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In fart wv mnvml stit‘fly M'vn :ll'tc'r \\'o~ haul hvvn ruaxml tn tlw lmngalmx' whlrh hall hmm built rlnsv tn thv anrivnt ruin Surl'nlmltt'tt h)’ o‘xtvnsiw :.:rm1mls. I ‘\.\n.\. ".Vlm‘ pinch you \‘0 gm IU'H' nhsmwml lmu. "Uh. thn snukws? said Hlll' hast. "Why. thvy‘rv withing as long as you lvt thvm alnnc. That‘s thvir; l'o'st‘l‘anlHll mw-I' hy llw wall. I; should nn more think «if walking; their» in tlw dark than I \Vll‘dlll nl" going into tlw suakn mm at. tho Zoo. ' Rut. thaw llo‘Vt‘l' tumble us. é "l'll nml‘vss that. at firsl I didn’t- likv llwm \‘m'y wull mysvll'. but 1‘ won l'numl that it. was a i'asv of] mutual tnlm'aliim. \Vv i'vspoci' om'h nthvr's privacy and mmliuv. nuvsvlvcs Sll’ll'll}' lu our nwu parls nl' lhw pi'o‘misus. 'l‘liN"i~ is nuv Olllv chap whn calls mum mo.- nu tho wmuduh :il l'ill‘i‘ iulmwals. "'l'hv l'ullowing day we hail hrnak- last with Jim and he shuwml us :ilmut his Plfll'i‘. whivh was fascin- ulin: lw .ltiylighl. Hl' haol vlm-li'iv, fans. running: watvr. a piann-plawri and a talking machine: but hv hail: ulsn thv i-nlu'us 11ml we «Nil Nil vm'yi him lhv tropical garden of paraclisv’; In which he had transvlaulml him- self.“ i â€"â€" l U l l b 0 l . l l .HFHL‘HI'H; "ulpzmie- 41m)” 015, - :‘IWI Hzn é'uini silm'n ”1'22? 1% ':~::Eiu wh'vh #o'o'mml {”3 .lirm- 13' win ix. tllnsv undvri :al! IHDWPVPI’. thm'o' was a h m‘ ”we! {awn whirl} \W? h! might lvzul tn thv Imusr‘. -pn_-hmi tin-gut“ ”porn :mtl' Mun}? tn rhh‘r who-n UH: I'iL’kJ morn sprang forward with a 'â€" m‘ an 41mm 3 “2' a {QM-21V: film-I‘M v: (1.4 a ”PM“! :1 hu :3? u- ‘1". "100!“- :tt-ppw: Hit 5833 HEP ma: 5 1m. "mu! (p 1b “HA :3 y, \\ {in-i" n? 3" flh' L'i'fl‘ hat (MUM EN‘ Hm. i!“ '31P“ 1x1”! 2".“ 5’2! Emlyn“: whi â€" Sets for $4.19 21-piece (301d Band Tea Sets. for $3.98 I only. wpiece China ' i‘éé'set 'fo‘r $5.19 ghdozen Cut Glass blers for 856. SPECIAL .\ no“ 85501 ‘uumu m mu neck Scarfs in all the la shades. The Variety Slate :t whhmu lmthr-I'ing: you; unld nut haw mowed if u got' had been cuming tnâ€" ln {zu't wv mnx'mi shim." '1' \\'o‘ haul bm‘n mme to gulnw whivh haul bovn ‘50 tn thv ancivnt ruin wl by o‘xh‘nsivv grnunds. D'ucv .W-u‘vn 3:0! hmm“ :1 5.11.24... ".12. .5 2.2: i. 33 2:, L. 2:. Egrrrré .55.!» : 3. s .75“ .5; :22; .: :7. 2., fifi...:i 55...; Ls..â€" ::. 6.x: 3:; Emu This Week’s i} H“. ('HHHPS ")II'XPO'. \\ hV [ml " r assortmegt 01‘ Ladies‘ ‘A‘An‘ siic-m'v with clump L. Saunders {rm 1.. my Uw Firk- ) vmu'ht'.‘ M SHIT!"- - snmbm- all NW N‘- :1 su-komng all {fieâ€"iatest Tum- isms}; or wuon 18 "AA-" *t'llfi'i' Ht lltlnltll' IIH' luau I" u.‘ “w“. ccnwtcry \\‘Hllttt lw linml with cy- titiiitc tmttli-S. tii'nnlml tlwn that mcrynnc has a snnsv Ht humor :1 littlv nbsm'\'atim1 will cnnVinci- ynn that t'cw p‘cnplc laugh at. tlw samc things. 'l‘hc amazing: thing: is that. although ttlt‘l‘t‘ is always snnwthing in cni'nmi‘vn thc inciolo-nts at which you laugh are on the whole peculiar Lin Miiii'scll' Elinnt'. .\.~' ymi watch :thi- rambling antics ut‘ tho l‘ilm gcnmmlinn as ihc cntii'c imlicc fin-cc ipiii-snu him thrungh si-x'ci'al film iyai'ols oi“ impnssililc situations. iiwi-hnps you laugh npcoacingly. tuntil thv tcai-s nt' mirth run down lynni‘ l'acv amt ttwn again pcrhaps lfi'im limit. If ynn nuticc that baht-3 thcadml ncighhm' sitting in a stnicall tsilcncc. whilc chucklcs of Mirth 'wi'ack ymn' t'i'amo- an immmliatc iinilictmnnt l‘t‘SllltS. ‘ "'l‘hc «larn stiff hasn't. got. a scnsc I l ut‘ hnmm‘. Why «lnn't. hc laugh?" I’m-ham a littlc latci‘ in thc «invol- ngzmvnt nl‘ th'n allcgml mimic ci'catinnt ; l'i'io-nil no-iglilun- i'nai's with appriwaH whflv ymi sit in glum silcncc \wziilin: t'm- sumnthing tn happen. 't'l'his timc ynn stanil inilictml. And gwhu can say which is right. It. is t I ' t sumcthini: which «lcl‘ics thc intcl- :t [pct of nvcn thc \'t‘lԤ' elect. 1 .-\.< a mattnr nt‘ fact 90 pm' cent. of V 1 «inc hnmm‘ is thc i'csnlt of mlucatimi. i\\'lwn an nnt'ni'tiinatc citizcn steps 'U‘V 5‘ ." VASTLY DIFFERENT a (/01 C-ICJ-Jl‘i nnnnnnnnn U11 . .. skin the p pu ace at large bursts forth into guffaws not because they think it is particularly humorous. but because it is the conventional thing to do'. The. mere peel is not remarkable at all. Any high school physics will explain the theory of Iskidosity. It. would be all the more humorous if he didn't fall. The comic papers play this teml- envy to adhere religiously to pre- C(Hlt‘nl to the limit, and day after day the same time-lumerml situa- tion. devoid for the most. part of any suggestion of humor. are passed out for the cleleetation 01' the eit- izvnry. .. “(I an n llt"lll .‘ a Srmv‘nnzly Ivlis a stury and one man imighs {mm :miusmient and Ihv rust of Hw imm'h gufi'aw justi in .~imw Hwy haw a svnso of humor. \V'a-x'v ii nut, for Hip inordinate fear «if Ewing Inl'wliwl as :1 man devoid ni' immm'. must. «if thn l'mm(‘)rm1:s mnHvrs nl‘ tlw day would never gi‘l ill':°n.~.~‘. “'1‘ may lack an ZU‘SHH‘HV tastv. mn- musical facul- iii-s may }.N' fw‘hlv. nui- morals viitii-vly :ihsvnt. lmt \vhm'n is the man whn \viil admit. the absolute ur a smisn (if hummn ; HERE’S A MERCHANT -n-..‘ ’l'hm-v was an nlil gl'l‘ll‘l‘ .\n¢l hr hall a. lnt nl' sonsi'. “l“ slai'lml up a husinoss Hn a dollar highly cents. 'l‘ln- dollar for lhc' stuck. .\n:l llw highly for an all. Brought- him Ull‘l‘t' lnvnly dollars In a day. by dad \\'c~ll. hr bought more gnmls Anal 21 littlv min-0 space. (And ho playm'l that. syslvm With a smiln on his face. 'l‘hv ('nstnmurs l'loi-kml '1 Ta his lwn-hy fnni' And hv smm ,hacl In hnsllv pm. a i'vgnlai' slni'v. l'p nn HH‘ squam- \\"hvi'n lho‘ pi‘npln pass Ht":._'0bhl(‘d up a rumor ’l‘hat was all plate glass. Hr l‘ixml up the winllnws \V'ith lhv bl‘St Iw hail. . Anil lulul llwm all ahnnt. il, l In a half-pager ml. Hr smin hall ‘om coming Anil ho nm'ur. Ill‘Vl‘l' quit. Anul ho \vnnldn‘t cut down On his ads. onn jil, .\ml ho's knpt things humping ln lhu town (‘Vl‘l' sincv. .l.\nil l‘\'l‘l'}'l)lll|_\' valls him l 'l'lm Mni'chant l’l‘llllfl‘. lSnniv say its luck .3 But that‘s all hunkâ€"- l \\'hy. lw was ilning hnsinoss , Whm limvs \vm'n punk. l’miipli‘ have tn purchasv .\inl lhn gown-r was wisp-~â€" f' FUI‘ hi- linvw tlw way tn got ‘vm \Vas tn ai_l\‘m'tiSi-. ’ Exchange. "wan- wnms WAN STELLAR '1‘" IS RIALTO FILE A cast of stellar players presents passedI gare. “What Wives Want”, the Universal Welsh all-star attraction, which comes to inv: .m: the Veterans’ Star Theatre to-morâ€" the, hu row and Saturday nights of this Wlmej Vvock. , . . Of 501 T he story IS an original one. by man.” Edward '1‘. Lowe Jr., and Perry 'Vek- The |roll“ and was filmed under the direc- run \\ | Lion of Jack Conway. .. popul: \ “\\ hat Wives Want" centres . .m.n..n.l g m-esentâ€"day marital prqb- WALI "What Wives Want," centres around a present-day marital prob- lem that is largely responsible for the grinding of the divorce mill. It concerns a husband who is too busy making money to give his Wife the attention that she thinks she doâ€" serves, and in consequence she 1001:- -0d elsewhere for this attention. A younger sister who, strangely unough, acts as a mother to the eld- or, steps in at a critical moment and saws her from an act. of folly but is herself crucified on the cross of 51151} i c inn IDOV O part of the wife who, bu garot. Landis plays the si Welsh and Vernon Steeie. ins; men of rare ability, the husbands of the t‘ while Ramsey Wallace, 3 of screen \‘illainy, is man." . The usual good errmedy IS bemg run with (his picture at the usual pomllar price. 'l'«>wn Assussm' Mum“ s Ilguu‘a ml 192-1 Show \‘.’all-:<‘:'tl.vii to be edging fox-ward in mm'v ways than one. In spitv «if tlw loss in population. causml by the removal of a number Of fat“tm°y-\\‘m‘l{m"s to the industrial cvntros. tl'w pumilutimi has inâ€" Ci'nasml by :33. 'l‘l'w natural increase in pm'iulatinn together with an in- flux from the farms is largely i-vsimnsilflv for this. 'l‘lm town's ‘pnpulatinn is now 2’20. The town assvssmc-nt has g'r‘mvn from $933,402 to $965,497. Accm'ding to tho Asses- Grey Terry plays the vife who, but for the at“ her sister would have rink of prepriety. Mar- plays the sister. Niles ernon Stee'ae, both lead- rare ability, appear as ‘ of the two sisters, 3 y_ Wallace, 3 past master .wnmnv- is “the other ' 31111111 S figures for {0111111 to be edging 8‘ sor’s figures even the income assess- ment is bigger, although. times are duller. The increase supposed to be is from $60,867 to $63,032. Thursday, lay h, 192‘. q _. A“ J. _L. SMITH, M. 13.. M, 1; '- Offxce and x-vsm.~ .- " ‘ Countess and Lanm H. ~ site Old Post “Hun- atou a.m..1.:m h ;; (Sundays and 'Vh"; - ;.. 8X06} .md f . Late Assistant thalmic Buspzlu'. GOlden Squaw 'I“ pita]. Spmnumt and N050. HIM. Gwen Sound. ééAAeraB'F DR. W. C. PIC (“Tim “\M J. “Ul‘hm (H Audi ””‘J’I‘ 1‘. GRANT Honnr (H'aduuh- 2 onto, Graduah- Ru} Surgm‘ms Hf “Him 3“ its ln-axu°ln~.~, Town's .lmx‘vl‘mry 1"131115111 15. .‘111111 her 111 11111111111\\111‘11u Tuesdav 111' 111'1' 11 \\111 11 mm 1111. 111111111 \\1111 11 office. Mcglh H‘ in «{311" 'i‘hq‘ ‘JH‘W‘ H'“ ‘l dim.“ LOT 7, (JUN. ‘31. l taming 1m :U'x'u»; cultivatinn. Maintw' Goanniom in w}. ises an- a h-ame- '1 stone fmmduhhw; also hay ham 3m? mom; hm; pm :' brick ht‘mw. 1m frame \\‘<’a4wl.~'!|w1: to honsu. With Water tanks: 3!! u 10 acros 10 .~\\‘w' is well fenced :m' eultivatinn. FM to Watsouk Dun Q 1.1mm." Thursday, 352‘ 0': (( “." A- p - Scienl Legal ’Dimrlorv , 31311213110. SPEREMAN MIDDLnaoi (mtax B and I'l‘s‘idz‘iu" ISL Of HH‘. Hm an Strvo! 1mm Ofl'it'c hullh 3 (except Qunuih farm. THE 3"" right to qmvli '2 ticulars am“ 3 RR. 4. Durham- Media/5 Suvm Barristers Classified Ad umnsox a Y v-cvr » ~‘ JA;\.A;‘,‘,',~.‘ \VAN'I‘l'ZI * H4’H)“’\Vm pl" h." “' H'l“ (”TIN Lia’nsc’d Cflun'z'mn â€"â€".â€"â€"o’ .u DAN. McLBAN _ THEIHWU ’â€" FARMS FOR SALE Dental Dziu‘im’z “ill m' ‘92I. «n 32 \X'a',‘ NOTICE TO FARM V . ' TheDurhgxm III-2H, 1.. \ 5001311011 Will Ship Mfrf'fi Sh: ham on Tuesdays. Fédfiested m L.’ W“ Clifion Phone 92 1‘ 11- “.1”. 'Qatisfact H . _ “Hi!” It hmh IO DR. BURT PICKERING, DENTIST "Y-‘xfii. Hum aw ~‘wz' mu $ch l0 [m H HM Solicitors. n] ( HT hail.- b ( ”T‘ iMM-O-OO- '0- '.“O' 'C‘ ' U H‘ Conta H mnh [n {:3 V0 ”Hm“ Clifiord 39W? H H 1-H "81‘3“ U for vll \\ SERVI lllt‘ mm tmv of G' lmr Mr