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Ian}; envrgyr': I strl"t1;tt.1, LI: x J 1:;oz'r‘;.u_ . r h , , 1-; u ., . .._...: moods, weak manhood, y;‘~;..;.-....u Mug, Lug: Imus. 11.3.: I.» so, sure 1;.roat, etc. (.‘\-~v-~,\- _ .._-. epce the 1m: dlsapprar. t Ev vzyv-r-L v-“ '3 paryfA-m .nbb - REAQER: No matter who has travel \ nu. v v ‘--“v see us personafly call at our 31033411. lnstit ate in . no patients tin our ‘5 incisor offices milich 21..e _ 'rite for our private address. Macfarlane 8: Co. FEBRUARY SALE Plumbing and Tinsmithing in all its lines neatly and promptly executed. «\N. H. STERNALL “DIVHAVIUUR THAT OUR TINSHOP IS AT YOUR DISPOSAL Anything in the line of Furnaces, Ranaes, Stoves, Tin and Graniteware can be had. ucd doll-ms. Our New y m. Wall Paper Books Frag R‘KEEE’EEE Cor. Michiér“ A Q ~“" Tutâ€"5 1'“. 5.22;! launch": 01 C. P. R. Town Ticket Office Buy Your Tickets Hm 1‘") NAMES OR PHOTO 1912 mEvacs W“ N 'n Islonimr" \ .. . 1-x hung. TfiLL BE A WRECK 5/ \.- ,1 ‘90., \‘ L '. [A \ I,- :i'-.i ‘~ 1 i ,./5’"~$“¥\‘ /\K VFW /\_/:/ ‘97") f 'JATE AND CONHDENTIAL A11 Into.“ 3 f:"‘.::1 C: to €011:- Car: “(1:331 ( at in \‘v indsor, 1:11 Institute 111 De right through the whole stock. If you cannot use it how. buy it and put it away until ready. A dollar saved is a dollar made. We must have the roomeor New Spring S‘nclz of Wall Paper. Our racks oely hold so much. so out goes the balance on hand at regular QUICK SALE PRICES. We lnse but you gain. During February every roll price cut: in two. 5c. Papers 250. 7c. “ 35c. .. 44.“? Moss; .. a. be. . 2:9 undo 0. Guyana. .. . ,. b. a v _ _ .3. 2 . :oon1L Um John»... on an». nrrwfism2u. wmz... 02 EGGâ€"wag. t3W 8v-”£§éR§EEY '++++++++++¢fi++++++++++++++* Sold by Wanna (30., Durham. 3 stems (mac This is the season of the year when mothers feel very much con- cerned over the frequent colds contracted by their children, and have abundant reason for it. as ev- ery cold weakens the lungs. lowers the vitality, and paves the Way for the more serious diseases that so often IOIIOW. Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy is famous for its cures, and is pleasant and safe to take. For sale by all dealers. » U115 He: vouSm. 3‘5, o. a .LunuLba and des- w: 1...! :‘ .1 clear. energy rvtnrns to the rms we inn r'nrated: fl! drains ceaseâ€"no lacks ml 1';1:i:s lab you of your hard DRUGGISTS AND STATIONERS iii 5%., Detroit fv ich. T Y 'qfiwâ€"g‘“*wf fl,“ DI--.‘ cm! bv‘ ', ‘v'indsor, Ont. 100. 9 r-r‘ v- "‘ IK'V ‘Hmv ‘ wro leoat, iC “m- C21“? Mrs. N. Peckâ€"Did you ever notice ,that about half of the pictures in photographers’ windows are of bridal couples? I wonder why they always .rush off to a photographer as soon gas the knot is tied?_ Mr. N. Peckâ€"The husband is re- sponsible for it. He realizes that it is about his last chance to ever look pleasant. The subscriber wondered for at ’hour what the editor was driving at when suddenly he happened to think of the. word “unsettTed.” He f‘LI“ warded the amount at cncem ' Daily: “They say that the art of chasing silver is a very d‘fiicult o ,e "‘ Borrowit: “ ling-c; 11.15 i’w been trying all the day to £22.": a ‘ran wh. would lend rte 11:1 a-;:‘: 1:." All went well until the lady. un luckily wishing to show off by pre tending not to know what was at her own table, pointed to the dish with ar air of great dignity, and inquired: “John, what are these tarts?” Whereat John, in the innocence cl his heart. looking at the tarts from " commercial rather than a culinar point of view, ,briskly replied: “Ten cents apiece, ma’am!” Q “Can you tell me what sort of wax ther We may expect next month?’ Wrote a subscriber to the editor of a provincial newspaper. ' He replied as follows: “It is n‘) belief that the weather next m-:n1h Will be very like your subscription t this paper.” A lady at â€"â€"â€"-, whose friends had arrived unexpectedly, got up an im promptu dinner party, and was (-0.11- pelled to send to the nearest pastry- cook’s for some large tarts. “Well, then,” said the old woman. “it will be your lordship to glve me the pound of tea, and your ladyship the tobacco.” Onlooker (moving away) :-â€"“I reck- on that proves that ‘dead men tell no “Mother”â€"and Jim gave a wriggle of anticipation â€"couldn’t you gixe him apricot tart for dessert? Could n’t you do that much for me, mother?" “Gentlemen," said the quack doc. tor, “I have sold these pills in your market-place for the past ten years: never, during that period, have I had a single complaint about them. What does that prove to you, gentlemen ?” tales’! Jim had been far from good during the day, and toward nightfall he real: ised the fact fully. Being well a;- quainted with the workings of the family discipline, he essayed a little diplomacy. An old Irishwoman one morning went to a lady’s house where she had been in the habit of getting assim ance. The door was opened by tht lad’y herself. The old woman 1';- marked: “Shall you tell father about me he inquired of his mother. “Sure, didn't. I drame last n'ght your ladyship gave me a pound 0. tea, and your lordship a pound of to bacco!’ The lady replied: “But don’t you know, my good wo man, dreams go by the rule of con- trary?" “Certainly I shall tell him.” res- ponded his mother, with sorrowful fi‘rmness. “Shall you tell him before dinner or after dinner?" asked the culprit. Friendâ€"No. it wouldn' t do that, but it mould bore a hole clean through your head. “After dinner,” was the announce- ment. HOW DREAMS GO BY CONTRARY Chollyâ€"i suppose if this goes off while - hold it like this it would blow my brains out? AWKWARD FOR THE HOSTESS TO MAKE PAPA MERCIFUL. .,’,, A CRYPTIC REMINDER A STERN CHASE. SLIGHT DAMAGE. LAST CHANCE. HOW RUDE! THE DURHAM CHRONICLE. 9" floundvgj13â€"{néster' rambling restlessly about the room. -v “-v vâ€" vâ€"â€" v One night, atzer the old gentleman had retired, the bell rang for Thomas. and, on reaching thq bed-room, he “Thomas,” he said, “I come up here for something, and now I’ve quite for. gotten what it was!” A certain elderly gentleman suflered much from absent-mindedness, and was frequently compelled to seek the assistance of his servant. “Thomas,” he would constantly say, “I have just been looking for some- thing, and now I can’t remember what it is.” Whereupon the obliging Tho- mas invariably made suggestions. "Was it your purse, or spectacles, or cheque-book, sir?” And so on, till he hit on the right object._ ““788 it to go to bed, 811'?” suggest. ed his faithful retainer. “Ah, the very thingâ€"the very thing. Think you, Thomas! Good-night!" Algyâ€"Your sister is a long time making up her mind to come down, Freddy. Freddyâ€"0h! it’ s not that. Algyâ€"Not what? Freddyâ€"Not her mind she’ 8 making “Oh, you clumsy man!" she ex- claimed, the sudden weight from be- hind bringing her to a. standstill. “Please be a little more careful.” “Beg pardon, madam," replied the guard, “but I can’t possibly attend to two trains at once." Borrower: “You are very kind to lend me this fiver. I feel as if I can never repay you.” Lender: “Eh? Why on earth didn’t you say that at first?” up. A railway guard ,busily engaged in ‘ etting his train ready to start acci- entally trod on a lady’s dress as she swept by. “-Yesâ€"that is so,” faltered the young man. Waking with a start at the mention of his name, the slumberer almost broke up the service by replying, “I led last time; it's your turn. What’s trumps ?" The old lady seemed to have some- thing on her mind, and one night she let go when her daughter’s young man called. “Mr. Simpson,” she began im- pressibly, “a friend of mine informs me that you are meployed by aflrm of pork butchers.’ "Aid still,” continued the old lady, white with indignation, “you led Mray 311' me to believe that you were a costumier?" “Well," replied Mr. Simpson, “ so I am. You see, I putvthe tights on the sausages. ” "vvm' Brother Jones kindly lead?” asked the pastor at the beginning of the prayer service. At a small country school the schol- ars were having a lesson about ani- mals. The teacher had asked several questions which were quite easily an- wered. The next question was. "Why does a dog hang its tongue out when it is running?’ He was the leading light of a little Methodist Church, and his character had always been above reproach until a certain prayer-meeting which fol- lowed a sermon, during which he so far forgot himself as to fall asleep. â€" Dr. Duckâ€"You evidently swallowed a live grasshOpper. Roosterâ€"I have a sort of jumping pain inside. The lad at once replied: “To balance its tail. mum." This was not answered so easily. but one lad who had not answered a question during the lesson held n} his hand. The teacher at once said: “Yes Tommy, what is it?” DIAGNOSINIG HIS CASE. WHAT HE WENT FOR THE TRUTH AT LAST. ANSWERED AT LAST. EQUIVOCAL THANKS. TH E TWO TRAINS FACIAL TOUCHES. WHAT’S TRUMPS. Dye Before You Patch. “Never patch a garment just before it goes to the dyers.” was the advice of a young woman in a dyeing estab- lishment. “Unless the patch and the thread it is sewed on with are exactly the same kind of material as the gar- ment they will come out of the dye pot diflerent shades. Here is a blue skirt that was brought to us cream colored. The cloth had worn through in several places. and the owner had patched the tiny holes so painstaking- ly that the patches could not be de- tected in the original color, but after the dyeing they showed up a darker blue. The amount of dye any ma- terial will take depends upon how much cotton wool or silk it contains. It is so hard to determine that exactly that any garment that has to be mend- ed can be matched much better after dyeing.”-â€"Nem York Sun. The Telephone Voice. The voice heard over the telephone is a mechanical reproduction of the original voice and difl'ers from that of a speaking tube or megaphone, where the sound waves produced by the speaker at one end are transmitted directly to the other end. In the tele- phone the diaphragm of the transmit- ter is caused to vibrate by the sound waves produced by some one talking into the transmitter mouthpiece. This diaphragm is connected with a small receptacle having a flexible front and partially filled with granular carbon. This carbon offers resistance to elec- tric current in proportion to the me- chanical pressure brought upon it. The diaphragm, therefore, in vibrat- 1'ng produces a varying pressure against the carbon. The carbon is Included in an electric circuit. so that the variations in its resistance will vary the current strength in the cir- cult. Glass In the Making. The manufacture of glass antedates tuthentic history. It is only about seventy-five years, however, since its true character was ascertained. It is now generally conceded to be a saltâ€"a chemical compound resulting from the union of an acid with a base. The acid is silica, the same that is found in quartz or the quartz particles of sand; hence the use of sand in its manufac- ture. The base may be potash (or soda), together with alumina and lime, or lead may take the place of lime. Lime makes a hard glass and one less susceptible to acids and suited to win- dows and chemical purposes; lead a softer, more fusible and more lustrous article, suitable for optical instruments. All acids act to some extent on glass. especially if the latter has an excess of alkali in it. Even Wine may core rode the bottles wherein it is contain- ed. The moisture of the air often dis- solves out the alkali, causing the rain- bow-like colors (iridescence) or some windowpanes. Severe. A story is going the rounds at a certain university regarding one of the sarcastic professors. who was recently conducting an oral examination in a very scientific study. There was one student. handsome, easy and self possessed, who appeared to be utterly ignorant of the simplest phases of the subject. The professm' said nothing. but gravely tore 03 a tiny piece of paper from a convenient pad. “Here, Mr. B.,” be said, handing it to the student. “write all you know. Take plenty of timeâ€"there’s no hurry.” Professor W. put question after question to him without receiving one intelligent reply. Finally the student said naively: “I’m very unfortunate. professor; you never ask me anything I know." What Rhymes With Babe? A common English word for which there is only one rhyme is “babe," and it was Swinburne who used it with exquisite appropriateness in “E Rhyme:” The Trouble. Gramercyâ€"We can’t afi’ord to give a dinner in the house. Besides, we haven’t the things. Mrs. Gramercyâ€" Pshaw! We can borrow the silver. Gramercy-Yes, and have the guests carry most of it away as souvenirs.â€" Judge. Love alone, with yearning Heart for astrolabe. Takes the sun’s height. burning O’er the babe. “Silence” is another word beloved 01' poets that has no rhyme. Mrs. Brown- ing went to the very limits of her pas- sion for assonance when she rhymed it with “islands!” Oddities About Alphabets. When the Portuguese first explored Brazil they made great fun of the na- tives of that country because they had in their alphabet no t, r or lâ€"a peo- ple, the invaders declared, without fe, ley or reyâ€"without faith. law or king. The Mohawks, again, have no labials and vowed it was absurd when the missionaries tried to teach them to pronounce p and b, “for who.” said. they, “can speak with his mouth shut?”â€"Blackwood’s Magazine. Something Was. Rivers was smoking a cheap cigar. “Seems to me,” said Brooks, “I smell something like cloth burning.” But Rivers was game. He touched the lighted end of his cigar to his shirt sleeve. “No wonder.” he said. exhibiting thc burned spot.â€"Chicago Tribune. Babe, it rhyme be none For that sweet small word Babe. the sweetest on. Ever heard. Right it is and~meet Rhyme should keep not truo Time with such a. sweet Thing as you. 4.00 7.10 “ Durham ‘ 11.54 9.19 4.11 7.21 “ McWilliams“ 11.44 9.09 4.14 7.24 “ Glen “ 11.41 9.06 4.24 7.34 “ Priceville “ 11.31 8.56 4.40 7. '0 " Sa ugeenJ. “ 11.18 8.43 5.15 7.50 “ Toronto “ 11.15 7. 55 R. MAOFARLANE. - Town Agent T: aims will an ive and depart as fol. lows. until further notice:â€" P.M A.M. P. M. 6 .-... 4O 6. 38 “ Maple Hill ‘ 12. 25 7. 4 “ Hanover “ 12.17 6. .08 wwww afiga Mrs. A. SULLIVAN Upper Town - Durham New Grocery Store Fresh Groceries Always m Stock Butter and Eggs Taken in Exchange CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY TIME TABLE v ¢ OOOOOOOOOOOQQQOOQQNOO“ 2 4b w wâ€"u. twpmlxflabopm mm DAY mm EDSDWAY H. G Elliott G. P Aéent RAgom. Mann-cal. fat-onto. J. TOWNER Depot Agent JAMES B. GUN. Tewn Agent To be cleared out cheap. SHAW’S SCHOOLS TORONTO WINTER TERM NOW OPEN. Write for catalogue. Address W. H. SHAW, President. Head Offices Central Business College, Yonge 8: Gerrard St:.. Toronto. 2 only Men’s Beaver Overcoats, Persian Lamb collar. for a thorough course in Busi- ness, Shorthand, Telegraph)? or English in one of Grand Trunk Railway TIME-TABLE DURHAM GET A BARGAIN ENTER ANY DAY Also a. limited amount; of iron work and whine ve- pairs. A call solicited. Ask for quotations on yom' next job. â€" and all kinds of SASH,DOORS House Fittings Durham at 7J6 gm" and at Durham at 10.30 m" ONTAIHO