"w VI.’ PAGE 4. «a sm'es at menu 0250 per year. â€.25 for Six months» 65 cents ior three months. Foreign subscription mm on application. umber Qingdao Weekly News- papers Assocution. __.-â€"-â€".-' THE CAVE MAN'S WOOING According to the statement of a Chicago professor, the cavé man’s method of wooing his sweetheart is another of the old-time myths that must be thrown into the waste Most of us have heen under the impression that the old-time “cave â€"--â€" .. m. nu. Imlmmt for a suita- hi v vvv â€"‘-" 273;. with "to truth A newspaper headline r e a d 3 “Lloyd George takes a gloomy view of the outlook.†Perhaps he is look- mg into the mirror !â€"Brantford Expositor. CRISP COMMENT A Cleveland man beat to death the fellow who roused him from sleep, so clip this out and show it to the folks at homeâ€"Hamilton Spectator. Two more weekly newspapers have combined. the Exeter Times having absorbed the Advocate. One paper towns and small cities is the â€ï¬‚ier of the day.-â€"Oshawa Re- former. Looks as though a lot of Presby- terians are not in favor of turning "ver a new leaf. â€"â€"Toronto Telegram. Toronto doesn’t like the O. T. A. by 50,000 majority. But the O. T. A. didn’t prevent Toronto from put- ting 50,000 quarts of rum, gin and Scotch under its belt on Thursday, December 25, 1924.â€"0ttawa Jour- The chief feature of the new 10- .romokomitive, invented by a Ger- man, is the condensing device, it .3 reported. What a pity he didn’t use it on the name.-â€"â€"Hamilton Spectator. An auto made the run from Zgypt to Palestine in four hours, heating the record held by Moses by over 39 years.â€"Brandon Sun. GREY COUNTY COUNCIL Tho (hwy tinunty Council will upon it tho i'ourt. homo in Own“ Sound on 'l‘no‘sdny January ‘27. This is in :u'mrstnncv with the Municipal Act. which statos that tho first. meeting of may County Umncil shall be Imld on tho fourth Tuesday in Jan- uary a; 2 o‘rwtock in tho- afternoon. 'l‘tw Count-it m'iy. hum-war. by by- law. pt‘nVMe for its being held at. MAN 13 A PBCULIAR ANIMAL Hu can turn down a proposition and turn Hp his nose at one and the '48!!!" limo. ll» can give you a lot of chin and ham 3* much as he had originally. H0 newr had a mwlle in his hand Dill Wn knit his forehvad. A lot of things that go against his slnmav'. no-wr Much it. He rnf imnd up straight and still mad 10m: h warn the aimlane. he was ah]? to get, his pack 91), 11.. can run for nuhhc ofï¬ce and «i? on Ihn fnncn at. 019 came time. H" van have ho‘h arms cut. off and «6'! haw trouble on his hands. He now-r_ jg alone when he is be- â€'3 aide himwlf‘ "0 cm sit in MR nrivate ofï¬ce and [em in the midile of the road. H». can Vase his heart and get it In 'M‘I DOCK. He can break through the ice and D9 in ho’ water. He owns his mouth to put his foot down. A9 30011 3. he learns to walk. he is m his tact i928. m 30 01" Pk in thn awning. but. as w (m y tlnunty Council has never a-svd am uu h by- la“, it will meet I2 "PM k un 'l‘uvsday, January 27. \Vnthcmt bending over, he can put .4 war to tho ground. Ht- crooked. Tim-uh]. In"?! 8. ms. - ran throw out his chest and 'rvuhlv at “mm; in keeping his MEETS JANUARY 27 WkTS'ON. Mrs. Robert Hempstock and son,' Gordon of Hamilton, Visited during. the past week with her Sister, Hrs. J. N. Murdock and family. _Mr. and Mrs. Gordon Fisher and town. Mrs. W. McCracken- of Hespeler visited relatives in town on Satur- week renewing old acquaintances. Mr. Arthur Allan of Montreal spent over the week-end with his par- ents, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Allan here. Mr. N. Irvine of Saskatchewan. visiting relatives in Holstein and vicinity, was a welcome caller at Lt. ID mlv It“... I“ Mr. Walter Porter of Ailsa Craig arrived in town last week, replacing‘ Mr. W. A. Forgie as accountant. in the Standard Bank. Mr. Forgie has been transferred to _S_\_1_dbury. U. J‘DIIJQ Mr. and Mrs. G. S. Kearney and sun. Ross, spent over the week-end with her_ parents a_t Owep§ou13dm Mrs. William Wilson of Boothville visited over the week-end with her sister, Mrs. '1‘. G. Davis and other relatives and friends: _ Mr. Morrow Ridden, who is teach- im: school at Eau Claire, Nipissing district. returned Saturday after smutiing the holidays with his par- ents, Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Ridd‘cih â€Miss Betty Kelly of Toronlo is vis- iting her grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. J. Kelly. _ _- In I‘ ",-_._.--_ A-A Mr. J. A. Graham visited his aunt. \liss Margaret McArthur of 114 Do- \mcnuxt Road, Toronto, last week. She had mot with an accident and \\ as taken to W estern Hospital but is now abln to ho home again. Miss Blainche TraynBP is visiting with friends at Walkerton. :‘F. H. Sidney.) John I". MeAullay, employed as a brakeman in the Boston and Maine passenger yards at the North Sta- tion, Boston, successfully solved over twenty years ago a problem that scientists have been working on for a long period. MeAullay served in the navy during the Spanish War, and one, day while his ship was in Philippine waters, he and a number of shipmates were given shore leave for a short shooting trip. There. were. hundreds of monkeys in the trees near where the party landed. .laek though the monkeys looked so much like human beings that he asked his s-liipmates not to shoot. and they agreed not to molest the monkeys. Wlhile walking under the eoeorinut trees. McAullay picked up a tiny baby monkey. He carried the little fellow ‘a_broar_d ship and THE HAN WHO fed it on the bottle. The monkey thrived~and became a great favorite with the ship‘s crew. It was named (ylillispie. MeAullay, one of the kind- certam gestures. pasitions, chatterâ€" ings of Gillispie’s meant something. and he closely observed these, and mastered them, so that he and Gil- ispie could carry on a conversation in monkey talk and understand each other. After receiving an honorable dis- charge from the navy, McAullay went home to his parents in Wieâ€" hurn. Mass, and carried Gillispie with him. On arriving at his home. MeAullay said: “Gillispie, these are my father and mother, and I want von to take care of them.†The monkey understomj, because for el- even years he did look after Mc- Aniiay’s parents. __vâ€"'v‘~ Vvuiu got by the monkey on guard. When she returned. Gillispie would hand her the key. In cold weather, he would stay inside and guard the house. He would not get into any mischief or harm a thing in the house. Gillispie died when he was hirteon years old. I have been with McAullay at both the Boston and New York Zoos, and ham seen him talk to monkeys in tho rage, when they crowded up to the bars and shook hands with him. some monkeys the keepers claimed were savage and unsafe to go near; norm-:livlrss. McAullay could soothe them and have: them grasp his hand :vhon ilt' stuck it through the cage Whenever Mrs. McAulIay wanted to go away. she would lock the door, hand thu key to Gillispie, and leave ‘uim‘nn ‘the piazza, and n0b0_dy_(_3(_)_uld __ -- unvucu "u, vugâ€"ï¬: hat-s. ’l'hvro- haw. been shipments of mnnkvy> paving through the North Statinn in Huston where McAnllay is vnmluyml as a brakeman. I have knuwn many cases where the mon- Y “)1“ “"9?" fI‘ill'htt‘aned and chattering [' ...... l...:-.-- I ,_ n ‘ . - vv uuun u UIIL' IIIUIIâ€" kuys mew frightened and Chattering from Ming: handled and tossed :u'mmcl by trn¢'*.kmcn. McAullay has quivtml many monkeys passing tin-Hugh Hm station by just talking in them, and they always underâ€" Maud. 1 am mnwm‘wi that Jack McAul- My has solvvd the monkey language. In tolling mu of his experience in Hm Philippines where he captqred Hillispiv. McAnllaY, ones of the kind- us‘t hoax-ind men t mt ever lived, said he Mt as though monokys had souls and hi! didn‘t have the heart to shoot Hh'm. His argument, is what kept. his shipmates from shooting the monkoys that day. 'l‘ln- quirkest route to the cemetery For any man is in “retiring†from ‘uniness.’ writes a medical author. You can‘t be a drone in advanced ‘il’e any more than you can be a lmfer in youth. Nature never in- ‘ended us to sit around waiting for ‘he undertaker. The surest way to rheal. him is. to keep walking and working. There is some consolation ‘n this‘for the old fellows who have Usually the man‘with that haunted look his six Miners who know ':ow to say “chose it.†REAL SENSE IN THIS TALKS TO MONKEYS A." I WIWUI.‘ u-" -_v_- - on on;I of Canada’s successful sons, Sir Campbell Stuart, by a punpbâ€" let published by the Bhpper Canada tic dinner at the Great Hall of Bat- tles in the Palace of Versailles, when Sir Campbell Stuart inaugur- ated the Canadian History Soonety in France. A few years before, 811‘ Campbell brought into being the Canadian History Society in Eng- land. Director of propaganda in enemy countries, under Lord North- CllIIe, during the war, and, now managing director of the London Times, he knows the value of his- tory and is co-operating with the Dominion archives to interest all the old historic families in France and England to bequeath valuable pagers and documents to Canada. .. _LI_A 1-"- Barn ohnnf n pallcla uuu u-w.....---.. -7 - The pamphlet tells how, about a hundred and forty years ago, Sir Campbell’s ancestor was also mak- ing history by translating, with the aid of Chief Brant, the Gospel of St. John and the Book of Common Prayer into Mowhawk for the Indians, _ A“ I L‘A‘ L‘A.‘ ‘kn uu u. Rev. John Stuarg. had been the of the In- [“6115 III UIIU avnvvv .- v the American Revolution and had been among the United Empire Loy- alists who came to Canada. At Kingston, in 1784, he began a minis- try which was as eager for the Mo- hawk red men as for the scattered white .men. There he met Chief Brant. and the two became fast friends. A II n_ro_ Their translation of the Scrip- tures into Mohawk was the ï¬rst publication 0f the British and For- eign Bible Society. It was carried to London by Indian hands and pub- lished at the expense of the British Government. v v- -- --vâ€"- Both Kingston and Brantforil en- jov the heritage of Sir Campbell’s ancestor, under whose inspiration Old St. George's at the Limestone City was built. In St. George‘s, King- ston. today, is a memorial tablet to the ï¬rst Canadian Anglican mission- ary. _. ~ THE MIXING OP RACES IN CANADA (1). B. McRae, Manitoba Free Press) Ottawa has announced that per- sons “ho ale third generation horn in this countrv will, in future, be classed as Canadians. All otheis will still he (lassifled by their racial origin. So: Roderick MacSinclair appears at ttm birth registry office with swell- ing chest and high head, keen to go on record with the birth of his first son. Canadian-bred. He is call- ing__him Patrick Laval fM_aAcSii_icla_ir. “What's his nationality?†asks the clerk. ‘ “’I‘hcrc‘s no such a thing,†says the clerk, “unless he is the third gcnï¬ration born in Canada. Is he?†to‘ '0.39 “Well,†says the clerk, “we will have to list him according to his racial origin.†Mr. MacSinclair is nonplusscd. “What is your nationality?†asks the clerk. ' “Canadian,†says Mr. MacSinclair D",0.l.‘,‘“Y- . “I was born here," says Mr. Mac- Sinclair. “Where was your son born?" “In Minneapolis, while my wife “as \isiting thc re =“What was the nationality of your father?†“He was born in Ireland." “Then he was an Irishman?" “I’ll say he wasn’t. He just hap- pened to be born there. His father came from Scotland.†“Then he was :1 Scot.†Not, exactly. You see. my grand- father's family moved into the high- lands of Scotland from France. His name was St. Clair, but he called himself MaeSinclair so as not to ap- pear odd among the Highlandmen. His first wife died in Ireland, and then he came to Canada and married a second time." “Whom did he marry here?†He. married a French-Canadian named Fraser." “How could that be?" "Quite simple. Her great grand- father had been in one of Wolfe’s Seoteh regiments at Quebec and when the campaign was over, he married a French-Canadiai girl named Laval, and settled in a French district. He spoke French.! and the children never learned to speak English or Gaelic. In time there was nothing Scotch or English' about these Frasers but the name.†i “What was your mother?†“She. came of Dutch stock from Pennsylvania. but her mother wac a French Huguenot. They all became American citizens, but moved into Canada. My mother was twice mar- ried. Her first husband was an Ice- lander. and one of .my mother’s sisâ€" A young woman left, her husband‘s aide to look in a shop window. 0n loaving it she took. as she thought, 'ner husband’s arm. “You see," she. said, “you don’t Non look at anything. I want. you 0 see. You never care how I am "‘PSSEd. You no longer love me. Why, you haven‘t kissed me for a week. andâ€"†“Madam. I am sorrv; but that. is ny misfortune, nob my fault,†said “.0 man, turning round. He was a. complete stranger. Had No Chance W“, â€V " of the London 9 value of his-- ating with the to interest all From newsboy to the millionaire, Thle passing throng goes by each r. ay. The old man with the weight. of care, The maiden in her colors gay, The mother with her babe in arms, The dreamer and the man of might Grief’s cruel scars and laughter’s charms Pass by the window, day and night. Now slowly rides a corpse to find The grave and its unbroken sleep, And in the carriages behind A score of sorrowing loved ones weep. But bscarcely has the hearse passed Y Upon its journey to the tomb, When wreathed with smiles of love we spy, The faces of a bride and groom. We cannot understand it all, We cannot know why this is so, Fromndawn until night’s curtain’s a . We see the people come and go. Hope lights the eyes of youth today; Tomorrow care has left him dim. Once the. man proudly walked his way, But now defeat has broken him Could we but watch as God must do, We’d see the struggling youth a- prize. We’d see him brave his dangers through, And reach his goal and claim the prize, And we must judge with gentler sight The broken lives that come and go. And better choose twixt wrong and right If we could know what God must know. Who does not like to receive a letter prettily sealed with colored wax? Did you know that the differ- ent colors are supposed to convey diï¬'erent meanings? They are: White: Invitations to weddings. Chocolate: Invitations to dinners. Violet: Expressions of sympathy. Ruby: Engaged lovers. Red: Business. Pink: Youthfulness. Brown: Refusal to ofl'er of mar- riage. Blue: Gonstancy. Gray: Firm friendship. Yellow: Jealousy. Black: Mourning. Remember these meanings when next. vou seal a letter. Buckwheat ’ ............ Peas .................... 1 Hay ................... m. â€-224. Firsts .50; Seconds Butter .................. Potatoes, per bag .......... qr'ov DURHAM MARKET‘ THE PASSING THRONG SEALING WAX LORE OUR F‘RST BANK ACCOUN: Corrected January 8, 1925. ..... --Edgar A. Guest ...... mm @ 12.06 A case in County Court which aroused considerable interest was recently tried by Judge Grieg, the taking of the evidence requiring two full days. This was an action by Mrs. Boyle of Wiarton to recover damages for breaking her arm at a slippery crossing. The accident took place in front of the property of Mr. Ewald, a Wiarton merchant. It apâ€" wars that he had the snow shovelled away from his place with the ex- ception of one crossing leading to his barn. Mrs. Boyle brought action against Ewald and the town of Wiarton jointly. Judge Grieg gave the plaintiff $500 damages. The de- fendant, Ewald, appealed against the judgment. The appeal was heard at the Court of Appeal, Osgoode Hall, 'l‘o1onto, last week. David RODCPL- son, K. C. appeared for Mrs. Boyle, and T. N. R. Phelan of Toronto for Ewald. The Court up held the desi- sion of Judge Grieg pand dismissed the appeal. Needed Still lore One day a new patient, a pale- faced, pprtly man, came to a doctor for advnce. “Ah," said- the medico. “you lead altogether too sedentary a life. What you need is physical exercise. Your occupation, I can see at a glance is one that calls for a minimum of muscular exertion. “I don’t know about that,“ replied the man. “I am a coal-beaver. I handle on an average about ï¬ve tons of coal every working day all the year; rpqnd-Tweekrin and week out." ' Ah-h! and théhiiéfdfriba‘r’ï¬afï¬e had made a mistake. Then he pulled himgqf .tngegher' and said_smoothly: "'I‘ifï¬Ã©Ã©iééi’§i"'“.lï¬Ã©i“ "isâ€lmi'ï¬'éï¬iéin’t'. Herafter, handle ten tons." Another Sign of the Times Teacher: “Johnny, you’ve neglect- ed your geography lesson again. However do you expect to solve cross-word puzzles when you grow up ‘2†i Every Day Is Bargain Day WIARTON MAN LOSBS APPEAL THE PEOPLE’S MILLS f Goods Delivered in Town Every Afternoon Phone 8; Night or Dny. Sovereign Flour Eclipse Flour White Lily Pastry Flour 9 m§mim v“ Vuv" Crimped Oats Mixed Chop Mixed Grain {or Puultry Food ' Bhtcb‘ford’s cur Mal Pig Mal and Poultry Feeds AT Often Too True It was at a fashionable wcddlm The bridegroom had no viSihlu mum.» of support save his father who was very rich. When he came. to m. stage of themsegyiccuwhcrc he Mu to repeat “with all my worldly goods I thee endow,†his, faJm said in a whisper that could ha heard all over the room, “Hemvnsr There goes his bicycle." The latest ï¬sh story comes {mm H. G. Todd of Peneunguishene. Bo: tells of catching a large plkv. n the stomach of which, Wth 0mm 3 chipmunk was found. Pat had been hurt. It wasn’t mm more than a scratch, but. his (rm, player, with visions of being oiihgwi to keep him for the rest of his lit» sent, him to a hospital for exam» ination. The doctor said: any reason to apprehend tegumcntzs! cicatrization of the wound." To my many, faithqu Friends in Bentinck: I tender my hearty thanks for past favors, and may it be our privilege to en joy; health, happiness and n» newed prosperity for 1925. “As subcutaneous abrasion is n..: observable, I do not. think there no "Ah," said Put in relief, “ye tom the very words out of me mouth." Edamâ€"In FgFeED'EhL 0n Jamm'w 2. to Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Eden. - son. 1. to Mr. and'ï¬i’s'f'ETéin"'\V‘nim daughter. Wfltgna-Iq ï¬qrmagby 01),] :nmu' v» CARD OF THANKS Pat Know H. W. Hum. "‘9 2-00â€. “H" V "I! he ['0qu- ‘ ‘ h We before mew h9V!‘ T! t ' tion Hf .1 ï¬t] I"' I 2V1"! 4" 96-01?!" “yr Hm" h 18kt H .1r\8\"~m “er nur- Kim: ‘ W310}: “- namm! “I (.50!) 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