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BULLâ€"BRED F3615 Etcgkâ€"jaged 14 mos. 4w..- Farm for Sale. m buildings and content?» nd contents in towns and 711‘ 'ything in a dwelling is poverpd Contents of out-buildmxs ur the farm produce general]?- ive stock from fire or 118mm Inge of insurance at the 10'9“ bur msunnce ex ires this”! rou to insure in e Syaenhu. rd to RIL 19, d brick h arafraxa St furnace: e and l H. McFAYDEN. [TABLISHED 1869.} Mice and Cedar. 32 ST.. DL'RHAM. NEW 01159. 303132: 2% storeys 9 cellar. cement floor In u'nace in the other half. with stone stable under- n venien t, to station. Factory and Cream "ax-ks. \Vill sell cheap to set The awner is going ale or to Rent. by Farm for Sale r Sale. m Dart s For Sale. Ft RNITURE c. and Maple... 5ORDON, Durham. Mutual Fire Ins. Co. ’kâ€"aged 14 mas Building lot on j ace St. Abblv Wanted Kltcnen and furnace 1 woodshed; hard and 5 acre ground with bear- good barn. Also some ’ lots. well watered- particulars apply on FRAMEâ€"APPLY To v. CRAWFORD. a tor Sale. 0t WM ARM 4 miles from ck house. stone foun- antes. abundance of comprises 150 acres '13' all is cultivable. ap farming and the a sacrifice to a qgich .11 payment required EATON, Prep, 3POXONA P, Q -ot For sale Lars apply to LEGG ETTE or red. Well fenced, )3”) ani implg. : orchard, about 1, four acres in w be bad after ticulars apply to yREs. 3mm; R . Glenelg alarms in good owxsmp 0F 31' er together or s 100 acres and 3. These farms )urham and are 7. One is near. t. anyone 190k- urther part1“? Rent. Ti 13 NORTH DURHAia P 0. DUNN, 's Solicitors 9211’!) um. mar ELFORD citor. Durham. Sale. COND CON- Town of Dut- . containing! 3 and particu- 136 of uppert far Sale his apply to FORD, :er. Durham. “3.12033. v, m the IV (D s thh barn. o, 1} f nine r town. lights. urnace )‘h Good Must 1RD 'fl 0! [HEAD mm GROCERIES THE T\V'() HIGHEST GRADES OE MANITOBA 51' AND A RD and WE Sewing Machines Malone Senaraims Farm and Garden Seeds. MATTHEWS LATIMER The Sherlock Organs Frost Wood Implements New.... Resolutions GROCERIES . CAMPBELL, Agent. )URHAM. Flour Feed. C. McArthur Candy : Chocolates, and Molasses Kisses, Lemon. Cinna- mon, \V’intergreen and Peppermint Sticks, Hore Hound, Peppermint Loz- enges, Assorted Corals, (‘ocoatines and Butter Scotch Suckers â€" mon- stersâ€" containing four more sucks than any other sucker. Groceries : Fancy Cakes: APRIL 19, 1906 Government Standard Timothy and Clover. THEOBALDS OLD STAND. Every person makes more or less ‘° good resolutions ” at the beginning of a. new year. Les one of them be that you have resolved to buy your Fig Tarts. Graham \Vaf- ers, Molasses Snafim Le- mon Snaps. City 1: Fruit Biscuits, Jelly Fingers, and delicious crisp Soda Biscuits in £02.00 packages from DC per package. All lines of Groceries fresh, and prices correct. If you cannot do the shopping vourself, send your cizi‘wh'en, and you may be quy assured that nothing inferior is ever pulmed off on a. child in this store. From as. We always keep a well assorted stock on hand, and at the lowest possible prices. You will alwavs find our Groceries fresh and clean. S. SCOTT of all kinds for the Farm, the Home and the Dairy. DURHAM, ONT. AGENCY. DURHAM Ugilvie's Royal a Household Keewatin Five I Hoses 5 per barrel. ONTARIO E Quit your nonsense, be quit with your zammon ‘; ’ The question is simple and broad : Shall we observe the mandates of Mammon 0r obey the mandates of God ? Let’s talk this thing over without any shammin’. And not like humbugs or frauds; The Sunday Sabbath is the Sabbath of Mammon. But the Saturday Sabbath is God’s. We’re almost as bad as the children of Ammon. \Ve’re as like them as peas in their pods; W’e’re run by the laws manufactured by Mammon. And not by the one’s that are God’s. It’s quite common with peOple Whose digestion is poor. Immediate relief follows the use of Nerviline. Stomach is strengthened. digestion is made perfecc, lasting cure results in every case. Use Polson’s Nervi- line once and you’ll neirer be with- out it becwse every type of stomach disorder is conquered by a. few doses. One 25c. bottle of Nerviline always convinces. Sold everywhere for the pan fifty years. The bride looked charming in silk eoliene trimmed with silk tucked pointe de esprit and russe and carried a bouquet of white carnations and maiden hair fern. After the nuptial knot was tied by Rev. Myers. of Bervie, and many congratulations were extended to the couple. about ninety guests repaired to the dining. room which was suitably decorated with evergreens and partook of a sumptuous repast. The remainder of the evening was spent in games. music and social intercourse. It seems to me there's a lot of flim- flammin’. And the talk is coming in wads; But the question is this: Shall the by-laws of Mammon O’erride a mandate of God’s? A pretty house wedding took place at the home of Mr. Samuel Avery‘ Armow, on Tuesday evening, March 26th, when his daughter Miss Lavina was united in the bonds of holy mat- rimony to Mr. Richard J. Allan, of Varney. Precisely at six o’clock to the Strains of Mendelsshon’s March by Miss Tena Shewfelt. the bride leaning on the arm of her father en tered the drawingroom and tons her place beside the groom, who stood under an arch of evergreens orna- mented with lovers knots of white ribbon. Little Miss Clara, siseer of the bride dressed in white silk acted as flower girl, and Miss Reta Collins a niece as ring bearer. Among those from a. distance were Misses Lena. and Edith Ailan and Mr. '1‘. Allan. of Varney. Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Best. of Palmerston, Mrs. F. Trickey, of Detroit. Mr and Mrs. Bert Isard and Mrs. A. Isard. of Kin- crrdine. The esteem in which the bride and groom were held was shown by the costly and numerous presents re- ceived. The happy couple left for their fu- ture home in Varney on Thursday, taking with them the best wishes for along and prOSperous life. .0 won a that ox‘tho caskets can with oven m HAVE YOU HEARTBURN? THE LORD’S DAY ACT SouveNiR RANfifis' -â€"The Khan in Toronto Star. ALLAN-AVERY Kate Cochrane, Agent, Durham, Ont. The Gurney. Tilden Company flanuhcturers Hamilton Toronto Montreal Winnipeg Vat-nonma- are ”famous Tor R Thor superior cooking G qvalitics and simple confirudion A Sovveuik‘RAaee. is an Theft aTirsT Class range should be : The bcsTon Th: market ATIHE AND COAL SAVER - USED IN THOUSANDS OF CANADIAN HOMES firm: scounen 01‘ CONSUMPTION. Duplcx Granâ€"cs, Aerated oven1 Rocked Tops, Direct Draft Pampcr, and special firchx all combiné in making Savvenin Rmacs No child. man or woman is safe from consumption unless their blood is pure, rich and nourishing. Allow the blood to become thin. and immediately the whole syetem grows weak. The lungs are deprived of resisning power and the ever-pres em: tubercular baccilli develops. Thousands are Dyingâ€"if Tired, Lan- gnid or Run-Down Get Protec- tion Before Too Late. The mos: positive iprotbction against consumption is Ferrozone. which restores the blood to fun strength. Weak organs are instant- ly strengthened. Worn-out tissues are rebuilt. New life is given to the lungs and all danger to! consumption is deStroyed. Mrs. E. J. Richardson. Manotick. 00%. tells as follows of her enormous gain in health from Ferrozone: “For two years I was not well. I was thin and anaemic. Towards sprint,r I fell into a condition of nervous ex- hausrion. A dead tiredness hung over me like a load of lead. House work ol anv kind I simply couldn’t do. A bad cough developed that worried me greatly for I thought it might be'tubercular. \Vhen I first. read of Ferrozone I was convinced it was good. I took it regularly f.r eight weeks and the change in my condition was wonderful. My cheeks filled out and became clear and rosy I gained eight pounds and now am strong and vigorous as possible.” John AleXander Dowie has been depoaed from his leadershipin tha- Church of Zion City, beingaccused «if exaggeration, hypocricy, misrepre seunation exaggeration, tyranny, iu~ justice and :he P’wmching of polygamy. The readers of this paper will be glad to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrb being a constitutional disease, re. quires a constitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken inter- nally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the consti- tution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers that they oEer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for liSt of testimonials. Ferrozone feeds. nourishes and tones up the bodyâ€"it sends the thrill and vim of robusc health from head to {oatâ€"makes you fell better at once. VVon’t you use Ferrozane? Price 50¢. per box. or six boxes for $2 5'), at all dealers, or N. C. Poison 00., Hartford, Conn.. U. S. A., and Kingston, Oat. FARM 'ro Ramaâ€"The 2nd and 3rd divisions of lot 16. Glenelg, County of Grey. 100 acres, about 70 acres clear- ed and under cultivation. Apply to Angus McKinnon or J. P. Telford. Durham. 5â€"3t. Sold by all Druggists. 75c. Take Hall’s Family Pills for con stipation. Adiress F. J. CHENEY Co., Our pox-sons! guarantee We have Souvenir Bulges on vici.‘ $100 Reward. $100. DURHAM CHRONICLE Toledo, 0. Gran rye». Acts of Parliament Abound With Ab- surditicsâ€"Examples‘Showing Mem- bers’ LafiSes Into Ambiguity. The British Parliament can abolish any institution in the country â€"the throne. the church. the courts of jus- ticeâ€"and can ever extinguish itseif. “It can do anything,” said Lord Palm- erston when Prime Minister, “but turn a man into a woman or a woman into a man." But, adds a writer in The Grand Mazine. it is often unable to "make sense" of the statutes in which it embodies its authority. One of the ludicrous enactments-t0 be found in acts of Parliament is the statute for the rebuilding Of ChelmS- ford Jail. The bill as originally drafted provided that prisoners should be con- fined in the old jail until the new one was built. But in committee a clause was added to the effect that the new prison should be constructed out of the materials of the old. and ‘the bill be- came a law before anybody detected this glaring absurdity. Then there is the “fifty-second of George 11.. chapter 5146." which enacts 'that the penalty imposed under it shall be given half to the King and half to the poor of the parish. After the act had been passed it was discovered that the penalty which the act provides is transportation for fourteen years. 'The first intention was that the penalty should be a fine of £500. On second 'thought Parliament substituted a term of penal servitude. but it forgot to omit the clause providing for the division of the spoils between the King and his in- digent subjects. Again. the Dariing’ton improvement act of 1872 has a “definition" which it would puzzle the most astute lawyer to explain. It reads, “The term ‘new building’ means any building pulled or burned to or within ten feet of the sur- face of the adjoining ground.” Such mistakes are due to climsiness or carelessness. ()thers as amusing arise from the use or misuse of tech- nical language. Even the lay member tries to copy the.jargon of the lawyers, and ‘the result frequently is that he confuses every one, including himself. One amendment ’proposed by such a member was worded as follows: “Every dog found trespassing on inclosed land unaccompanied by the registered own- er of such dog or other person, who shall on being asked for his true name and address, may be then and there de- stroyed by such occupier or by his or- ders.” But this gem of meaningless rhetoric was not passed. Peers of the realm as well as the humble commons are not above laps- ing into ambiguity. A certain noble lord in committee on the agricultural holdings biil put down this startling notice: A Model‘s Request. Sir Edwin Landseer once had a model who said to him: “Sir Ed’n, I sees from the papers as you of’n dines with Her Gracious Majesty at Buckingham Pal- ace. Now, Sir Ed‘n, my missis is a. rare good washer, and it next time you dines with Her Majesty you would just prevail on her to give my missis her washing it would set us up, it would.” It is not stated whether the request was ever put to Her Majesty. ‘To ask 'the Government whether they will consider the practicability of in- troducing some provision fn‘ alleviat- ing the great hardship now suffered by th: family of any clergyman if he dies \' l e occupying his glebe. as many . .yymen have lately found themselves can ctantly compelled to do." It is related of him that once in the House of Commons he began a speech with the words, “Sugar, Mr. Speaker," and then, observing a smile to prevail in the audience. he paused, looked around and with a loud voice, rising in its notes and swelling into vehement anger, he is said to have pronounced again the word “sugar" three times and, thus quelled the House and extin- guished every appearance of levity o'r laughter, turned round and disdainful- 1y asked, “'Who will laugh at sugar Phrases From Scott and Others. In spite of Scott‘s popularity few people remember that from “Old Mor- tality’ we have “A sea of upturned faces.” and Byron is never thanked for “Flesh and blood can‘t bear it.” The “Most humorous and least exemplary of British parsons" is known to have thought “They order things better in France" and “God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb," but we seldom credit him with “I saw the iron enter into his soul." Yet that keen image of grief, so often on our lips, may also be found in the “Sentimental Journey.” Cowper is comparatively little read, the immortal “John Gilpin” always except- ed. Therefore we may be forgiven if the source of “Hand and glove” or “Her dear 500 friends" has slipped our mem- ories. The same may be said of Rog- ers‘ “To know her was to love her,” now ? I married a widow who had a grown- up daughter. My father visited us of- ten, fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her. Thus he became my son-in-law, and my stepdaughter be- came my mother. because she was my father‘s wife. Soon after this my wife gave birth to a son, which of course was my father’s son-in-iaw and my uncle, f-ir he was the brother of my step-mother. My father's wife also be- came the mother of a son. He was of course my brother and also my grand- child, for he was the son of my daugh- ter. Accordingly my wife was my grandmother. because she was my mother’s mother. I was my. wife‘s hus- band and grandchild at once, and, as the husband of a person’s grandmother is his grandfather. I became my own grandfather.â€"Magazine of Fun. Congreve's “Married in haste and re- pent at leisure." Farquhar’s “Over the hills and far away" and Southey’s “March of intellect.” Sir Philip Sidney, who was poet, philosopher and, best of all, hero. should share a. better fate. How many can tell that it was he who first said in English, “God helps those who help themselves?”â€"â€"Cornhill Mag- azine. “Sugar” In Parliament. The Encyclopaedia Britannica is authority for the following account of the speeches delivered in the House of Commons by the elder Pit’t, afterward Earl of Chatham: A Famiiy Mix Up. This always seemed to me a very funny story: QUEER ENGLISH 'LAwS. 9n Spring Term ‘OpensApr. 2 The undersigned having been restored to health by simple means. after suffering for several years with a severe lung affection. and that dread disease Consumption, is anxious to make known to his fellow sufferers the menus of cure. To those who desire it. he will cheerfully send, free or charge, a Copy of the prescription used. which they will find a sure cure for Consumption. Asthma. Chatarrh. Bronchitis and all throat and lung Maladies. He hopes alleutferers willtry his remedy as it is invaluable. Those desiring r-hevprescription, which will cost them nothing and may prove a blessing, will please address Rev. EDWARD A. WILSON.Bmoklyn.N°w York o w‘umMmb‘v‘O The Bread Bill We Satisfy . . . Our Customers 2 yards long. 27-inches wide. 2.1. yards long, 27-inches wide, 2g yards long, 30 inches wide, 3 yards long. 37-inches wide. 3.1: yards long. 37-inches wide, 3.1.- yards long, 50-inches wrde. 3.1: yards long; 54-incbes wide, 54 inches wide. 25c g_y_arc_l. American Press-Cut Glass Preserve Dishes, something hne, 200 and 30c each. Crystal and Gold Imitation Cut Glass,','.4 ' piece Table Sets, $1.75 each- Double Glass Egg Cups, 75c a dozen. China Egg Cups, 30c dozen. Best Nest Eggs, 2 for 5c. While we make a Specialty of bread. we also bake manv other nice things such as Cakes. Doughnuts, Cookies, Buns. Pies. etc.. etc. Alwavs fresh. OILCLO'I‘H. Table Oilcloth. 4inches wide, 25c yard. Floor Oilcloth, 1. 1g and 2 yards wide, 25c a square yard. NEW PRINTS and GIXGHAMS now in. The Big 4 SHEETING. Heavy Twilled. Cotton Sheeting, "2-inches Wlde, 250 a yard. Large 11-4 size Flannelette Blankets, grey and wlnse, $1.20 a pair. .}Iodel Bakery. Content vourenlf in the ordin- ary walks of life when you can better vour condition by taking a' course in this school? We give a thorough, practical edu- Cation and asqiszr, our graduates to good poaitions. \Vrite for particulars. CALDER BLOCK HE SELLS CHEAP T0 CONSUMPTIVES. Why Should You G. H. STINSON Elliott Mclachlan PRINCIPALS. Call and See Us. . H. BEAN {fizz-,JgLEZm STRATFORD. ONT. Is one OUR customers are always glad to pay. So well that they like to Spend their money here. LACE CURTAINS. TABLE LINEN. DISHES. 081inches wide, 500 yard. Copypxcni‘i Durham. Ont. 3a mm. 11 .70 a pair. pair. pair. pair. pair. pair. pair. Ogilvie’s Royal Household Flour $5.25 Per Barrel. Other High Grade Flour, per bbl., a $4.75 and $5.00. Confections and Canned Goods Always in Stock. DURHAM BAKERY PUFF PASTES, LADY FINGERS, MACCAROONS, CREAM PUFFS, AND MINCE PIES The school is thorouhly equipoed in teach' abihty, in clumical a mi electrzcal supplim an fittings, etc., for full Junior Leaving and lattic- ulatioa work. The folio wing competent; era! are in charge: W. WATSON MISS FLOSSIE MCKERRACIIER. FirstChu )eroiiica'e and third yoar undergraduate of Quecsn’s University, Science. Hisbot‘y and. Gao- graphy. Intending students should enter at. the begun ning of the term if possible. Board 03. 1 be ob- talnedat reasonable rates. Durham 18 a health and active town, making it a. most. desirab place of residence. MISS L. M. FORFAR. Classics, Modem ant English. Fees. $1.00 per month. WM. JOHNSTON. C. R All Kinds of Field and Garden Seeds. The People’s Grocery AND PROVISION STORE No. 1 Fancy Red Clover. No. 1 Common Red Clover. No. 1 Mammoth Red Clover. No. 1 Alsike Clover. No. 1 Alfalfa Clover. No. 1 Timothy Seed. Local Timothy Seed. MB. A Glover and Timothy Seeds DURHAM SCHOOL. High Class Wedding Bands A SPECIALTY . THOS. ALLAN. 181 Class Certificate, Frill. Ask us how to get. an Ogilvie Give us a call. Prices right. to order on shortest notice. $5.25 Per Barrel. For Government Standard STAFF AND EQUIPMENT. Fivea Roses Flour lex. Beggs Suns DURHAM, ONT. Chairman Cook Book Free C. RAMAGE,