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Cheap as soon as they no pub. lisbed. neccssary {or school open- Pens, Pencils, Etc. text Books Scribble”, Exercise Books, note Books, r ’(h. pair...lf’.ng’ 60 STERNALL ¢ Fur an attractive appearance and fuel - savinw Stm e uxzimine (1111' li11e,:1sp1ices are in reach of all. Best Machine Oil 25c. Coal Oil 15c. and 13c. 'l‘rmig'hing and Repairinv . specialtv. Let us install a. Pump and SinkD in 30111' kitchen. CALL AND SEE US . H. BEAN Do Uneeda STOVE E’ have a full supply of Lace Curtains ing. 'oooooo Galdar’. Block $1.00 All up-to-date flour and feed ana grocers keep our flour for sale. If your grocer does not keep it. come to the (£11m and we will use you right. ”II -h. -__ L . u . -- A Call us up by" tél‘e’bh'gt‘lelNug. gas“. A" 1‘1"" °‘ “"33! bought at mm Chopping Done Every Day Special Reduction on Flour in 5 and 10 Bag Lots. Goods delivered anywhere in town. [a made from selected winter wheat md is a superior article for making pastry, etc. Our pure Manitoba. flour, made from No. 1 Manitoba wheat cannot be beat for either bakers or domestic use TH E PPeopIe’s Mills A blend of; Manitoba. and § Ontulo wheat and is a. strictly first class family flour _ n, . was it possesses. Better and more whoiesmne. bncnuse of a secret process A small nrlmge bag at a. fine gram, white. nutritious flour, is sold as our brand. Have you ever triad it? Get your grocer to give you our kind next time and see the superior baking qual- ities it possesses. Better and more ...L -Q Located in Toronto,ofl‘ers beet inducements to young men and women who wish to qual- ify promptly for assured posi- tions in business emcee at fair salaries. Write for new cata- logue. W. H. Shaw. prin- cipal, Yonge and Gerrard Ste. Business College PASTRY FLOUR ENTRAL SOVEREIGN ECLIPSE Avoid alcoholic and capsicum 'tonics‘ which burn hair and scalp. Use Beeline, a bear’s grease pour- ade. which feeds the roots, and makes hair grOW. The fourth, Ire broke into a roar, The fifth; his waistband split, The sixth, he burst five buttons of! And tumbled in a fit. Ten days and nights. with sleep- less eyes, I watched the wretched man, And since, I 'never dare to write As funny as I can. ‘ Oliver Wendell Holmes. 1 I wrote some lines once on a time, In wondrous merry mood, And thought, as usual, men would say, They were exceeding good. They were so queer, so very queer, I laughed as I would (lie, Albeit, in the general way, A sober man was I. I called my servant, and he came, How kind it was of him, To mind a slender man like me, He of the mighty limb. “These to the printer,” I exclaimed And in my humorous Way, I added,â€"â€"as a trifling jest, “There’ll be the ‘devil to pay.” He took the paper and I watched And saw him peep within, - At the first line ”he read, his face Was all open the grin. He read the next; the grin grew broad, And shot from ear to ear, He read the third, a chuckling nonse, I now began to hear. “Such puns are barley tolerable, they amaize us, they arouse our righteous corn, and they turn the Dublic taste a-rye.”â€"Norristown Herald. “We don’t care a straw What She zkespeare saidâ€"a rose. by any other name would not smell as Wheat.”â€"Arkansaw T2avoller. 2 “We ”have .‘made an out of the above.”â€"Burlington Hawkoyo. Among newspaper humorists, the pun is dying rout. In the old days, the good old days, the Burlington Hawkeye man and the Nox'z'istown Herald man, and the Arkansaw Traveller man would pun at each other like this. Every Latin master likes to tell his boys two ’puns. The first is a panning derivation of restaurant-â€" Res, 3 thing; Taurus, a bull; a bully thing.” The other is a deri- vation of virginâ€"“Vir, a man; gin, a trap: a many-trap.” Dr. Johnson said that the pun was the lowest order of wit; but to this Goldsmith repiied: “ The pun, in oi‘aor ”words, is the founda- tion of wit.” The best pun in the English lam- guage is Tom Hood’s. He went and told the sexton, And the sexton tolled.the bell. The worst pun is that of the man who fell into a ditch and rose with the remark: “How very ditch- tressing.” All old people suffer from at- tacks of sudden exhaustion, weak heart action and prvostmtion. The best aid in such cases is Forrovim. the invigorating tonic. which is preparpd from fresh loan beef, Ci- trate of Imn ‘amd pure 0H Spanich Sherry "Wine. It stimnIatos the digestion and strengthens the whole body. $1.00 a bottle I Tom Small a former well-known .citizen of Kincardin-e, who some years ago came to Walkerton to exchange his civilian clothes for a prison garment, and who has since been numbered with Bruce County’s convicts, recently fell in his cell and sustained a severe scalp wound. The unfortunate man is afflicted with locomotar ataxia a nervous disease which renders his limbs almost pIOWUI‘lt» s and he falls ’about the cell like one in a drunken stupor. The stone floor of his cell has given him many a hard bump, and is sail to have been painted red with gore during his recent serious fall. In better 'uays Small committed. the prodigal‘s mistake, and riot- ously tossed his last nickel over the polished lumber of the bar- room. Broken in health and for- tune, he was finally gatheiwd inI as a vagrant, and the. four walls of the Walkerton jail is the kind of scenery that he daily «opens and closes his eyes upon. His fate. has been a tragic one, and his posi- tion in the jail is a pathetic one. Small is 'a living witness of man’s inhumanity to man. A nervous Wreck in his prison cell, he might easily stand as the “horrible ex- ample” to frighten people. away from the distiller’s poisonâ€"Bruce Times. The Height of Thq Ridiculous. The Standard has been reliably in- formed that on Monday night of last weea a steer was brought into town suffering from what appeared to he an advanced stage of lump-jaw. The animal is said to have had a sack tied over its neck presumably to prevent its enlarged jaw from being seen. but it Was noticed by several Citizens who were curious enough to endeavor to ascertain what was being done with the animal. It was taken to the cattle pen in the G. P. R, yards, where it was tied, and during the night was re- mowd. Where it was taken, or by whom. the local authorities have been unable to asceatain, but are determin- ed to find out if possible. The die- appearance of this diseased animal, and possibility that it Was killed and the meat sold should be made the sub- ject of a thorough investigation not only by the local but by the provincial authorities asit is a serious matter. There is an opening for some interest- ing detective work in connection with this case.â€"Markdale Standard. A CONVIC 1‘ INJURED. UPON THE PU N. Who Got This Meat? THE DURHAM CHRONICLE Previous to the recent entrance examinations held here, a little daughter of one of our esteemed citizens decided that she wanted to try the exam. Her parents, however, did not favor ‘her ambi- tion, thinking she had not the 'slightest chance of passing, and refused to put up. the necessary dollar to give her a chance. A short time before tihC time. limit was reached. a letter was re- cei‘Ved by the parents. purporting to be from the little. girl‘s teacher, advising them to let her try. They} sent in the deposit and the little girl tried her exam.â€"and passed! Later it came out that the letter which the parents received was a rank forgery, and Written by the youthful candidate herself. There- fore, we say, she is “a smart kid- die,” and if working expedients will bring success, she is ticketed for a .top place in the struggle It is not the quantity taken but the amount dim assimilated that gives and vitality to the system berlain’s Stomach and Li lets invigorate the stom liver and enable them to their functions naturally. at Gun’s Drug Store. fur justice. and a. cat’s-paw that pulled mnnva dullar from the pmipie. At our time the jail was feeding so many tramps that the supply nf sump-bones in town Dom-1y gave out. As em'h mmuuittal costs $6.00 and mihmgv, ratepayers whu have time, can figure nutthn expense to the county. In fact the tramp became the White Man's Burden in Bruce, and as every taxpayer contributed towards his keep they will all now be interested in his banishment,â€"-Bruce Times. 'l‘he (lat k shadow of the professional trunp will no longer stick out like a sore. thumb on the expense sheet of [Bx-nee, for the pasturing of this lazy lobster is henceforth to take place at the Central Prison, Toronto. instead at the county jail. \Valkertun. An order to this effect has been issued by the departmentat Toronto and as a consequence, vagrants and tramps will no longer get terms in the County .jails throughout the province, but will he incarcerated in the Central Prison. where. huge stone piles and lots off work will greet them. This course, it1 is thought, will materiallv lessen the number of \Vandering \Villies. Unt- side. of his hoard hill at the jail. the tramp has been a source of expense to Bruee. The committal of him was always a lucrative jol‘ for the author- ities, and constables’ flour barrels sel- dom remainezl empty if there was a; tramp to he, had. 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You certainly cannot lose anything by trying it. We Would not dare make this offer except we are positive Rexall Ec- mâ€"ma Ointment will satisfactorily lunefit you. Two sizes, 50c and $1.00. Remember, you can (:nlyl 0‘~tain it at our storeâ€"The Rex- all Store. Macfarlane (,‘o. l Indian Root Pills, We are so pOsitive this ointment is unequalled that we offer it with the distinct understanding that If after having given it a reasonable trial you are not satisfied with the results, you have only got to tell us and we will, without quibblin-g, return every cent paid us for it. We exact no promises or obliga- tions whatever. Digestion The White Man’s Burden. A SMART KIDDIE 25c.abox. FOR SKIN DIsEASES the quantity of flood 3_amoun.t digested and And Assimilation ghes str: system. 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