brat rder 00 +M+++MW ‘AMAAAAAAMAA BOW ONE EERO HEARD 'OF BROTHER’S DEATH sto’cism of British Subalterns Re- veaPed in an Incident of Present Warâ€"Tragedy Well Borne A true story, but instinct with the dramatic intensity of a short story mas’erpiece is recorded as follows by me Westminster Gazette: The Rail- way Transport Ofï¬cer was very busy; :.is work can be very strenuous at 'imcs. A subaltern came into the of- asked I do? * “Yes. I want to see him, he’s in the Blan-kshires, \isn’t he?â€"Arthur Dun- "Yes; he’ll be back in a minute. Want to see him personally, or will answered the R.T.O. The subaltern sat down. “Thanks,†he said, and then added apologetically: “He’s my brother, you know; haven’t seen him for agesâ€" only happened to hear in the town he was here.†“Funny how one drops across one’s people out here,†said the R.T.O. “Here’s a paper. only yesterday’s.†“'l‘hanka." The subaltern reached across tne tam since I left E re “Yes, that’s him. Will you at the War fifice. Conï¬dential seare- tary of Lord Kitchener, he shared the load of those dark days. and his friends marveiied that even his ï¬ne constitution did not give way beneath the terrible strain which was put upon it. .. ir Reginald was born in 1884. Turks’ Ignorant Al‘y Has Strange Cus “tomsâ€"One V:r'cue The Arab ï¬ghting with the 'E‘r-rks in Mesomtamia has some curious Ways. He takes off his "ices when he enters a house. but i" sens on his hat. He reads and writes from right to left. He eats scarcely anything for breakfast or dinner, but in the. even- ing he sits down to a hot meat swim- ming in oil. His sons eat with hi .1. but the ladies oT' the. househv‘r‘ till the males has. finished. The. .\.rab rides a donkey when travelling, it"s "'_'1:‘ V (A- A b AAthJ u \n 1- wife walking behind. and he laughs at the idea of giving up his seat for .~. woman. The Arab has one strong Virtue, and that is, he is rarely seen drunk. He is not very affectionate, is very ignorant. and has so little ‘I- initiative that he rarely taxes on any- thing worth doing, or attempts to (carry out any enterprise. Flight-Lieut. Brandon, a New Zeal- wder in the Royal navy, who has put in the ï¬rst claim for having chased, bombed and brought down the Zeppe- lin L15 in the Thames Estuary stands to win, if awarded the prizes offered, AAA AAA‘ 00:...A a sum amounting to $10,000. Sin-e. Brandon put in his claim, however, many gunners and, indeed, whole bat- teries of the Royal artillery anti-air- craft experts along the line of flight of the airship, have put in claims. mt. Tennant, Under-Secretary for ,War. informed the House‘ of Commons that these several claims were being investigated. Itâ€"was Brandon who. single-handed. rose above the Zeppelin, and in the midst of shot and shell, dropped bomb after bomb and actually saw the monster suddenly descend, as he believed, the victim of his well-- directed shots. Very odd,‘ ’onder Why 9’, ned ruly. Dtain French racing horses’ ° names are now almost all inspired by the .war. The names of favorite generals, Joffre and French, for instance, are common; battles in which the allies came out on top ï¬nd favor, such as La Marne; Tipperary is also in the ï¬eld; while names of the French cannon "Seventy- flve," “Hundred and ï¬ve.†Rimailho are very popular. French love of irony is seen in such names as Chir- ton de Papier (scrap of paper), Finis, Tcutonice. and La Censure. . )1 l he left the Odd fellow," “Captain Duncan about?†he 0t STRANGE ARABxFDES DC 3': Notice Duncan Aviator vs. Zcpp ; Mn able. “Haven't seen one England.†The R.T,.O. 2 his work. The subaltern »er. Captain Duncan came .' minutes, and sat dgwn eakiag. The subaltern and thén continued to French War Humor 118 PAGE EIGHT. thought the R.T.O. he Sub doesn’t speak He looked from one Ed the Subaltern, “I Sic-long. you chaps,†ofï¬ce abruptly. said Captain Duncan. was 3. Duncan in are. so I thought I’d Hm on my my up 3 another fellow of uncan. fellov two (3 A w 1’ L‘ wait ?†31 501118 D that pen 'i‘b (3 (:ai.-'3.ir12s are then disturbed by .Ineaizs (.13: '1'- 10:3." stick, and presently a. lame 3.1.3.1. of parrots, hearing their (rigs 3.13.0; (193.3223 and settle with a :rre 3t (‘11:3tt:; ;;g in the adjacent trees. 1.323(3- by one ‘11.†fly and settle on the 33(3 (3(33 of‘ tie "whare" to hold con- 3313.31.33 with ‘13.:3 (all birds and when 33.91333 3:13.332‘13. 3‘s omupied a Maori gives the signal 3 1d the nooses are pulled. The hubbu‘u of screaming and scolding as (3:3. ch p-uh with its captured par- lOt is (112.33 11 (101311 into’ the “whare†can be i3(-: . imagined. It is only (mulled bv the crantic excitement of 1.3.0 1‘.i-.3.ories as t‘ :9}: grasp the birds 13:» the neck, a 31:1 throw them aside U Spain to 513' dead The best recmd for long-distance flying is hat-2d at present by Messrs. Yeste and scurr, of Spennymoor, in Durham. who possess a pigeon named Prince of Rome which flew from Rome to its loft in 1913, a distance of 1.093 miles. when competing in a tes race.- A. bird, King of Home. owned by Mr. C. H. Hudson, of Derby. flew in the same race, and won it by flying a dis« tance of 1,001 miles in much less time than the Durham arrival. A hen pigeon, Her Majesty, flew from Bor- deaux, in the South of France, to her loft at Aberdeen, a distance of 854 miles, but took several days over the journey. .. , A A very satisfactory feat was per- formed by a bird owned by Dr. Barker, of Clitheroe, Lancs, which, when liberated at Mirande, in the South of France, flew home to Lancashire and entered its loft the day folloWing the toss. The ï¬rst English-bred bird to fly from Spain to England was a dark chequer cock named Alfonso, which in 1907 flew from San Sebastian to the loft of its owner. Mr. T. H. Burton, of Liverpool, 3 distance of 705 miles. homing on the third day following the toss, and thus winning the ï¬rst prize in the Manchester Flying Club. Birds frequently flew from Renes, in France, to Yorkshire lofts, and reached home Aâ€"- 2â€" k...) the same days as the toss or, in weather, eaxly the next morning. Trade Worth While Dr. M. Clark, M.P., wrties: 1 some- times tell them in the House of Com- mons that I wish the apple growers of British Columbia. and the manufac: turers of Ontario would take a leaf out of the book of the grain growers of the plains and the cattle raiser: of )0 New Zealand kakapo, or large m, with all its credit for brains, as itself to be (29;.me in a very Dr. Edward Lyttleton, who retired [romthe headmastership of Eton, will be always remembered as a Mater. 0 He was a captain of the . greatest eleven that either University has turn- ed out, the 1878 Cambridge mm, which never lost a match and beat the Australians. .0 F. flu Ch Scholar and Cricketer Diseases 9353 HRQGTS and France to York- re Records ELYEE‘SG RECORDS extent of their 11 cuts as many pen n in the hunting p .,;'.;-:; bush. By m< 7.2959 are lashed ï¬t 73 of a little hut I A 1 or cholera 3 mod 3 Catch Them EQSH‘I or, in bad the Form IIIâ€"E. Barb-,er M. Hutton, E. Carson M Findlav and M. Mc- Ilr_aith equal, H. Hannam Form IIâ€"L. R. Campbell, K. Kerr, A. Cliff, H4 Meade, R. Stew art. Form Iâ€"I. Marshall, S Lawrence M. Livingston, W McCuaig, AI Koch. 1 Sr. IVâ€"E. Cook, R. Peart, E Fi1th. 3., J1. 1V â€"J. Vchillixrax, E. MC Clocknn, W. Jackson. 51. 111â€" J. kemt, ti. .VicClociih. C. COOK. J1. illâ€"E. Cook. J. Beaton. b Sr. IVâ€"J. Morrison, L. Morrison. C. Paylor. Sr. IIIâ€"H. Ritchie. Jr. IIIâ€"M. Boyd. M. Glencross. W’. Morrison, T. Morrison, J. Boyd. Sr. IIâ€"E. Anderson, E. Ritchie, M. Anderson, L. Paylor. * Sr. Iâ€"R. Giegcross, :VI. Morrison W. Greemrood, M. Anderson. yv. ureenwood, M. Anderson. ' . Corp. Joe LeGard, who was J1" Pr-‘E-Staples and M. Ritchie quarantined at Owen Sound with 9911211; G. Firth, A. Paylor, J. Mor- diphtheria, recovered, and paid“ a - , short visit at his nome nere on â€""*“’A- Morrison, A. Greenwood. Thursday on his way to Niagara. ‘31- Mortley, Teacher; Sergt. Jamieson arrived irom - - ,v -. Niagara 1215: week on 12 days" turâ€" 30' 0’ ULESELG' lough, and has gone to visit we R. Peart, E. brojcherft_l_?orcupine._ Firth. Sr. LII-M. 883101), E. “311218,“ Anaelson. Jr. llâ€"VV.Ed\Va1ds, K. filth L‘ Robson. 81. 1â€"0. Greenwood, 31' birch. M. Haley and B. Beaten Leluai. J1. lâ€"C. Robson, C. Andewen, G. b‘u th. Aâ€"L Beaton, N. Haley,-L - . Mcâ€" Clockun, 1.1148118, u. 1:131:11; xs. Numbex Inesent ex ery day, 15. Average attendance, :52. '~-W. R. Wallace, Teacher. The 10110“ng me the marks 0;.»- tained b) the opupils of Glenelg an_a J:l_g_1emonL 1'01 May. Total 440: â€"A. McCuaig 284. C. Tuck- Sr. IIIâ€"A. Mclnnis 347. J. A,.‘31c- Cuaig 344, F. McDougall 343, E. Mclnnis 331, J. McDelmid 320, L McLeod 2:84, A.Sh0r"t1eed278, A McEacheln 231. IIâ€"K. McLean 340, A McLeod 294, M. McDougall 292, J McLean 284. 11111::1111'1an11'1 11.11» “1111:1113 Hith‘ltS e11 111 the 111111111' 11::f'ï¬c. 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[110. inHL‘U' 11111!111>i1e~~.-.-~-112'<‘1e11|.\i11\'ir*\\1)l'the 1:111:11 111111 km 111 pv1:;1ie \1111) blltHild come 11) 1111111 11215 5111111111111 «1 1111911111“ 111' 1111* 15 11111141111411 11f 1111*0 (:11111) :11, Angus. kw i3x411.1..y WU rent inâ€: ‘3' (â€\‘sil, [UV pez'nnve :11 d 1â€"H. McEachern 176. Primerâ€"P. McCuaig 3_05 Rein-ï¬x g to a O Llccnrc L50 ;9 “hrs ; ml 1 \Yhile :e_>‘$l>'t:.l~g to run a manure :_~p;-eader our. of the ham at Mr. Ed. lmepel's one day last. week. Johnnie. 'l'otteu had his right arm badly twist- ed and cut by getting it caught in the spokes of one of the revolving Wheels. The doctor dressed the injured mem- ner. one cut. requiring six stitches; We are glad to repoit the patient doing as well as can he expected. although it will be some time before he Will be able to reeume work again.-â€"Fordwich Record. .. HONOR ROLL FOR MAY until tender and then put through ‘ the collander. It should be dress- ed with drawn butter. A table of weights and measures typewritten and framed under glass, should be hung in every kitchen. The systematic brushing of the hair every night will do mu~h toward keeping the scalp and hair clean. . Wash colored silks in cold wa- ter and a moderate amount of soap. Do not rub the soap directly on the fabric. 9 A good dessert is made with ba- nanas put through the Rotato ricer and sliced orange an pineapple ddded. When making tomato or aspara- ains of baking soda should be ad ed to the cook- Tooth pow er is excellent for ‘ "“* “-J‘ ‘* nn with A Cu v 05v'"~-'â€" Tooth pow der is exgellent . for ubolt on With a scalding water. 1()Ri:"'n1(‘H BUY INJURED \Vhile ~~x~t1 tn run a yuan DURHAM SCHOOL. H. S DEPT. T‘VU POINES 01“ VHS \‘2' NO. 3, GLENELG. HOUSEHOLD HELPS. »\\1 d L] H -â€"M. 'McDoï¬ald. Teacher Cook, J. Beaten, h. '.-" â€Him uflhe Onta- mz‘iasixm shutting up {llIUl' .‘LUI'C’D ll) Bell’k'it‘. {Law the \‘icu'poihts uf um ptwpw Of the coun- Li‘uma- supmn'ting tony m» who are intertsted Unfï¬c. Says the Ex- THE DURHAM. CHRONICLE. m, P?’ A -~¢ FLESHERTON .. Rev. Mr Irish, formerly of Owen = bouuu,_ :1.)ch 1.1 we LUV\'.L1 lieu; ui. r naay ex mum on 011111†uuiibi“ and. Mixed Marriages, and 11.1 me . course of a very able address I i dean: With me squect in a' verx enlightening and COD\1nCihg manner. Mr ti. J. apiuuie bCCu‘ pied the cnair. : i i i i OQOOOOQOOOOOO > 5" H 9: =7‘ 93 3., C13 2‘? 09. 56066606606900 9 All Born. â€"Un 313v 24, to My aim biz-s. noon d. rlsnez, uh Lme, a son. bornâ€"On June 3, to lvlr dnu Mrs. Geo Waller, a daugnter. Two auto Loads \x em; to AihCLlf- dine on nudav to make in me laces.;‘v1.1 \N. Hem) [001i 1‘. J. Fishel, Jas. hisnel, G B. W alum and “I. \V lrimble, and 411. h. Busk_in ‘conveyed O. W Phillips, A. Hawken, A: Stewart and. .W: Reid. » P'tes. H McAuléy, H. J. Males and C. Adams are home from liz- agqra QR furlough. Mrs. W Buskin left on - Friday for St. Catharines to Visit her sister, Mrs. Flanpigan, who is in theh ospital to undergo an opera- tion. Miss Muriel Mcl‘avish a’nd Miss Reta Buskin took in the excursmn to Niagara on Saturday and visit- ed over the week end at Hamilton and St. Catharines Rev. Mr McDonald met with another horse and. buggy accident on Saturday in which Mrs. McDon- ald, who accompanied him, sus- tained a painful injury to the knee and a severe shaking up in iumping from the vehicle, which was badly damaged. Driving down the Charlie Irwin hill south of the Village, part of the harness. gau: way, causing the horse to become frightened and unmanageable. Mr. McDonald escaped injury and Mrs. McDonald, we are pleased to learn, is improving. _ A Artemesia council met for Court of Revision on Saturday, and al- though a number of appeals were made the Work of Assessor \Bel- lamy was mostly sustained. Mr Bellamy has had 18 years’ experi- ence, which fits him well for the duties of the office. We were pleased to have a short Visit with the township fathers during their deliberations. , ys "-â€" -- Mrs. Thompson, Widow of the late Frank Thompson, a resident. for many years at Eugenia, ' died on Sunday morning, aged 57 years. She is survived by one son, Henry, and one daughter, Mrs. Robt Os- borne, at whose home she died, from Where the funeral takes place to Salem cemetery on Tues- day. The deceased was a memi ber of the Presbyterian church, and her pastor, Rev. Mr McVicar, will conduct the funeral service. ‘-- UV -- '- Miss Wilda Crossley was home i a. J. _M6Kec.!|9ie PRING is here again, and with it comes the need of good Foot-wear. “’e have it, and lots of it, for men, women, boys, girls and chiidren, having bought it nearly a year ago when prices were lower, thereby giving everyone a fair chance to buy good shoes at the old prices. ‘ We will quote prices on a few of our lines: Men 5 Bean Split; Blucher a good snx iceable shoe ....... Men’s Ext. Heavy Split Blue. M ens Hem \1311 1511; guaranteed to be waterpl oof $2.15 the best on the mark VV omen s Pliabie Chrome Bails, good and comfortable ............... VV omen’e- Hean Grain Bale, guaranteed “aterproof ................... Women s Heax 3' Grain Bale, plain and A1 stock... We have a special Shoe for men for heavy wear, built on the military last. Don’t fail to see it when you call. It sells at ............. Boys’ Heavy Split Blucher1 plain and very soft stock ..... We have full lines in all Children’s Shoes, Buy your Shoes now, it Will pay you. from the city on a short \nsit with her parents. Miss Edna Wilkinson, 4th him, is visiting relatives at Heathcote this week. Mrs. Neff of Singhampton visit- ed her sister, Mrs. Bulmer. last Week. Mrs. W A. Armstrong has re- turned from a month’s visit with her daughter, Mrs. Hyland, 31- New York. Mrs. G A. Keith and little daughter of Toronto are visitmg the former’s aunt. Mrs. F H. W Hickling: Rev. ‘Mr Dudgeon goes to Tor- onto this Week to attend Confer- ence. 'Miss Oldham.visited over the Week end with friends at Owen Sound. The friends here of Mrs. J A. ons, nee Mina Graham, of Pick- ering, were sorry to learn on Sat- urday of her death, which occur- red that morning. The funeral took place at Pickering on Mon- day. Besides her husb.and,_ two? young children are left. The de- ceased, who was a clever and very highly respected young wo- man, was a daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Robt Graham of the Valley. The bereaved family have the sympathy of many friends in their loss; 8‘ 1 .fl;§s ~5‘exa‘s N. 0‘ -vvâ€"J' Mrs. David Strachn is visitlng friends in Toronto. Mr Strachn â€I: $3.10 151’. $2.35 71’- $2.10 Starts â€Ea-Day 44444444444444444444444444 I}... .4444... :3 Men5 Heavy Reinforced Elk Shoe a. snap \x hile thex last Men’ 5 Hem \ Tan Elk. one of the best on the market ........ . If you have a weak or sore foot try a pair of our double E Dongola Shoes. They will sure give you comfort The old price .................................. Boys Heavy Split: Blucher, toe cap ..................................... i E13 1 BORN. l i BLYTH. â€"At Varney, on “'ed- nesday, June" ‘, to Mr. and Mrs. gWilbext Blyth. :1 daughter. was also in the city last week meeting with the Veterans of 1866 at their annual reunion. Mr Strachn was a member of the. Whitby Rifles. ......z...................00... We trust The Chronicle editor and his estimable daughter may have an enjoyable holiday on their trip this Week.“ ALJOE.â€"In Glenelg, on Saturdav June 3, to Mr. and Mrs Alex. Alice, .1 son. WESTONâ€"’MCCRIE.â€"At the res- idence of Mr. A D. McCrieLSxylft Current, Sask., by Rev Dr. Nichol. on May 24, Mr. George Weston to Miss Margaret McCrie, both of Saskatchewan Landing, Sask. “Whv so sad and downcast. 9" “My wife has threatened to leave me.†7‘Cheerup. Women are always threatening something like that, but they hardly_ ever d‘q _it;’_ V‘s-v ‘- â€" “_ â€"_ “That’s what I was thinkingï¬â€˜ DISTRUSTED THE PROMISE. MARRIED. Tiff $3.50 1916. LLLV 0000.. $2.35 . 2.00 .. 2.15 $3.00 $2.15