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,umgctridofthegais;thc y, uncomfiorhble feeling ; I“ ‘ ' -- headaches andeoui- m that ace/011W? this trouble. 9 Fruit Trea’unentâ€"Vhiehism {NW\3 ICJAVW "_' _- 3. Them-as Evans, Everett, Ont”. ; “I have been troubled for Dyspf'psia. Live: and 3% pass: Ise from which it was in z . at rehef until I took “anfi-;. 9‘. Thanks to their wonderful lts. I at) free of these ailment :91. 1.". nurmal Wm again”. Iis 's the kind of pxoof that warm. The Ftlit Tit-came»; uim fwes‘lâ€"issoldbyandealegy â€"- V'â€" “The Power Of A Lie” All-Star (last 'colate Eggs aESL. 16.0 25c. 35C. 'md Rolled Oats of its qual ’OR EASTER JET SOME ,3] Baking for Easter RHM ‘s’u SATURDAY Solid Chocolate Bargain Day ES MILLS BUNS 'ed .est Quality. and our Prices right for Cash heat «lzgli'x'ez'e! at the Mill BREAD 3 Bakery Eclipse Flour stry Flour lD BREAD G O W A N Mcal and Pk and 11‘ f 31 L‘ ( lomedy “Fare Enough” Lay. April 1., orD lour Oat Chop Mixed Chop E cry A fternoon fiu- mnlojlingand con- ‘ ‘nss ls e-stnmated at, v"'.(ln l “HE-'11! Ami} 11-12 5.; "m“ ” -: fieatmentâ€" "_â€"isso}dby andqalcn -....or sens postpméby flariyam. Ont. :: Hf the fire is un- \\ “V \‘.':pinn;.'10n would H:o'~HP :zs we" as --';.‘~--Hn'mxnghan md flavor ms unmm "rmcn or mus" u rr now 31 mm A Boston broadcasting station, said to be identified with one of the Hearst newspapers, sent the follow- ing through the air on Sunday night, March 16, in the form of a St. Pat- rick's eve oration: “The United States had better watch. England pretends to be paying interest on England's debt of five billion dollars to the United States. England will never pay this debt. England is only pretending to make pay- ments. until England has time to organize Canada and pour her armies and hellish engines of war to recover these great and glorious lands that England lost in her unjust battle against the fathers of American revolution. Sinn Feinism.will go d0wn-fn the world's history as the holy religion of a band of patriots who triumphantly enacted their nation’s just dues trom the tyrant and blood-sucker, Eng- lan . l“..u. “England never sleeps. Eng- land is sending her soldiers from England in the guise of farmers to Canada. England is concen- trating airplanes in Canada so as to be prepared for the day when her armies will invade our glorious republic. Again I tell you, England never sleeps. It behooves us to he on the alert and to maintain the armies and navy or the United States at battle strength. Thank God, no Irishman from Ireland. outside of the six counties of Ulster, is any more a British subject.” Comment on the above is Obvious- ..y unnwvssary, but one cannot help but think of the large number in tlu- l'nitml States who will Sit at :lmr motiophones and swallow that 42;;‘3' :ls iilt' goalie] truth. mssiNG HEIRS” scum: ( rmns sour: EASY ONES , .\ suhsrrihor writes stating that l lw recently. lwguilml by a spirit of inquisitivvnvss or Ciwotmlsness. or perhaps. lmlh. sent-:1. dollar for a “missing heirs" directory and Shortly Him-waft.»- he. received a letter from a lawyer in Philadelphia asking for the mum of his father and mother, gmmlmnther and grandfather. gr. g. nmlhvrs and gr. g. sires and their nativity. Very Shortly after he l'urnislu-d this information hr rec- ...iwd word that on his mother’s Side he was one of the missing heirs to a fabulous c-state in Yorkshire, Eng- land. and asking him to forward 3:35.00 towards expenses in proving? up. Fortunately he was acquainted with some- of the famous Baker estate heirs, who have been paying out money in vain hopes for the past 50 years. and decided that he would hang ("l to the? $25 and other twentyâ€"fives to follow instead of fulfintv hinmplf hp bled. The cu- 'ioLtting himself b0 bled. The cu- pidity of peeplv is what these Swindlers make a fa} living out of. COLLIB TRAVELS 2,364‘ MILES Tho I‘anl'd for long-distance travel by a dog to roach his home and master:- is held. so far as known, by a collie who returned to his home in Silvorton. Oregon. on Evin-nary '15. Aftvr an (le'llCP of six months whc-n ho was lost. from his miistor‘s ‘9 ALI.â€" AAA. Thursday, Ayril £0, illt, \\ Ibl' ---‘_, journey. embracing summer sunl anal sex-ore winter weather. the? indomitable clog messed seven different states. travelled through the prairie; M Indiana. Illinois, lawn and Nebraska. climbed the Rnekies through Wyoming, and mmle his way (we? the Idaho desert unto Oregon. His unem‘ing instinct had guided him In his helnved mast Pr ; Winchester Press.) ‘ The Carleton Place Central Cana-. ~lian. like The \Vinchester Press. be-l lieves that to receive and publish the advertisements of city departmental stores is not. fair and loyal to the home merchants who do advertise. Recently weekly newspapers have been offered liberal inducements to advertise the catalogue. and attrac- lions of certain large departmental Their offers have. with few stores. vxm‘ptions. been refused by the pubâ€" I . ‘ V . ‘ ° exceptions. new; u m“... -_. _ lishers who stand loya to their home town and its business interest. lt cannot be said that all local mer- chants reciprocate by advertising in their local‘ paper. and some even are so forgetful that they give orders for printing letter heads and envel-i opes to city canvassers. forgetting :lie same work could be done .just as well and just as cheap at thei oll'ice. fair and appreciative. and to them the publisher of The Press. like the pnbLisher of The Carleton Place Canadian. will stand loyal. even at the cost. of liberal financial induce- me‘nls. LOYALTX Ivan; LU .- â€"v_, _ 'l‘hough the Eskimo language {s wlysymhmic and agglutinative, It has a keyâ€"«something you woum hardly expect, of a languaggz that. 13: ole‘scri‘mfd by two such awe-mspmng wnrds. The key is “Kanok atingaf‘ which z‘noans. ”VVhai is its name?" With it. you can learn the Esklm 11-31st for all material} ObjectS, but» if you use. it. to inquire about a non- ‘ ‘ thing like a hole. you mag WHAT I$_A 391:3? THE HOME TOWN yourself in difficulties. I discovered one night, pays the Arctic explorer, thatthe rising heat from our oil stove bad melted a hole through the roar of our snow house. Pointing to the hole, I inquired, “Kanok mum”- . A- I I uwv" “vâ€"w One of the girls promptly replied, “Oppâ€"_sbq-_sul-nee-eye.” '1‘ Eadie?! it down iixmedjateby in my notebook, spelling 1t phonetically, and wrote after ,it the_word “11019.”. A few days later I happened to] tear the knee of my hear-skin pants on the corner of an iron-strapped‘ biscuit box. Embodying my newly- learned wand in the sentence, I re- quested Tooâ€"cumoah', one of the girls, to get her needle and sew up the hole in my pants. She burst out {bushing and so did the other ’rl. Finally, after I by; repeatefily in- .â€",_.A -4A Ifinall , after I use repeawmj 1n- quu'ed e cause of their mernment one ventured to reply : “You asked me to take my needle and thread and sew up the hole in the roof of your spams!” “What do you call such a hole?" “Reed-la.” “What is a hole in the ground?” “Poo-top.” . . . “What IS a hole an )ce‘.’__ “That is another word." “What is a hole in ivory??" “That is another word." “What is a hole in iron?” “That is another word.” “Now listen,” I said. “I do not want any of these words; I want to know the siinple_ yxioqdjoe hoie.” -A- -‘A â€"â€"v -â€" 8110 was thoughtful for a moment, and then replied: “There isn’t any such thing. If it is a hole, it. is a imlc in something, or it. wouldn’t be a bake!” WHY BOYS LEAVE THE PARK (St. Catharincs Standard.) A bond broker of Toronto makes $100,000 in two days by the sale of tax free bonds to the Provincial Gm‘vrnment. ‘ .‘ " ‘ ‘ ll-‘J\/llvo Mr. W. D. Gregory draws down $26000 for his work on the famous commission investigating hydro. We have not the figures for all the emol- uments Mr. Gregory drew under the ' Drury regime. but the total wouidl make $226,000 look comparatively} small. l i The boy on the farm, turning it? ’owr in his mind. and trying to final out. the best career for himself,i naturally sees this big city money? going. And he sees the money com-" ing from a farmers’ government, too. He figures it out that if he had ten farms and worked every one for 20 years under the most favorable conâ€" ditions. he would scarcely be able to win a fortune like that bond broker «lid in 48 hours. It doesn’t make ' any difference that these two cases are the exception, or that a Drury Government isn’t in power eyery A BAD GHINAU‘AI‘ A 'l‘oronto Chinaman, whose name the police have been unable to learn has been lodged in the 3337mm, fol- lowing a display. pt most extraordin- IU\‘\ ”It, a utcyau.’ ............. :try slrvngth while in a demented} state. Lodged in the Dundas police: station he pulled the radiator from‘. the wall, flooding the cell, then broke l a water pipe with his bare handS,! and when handcuffed to a ring in: the floor broke the ring and bursm the handcuffs. _ D E It isn‘t p1 opagan‘ua, however. un- ilc (:53 it fax ors something you oppose. LIIL7 IIGII\JLI\AJA\'o About the only thing The Chron- icle rises to remark on the above dispatch is that either the Chinaman or the reporter who wrote the article must have been drinking some aw- fully powerful stuff. ~ 15,000 operations are per- formed in the building of «ch Ford chassisâ€" Leo Trongean, a Frenchmadipn, was killed when struckhy a falhng tree on the farm of John McGuire, in Arthur Township, near Mount Forest. Tuesday afternoon. t-_‘ ‘U NUUUILvO auvuuv ”v -._.- _ occurred. On returning to the bush they found Trongeau lying beneath a tree he had felled, in a semi-con- -scious condition. He succumbed to his injuries shortly afterwards. Geic'iner Dr. Reynolds of Mount? Forest. visited the scene of the acci- dent and ordered an inquest, which found that 'I‘rongeau has died as the result of heart failure and not. from accident. A A _ ,7 “ No less than ten stitches thel doctor had to put into my old man after the tight last night.“ “Duly ten.” exclaimed Mrs. O’Brien. “Sure when the doctor seen me poor husâ€" band carried in this morning. he says ‘has any wan got a sewing _ machine ‘2" CAR FOR SALErâ€"SECOND-HAND Chevrnlet touring car in good run- ning order. Apply at the Chronicle Office. 4106‘ F011 SALE OR HENI'.â€"â€"UUM1‘un1â€" able roughâ€"cast. house and hid” an :uerc of land. stable, garage, hard and soft water inside; contrally located, the J. H. Shork pl‘Opm‘ty. Apply for particulars :1! Tim (.Zhrrmiclo Office. Durham. 4 10 tf (Tooâ€"£3.0â€" for Classification.) CLASSIFIED ADS. - on RENTâ€"091545911? .J your production a little -A “Mann. vnm- mmenses even slightly, it 1' JV“ ‘ku mv- v“- ‘ â€" --_ ‘ and reduce your expenses even shghtly, it might mean the difference between a fair living and failure in some seasons. Sheep, poultry, hogs, and a regular “ milk cheque” have saved the day for many a farmer when his mom have failedr " “V“ m vâ€" v Shelters from the heat, rain or snow for your live stock and protection from the weather for your outbuiiclings, machinery and impiements, will minimize your losses an" reduce your 1 $11,”. yearly repair bills hy many a com“ THE ROYAL OF CANADA TOTAL ASSETS ovnn $519,000,000. Duncan Proving Costly. (Bruce Herald.) That .former 'W‘alkerton High School student, Duncan Marshall, who after graduating from the local academy, went into the newspaper business, but gave it up for the more profitable game of politics, has been pulling down a lot of big money of late. A return tabled in the House of! Commons on Honda shows that Duncan last year ‘rew 81,774 in‘ sale. plus $163 expenses. Mr. Mars all __made' on behalf of the Dents. of Aggiculture and Immigraâ€" tlon, threetmps to the United States, itwo to Great Britain and one to [Bx-1min and France. He is certainly . 01' HOUSEHOLD EFFECTS Mrs. Robert. Douglas will offer her household effects for sale by auction Suite, consisting of Oak Table, Bufâ€" fet and six Chairs; Walnut Dining Table; Kitchen Table; 6 Kitchen Chairs; Kitchen Cabinet good as new; Pandora Range; Quebec Heat- er, 0n legSLCoal Oil Stove, New Per- *fection, 3 btirners, with Oven; 4 iron Bedsteads, with springs and mat- tresses; M'ahOgany Dresser; Mahog- any Chifl'onier; 100 feet corrugated Garden Hose; Garden Tools; set of Scales, 30 lbs; a number of carpen- ter’s tools; Sealers, Dishes, Kitchen Utensils and other articles. \.' vvâ€"-_. , Teg‘ms .Cash 01‘ approved notes boarmg Interest at 6 per cmt. 0n sums of $10.00 or over. Ewyythingmust .be sold as the Pmprwtrvss xs leavmg town. ROBERT BRIGHAM, Auvtiunccr. 4102 V Parlor Chairs; ‘D'i'pi‘qg-t AUCTIoN SALE "VIIIâ€".9 v â€" and Immigra- a United States, n and 0119 to He is certainly W SALE D EFFECTS LS will offer her sale by auction R11. 19, 192‘ rtemoon. as fol- ,; Dining-room Oak Table, Buf- W‘alnut Dining 310; 6 Kitchen abinet good as 0; Quebec Heat- Stove, New Per- :ith Oven; 1: iron rings and mat- Dressm‘; Mahog-z w. â€"â€"â€"___, economy in his student days one1 would hardly think he would devel- op ~into-1.1m 9mm $20,000 aunual Inability to hgs country. Running a newsmaner _xsn‘t in it for guiding upwspapelj l.w..-'J ‘v â€"_- _~ newspaper ,isn‘t i about for the ow! HEIIGHT RAVE W011 m A QUARTER ‘ x ’ The waiter, says theArgonaut, has been very attentive. throughout the New Spring Dress Goods In Duchess Silk, Hat Crepe, Silk and Wool Crepe Children’s Sandals Nice soft-patent zit $11.59 BroWn Cinderella pr. 1.15 New Madras and Curtain Netts from To . L. GRANT luncheon. tile more so that the Lwo guests looked _ prosperous. The check was three dollars and forty cents. and we host laid _§_ five-dofiar VW‘VP â€"â€"â€"â€"- "v‘ __ _ bill on th tray. The waitgr returned hopefully with a dollar bill, a fifty-cent. piece and a dim. He saw the bill pocketed and thou matched the fifty-cont piece go the Ladges’ Fancy Silk Hose, good quality in black, castor and gray at 1.00 Boys’ Knickers, pr. $1.50 “Sadly he picked up his d'rme, but the negro is above all a fatalist. “Boss,” he said “I gambic‘d, and I 40c to 55c yd. no: mg