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"You, nor.” aid Pu, “both 08 than. In Irish Life 3nd Humor. William Huvoy gives u rnecdoto of the Irish rosdinoos in the court of law. “Now, Pu,” aid the msgintnto to un old olender, “whu brought you here “sin?” "Two policemen, nor.” was the ltcomc reply. When you went. a pleasant. physio try Chamberlain’s Stomech and LiVer Teblet. They are eesy to take and produce no gtiping or other unpleas- unt efiect. Sold at. Father’s Drug "Drunk. I suppose?” queried the mqiunto. "As a certain purgecive and stom~ och purifier Chamberlain’s stomach and Liver Teblets seem to be the ex ecr thing required, strong enough {or the meet robust, yet mild enough and safe for children and without the! terrible griping so common to most pnrgetives.” say R. S. Webster Co., Udore, Onterio. Cnneda. For sole or Puker’e Drug Store. The Exact Thing Required for Corr Inpation. Here is a goodlellowship story that is going the rounds. Give a man a ten cent cigar and he will beam allover and love you (or six years, ofler him ten cents with which to buy it for himself and he will throw it in your lace. Give a man a pass to a show and he will call you a good fellow in all the languages at his disposal; offer him the money to buy a ticket and he will call you a fool. Ask a man to your home to? take "pot luck” and he will jump at the chance; give him two dollars and; tell him to get a good meal at a cafe with your compliments and he will knock you down. The dollar is‘ mighty, hutit isn’t warm. Nothing chille hospitality and good fellowship more than a touch of cold metal. Chills and Fever, Cough, Sore and lnflamed Nose and Throat, Pains in the Limbs, Side and Chest, severe Head- aches, Night Sweats, Lassitudeâ€"should not be neglected. PSYCHINE revents and positively cures La anpe, Pneumonia and ronchitis. - [AGRIPPE *C-IJWT.I Broken Bleepâ€"Thu} In: Inning Sleep not only tests. but. builds up the bod). but down the boon of drop and you cut dnwu hed’th in the mall"! proportion. Rebuiufing than «muses. on von 30 '0 smuh. you grow med, weak and Inetched. You surely won’t “0;; at a dollar bill to cure that horrid snifleling cold? Go to any druggist and get “Catarrhozone” and your cold will he a thing of the past. There is almost witchery in the swilt way Uatarrhozone kills colds. But when you consider the penetrating, healing and antiseptic qualities of Catarrh- ozone perhaps it’s not so wondenlul. Certainly there is no remedy half so prompt lor colds and catarrh as Ca- tarrhozone. Refuse a substitute and insist on having only “Catarrhozone.” [‘0 rest in shop you must not more hodiu stronm h, more nutrition. blood. ‘henlthivr nerves. Forrozone solve. the whole problem, makes you sloop sonndlv. gives endurance, vim, nmbition. No more morning wonk- noosâ€"nbnndnnco of energy and vigor. Witchory expruus the instnnt oflect o! Forrozono; try it. eeey. "After inviting me to dine with him one evening he expleined that he wee teking life eeey, so I eccepted the invitetion end kept my eyes Open. In due time we were ushered into the dining room. My host set down with the heby on one knee which he led, end between times me his own meel. enewered e desk telephone thet wee pleced upon the teble, Wrote eeverel prescriptions during the dinn- er end elso glanced over the evening peper." Asked whet his wife was doing ell this time, "Oh,” the bech elor replied, "she poured the tee.” No quiet life of thet kind for me.” "Spanking of the strenuous life.” aids Mount Forest bachelor, who il too bony to even think of getting untried. “why I hnve nfriand in Tor- onto. . doctot, who dwnya ndvisea moto not untried nnd tnko things TRIALBOTTLEFREE Par-h all?“ 00 bottle. for!!! chgm‘r. dg¢lflmning SELL YOUR COLD FOR 8 ? PAT’S TESI‘IMONY. CASH IS COLD. 9»- 0.. (PRONOUNCED Sl-KEEN) “l A woman l1ving in a town not far ‘ from New York commissioned her husband while in the city to pur- 'chase a motto for the Sunday school. 'JAfter he had left. it suddenly oc- ;‘curred to her that she had neglected to tell him the desired inscription or the proper size of the card. Going to a near by telegraph oflice she wrote out a message to her husband con- ; taining the necessary information, 3 and handed it to the operator. It read as follows: "John Johnson, -â€"3roadway, New _' York City: On Saturday evening Mil. George Hummelhad a close 0311.:He Was driving on Division street, when the buggy became uncoupled. As the box fell to the ground. the cover turned over on Mr. Hummel. making him a prisoner. Of course the horse, a fine spirited animal, started to run away. but the driver held on and soon managed to free himself from the buggy. How he got out he knows not, but he was dragged for a block through the mud before he managed to stop the animal. Very little damage was done.â€"Post. What you need is the strengthing influence of Dr. Hamilton’s Pillsâ€" they work marvels Where the stom- ach and digestion are poor." In one day the appetite increases and the whole system is rapidly strengthen- ed No stomach Specialist could write a better prescription than Dr. Hamilton’s Pills of Mandrake and Butternut. At all dealers, in a yellow box, price 25c.. or five for one dollar ”l'nto long and One of the worst of Bron- chial Diseases, because it has the worst after-effects. The _ fi_rst_ symptoms are YOUR WORN-OUT STOMACH. Johnson ,Nâ€"Broadway, ‘ ew I ‘Twas thus; the ladv answered: 9’3 i “Alas. poor Camline Us a Child is Bonnâ€"8 fear. _» Has 0 ’er her ootic organ :3 feet Wine.” : A residence for swine.” 9 3.9 avo- any Such pain and endure the torture . of nervous headache when 250. buys la sure cure like Nerviline. A few ; drops in sweetened water brings uno gfailing relief. You feel better at : once. you’re braced up. invigorated, gheadache goes away after one dose. ;The occasional use of Nerviline pre- i vents indigestion and stomach disor- 3 dersâ€"keeps up health and strength. ‘Every women needs Nerviline and .should use it too. In 25c. bottles 5 everywhere. Pharus and the Circle of Young Canada are household works among the boys. girls and young people in thousands of homes throughout Can- uda and the British Empire School teachers and parents are also con- srant readers of the Book Club chats. nature notes, items of interest to boys, and countless letters written by members of the Circle. The in- formation given is interesting while the eflorts of the young correspon- dents in preparing their letters are helpful and inspiring. This page of The Weekly Globe and Canada Far- mer is not only entertaining but highly beneficial to its readers. It broadens their outlook. widens their sympathies and increases their know- ledge. To get the young peOple in our homes to identify themselves With an ebrt of this kind proves a strong incentive in promoting their education and in developing their characters. ’Twas at a Browning meeting. And there you might have seen, Those female Gorgone said to walk In hose ulnramarine But there was one was missing From that most learned throng; “Where is she?"-â€"towards her bosom friend The question passed along. )ARTIES ARE REQUESTED T0 keep 03' the followi lots. Tru I egg wil! be prosecuted, no outing or fix on Itching. Blind, Bloedmz or Protrndln P1100 “tugging“ 113an money it PAZO 0181‘ 381‘ Bills to cure any use. no matter of how long «standing, in 650 14 (hymFix-u .pplicaflon (1.?“ .889 and rest. 600. If your (human built it .9 in mp3 sad it will 101:0!!!“ pout-paid by Paris Medicine 00.. St. 140018, Mo. â€".â€" .4" 0.0-, 0â€"; a- A GUARANTEED CUBE FOR FILES Notice to Trespassers. FOR THE BOYS AND GIRLS. WHY DO WOMEN SUFFER? When a Spade is not a Spade Mr. Den H. Firth hes returned to his duties with McFarlend, Stefiord Co., Mnrkdele. Dnn’e two weeke nt home agreed with him and he takes up his work ngein much recup- ernted in heelth. . A party wee given in: Thur-day evening}! gunned Ire. Joe. Firth. A few of. “colder people won nos- em dong with the young folk. ad a very pl'uun‘t. "Quin; was spun. The old timo duos: Wood an and gain throughout; the «only; .ggnhmcod very much tho light. on- “A small boy,” the story runs “had climbed up onto a stalk to see one particularly large cob. On turning and attempting to regain mother earth, he discovered that the stalk was gatng heavenward laster than he could go earthward. His father.see- ing his danger, called several work- men. who attempted to chop it down but so last was the corn growing, they couldn’t hit twice in one place. An ax, slipping from the hands of one of the workmen, laid the father low, and after eight day s’ eufiering, he died and went to heaven. Arriving at the penriy gates. he was admitted by St. Peter, who.efter presenting him with the crown end harp that was to be his foreverrnore. made him ucquninted with the chair he was to occupy. Thinking this n proper time to inquire the whereu- houte of his son, he naked. giving 3 description of the boy. if he hnd yet entered the heavenly reelm. l‘here wee e denoing perty at Mr. Geo. Staples on Wedneadey night. Those who were present report u very good time. "No.” snid St. Peter. casting his eyes over the Ledger, “he’s not. here, but a boy answering his description passed through here just. e week ego to-dey on a oornetdk.” Mr. Babb. Ector Sr., was oomowhu under the author for u few days. but is now improving nicely. Mr. Alex McLean, whom we re- ported lesc week on Inflering with tnflemmetion of the eye. hoe gone to the hospital for further treatment. Mr. Chas. Cotton is named with Mr. Robs, Ector u. present. Fortv-five years nine months and three days previous to the 11th inst. Mr. Jacob E. Burrows first saw the light of day and on the above men. tionsd date, in the town of Paisley he calmly fell asleep. Mr. Burrows was born in this village where he grew to manhood. He chose teach- ing school as his profession. He taught in what is known as Robert- son’s school. Normanby. and Allan’s school, Egremont, after which he on- tered mercantile life in Conn fora short time. He again entered the teaching profession becaming prin- cipal ol Hepworth Public School. For the pest number of )ears he has occupied the position of teacher in the second divreion oi the Paisley school. On account of serious illness caused by rheumatism he was com- pellsd to give up his work last vaca- tion. He leaVee to mourn his lose his wife and two sons and two daugh ters besides five brothers and four sisters. The remains were interred The petition asking that a vote on local Option be submitted to the rate- payers of this municipality. has been circulated and largely signed and will be presented to the township council at the next sitting. The Western corn crop is full to overflowing, and many are the tales coming from the land of the setting sun. Corn grows fast, and this year is outdoing itself. Mr. T. J. Jordon, general mer- chant 0! this village, has made an assignment for the benefit of his creditors to Mr. Geo. '1‘. Calder. A meeting of the creditors hes been called to take place on the 16th inst. when we trust such satisfsctory nr- rangements will be made thet the business may be continued by him. Mr. A. Meyer’s new residence is about complete and. we understand. he lel move in next. week. Mr. Alex. Mitchell returned from New Ontario on Friday of last week. Alex. had spent two weeks in the land of the moose but failed to secure any of the monarchs of the forest having had to content himself with " seeing tracks.” He has since gone to Drnmbo where he has secured a position as night operator for the G. '1‘. R. there. Messrs. Reg. Hunt and Geo. W31- ker went to Stanford last. week but returned Friday. (Crowded out bet week.) Mr. S. '1‘. Orchsrd hes taken one himself the women of his choice in the person of Miss Marthe Pollock. of this village., The nuptiel cere- mony was performed or the residence of the groom. on Wedneedey morn- ing 8th inet.. by the Rev. C. P. Holmes. They immedietely left per morning train on at short honey- moon trip, returning on Saturday evening. Miss Charlotte Pollock left last Wednesday to spend the winter with her brother at Niagara. in the Mount Forest cemetery on Tuesday afternoon. We extend our sincere sympathy to the bereaved friends in this the hour of their eor. row. THE CORN CROP. Edge Hill. Holstein. 0.0 .-â€"¢ Take Care of Your Horses Feet ..... INSURANCES PLACED in No. 1 Com- panies at low rates. DEBTS COLLECTED. BUSINESS DIFFICULTIES arranged. C. P. R. TICKETS for sale toall points. Always ”apt-Never Negllgcut. MONEY TO LOAN ut lowest rates. 1U) ACRES. south-west of Varney. in NOR- MANBY. An extra good farm and well improved. Owner anxnoue to go West. 150 ACRES. BENTINCK. north 0! Allan Pink. Well improved and offered very c enp. 125 ACRES on lBth Concession of NOR- MANBY. Well improved and well located Ufi‘ered cheep. Will rent if not sold. 1“) ACRES. BENTINCK. near Rocky San wen. Good farm with good timber ill sell cheap. DURHAM RESIDENCE, belonging to Mr J. L. BOrowno. photographer. offered at snap price. THE HANOVER CONVEYANCER All accounts owning the undersigned must. be mid on or bolero the 30:}: Nov. or then will ho placed in court. for collection. adding coon. NEW ADVERTISEMENT. H. H. Miller We Make Men Manly in their appeal-~- ance. Use men right, and they will act the man in return. We enâ€" deavor to suppy tlre Latest; Patterns, 1 Shades, and Best Quality to be had for the money An up-toâ€"date garment in style, and workman- ship. Anything you wantâ€"trom the heavy, wearing Tweed, to the finest quality in Cheviot, Serge, and Worsted, 1n Fancy, Black or Blue. J. L. FLARITY In Men’s Furnishings we are right up-to-date in flats and Caps, Working or Fancy Shirts, Ties, Collars, Sox, ’ Gloves, Umbrellas, Suspenders, Underwear, Sweaters. In fact everything that is found in an upto- date furnishing Store. 0 MORE GUESS WORK. in levelling end belenc. in; your horse's foot I heve the Scientific Hone Face Leveller which le the leteet end but contrivende for thet pcrpoee end will? gnuectee utiekctlcn. . W. GUTHRI E. PRICES RIGHT Give us a call and be satisfied. We Guarantee Now offers the following : Merchant Tailor. H. H. MILLER. W. E. Tumour.» l 3-yea- old that. 1 pr. 2-ymoold ”can, 1 pr. yourling noon. 1 2-year old colt filly-n bounty, 100 uound oodtr (one. post- u 80 «oh, purchas- or to haul thorn. 2pd. B. T. Emum, Ebordnlo. é TWO LOTS IN THE TOWNSHIP OF 3 GLENELU will be sold:~ither together or ' sepantely. Each con prises 1w acre-s and on each there is a good house. These farms are about. seven mules from Durham and are oflered for sale very cheaply. One is nem- ly all in grass and would suit. anyone kn k mg tor a grass firm. For {umber [amou- u'o abolv h Strnyed to the premieee of the undersigned. lot 36. Con. 2. E. G. B... on or shoot. the 7th November. e white now. Owner may heve ume by proving prOperty. penny ex. peneee end teking her any. Nov. 11-4 pd Ju. Amman Ix. M319 or 1' ‘emnlo. béldin-g' COI’Uficam. duties to com W. J. KERNEY. Wuulby. Ont. F088. 8. NO. 13, BENTINCK. male or fomsle. Duties to commence Jan. 1%. Aprlv. outing uh to {UGH R. RIDQ LL._ pu; N BRUCE S'l‘., DURHAM, NEW brick house, 30x32; 25 storeys high; double cellar. cement floor in one half, furnace in the other half. Small burn with stone stable under- neath. Convenient to station. Furniture Factory and Cream Separator Works. Will sell cheap to quick purchaser The owner is going West. For further particulars apply to Wu. LEGGE'l'l‘ls, J une 1L tt. Box 92, DURHAI. A FIRE STOCK FARM 4 miles from Durham. with nice- brick home. Mane foun. datinn barn. pod ten-es. abundance «if water. The “mun comprises 150 arm of land, of uhich marly all is cultivable. The 0“ nor is yning up firming and the property is ofl'c-Jednt a sacrifice to a quick purchaser. Uuly emu“ pa uncut required OT 51, 52, 53â€"Sideroud 50, 1} miles north of l’riceville. ‘arm in first class condition. Gnod buildings wiih running stream mnvenient to the burn. For further particulars appiv to DUGALU U. MCLACIILAN. Jan. “ZS-ti. Priceville PJO. .l of Saddler street §n the Town at Dur- ham. in the county of Grey, containing 4 ncres more or less. For terms and particu- lars applv to J. P. TELFORD, Dec. 2.â€"-tf. Vendor’s Solicitor. Durhnm. 1 Durban. Fuur lots on the “QRâ€"“£8: Albert Street, for private residences. Now is the tiqne to get these lots. For further infornmtlon tpplv to ARK LOT NUMBER 13 NORTH 0f Slddlfil‘ street in the Town of "In. ' mm: runs 01“ L015 ”2 AND 63, Bentinck. COM. 2. W. G. R,. ud- iuininu the Corporation of the Town of Durham. The tnrln (-uimists of 425 acres -about. 4 acres woodland. the baluwe un- der grass. Comfortable, dwelling and atuud comfortable outbuildings. (Small orchard. J out the kind of place for a dairy farmer or market gardener. Sold at right prion and on any terms m the proprietor in. tends going west and wishes to dibpuse of it. U about six miles from Durham. Gnod title. l’uoneumou at once. Good land. Must be sold. For particulars apply to H. BURNETT. Proprietor Jan. 20. 1905.â€".u'. DURHAM, Om J. P. TELFORD. Durban J. M. HUNTER. Durhun. April 12. lawâ€"til 10W I] . J J W. CRAWFORD. Also several building lots. N__THE CENTRAL PART OF House and Lot For sale RICK 03 FRAMEâ€"APPLY 'I‘O N THE GARAl-‘RAXA ROAD qoon conqn'rum DWELL- Good Farm for Sale. Town Lots for Sale. For Sale At lot 8, con. 7. Glenolg. Teacher Wanted. Park Lot For Sale. For Sale or Rent. Houses for Sale. House For Sale. sqnogn 3301101: no. Farms For Sale. Farm i‘uz' bale. 80W STRAYED ”V! I {Away anx; 4. ndor’s S'blic'gtonJ 06.653611. burial: One of A 2.. Some (”ln‘imh‘ «:Iu- x metallic In In Swim.- aloe: run luuk 31> {a month and even the tilt]. and. curiously one of the mauusvl'ipt NI. the forget scribe, “ a bronze pen in a 'wav ___-, case of the mnuuxc-iim ef liuiwrt d'Ar- tots. the forget scribe, is said to have .4 a bronze pen in order to disguise III writing and make his deception more safe. A Roman metal pen is In to have been found at Aosta. not C mere stylus. but a bronze pen slit. In there is some evidence of a pen 8 read of bronze nearly as early an ID Invention of printing in the fit- w century. More than a hun- “ years ago some steel pens Were .40 in Birmingham for Dr. Priestly. Id some of these placed into the ”I of Sir Josiah Meson in his early M Dome of these placed luw an: M of Sir Josiah Mason in his early ”I with 311'. Harrison, but all seem to h" been lost. The first pen of metal fl and of the first quarter of the last ”I" tint metallic pens became “'0 wall, in use. In the “Local ” all Queries" in tLe Birming- "Not a sage patient has because of his or her poverty. m” but these were evu In. only. Ind it was not ‘ m and of the first quarter m" tint metallic pc: CONFEIIIZBATIIW LII I Asuh: : t l u; \ 1n luv 1M.” non generally in use. m and Queries" in 110 ”mung- hm Weekly Post definite widence I” nnd more commonly ' it 'u about 1823 and 18:24 that the -“t revolution came by wL-iwh polls van made by a cheaper pror‘vwvme u screw press which plfl“1\l me‘ . M steel toned into tulm (ash: Ind the joint formed the slit, bu ”I new considerable labor t; u. {hm Into pen form. The 118‘ -. ;-. It!" pneu belongs to the ' \ John W2, Joseph Gill --J. K. Macdohald, Esq Association, in s. , -â€"Minnio I hon Bishop of Selkirk. Caribou! remittance ($10.00,- hcmewith end sympathy for the summers. in othel and for your institulmu here." Centribntions may be Uttiond Sanitarium Ass Mfin Committee, To: [OVEMBER 23 1905 T1 Patients are a million, and T-li \'I'I(0\' work M ETA! am pleas Iliuthwl mbcr on! no 1111‘ Cd .1 for ( 9' *unas ndue )C( klatc anada’s Urea‘ Free Hospi ttee. Toronto, far W GDOU‘ Mala sent t 1th TS in the