. The [043 wil' lit to about [0.000, and the in- I Afr-00 is ”.000. In zddition to the 1 _ , k at»! hay, 6 000 bushc 13 of po- .. together“ with wagnna. farm- ’ ' . ‘ and harnsfing ma- ”MIN“. Viva: hun~ -A._.:. ....â€".~ â€"â€" -â€" ”m hm, including alurgo m d “P. calm as. were blown ”I. and may Others unrooied and ”who damaged '1‘ he fe nu- in; ~100Mb!“ the United States M1 was him away. bus the m touched in an. "Tho 0161.. but“ tor about £51. Idols- and in pub. about 1,000 foot vi“ hob-fly alarm by dens“- “Tho deéd are; Misses Florence ‘1“ Evelyn Farrell. C‘upmin A. F. ‘ydobzta, wife and one son; another '~ M “abut mushy; lbs Kat. My“ Jar.“ (lorry, and is w 3.3-“ nut-own. ’le‘flhn and ,Wuton Sections e! ik fur-nu SWopl Aver. A desputch from Columlia', Tenn, says;â€"-‘°A terrific cyclone, moving in a westerly and ninth-westerly directing struck this place at 9.30 o’clock. on Tuesday night. and left‘ havoc in its path. The Northern and Western eectione of the city, populat- ed 'by negrces, was almost entirely ewept Anway’. Fifteen persons are. known to have been k)ll¢:d,'and. it is “fired .thut this number will be hruly inflamed by inter reports. Gan. Builoi' (noted a 07m. Riv- a; Dobny judge at flying that the moment when the men in the field ceased to he paid the war would end. that the (at that the war has con}: to its criaiu inducaa ureter treat- ment. But why ‘ts it not. Are. the real patriots fighting for their coun- try '3 Tha whole people whom we know as Boara‘oithar have already surren- dered, or an print-rs, or are doing their ynl boot to surrender. The ”to loft in the mu are either nor- mariaa or “its." ATTACHED A POST. IOWAUST IN NOVA SCOTIA. them. TERRéFIC CYCLONE. u a mun-Inca A: ’- SIM-'0‘. I! Cbutham, ()nt., J ham on 'i‘hursJuy “Ii-tor. out his to car at h-ia own " . . exposed the jugu- ‘ ' Windpipe, bar: the [Ring blunt missed Winters cum here 1.0 from Scaforth, - in the wooien mills. “Idle-nth, and grow fellow-employ“ 7' ‘ actions at work and he was taken ‘1‘ was kept on him. but atom were ready _,were to have been days to the West THROAT. tn, 64 to 65¢; chain. tn extra, 61 to 6:10; fair to good. 57‘to 00c; low! «grads. 551-2 to 561-2c. Ranâ€"No. 1, in store. No.1 white, cash. 773-“;1‘. 2 red. yelbw. 4114c; No. 4 y ~ 401-20; No. 2 an. 41140;“ I“ 2408-4 to 41c; No. 4 can, 40.. Gnuâ€"Erna No. 2 white, 860; No. 2 In“, In; No. No. 2 Wilts, 280; No. 8 white 270; No. 4 Wto, 20c; No. 2 mixed, 250; Oa t‘-Sâ€"~Ci18h,22. ’;1-4c December, 231-40. Ryeâ€".510. Clover seedâ€"Can}, 1899. prime. $6.15; December, 06.70; March. $J.7U. Oil-Unchanged. Buffalo, Nov. :37.-â€"Whoat - No. 1' spot, 79 7-8c. Wint-r wheatâ€"No. Minneapolis, Nov. .27. .â€" Wheat â€" Cash, 751-40; December, 731-30; May. 76 3-8 to 761-20 ; on track,'No. 1 hard, 771-4c; No. 1 Northern, 751-40; No. 2 Northern. 731-4c. Flour and bran HUnc‘hangod. ’l'nledo, Nov. :.’7.â€"-Wheat-QSH. 750‘ December, 751-40; May. 801-80. Oorn -Cush, 381-20; December, 375-8c. Chaneâ€"[Full crux... July and August make, so“: at 11 to 111-20. Duluth. Nov. xiiâ€"Wheatâ€"Ca‘, No. 1 hard, 776; No. 1 Northern, 75 to 76 1-80; No. 2 Northern, 701-220; No. 3 spring, 645-813. Cornâ€"38 3-80. Oatsâ€" 231-4 to 23c. DAIRY MARKERS. Bmtierâ€"Domtmj is running heavier in crexmory (pounds and boxon, 0W- ‘mg to the light umpply of choice ddry now- coming forward. Prices are steady to firm. Commisaion houses sell to the trade as followupâ€"Dairy, tubs anj paih, choice, 18 to 19c: mul- ium. 16 to 161-43; port, 13 1 prints, choice, 19 to 200 home. 21 to 230; and m to Hops‘â€"â€"Continuse dull. New crop quotes! here at. 14 to 150, and ye. Hugs at 9 to 100. track; and ton lots, delive to 86.50. Halo] hayâ€"Steady. thy, on track bgre, two-ton lots, delimn to 810.50. .390 to CL“; chic. hand-picked haul an quoted at 81,40 to 81.45. Honorâ€"Dealer: quota Iron ! to 91-“ pct ‘h. {or 5. 1-0, or “-35, the. according to the size of the order. Cmb honey sell: at 8235'“ 03.75 m dozen sections. Dried fruitsâ€"Dried apples sell at 8 to 31-2; and evaporated at 41-2 Field produce. etc.â€"-â€"Turnips, out of store, 3k: per bag; onions, coo per bag; carrots, 40¢ per bag; apphas per bbl., 50 to ’1; sweet mamas, per bbl., Al. _- PJtatoesâ€"Firm. Car here, sold to-day at” 3.) store, are made at 850 Poultryâ€"Prices of chickens, tur- keys, and ducks were fairly study, but geese are still'selling at low (fig- ures, owing to tho accumulation of the past two days. Quotations are as follows :â€"Chic.kens, per pair, 25 to 35¢; ducks, per pair, 40 to we: turkova. and 117 to 18¢; tic, “I PROM). hrsâ€"Prin- aI-d condition abut u report“ hunch". Prices are as fol- hmz~floiliag stock, “a; frank gath- ortd 117 to 182; MI“, 15. lined, 82.75 for 90 per cent. ers’ bags, lidcllo fro porters bid $2.65. sell locally from 10 to limos. Barleyâ€"Tone firm. No. 2, middle , (nights, 390; and oast,°400 No. 8 extra, middle fr’eights, 38c; and east, 390. Ryeâ€"Easy. New rye, 43, west; and 470, cast. I fniddle heights. are selling at 25 1-20' and “It at 25c. Light whit. oats and mixed oats, north and wast, 230. Flv. urâ€"Dull and easy. Holders ask $2.75 for 90 per cert. patents, in buy-1 erz’s bags, middle (nights; and ex- porters bid 82 65. Special branfis sell locally from 10 to 290 above those Beansâ€"Ordinary white Peasâ€"Higher; on export demand values have lifted about 1-20 PG? bush. New peas, car lots, middle heights, 60c; and east, 64o. Cornâ€"Steady. No.1 American yéllow 470, on track hgre; and mixed, 46c. Canadian corn here, 440. Him-dunno. To: lots, at the BREADSTUFFS, ETC. .Tomnto, Nov. 27.â€"Whast.â€"Pridea in Western markets were s shade bet- ter, and local prices were steady. Busi- ness, bowevér, is very dull. Quotations are as followsz-rRed winter, 63c; and White, 63c, middle freights; goose wheat, 62 1-2c, middle freights; No. 1 spring wheat, east, (Sc; Manitoba. No. 1 hard, old, g.i,’t,. 93c; and N0. MARKETS OF THE WORLD nices o’Cama. Choose. Gnu. an: In tbs Leading [mung uu. may. .rI.-Whoatâ€"Oad, No. l, 776; No. 1 Northern, 75 to 75 No. :5 Northern, 701-2c; No. 8 ', 6-1 5-80. Cornâ€"38 3-80. Oatsâ€" 1b., 7 to :râ€"Uom'ml is running heavier mory (pounds and boxel, 0W- ‘he light :mgply of choice. dairy ruling" forward. Prices are quoted at 85 to 86.50. on ton lotn. delivered, at $6 ; Nb. 1 hard, afloat. Fort ck here, $9.50 to $9.75; , delivered, cell: at 810.25 â€"Stead y. Choice timo- mh'o'ic'o. 13 to 19c; med~ c; pom 13 to 15¢; dairy . Car lots on track at 33c. Sales, out of ;. per pair, 25 to 85c; W to (Do; turkoys, R0886, per 1b., 5 to . creamry, “ads. 2: to beans, bring of good crop is in r- At a fashionable boarding-school in . Petgraburg 250 girls were poilmed by lanky metallic cooking utensils Two died. but tho others recanted. I."- q‘y. The punishments are illusory. Prince Tnan is merely banished from his own home, and others ruler“ merely nominal lowering at ‘ rank. Perpetual lurkelnent nee-s elite e1 honored retirement. "Luce unher- of southern Ohi- nese now residing in Pekin, teeri‘hg further retribution during the win- ter, are preparing to leave for the? south.” L nun; Chang submits it as the final .nishme'nt the ccmrt. is able to in- flict, and repeats the stereotyped plea of all Chinese plenipotentiaries, name- lty, that the Emperor threatens him- self and Prince Chin‘g with severe punishment if they fail to induce the representatives of the powers to ac- cept the comprnmise. The miidnees of the sentences excites ridicule and strengthens the Ministers in their de- termination to demand the death pen- .In._ me ' - "e and (‘hllg \‘I'III brfievenly Paul-lard I! Dianna-metal. A deem/(ch from London says :â€"-Dr. Morrison, wiring to The Times from Pekin, Sunday, says:-.“In communi- cating the pumish'ment edict, dated Sianfu, Now. 13, to the foreign envoys, IAHu'n‘ Chang submits it as the final ‘ per hundred, bwt 'he causes his neigh~ but to do so as well; not only this, but he injures the home and foreign trade». .Thezjef‘ore, it is to the inter- est of every citizen that the right sort of pigs bu hred on every Cana- dian farm, and that they be proper- ly fed. Plgs of the wrong type can- not be made good by any kind of feed- ing, yet bad feeding will spoil agoodl} pic.” ing their buying prices according to their average receipts from sales. The man who insists on breedim the wrnnt type not only loses 20 cents 25 per cont. are flats, and at least 10 per cent. unsizables. Or in other words 60 per cent“. of Canadian pigs grade as Na 2 or lower, which' is 40 per cent. more than might be expect- ed if breeding were carefully done. "Canadian farmers lose at least 20 cents per hundred on all pigs sold be- cause of this condition; packers fix- anything else means a stationary of recoding mar-hot. At the present time 2‘5 per cent. of the pigs market“ in (hula 1m what 3! known asfaoftu,’ A lengthy circular, giving pointers on the bacon trade to the farmers of the province, has been {squad by the Ontario Domrtment of Agriculture. Mr. F. W. Hodson, Dominion Live Stock Cummissioner, after summinc up the whole bacon situation at pre- sent says:-â€"“ The Canadian market demands a'long, lean singer, there- fore it in in the interest of Canadian human. to supply the best pigs for that purpose. First class goods mean a train; w'kot at home and abroad; (hurl. Aqfl'lllurul fiom. Waum I‘m» 0H to Change Breeding Sour In“: of Chaim hm, pu' curt. . Light hag-s. per cwt. Heavy'haygs, per owt. . Saws. . . . . . S: can: . . ‘Prima nominal. Gala“. «at, Sheep, per cwt. Lat-bu, pot "rt. . Bucks, pot cwt. ‘Shippars, per cwt. . 84 00 $4 50 Butcher, choice do. . . 4 00 4 50 Butcher, med., to good. . 3 25 2 75 Butcher, inferior. , 2 25 2 75 Siookarn, per cwt. . 2 25 3 00 Export bulls, per wt. 3 2.5 4 00 Hogs to fetch the top price must be of prime quality, and scale not be- low 160 nor above 200 lbs. Hugs are now quoted at $3. ~for the belt grades; $5 for fat 9. light. Hogs advanced again to-day, and as receipts lately have been small. the teadenoy is still upward. Lambs are worth from 33.25 to $3.75 per cwt. -. Considerable small stuff was left over. ': hire was a Light damn-Ii tor ch 02" toâ€"dny, and prices arc weak at from .2.” to 08.25 per owt. Shipping bulls. sbmkere, and feed- ers were all in) fair supply, but the enquiry was light, and prices ruled easy. A few good ta choice milch cows and acne choice veal calves tre want- Tomato, N07. 21â€"1110 cattle here today was of. unusually poor quality} good cattle ms asked tar. and ac- doubt would have sold had any. been here, but met at the dealers. seemâ€" ed quite inditferent as to making purchases, and as a consequence the yards were not cleared. Prices are u-uninally unchanged, but weaker. 80 7-00. Followim is the range of quota- LI HUHG CRANG’S WHINE. P0} NTEIS ARGUT BACON. MM: and uh“. Sheep and Lambs. 3‘: Catt]; 5% 4% 4% 3m 2% wumom 83-883 250 40 00 325 8 75 It in reported at New York that the proposed British loan. not bu than 059,000,000, will be floated in the United States. No ohm. will likely be lad. in Pro-Hut “inlays Cabinet at. gun; the Hulda-tin inexoratloo, datum“ tic W] .3091 at (b- wayo, Pa. Lady Sarah Wilson. who distin- guished herself during the Matching siege, dined with the Queen recently. Lady Gran-or, ”that of the Duke of Wand-It“, is new endeavouring to urn-'3 u mrrhgc botwoon fic- lth West and her on. Because Gen. Baden-Powell never smoked, some boysin London ban organized a non-smoking loaguo. Lord Lansdowne than/k8 the War Office officials (or their (in. work dur- ing the war. Press reports state that the Duko and Duchess of Yocrk will return to England from Australia vh Canada. The English Parliament will meet December 3rd, but will adjourn baton Christan. Hon. A. J. Balfour says he would rather bcaacralch golf player than In'April the Prince and Princess of Wales will visit Ireland. The South African war has cost $450,000,000 Lord Wolseluey will soon unit Can- adu, South Africa and Egypt. Bishop Mills, cu-adjutor of Ontario has been initiated a full member of the Mohawk tribe of Indians, near Brockvilie. They have given his Lord- ship the' name of “dbue-rih-ho-wa- nah,” the man with large words. GREAT BRITAIN. Gtaagow is now free {ran the hu- bonic plague. ”I!!! ”LII. Savo- dlvu was lost in a fin which Dr. Geo. K. Croaathwaite, former resident [phj'cician at the General Hospital at. Hamilton, committed suicide at Chicago, according to a dcspatch from that city. Vancouver now has about 3,000 Jup- aneae and Chinese residents. In 62 Japanese lodging houses 1,2“ oocu- pants, were found, and 1,530 Chinese in 105 Chinese lodging houses. “ There in abnolutely. no inundation for the rumour." is the way Lord Strathoona denied the report that he \\ LS about to resign the High Coul- missiouernhip. The “1th of 'the financial Bank of Manitoba has issued author dividend to shareholders at the rate of 85 per shale, making .31 par share paid to date. Windsor wants one of the cannon captured at Paardebufg to place in the town hall drill shed as a mem- orial to the Windsor boys who fell at that battle. Goo. A. Pearson, awaiting execution at Hamilton on Dec. 7. for the murder of Annie Griffin. is said to have con- fessed the doed to Rev. W. F. Wilson. The lut Ipiko has boon put in by the builders of the new Minnesota and Manitobn Railway, one of the Mac- kenzie and Mann linea. Fltorta arc boing renewed to secure the relem at June: Baxter, now serving a term for Ville Marie bank frauds. Ho bu dropey. Coalitt Bron. will re-build their agricultural implements works, de- stroyed by fire at Brockville in July. The Bank of Montreal. in its 00-i- unml atlmlt, than the largest let fitting: in its history. Tho Gown-neat has order“ from different Canadian firms 1,400 new cars for the Intercolonial Railway. The Hush: fly in reported to be damaging th what in Watworth floaty. London talks of building a sanitar- ium for consumptives. CANADA. Manitoba’s wheat crop this year is 25, 000, 000 bushels. Nmy Item About Ourselves and Our Eoizhbonâ€"Someth'ng of Interest From Every Qw- ° tor of tho Glob. . SPARKS [38% “Hi acclamatione of the people. Replying to the addresses of wel- come of the presidents: of the Paris and Marseilles committees, Mr. Kru- ger spoke in Dutch and in a low voice. The weather was beautiful and the Beer lender received a magnificent denmtretion. The whele reu-te tre- Lhe landing place be his hotel we: crowded with people. He appeared Le be in peed health, and repeatedly teeth (4ft hie high but in acknowledging the acclam-atiosne of the neonle- A despatah tram Marseilles, lit-President Kruger, of the val, landed here at 10.45 T! morning from the steamer ‘ land. The Boer Ex=President Is Accorded " a Warm Welcome. .'. of the Trans- ; 10.45 Thursday steamer Gelder- dihbutltodmtthr-tdid. Papaâ€"How is it, Alina. that you lev- or get a prise at school? 1 Mannaâ€"And tint your friend Lou- Ln Shu'p gets so may! Inoh clover parents. . Witnessâ€"l don’t know Whit be all- Large reward on’ered fer the Ar- rest of an Assassin. A despatch from Johannesburg says: -â€"A forward of £l,m0 has been offer- ed for the apprehension of 1 ml laun- od Bell, who is believed tn have been directly implicated in the shouting at two I. of h-tn’e [one ut K11,- fonboh, And, to be associated with partial of the enemy to tho arth- west at here. The special court for the trial of the treason cases will begin its ses- sion at Ooleaberg on December 5th. Mr. A. C. Sampson, a membar of the Cape Parliamt. will not as prose- cuting attorney. Gen. Rama Hun I'lcid Stanly Owl-g to S3. rm" «5 N'DJINM . A dolpuh h from Cape Town, says; â€"-"‘.be Argus my: it has reams to belmve tfig t anmumdant- General which command can be by: well in hand in the north-eastern plur-i tion of the Fransvaal until it is ob- Ugo-'1 to yield for lack of mppliea. Alice. innocentlyâ€"Louisa M In: Several European insurance compa- nies have refuse] risks on the life of King Alexander of Servia since the assassination of King Humbert. By an explosion in a mine at Wiosa. Prussia. l3 peraons were kilied and 19 injured. Denmark will oxtemively improve its state railways next year. Cannibalism is practised on the Sav- age Islands of the South Seas. Next year an Englm'h expedition will be organizel to subdue Kordofun. tho Island of Mauritius. Two fresh cases of bubonic plague are reported in Alexandria. President McKinley. in his reply to the comratulmions of Presilent Loubet, of France, sai:l;-â€""l trust I may fortunat 1y antinue to give earn- at expression of Lao sincere retard of the American people for the French nation." The U. B. Gavan-uncut has awarded contract. for 1,“,0-0 mund- ot smoke. lul. powder, at which (”.000 are {or the no. at so: count guns. United mates Alaskan Indians an in dire straits. Hundzcds of mu: and women are dying of consumption. The sickness has become epidem c. Both Lake Erie and Lake Ontario had increased yields in 1899, accord- ing to the report of the limited States Commissioner of Fish and Fisheries. The Camera] Minaionary Commi:teo at the Methoiisst Episcopal Church of the UniLeJ States, his appropriated 81,.‘00.000 for the foreign and home missions. Secretary Long's estimates for the out I the navy during the nut. lineal your aggregate 387.174,“..76, a larger ”1‘ tin our baton. The American fur seal herd, it reported. continues to decrease numbers thruugh the continuance 1n lag» seaang. Thi Washington Census Buruu say- Hawaii’s population is 1le an in- cwaae of some in four ”an. (hahier Frank Brown of the Ger- man National Bank of Newport. Ky., has disappeared with all the funds over $200,000. The New York Board of Health bu decided to provide {fee SCiBDtiflc treatmvnt for than who suffer from hydrophobiu But he accompanied his words with energetic movements of his hat. which he held in his right hand. At- ter thanking the committees (or the warmth of the reception accorded him end expressing gratitude tor the unpethy he had received from the French Government. he spoke of the wer as being terrible and barbarous- ly conducted by the British. He said: "I have “at“ with savages but the present war is even worse. We will never surrender. We are desecmin ed to tight to the last extremity. and if the l't‘[0.;'bllt's of 11m 'l'ruuuvaal and Orange (Free State‘buse their inde- pendence, lL will be because they have lost every man, woman and child." BUER TREACHERY. NLY A MATTFR OF DAYS. GENERAL. villus is raging in “Never mind. dear." replied the bride; “that's wlnt all my relatives say."â€" Plttabuu Chow Tm Lav. lo Iliad. ”Ho lull. “Candidiy. Jane,” said In October linden-con to his bride in I spirit at self abatement. “i can't perceive win! you saw in no to mute you willing to nary me.” “Cir!" ejaculated thn fair maid. “Do you meal to iaainnaae aaythia‘ about tho also or shape or my can?"â€"-Baiu- mara American. Una-och.- Count“... “Ah.” he grate-sud. “my low far you II the gruawst thing In the world. It is larger than the worm. It is wiser than the sea. Let me pour It Into your A Careful Player, “How did that yauu‘ man come out of the poker game he got into at (‘Hm- son (:uk'h ?” “Oh." answered Three Finger Sam, “to «no out all right. You sue. be played very conservative. He didn't at. any riako whatever. He just said, That'- ood!’ and kept Ma hand. 01 “0 may." New York Theater Prion. It need to be said that the the“!!! prim in New Kerk were lower than in the large foreign eitlea bet-auae the highest price here was 81.50. while ll Lendea 31 more is demanded for the neat dealt-able placea. Nat-e that tine \‘evr Yorkers have seen theater prim maaally increased to 82 in almost every theater. while in London the in. ellnatlen has beea fer several years to lesaen the expeaaea of theater goera, It was always no more expensire there In reality thug in New York. her-ans. the number of waves ho-ldat $2.50 wag small in comparison with the orcheao tra seats of a New York theater. Now the local theaters are regularly more expeaaive than those in London. and the cirennmaneee attending the sale ol’ ticket: make the plea-are still more eeatly. Very few seats that are de-, alrable are ever to he had at the hot cit-es. and. while the public is every- where warned against the speculators. tickets are to he had only a‘t the hotel! and at the same prieea asked hy the street speculators. So the average New Yorker who looks for the beat seat in a city theater must pay $2.50 Lang-Ice .1 It‘s I'okm “Thor. vane-s Pull: Perkml. Let‘ make it hot for her." :Iow. Dally?” “Why. left be real cool to her.”-ln- dluupoul Journal. A. I." (1.1-. “I lam-d that the CHI-u dull a have and her-elm camp. I... no." a“ Mr. Pitt .- It. MI. “What can of m were they?” “Sedan chairs." â€" Pitubnr‘ Chroni- etc-Telegraph. A Innoc- of “aloe. “You. I know you can walk ham! than I can." the Chi-m.womnn said to the wife of the American ammon- nry. "but l mu brawn tmlv. and you can't." ’ Wm- But I don't want to. dear. I um-uummu-tuowm may I U”.“'U‘.. lu- Feeling-o. flush-ll (looking at his wtfo'o oboe. book»â€" You should number every cheat you send out. Ilaklng l‘p II. 1mm. Pint III-«ta urn-t Cockr cr-Wiy Q (loo-y? What are you thi Na; about! Semi R. C.-â€"l have made up I), mind to die. but I can't decide when“! to depart um life :- m'uce pie or no. ed blackberrie- whoâ€"No. I supposed that In ced- dent went with every pom'y. but 1.- Itend of that I haven't so much I. scratched my anger the whole inn-3 Baton Transcript. Mr. Shark (after a can out w": the bumâ€"Now. the question Is. An- (boa wiggle-u ten or Imaginary 9M News. Not III Look. .0. nu.