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m THE DURHAM CHRONICLE “or. 1110x321 Orderlies are par- tiavxiaflv good for childrenyaged and doiicatc persons. 1: you suffer from chronic or ha? xzuzzi constipation, or the as- sociate or dependent chronic ail- ments. we urge you to try Rural! Orderiies at our risk. Remember? you canget them in Durham (.15 I -- Lots of girls know the right man, but the trouble seems to be that they can’t keep him right. “With pleasure. old man. And. say. you are mighty handy with the wheel- barrow. Come around tomorrow and '3: "clean the ashes out of my basement.” l' 1' ll] The man who can’t come back 13 quite apt to be the one that didn’t go away. Foolishness His Business. “Why don’t you act sensibly once in dwhfle?” Worth Having. "Come over to my house an' I’ll give you something.” “What’ll you give me?” “The measles.” "Huh! What's the good of them?" “They won’t let you go to school “There comes the very man I want to Menks. the scribbler. Hello. Janka; you are mighty handy with your pen. I want you to get me up Idme bright verses for the lodge meet- bureaus. There is a fortune in it.” “But why more than one? It will be I duplication or work.” “Yes, and it will be a duplication of results. Each will predict directly the opposite of the other, and one will a- ways be right.” This program I am weary of. This being worked by every one. And long ago the thing has ceased To be what 1 would class as fun. It may be that my liver ball-:1 It may be an excess of bile. But here I cease to be the goat And work the other man awhile. Before I took a tumble to Myself when fellows rubbed it in I used to take it as a joke And sort of stand around and grin And say: “Oh. what a lovely time We're having. children, to be sure! And won't you do it, please. some more?" But that was e’er I took the cure. In passing through this vale of tar: It may be better to be meek And when you get a jolt to pause And gently turn the other cheek. But after many years of knocks A fellow feels he’s had about Enough of that to last awhile And is inclined to cut it out. Just For a Change. I’ve been a soft and easy mark. For any one could say to me, “Old man. I want a five today,” - And I would fork him out a V. But by a multitude of bumps The very dullest person learns. Hereafter, if you want to know, ' I'm going to be the worm that turns. Better Guessen. The dinner bell has lost the job. It worked at once so steady. The modem people know enough To come when dinner-’3 ready. Cqming and Going. two weather _- wv “Um ‘\Il{l an {arm to warn the engmeer if the on txpply 1s givlng out. If it should the the glove, hold the sides of the tear in place and press the plaster and the glove together firmly. Of course the sticky side of the plaster is laid next to the glove. This will hold the rubber fast, and it will wear for many days despite the unfortunate rent. A strange romance surrounds the marriage in Dublin of Mr. Marshall Bailey, a hardy veteran of the Am- : erican Civil \Kar, about sevent3 years Eof age, to an inmate of the Dublin 1Union, who is a young woman of l thirty- five. Born in America, Mr. ‘ Bailey has had a remarkable career. Fortune apparentl3 did not favor him after he left the American armv and for some years past the old warrior had been an inmate of the Dublin Union Workhouse. Three months ago, however he received intelligence to the effect that the American Gov- ’ ernment had years previously accord- ed him a pension, the arrears of which had accumulated to $1, 750. Follow mg this came news that a sub- stantial pension had been awarded him for the remainder of his life. While in the workhouse the old sol- dier fell in love with one of the fe- ’ male inmates. He proposed was ac- cepted, and their wedding was the 1 culmination of Bailey’s good fortune. No other flower in all the world is so beloved, so exalted, so worshipped, A- A-‘----A _ - 1- ___ The wonderfully beautiful old Tala- vera porcelains, the matchlessly carved Spanish furniture and the intricately inlaid (usually with ivory) secretaries, as well as the bits of Spanish lace, filmy hand-made man- 33:3, fine old ians, sacerdotal vest- ments, embroidered shawls, altar pieces and myriad desirable souvenirs [are never ceasing attractions to the tourist familiar with the hackneyai. oftentimes tawdry and almost al- ways dubiously authentic anticues ofiered at high prices in Europe and elsewhere. The splendidly woven Indian zara- pes, which with care will last for a century, and than which nothing is more decorative, are a fell citous blending of the useful and the beau- tiful, and few, indeed, are the tour- ists leaving Mexico \1 ho do not carry away with ethem one or more of these most desirable acquisitions. The genuine ones are made on primitive hand looms in tiny Indian homes, and as they are Woven as tightly as 5 strong arms can weave them, many of them will hold water. â€"â€"Mexican.- Herald. 9 a part of the Empress Carlota’s 001: lection, and which bears her dainty mgnogram and crest. Many fine Maximilian relics still remain in Mexico, for that luxurious monarch and his imperious but charming consort brought most of their possessions with them when they came to this country. Beautiful porcelains were one of the emperor’s hobbies, and no finer trophy of a Mexican trip can be imagined than a choice bit of china that once formed And their interest is usually height- ened when they learn that relatively only a few of the wonderful and now almost priceless masterpieces which the wealthy and zealous friars of the early colonial epoch brought from the cathedrals of Spain and Italy to decorate richer and sometimes even more sumptuous churches and chapels in the new world, have ever been located. backs, ransacked the art centres of Europe to find treasures for their homes in the wonderful mining camps of New Spain, collected art treasures that were fit to grace a kingly palace in any land. Lovers of old paintings particular- ly find much to interest them in the almost priceless collection of pic- tures in the national gallery at Mex- ico City, and in the oftentimes equal- ly complete collections to be blind in certain ’of the antique shops in Montezuma’s onetime capifial._ â€"‘ vâ€" wâ€"J ‘- vnnc-“ 50"-“- The Spanish grandeesâ€"many 0 them of the nobilityâ€"who followed Cortes to the new world brought the contents of their old world palaces with them, and many of these beauti- ful Spanish-Moorish relics of the arts and crafts of older Spain are still to be met with in Mexico. The early Spanish Viceroys who de- corated their palaces in the old Aztec capital with a splendor that could not be surpassed, and later, the rich silver kings, who with a silver mine or two in bonanza at their course. Bargains In Spanish and Indian Relics Still to Be Had. The traveler who visits Mexico for the” first time is usually amazed at the unique beauty and the variety and cheapness of the antiques and curios to be found there. In this re'snizect {Mexico is truly a virgin field. -v“- -w-â€"- _ A. 51' TREASU? ES OF 31:.Xi CO An Emblem of Chivalry. A Workhouse Romance. Prosperous Town er firmly. Of course of the plaster is laid 3. This will hold the it will wear for many Q‘.‘£A“L“ - ‘ Of. .4 g?- Vith an ismcere sympathy in their sorrow, .praying that the great Comfort- er above may assuage their gn‘ef . and enable them to bow with resig- Mr. and Mrs. Morley: have re- ‘moved from Mr. Reid's to Mrs. |Bo_vd Thompson’s residence. ' Mr. - lbert Stimson, we learn, has ‘sold his farm on- the Toronto Removal of equipment was made and on Saturdav to the new Continu- For :1]! mvn mint. [My H thv dam-e ie at, an Pm’. ‘ “Wu :1“ :wmn‘d Us u h quiw a, swath. Uzi! kit 1h ry’re stylida they an: Inn)! h: :Hld Lllvy’l'p hufi‘i! (ms~ and they’re jmm' is: With a 1m; Hf Tmrruw: d mm-rgaze m.) the hum». a. beastly panic 0n ttw 1:1 :2. p1”. and :1. Int of strife be hacked against the W henna. lot, (Itppleading..-; Yam, my fncnd° for n the fiddler when the d: a how’s nest, and tbs :h‘s rf "chm! che agonics ro- . and the waiting; that ascemif men must. [my Hm fiddler when They are holding? high carnusal down at Charlie’s grog bazar, and the b0," are burning money where the shining .bottles are; you may hear their joymh‘ laughter, you may hear them shout and sing. end they’re finding life :1 sol- ace as the noisy hours take wing. I’wfi the morning, 0 the morning when ti ”9 Singing rounders wake! \Vhen EL: POUth i9 Elke 3t hP'I’h‘ nest- and H‘i ‘ 11105. denderson, a daughter. ! Friends hrre of Mrs. Jas. Orr. ’Toronto, regret to learn of her :suffering with an affection of the iprove permanent. 3 Rev. John Mahan. of Thorndale, la former pastor here, had the lmisfortune to [fall on the ice re- ;cently, and fracture -a bone in _ ______ VL 4'11 3. °()utngate. Mr WE. Southgate, of Seaiforth. and spent Miss Ida Osborne, of Maxwell. :8 Vlsiting for a .few days with her aunt, Mrs. WJ. Stewart. Mr. S. Hemphill Was at Laskay last Week, attending the funeral of his uncle, Mr. Wm. Watson, who died in his 85th year. But two sister, Mrs. Millar- nf “muznmmmu _ 'â€" -n-b 0 Mrs. Dr. Carter en number of friends at dinner given on Thu: lag, in honor of M: ;splendid structure. A formal op- ening will be arranged for later. The hockey team here played Dundalk team on their own ice last Week, but We learn the match was a rough one, on the part of the home team, who won largely by bodily application to the visit- ors. who came home much bruised Bornâ€"At Toronto, on Saturday February 4th, to Dr. and Mrs. Th_os. Henderson, a dauahfm- i-â€""'.: \r Recorder. Mr. and Mrs. Morle {novgd from Mr. Re ng'd Th 0112:1355; Whereas in the providence of God, our esteemed brother, Mr. Ali. Harrison has met with great trial and sore bereavement by the death of his beloved young son: Resolved that the officers and members of this Lodge do hereby smcere sympathy in their sorrow praying that the great Comfort- er above may assuage their grief and enable them to how with resig- nation to the divine will Rim-«fi- c--- u..- u“: LCWPICHL 01 a large numher of beautiful wedding pres. ents. ' At the regular meeting of the A. O.U.W. Lodge last week, the fol- lowing resolution was adopted, and the recorder instructed to send a copy of the same to the bereaved family: To Mr. Alfred Harrison and familv to, who wore a ommg gown of pale yellow satin with lace cor- guests being present from Vane-r ' ver, B.C., Toronto, Dundalk, Mark dale and Flesherton. The yr». . tee and confetti, on the after-mom train, for Toronto, the bride trav- elling in a dark navv blue cos- § Mrs. Jacob Thcmpso in marriage with Mr. ley, of Markdale. Holleyâ€"Thompson. -â€"At the House, the home of *he r. pace at high neon on Tue January 318t when Miss Mar 3oungest daughter of Mr. Zemoval of Saturdav turdar to mum on ttw land will spread Inlnt of stylish Macks will against the WaIE; than you’ll “‘pplvadingmpleuimg all in fncnd; f0;- mnn must‘pay switch the dance is at an THE FIDDLER. onor of Mrs. South 0 ‘v w v \Jlliié ate. . Southgate, of Seaiforth. “'3‘- ‘ 0"_ “w Mmi arter entertained mvm‘. Thmeare feli- us “1:" at» cutting thirkirg that unless hey are N: wly in the ma buving _ rmntor-wag- PLESHERTON. be.9,1911 t Tuesday and city. mpson, g at? to Rome money and 3. And some day on Tues r? u and family, , â€"â€"-\“l‘.ll\‘ ' l a 1’10. 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