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- A wow swindle: 13 going about “I country pretending to be a can. M for n monthly paper which is ' flying . not of dishes with every $1. 00 , _ . When she gets the In which tired hoboes soaked their feet While enjoying a heavenly snooze. (hmpanae flowed from fire plugs In bubbling streams with a hiss, And street cleaners drsnk it from deep stone jugs, Ah! such a dream of bliss. ‘mgh hells galore rolled about on the ground, 'And were chased by a thirsty crowd While the paralysed grafters hanging around In drunken glee shouted around. W this hihulous dream was a happy dn‘me The result of an all-night-hat, “ere the wet things flowed in a _. " bountiful stream When they carried me home on a slat. Laut night I dreamed of a land so fair, Where the rivers run Pilsner Beer Where fountains of Rickeys shot up in the air, And everything was queer. Wide brooks of gin fizzes on every hand. Great lakes of Cold Rhine wine, And pumps spouting cocktails to beat the hand l‘or thirsty ones standing in line. Creme de Menthe swamps of a heauti- ' ful green, With islands of fine cracked ice, Such a sight was never before seen, Ah! but that dream was nicel Hint J uleps 1n puddles filled the street The _ gutters were flowing with “ You see.” she exclaimed, “ by the end of the month my finances are usually very run down-in very poor health indeed I find then that a good beef shank is a friend in need. It is put on in cold water and allowed to simmer for hours. until the meat drops from the bone, then cooled and the meat cut up very small with a knifeâ€"the meat cutter is no use here. If there is much liquid it must be re- duced by boiling. strained, added to; the meat and the whole very highly i seasoned with salt, pepper, and a’ very little allspice and nutmeg. just a suspicion. Put the meat in moulds tobe turned out when needed. If the family is small we have a hot stew the first day, and after a day’s intermission the cold. The flavor can be varied by browning the meat first in the pot before adding the water. Take some marrow out of the bone to put in the bottom of the pot, brown the meat weleith a minced onion. and then barely cover with water. The seasoning may be I added after it has cooked a couple of 1 hours. and I find that a bunch of 1 summer savor tied in cheese cloth improves it. f the bones and all the ; scraps of gristle and fat are saved they can be simmered for hours the ‘ second day. and after straining and f cooling you will have a pot of excel- ‘ lent jelly for stock and a bowl of clear {at from the top which will do for frying pastry or ginger cakes. So, you see, we get two dinners anyway, sometimes three. stock for future use fat and a big dish of scraps for the do: or chickens. all for 35c or 40c. A : shank is the poor man’s refuge and h the rich man’s delight-if his wife knows how it ought to be cooked.” o l fiddHFQ-sfl a wruny housewife the other day confided to a friend, new at the busi- ness. a few of her pet economies 1n the purchase of meat. she, To bonny little Betty. Your little girls all wreathed in ‘ smiles. They left the blackboard jetty; For here’s the funny thing I’ve heard About that very funny word,â€" ‘l‘hongh each one spelling. as you see, Wu diflerent from the other three, Each wrote it RIGHT, From Letty down to Betty! -uvu. III”. 0! I“, ‘ little maid. With blue eyes soft and pretty, Took ol’ the W left the G. And wrote it RIGHT. And “Good” the tescher said, said Looked very smnii “and-nutty: Io WEIGHT, 1 long. long word she wrote in glee. And “Good" the teacher said. said Ibo. To knowing little Netty. Then. inst of all, a little maid. snow. 'lt I" - IV". 'Erég'e'h: hhckbou-d jazzy; h little word they had to write, my thoqght‘ qnd thought with :11 ahe, To laughing little Letty. he aecond looked. and frowned a hit Although she wasn’t hetty. “onld ahe begin with R? Instead he wrote a \V at the head, And "Good” again the teacher, said To happy little Hetty. Row to the third each little word ’22-“:th girls, all in t row ____ w - their might; M Rand I and T and E, fie first one spelled triumphsntly, And “Good” the teacher said, said .t‘brjfty housewife the other A Tnmp’s Dream. The Luxury of a Shank. Which one Was Right? 2 Forbes McCalder a pioneer settler of Elderslie Tp. died of blood poison- ing at the home of Hector Bell, 4th lcon. on Sunday and was buried at St. Andrew’s cemetery on Monday. He went to Port Elgin on his usual trip for a supply of fish and while engaged in his business received a scratch in cne of his hands from a nail. Blood poisoning set in and when a physi- cian was called in a few days after. ; wards, Mr. McCalder was told he would not get better. Deceased was well-known in Elderslie and Chesley. He lived for several years near Gil. lies Hill where he conducted a butch- er shop and sold meat in Paisley and Chesley. He afterwards moved to Paisley and kept a butcher shop in that village for about 20 years. About 5 years ago he quit the butch- ering business and peddled fish through this locality. Deceased was a bachelor.-â€"Chesley Enterprise. l g The fiendish spleen of the fire devil again visited our town Tuesday morning shortly after midnight, and for the sixth successive time the lustful desire for a prey in the form of equine flesh and its humble shelter has been again satiated. The fire was located in Jas. Troy’s livery stable by Mr. Jerry Tangney, who immediately gave the alarm. When the firemen arrived upon the scene, flames were spouting through the roof, thus indicating the interior was entirely ablaze, but by the good ; work of the brigade and there being ’00 wind the tire was kept in control and the adjacent frame buildings were uninjured. The loss sustained by Mr. Troy is a severe one as his means of support and sustenance lay in the hired service of his three horses and buggies, all of which were destroyed in the burned stable. His entire property was devoid of any insurance whatever. There is no knowledge as to the origin of the fire. The stable of Jas. bpicer was burned on Tuesday. exactly three weeks pre- viousâ€"Mt. Forest Rep. . HOVN IT’S It’s from the stomach the blood is fed and the nerves in: i on a tin roof. Considerable excite- ' ment was aroused which was brought to a climax when an individual at the rear of the hall shouted fire! In an instant the 400 people was on their feet making for the only exit. For- tunately the power was turned ofi at this stage, and the general alarm sub- sidedâ€"Mt. Forest Rep. During the evening session of the Teacher’s Convention in the town hall at Drayton, last Thursday. an incident occurred which might have ersulted in a horrible fatality. Acetylene gas is the lighting facility used there and when the programme was nearly over, some radical disar- rangement happened to the generator causing a noise throughout the build a ing similar to the rattle of hail-stones l g A num ber of shocking accidents 5 took place in A. M. Robinson’s but’ch- ;er shop on Saturday night. Some time ago Mr. Robinson put a metallic ceiling in his shop and there were no bad after afieccs until Saturday night. The electric light wires pass through the ceiling. but the insulation had be. come worn and thereby hangs a tale. The metallic ceiling began stealing electricity from the wire. the meat hooks dug in and helped themselves, and even the refrigerator took aboard alittle of what was going. For a time everything was chargedâ€"even the roasts that the cash customers carried out. Mr. Robinson and his assistant, T. J. Gallaugher, got sev- eral shocks while taking meat from the hooks.â€"Allistou Herald. Mr. A. Wenger lost a very valuable mare this week and in a strange man- ner. The mare was one of a fine draught team used in teaming from the mill to the station and at night appeared in perfect health. In the morning she was unable to rise and upon examination by a veterinary it was found that her shoulder blades were broken. It is supposed that she took colic during the night and knocked herself against the stall. The beast was valued at $200.â€"Clif- ford Express. Tom Ichechnie. the eight-year-old non of Mr. A. L. McKechnie of this town, met with a nasty accident on Monday while playing ball. He had a stick held between his teeth with the sharp end in his mouth. and in steeping down for the ball the op~ posite end- of the stick struck the ground and drove the point through the soft palate in the roof of his mouth, inflicting a wound which re- quired a few stitches from the doctor. -Mt. Forest Rep. EIAAJLJW * It upsets the nerves. It poison the system. Exchange Echoes. *** mun causes of disem. wmeuury canal are the faction in the stomach and Undigested food ferments for lack of gastric juice. The fermentation and putte- controlled. blood is fed and the nerves Why stay sick when Ferrozone can cure you? Don’t be foolish any longer. Get some Ferrozone to-day and take it regularly. Ferrozone as- sures health and cost 50c. for three weeks treatment. Six boxes for s2,- 50 from .The Ferrozone Company, Kingston Ont. “Between bad kidneys and a weak stomach,” writes D. Whittemore of Belmont. “I reduced to. a skeleton this spring. A friend strongly ad- vised Ferrozone. so I commenced to use it. Ferrozone soon cured my stomach trouble, and made my kid- neys perfectly healthy. Ihave since gained twenty pounds in weight, and enjoy the best of health. I believe Ferrozone saved my life, and I grate- l fully recommend it.” “ For ten years I suflered acutely from stomach trouble. ” writes Mr. Maxwell Thompson, of Toledo, “1 always had a headache and dull leel- ing after meals. Mv appetite was poor. and I didn’t relish my food. It was all due to a weak, defective stomach. I read about Ferrozone, and ordered six boxes from my drag- ‘gist. It was no time at all before I. ‘felt much better, and when all the Ferrozone was used I really took a new lease of my life. I am stronger brighter, and feel more like work than before trying Ferrozone. It is a splendid tonic, the best I ever used.” Toned Up and Made Healthy and Strong by the Great Tonic Weak Stomach m. train going south on Monday When she did not return home on Monday afternoon Mr. Givens drove to Owen Sound in the evening and not finding her there it at once dawn- ed upon his vision that she had gone to join Meavis. On Tuesday morn- ing he took the train to Toronto where he failed to find trace of them and says that he put the matter in the hands of a detective, whom he: furnished with photographs of the elopers.-â€"Chatsworth Banner. I ..On Tuesday morning of last week t the village awoke and found itself in- ; veloped in the unsavory misty mys- , tery and scandalof an elopement, the l principals in which are a married . woman and her star boarder. Mrs. . Thos. Givens and Fred. Meavis. It happened that for about two years the home of Mr, Thos. Givens, an industrious sober man. a good me- chanic earning good wages as a car- penter in Mr. J. Taylor’s sash and‘ ‘ table for him by the lavish attentions 'Iof his wife upon Fred. Meavis, a teamster. who boarded at the Givens’ home. Some months ago so the story goes, Mr. Givens became so ex- asperated at the lewd conduct of his wife and Meavis that he ordered the latter from his house, and later was foolish enough to permit him to re turn owing to Mrs. Givins’ threats to leave the house if Meavis was not brought back, and since Meavis was reinstated the conduct between him and the unworthy wife has been more shameless and brazen than before. For some time Meavis has been talk- ing of going to one of the Dakotas and on Monday of the week before he left ostensibly for Dakota, but only purchased his railway ticket to Card- well Junction and from that time the ,disconsolate husband can find no trace of his wife’s favorite. On Mon. day of last week Mrs. Givens went to Owen Sound by the noon train, osten- sibly to visit a dentist taking with her upwards of $40 and from that . timezMr. Givens can get no trace of ‘ his faithless spouse further than that she passsed through here on the 4 p. Specialist: Eye, Ear, Throat and Nose Will b. at the Middaugh House lat Wednesday of each month. from 12 to 4 p. m. Luo Assistant Roy. London Ophthalmié 1105., Eng" and to Golden Sq. Throat and N036 Hos. U York and Chicago. _ Dim otEye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Will be at Knapp House, Durham. the 2nd Satuzdrv in each month. Hoursâ€"1â€"6 p.rn. errozone. BADULATE of London, New L. R. C. P.. LONDON. ENG. xucreases the necessary sup- ply of gastric juice in quan- tity and quality to 1mm perfect stomach action. It has similar action on bile formation. An yono can prove this for himself by “drawing WILSON-F15! 00., 1mm rm. on. m- S DONE. DR. GED. S. BURT. increases the DR. BROWN Dr. Leonhardt’s Anti-Pill EXCLUSIVELY And Kidneys. There are lots of fakes in the world but you never realize how true is Barnum’s sayings “the maple like to be humbugged,” till you see the peOple crowd around to hand over their good money. Fakirs can pull money out of people who generally have a grip on it like a three pronged tooth. Why? Dear knows to ex- plain it is like trying to explain Eve, ate the apple. and why Adam didn’t1 take the blame for it after Eve did eat it. But if you are bound to be a fakir, don’t try to work the game at home. Get out where people don’t know you. Don’t stay long in a place Add 99 per cent blufi to your 1 per cent of ability, and pretend to be a big fellow, and you’ll be all right. Tack a few initials onto your name, and pretend to be a graduate of any- thing you like (so long as it’s far enough away) and people will look on you with an awe. which wouldn’t materialize worth a cent if you were ‘ a native and had really won your honors. - I used Catarrhozone for a few minutes and was relieved. It cured in a short time.” No other remedy just like Catarrhozone,â€"â€"It’s the best. Two months’ treatment 81,00; trial size 25c. l It is an inflammation of the mu- ’cous lining of the throat. bronchial tubes and nasal passages excited by germs that can only be destroyed by fragrant healing Catarrhozone which is breathed direct to the seat of the disease, and has never vet failed to cure. Pleasant to use, absolutely certain to cure Catarrhozone al- ways gives satisfaction. “I sufl’ered from nasal Catarrh so badly that I‘ could not breathe through my nost- rils. writes, G. K. Wilmot of Meriden. "I like your preachin,” said a tall. gaunt native who had heard Bishop Potter one night in a small Adiron- dack town near which he had his ‘summer camp; "I alluzl’arn somthin’ new from ye. I rid ten miles to night to hear ya. an,’ as usual, I heard somethin’ that I never knowed afore.’ “Well, I’m glad of that,” said the bishop. shaking the out~ stretched hand, “and what was it you learned to-night?” “Why bish- op, Ifound out for the fast time in my life that Sodom and Gomorrah wuzn’t twins.” Reveals the fact that the blood is usually thin and lacking in the strengthening properties of young folk’s blood. If you want to fill your blood with the fire of youth, build up your strength. restore your nerves, just use Ferrozone. It’s the most potent tonic known and will renew the flickering flame of an aged life by imparting nourishment to enfeebled organs, Ferrozone fortifies weak systems, feeds the blood, brain and nerves with new life. Try Ferrozone Price 50c. per box. Misses. Jessie and Bertie Honess, left for Listowel, on Wednesday. Misses. Hutton Louise were the l Boyde over Sunday I We have beardit whiSpered around that our teacher is training the pupils for a picnic. The peOple of i the section should go to the front and help on the good cause. Now that the farmers are letting out their sheep, trouble is beginning Richard Boyce had a number of fine animals worried to death last week and Messrs Twamley, Livingstone and McKechnie had some worried al- most to death. We think that if peoplo can n0t keep their dogs at home. those that sufl'er from them should make a bee and rid the com-! munity of a common nuisance. Mr. and Mrs. Mighton of Walkerton have moved onto G. Fischer’s farm. We welcome them to our midst. Messrs. Dan and S. Haven accompanied by their sister a Sunday with Henry Boyce. Mr. Echer will exchange pa with Rev. Latimer of Hepworth Mr. Caboon of Walkerton visited at Mr. Disheans for a few days and while there he and Anthony did some Messrs. Dan and S. Havermehl. accompanied by their sister Spent Qua)--- ____0i| v1 Nancy Boyde left for Shallow Lake on Friday. What might have proved a serious accident happened to Sandy Campbell awhile on his way home from Elty- wood on Friday evening. He was driving a Spirited young horse which became frightened at something on the road and without the slightest warning it bounded over a high rail fence into the field and then back on- to the road again. Fortunately for Mr. Campbell it was a road cart and not a buggy he was driving. The cart was knocked into splinters but both driver and horse escaped With'; out serious injury. I John Scheuermhnn intend raising his barn about the 24th. Mr Robert Twamley had the mis fortune to lose one of his fine young horses during the recent warm weath- er. He also lost one of his fine colts this spring. Mr. and Mrs. John Clark visited at Mr. Ed. Boyce’s on Sunday. The weather has changed again anti the past few days have been anything but springlike. Mrs. H. McDonald of Durham visited Mrs. Hobkirk for a few days last week. What is Catarrh ? A Study of Old Age. (Intended for last week.) Crawford. hat the blood is acking in the rties of young want to fill your Pumps from $2 upward. SHOP Open every afternoon. All REPAIRING promptly and prep erly attended to NW. D. CONNOR Pumps of all Kinds. Galvanized and Iron Pip- ing; Brass, Brass Lined and Iron Cylinders. â€" THE GROCEB .- DUBHAM, â€" om W. D. CONNOR- Come quick nun see for your- self. HAT’S a funny way to do business. but thete’ whet we intend to do for the bel- ance of this month. Leading Jeweller and Watchmaker J.) Garafraxa Road. in the township of Bentinck, known as the “Barker Farm.” 1(1) acres, abnut 75 acres cleared, balance. fair bushland. well watered and good barn. For further particulars apply to GILBERT McKECHNIE. or MRS. NEIL McKECHNIE. done right add your purse will not suffer. .l Bulls, Heifers and Cows. Terms can be arranged. VERSCHOYLE (Imp.) at head of herd. H. PARKER. March 1-â€"tf URE BRED DURHAMS. YOUNG Bulls. Heifers and Cows. Terms can In sure satisfaction we have every facility and long experience, and it will pay you to deal with us direct. THUS. DAVIS. Lot 2. Con. 3, N. D. R.. Glenelg. April 4, 1904.â€"tf, DURHAM P. O. fl erty consisting of twenty-five acres onehalf mile east of Corporation of the Town af Durham. described as South part of Lot 59. Con. 2. E. G. R... Glenelg. On the premises is a comfortable brick five- roomed cottage. a good frame barn and stable, a small bearing orchard. an abun- dance of the best running water. All cleared. title good. Terms easy and rice right. For further particulars appy to Repairs. Don’t forget that we do Repairs. Modern methods and reason- able rates combined with promptness. The present you get nctn- ally reduces the cost 0! pur- chase from ten co fifteen per cent. information ap'bly to 1 Durham. One lot on But Gnrafrtn Street containing thirty feet (mange. This lot is a good site for building. pur- poses. Also four lots on the West “(10 of Albert Street. for private residences. Now is the time to get these lots. For further April 27â€"tf. J. M. HUNTER. Durlnm. April 12, Emir-“Z We have not raised the prices of goods but every buyer who spends. one, two three or moro dollars will get absolutely free. a valu. able and useful household article thrown m. Farm for Sale or Rent. EING LOT NO. 61. CON. 2. WEST N THE CENTRAL PART S. SCOTT Goods For Nothing u ‘ â€"O-Q-Oâ€" DESIRABLE PIECE OF PROP- Town Lots for Sale. Manufacturer of And Dealer in â€" For Sale. For Sale. ONTARIO. ' * . m ---â€"- '. PART or EINGLOTNO. 2. CON. 5, a Best Genfren elm 000mm 1“) acres, ah feet frontage. cleared and 25 ecu-es of good M, or building pur- bush end five acres of good cedar, .he West side of fem ls well watered by g never ’eeideneea. Now springcreek ende vyell.’ fairly wle :s. For further I in good state of cultivation, m for gm- nhinnrv- Convenient to ('lmrr-l. g...) Durhdm'. Durham Bred Sire by " WOLBOROUGxâ€"IEHALLEME " (No. 73 find I) Brothour 85mins. Burford Sure by (Lt Royal King. imp. sou. Imported Yorkshire Boar V for Service. April 13â€"“. ' vâ€"cu. VIII- ire by Holiivoii Homo dun.) Termsâ€"01m. THOS. BRIGHAH. {Lo} 4}. Con. 1. NJ). 3.. All“! Jan. 28â€"tf. running stream co For further particuln '_ -- M Good buildings with nveniont to the bun. rs apply to DUGALD I). McLAcuuN. August 3rd.â€"tt‘. property Will be sold F0 3““ Dutchms. No buildings. Thié on block or semi-ate Owner amino ‘1'an pm. terms a'pplsrâ€"E) House . in the county of Grey, containing 4 ucres more or less. For terms and particu- lars apply to of S: J. P. TELFORD. Dec. 2.-â€"tf. Vendor’s Solicitor. Durham Nov. fithâ€"tf. \I‘- .l Salea lar number of Cinderilla, Cambridge an Yorkshires. winch he will ship to purchasers to any point. For fur- ther particulars apply to, HE UNDERSIGNED Salealanze number . July 10th. 1901. 131 Street. the property of Mrs. J. 1.. Browne. The house contains 12 ruums‘ coveniently situated. end quite new. Will nuke an excellent bonding house. For perticulars apply to a 'r. ,a. wamx; 'D'drli'irhTT'Zij,’ (.2111; Propnotor W. R. ROHBOUGH, 2.54 Burden Street. Toronto. Ont. D 410d 5. Con. 2. W. G. R.. Narmanbv, Also part of second glwision of Lot 3, (Jail, 1. Normanby. containing in a“ abmlt. 110 acres 90 acros cleared. 20 acres of mixed bush nd. log house. good frame barn. wen fgnoed. well watered with springs and run. ning brookg. m 006 state of cultivation in for all lunds o agricultural maclxilwr\" convenient to church. school and mill! Easy terms. A good chance for quick Pur'ghager. For further particulars apply “YII'n- a " '\-_ -- I] 1 . March 10~ tf 'â€"â€"'â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" â€"- 'J-*U‘1l. V ED on North :ide of Lampton Street first phaoutfido town of Durham. 0Very: thing in fiat-class Shine. good IIPW brick hon and bank bun. U acres first-01335 [indefinite orchud not out last spring. A first clan phco for toy body. Apply {0: KEELER. the Jeweler. Oct. 13th. tf. Durham, ALUABLE PROPERTY SIT ['AT‘ ED on North Side Of Lam ["011 511110? â€" ' ' ' "’ ' “U"lu, N M all I acres of good lzaruw Maud financ- ofgood cedar. m i. w "t“! by I llever failing Cm crook .Id ‘ YO": faufly “-9“ fenced in state of culhntnon, ht for tarm ma: or . Convonbnt'to church and who”! fin use. from Dnrhum. Terms to suit thé purchaser. For further particulars applv A. H. BURNETT, Aug. lbth.-â€"tf. Hopeville 1', (, August 8th. 1%. T 3. ELGIN STREET WEST on which there is: good golid Brick m_m n _A Ema EAST PARTS m LOTS House 6: Lot for Sale. Farms For Sale. fiQUSEJAND LOT ON QUEEN Park Lot For Sale. House for Sale. 'f Farm for Sale. Hogs for Sale. Farm for Sale. Sale or Rent. MACKAY DUNN. For Sale. NUMBER 13 NORTH C. ELVIDGE, Ddrhum OWEN HEFFERNAN, erden P. 0. J. L. BROWNE. tf. Photographer Prioevilp 15, 0 '. ONE TWO HAS 1" vtt'. FOR Htving Twenty in the buoineu, the Choboygan. Mich. 1+ to “tidy nll requir- wtee Ittisfaction. . the undersigned. to the peeple of DI ity thu I have pure Peter 031er the U sud am now ready :4 (or :11 kinds 0‘ Bat-61 I all here to I the pauple to know id on Ihort nomice. Darli Has a marvelJ rough skin. C plicatiuns will rouglu‘wss, aid Sionai use the the smnutllucfl CREAM 0? WI 5 and glow few moments See on: line 0‘ JNO. A. Delightful, a We can sav The good wife c 1“» to huve at but Bresd is to Th. whitest. 8‘ Indthful undo. our find fault. 1 Brea CHANGED DURHAM A FIREPCLA Goods um: We turn out . whether it’s Br and give upocii DURHAM. run“ N7": going: lik< we a1 way Urea Witcl Chemist at PRICI XODE' U DR